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UK: “We’re worried we’re not enough of an international laughing stock yet” Richard Tice: “I know! Let’s play a r… https://t.co/bwq9rLoZC5 @Curious_Chak Labour should have explained how damaging Brexit would be from the start in my view rather than look… https://t.co/f3jBuk76jlVote Leave, 2016: “Absolutely nothing will change for EU citizens in the UK after Brexit" 2020: “I know we lie abo… https://t.co/LG49IJ3vFb @Curious_Chak It’s not personal, I don’t know them. It’s more a bad-advisor-responsible-for-terrible-mistakes-and-w… https://t.co/zsQZYytW5H @Curious_Chak I had a problem with JC tho “relentlessly campaigned against him” isn’t true. I felt he failed to sho… https://t.co/J5ws6JNf31 @_simonchandler_ If you can’t get into power, you can’t help the people you need to help. Look at where we’re at no… https://t.co/W6t8mtfKDB @Fazzanelli Sure. I’m not saying we should abandon the policies or lurch into being Tory Lite. But nor should we de… https://t.co/lbzXZhJ8mO @BerniesOstrich I hope you’re right. I’m very open to hearing what she has to say but it’s not been the best of starts.Yes, it's good to have a "movement". But a movement is nothing if it doesn't get Labour into power. Congratulating… https://t.co/uf9QceCaQ7It's early days but it's not encouraging that, after Labour's worst defeat since 1935, RLB gave the man who led us… https://t.co/tkSSRXX0dh @holl_nh2 Sure. But that didn’t work last time. And focusing on the movement as if that’s the goal, let’s you off t… https://t.co/5nmqhYckiLIt not about a “movement”. It’s about winning an election. It not about a “movement”. It’s about winning an electi… https://t.co/NG8phq6viI
1/17
2020
Government reveals replacement for Big Ben bongs. https://t.co/49gplVoYo6A reminder: WHAT’S NOT IMPORTANT 4m kids in poverty 726 homeless deaths in a year Record 1.6m foodbank parcels Fo… https://t.co/LJ61uTwhjX @JuliaHB1 Seeing as your Brexit is likely to have cost us the same by the end of 2020 as the total payments to the… https://t.co/hXcd8WbiRoThis reminds me of the time I so nearly made the perfect phone call but then at the last minute I illegally pressur… https://t.co/6DUQCoSGQo @savilljames I really must do a pairing system of people who tell me it’s my fault Labour lost because I was a supp… https://t.co/vWQX1k5p7R2019: “Now he has a big majority Johnson can be the liberal Conservative he really is” Johnson, 2020: “Let’s stop… https://t.co/yH4iQK6jac @hamezhill @DanielASheff You’re saying that, after the end of the year, I’ll be able to work and live and retire in… https://t.co/rKthVlOXZ9 @DanielASheff Freedom of movement is going to end so I won’t be able to any more.IDEA. Brexiters can have Big Ben bong on January 31st as long as Remainers can remain EU citizens with all the righ… https://t.co/AEDlOUQ4Ei“EU citizens have nothing to worry about” says government behind hostile environment, who treated the Windrush gene… https://t.co/PDDZ88mzehIt’s like we’re living through that bit in disaster movies where Jeff Goldblum’s attempts to warn people are ignore… https://t.co/PuWEHIXITE @groovy_chi Don’t know yet but it needs to be someone who recognises the scale of our defeat and offers something v… https://t.co/wu6SenNgIjJust to remind you that you have till 5pm to register as a Labour supporter if you want to vote in the leadership e… https://t.co/GtOtUX0dkG
1/16
2020
“I can say anything, even talk insane shit about dishwashers, and they’d still cheer me” is the new “I could shoot… https://t.co/aquwSYY1AL£500K could pay for new nurses or teachers or helping the homeless or some of the 4m kids in poverty but screw them… https://t.co/RyWAqmrDdx @RussellPope11 We are Brexiting. But there’s a trade deal to be done. And there are rights to protect. And democrat… https://t.co/kltck4YFRoBrexit was always going to hurt those Labour's meant to represent and protect the most. The party was scared to def… https://t.co/ODtjHw3hMGSo wrong. Brexit is a right-wing project. It’s about shutting our borders and minds to the whole world, not just th… https://t.co/enDrdQ5AmSPROBLEM: Record delays in getting seen at A&E are causing incredible suffering and actual deaths. GOVERNMENT SOLUT… https://t.co/LF1j3cDR8PI for one am amazed that a known liar who lies about everything should have lied about the NHS. #PMQs https://t.co/hK9vSGWc7TSuggestion for questions for the next #PMQs: 1. Where’s the Russia report? 2. Where’s the Russia report? 3. Where’… https://t.co/VOJLsXQJOv
Retweeted by David SchneiderRemain in regard to this phase of #Brexit may be over. But many of us will always #Remain committed to the rule of… https://t.co/8aZ64g0Owq
Retweeted by David SchneiderJohnson's 1st month: Refuse to release Russia report Get ministers to boycott #r4today & Newsnight Plan to wreck t… https://t.co/PTqboGwJM6When you’re so desperate for a trade deal you’ll abandon an agreement that was working to create a more peaceful wo… https://t.co/Uji8fyrkzO
1/15
2020
@rstorry Yes, because we can absolutely trust Boris Johnson’s government to keep their word which is why, for insta… https://t.co/oldqYU8SB1Brexit latest: DOWNSIDES Job losses Businesses failing End of manufacturing End of farming Workers/consumer rights… https://t.co/4CotwPPI7M @LDNMFS There’s no-one there who appeals? You can make it a very different party. De-“rabble" it by choosing the right leader.Want to vote in the Labour leadership elections but don’t want to join the party? You can become a registered suppo… https://t.co/S5W1FkrHRf @RememechG Liz Truss started it.That feeling when you describe slavery and colonising other people’s land and resources as “global free trade”. https://t.co/mc8nmKuGTh @facecreme No. You can denounce Israel. And defend Jews from antisemitism. The one sholdn’t be a condition of the o… https://t.co/mB0XZuGiLqDepressing to see people who would never make defending Muslims from racism conditional on them denouncing Saudi Ar… https://t.co/SQd3cIJCzD"It's vital to listen to and respect the will of the people*" *except for viewers in Scotland https://t.co/1YiwWcszBWThe smile of a known liar who knows he can get away with stealing a journalist’s phone to avoid looking at a pictur… https://t.co/lkVOv5mQLn“I won’t take a penny from the EU” says man who’s taken €100K a year from the EU and received a fortune from Arron… https://t.co/8J3FaMXbeJ
1/14
2020
So good to see the government protecting us from terrorist threats like - *checks notes* - children desperate not t… https://t.co/L7J2FOvOjDChurchill: “We shall fight on the beaches. We shall fight on the landing grounds. We shall never surrender” Johnso… https://t.co/hur1hdU9n7Harry and Meghan latest: World enters sixth day of coming to terms with 35-year-old man moving out of his nan’s house.
Retweeted by David Schneider2016: "This country has had enough of being run by unelected politicians!" 2020: https://t.co/75ekdlng4bSad to see Clive not make the threshold. He was pushing really important, radical thinking about electoral reform,… https://t.co/IxkoAwQZUH @Steve_Cooke https://t.co/ShxZ67QH2R @Steve_Cooke This person is still a Labour member?Remember: FlyBe’s collapse has nothing to do with Brexit. Also nothing to do with Brexit: Thomas Cook, Sony, Flyb… https://t.co/4qwY52rxI3Come on, Labour MPs. Just 5 more nominations would see Rosena Allin-Khan and Dawn Butler able to contribute to the… https://t.co/4VQxQXAMU2 @mrjamesob "But when is Men's #JamesOBrienIsAWankerDay, eh?!"
1/13
2020
This man is in charge of the biggest nuclear arsenal in the world. What could possibly go wrong? https://t.co/Ipv3jEKKHJWHAT THERE’S NO MONEY FOR 4m kids in poverty WHAT THERE IS MONEY FOR £130bn already lost to Brexit £8bn on No Deal… https://t.co/qSxQ2rspjB @HarryT64975273 @paulsrkendal You asked for an example of AS. I gave you one. Maybe you can acknowledge it is an is… https://t.co/zA5DPjwMLQ @HarryT64975273 @paulsrkendal Just have a read of this thread: https://t.co/EJfbmBAUCH @Artimus_Gray Disagree with him, fine. But saying “he’s in the pay of Israel”, not fine. Him being unpopular make… https://t.co/DdEPM4xZnI @JonnyHambone195 No, they shouldn’t be excluded. But at the moment, it’s those representing the majority view of Je… https://t.co/LnLflAwZ8BThis thread gives more examples of how people are radicalised into antisemitism and the difficulty people have had… https://t.co/Pz9Hfk6gNq @HarryT64975273 Jewish people are not “so special”. They just want not to be discriminated against, same as other m… https://t.co/l79ff21Y3XEducation's vital. eg people saying those calling out AS are in the pay of Israel are just re-badging centuries-old… https://t.co/9OQuR1xFakGOOD: seeing the candidates for leader and deputy leader supporting this. BAD: the continued denials about antisem… https://t.co/mQ1ptYAtSNIt’s almost as if they’ve something to hide: Dec 2019 “We can’t publish Russia report till after election” Jan 20… https://t.co/3gTPCVuOGU
1/12
2020
Good grief. I had no idea how much of this shit she’d put up with - and I have to follow the news for work. https://t.co/ZkxEitOHxp
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1/11
2020
“Let’s take the £170bn we could have spent on the NHS (and schools and social care and housing and the 4m kids in p… https://t.co/Rwz1edGH6TGreat to see the police clamping down on extremist groups like, er, people trying to stop our planet turning into a… https://t.co/b8yVCx9yuNIDEA. Maybe Meghan is actually a magical mirror in which people see their own character. https://t.co/5dJdaAYHqL https://t.co/LdBOmz3OnwIf only there was a word for taking against someone you don’t know at all based purely on how they look... https://t.co/RlL0hd8ZlnYeah, what’s Meghan’s problem? https://t.co/unXJHTnflR
Retweeted by David SchneiderHey, Labour MPs. Clive Lewis is saying a lot of interesting things Labour needs to at least think about - on propor… https://t.co/X7TR0sK0u8A lot of people are sharing the Ross Kemp on spice video, but I’ve worked on a number of his documentaries over the… https://t.co/DCEmmo9XRn
Retweeted by David SchneiderIf only there was some way of knowing what attracts a far right, islamophobic, antisemitic, authoritarian leader to… https://t.co/D7T8m6DdGL
1/10
2020
Britain in 2020. May the Lord have mercy on us all. https://t.co/hQAGXv4Cp8GOING Workers' rights Environmental protections Our right to work, retire & live in 30 different countries The unio… https://t.co/IuiKKINBIWTabloids: “What could possibly have prompted Harry and Meghan to do this?! Read our outraged, furious coverage on pages 1-46”A reminder for most of the media. IMPORTANT 2 royals wanting to stop being royal NOT IMPORTANT Catastrophic crisi… https://t.co/A0QXlCJRaEIn any rational world we wouldn’t be debating why two royals would want to become financially independent but why t… https://t.co/dSL7I4WNw9I have absolutely no idea why Harry and Meghan decided to step back as senior members of the Royal Family. https://t.co/AKanshXHR3
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1/9
2020
▪️Scrapping guarantees of workers’ rights ▪️Stopping refugee children reuniting with their families ▪️Clamping dow… https://t.co/zwjo3isLWhI for one am amazed that a Prime Minister who lied about new hospitals and nurses and Brexit being done and selling… https://t.co/W5U0OdlqJqWelcome to the UK in 2020, where Parliament just voted by a large majority to remove protections for child refugees… https://t.co/QlpMzrLHUMSuggestion for questions for the next #PMQs: 1. Where’s the Russia report? 2. Where’s the Russia report? 3. Where’… https://t.co/VOJLsXQJOvJohnson’s Vote Leave, 2016: “There will be no change for EU citizens resident in the UK. They will be treated no le… https://t.co/bwLGcCUQT6This is where we’re at now. Tanja campaigns for the rights of EU citizens in this country. Her reward: death threa… https://t.co/cMIrKh0WbR
1/8
2020
A week ago: “Thank God the misery that was 2019 is over!” Today: “I miss 2019” https://t.co/ep5CrJ77GgSo glad we're leaving the EU so we can shackle ourselves to a crazed, corrupt, racist baby-man of a US President wh… https://t.co/0JMJPT3qe1Yes, Labour must analyse what went wrong in the election but we mustn’t forget that Johnson also won by stealing a… https://t.co/YExDUl4t7NPaging Dr Freud. https://t.co/wLa4R9IT0F @rowanseymour @ComradeDel “Obviously no-one’s perfect. Jeremy made mistakes like we all did and he would be the fir… https://t.co/yVhYGQCOZp“We need to be ruthlessly honest about what went wrong in order to rebuild trust with voters. Also Corbyn was absol… https://t.co/I8NBNiQ0iK @mattparkins Gawdblessya!Lot of talent going for leader and deputy leader. I've a lot of time for Dr Rosena: still works in A&E, committed t… https://t.co/dkWHyV7PB6 @tedsplitter Hah! One for the kids there. I am an idiot. @boskee_voitek Labour has a problem with antisemitism. Stop dismissing it as a smear and help us root it out.
1/7
2020
Tories: “Antisemitism is bad. Authoritarianism is bad. Islamophobia is bad” Also the Tories: “Antisemitic, author… https://t.co/Pjd8qg5lYH
1/6
2020

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