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Joined Twitter 11/17/08


@elsiesmessing Happy Birthday! Fantastic photo. xxxTalent runs in the family. Congratulations @sophiedahl My son & I loved this. x https://t.co/idT78LuhLy#OnThisDay 1982: Pebble Mill paid a visit to Roald Dahl’s house where he talked through his writing process. https://t.co/qSEOIEwRSN
Retweeted by David WalliamsDid anyone else notice that the late great Bob Monkhouse’s best joke- “They laughed when I said I was going to be a… https://t.co/UHrKBQm0Jk
10/18
2019
Hosting the @GlobalGiftFound Gala in London with @MelanieGriffith raising funds for the amazing charity @VarietyGB https://t.co/6BXGij2Zpr#Twist https://t.co/YLfRHqNywrVery true for me. x https://t.co/PPewkeHFG9Some exciting news. I have been working with @altontowers on a brand new ride inspired by my children’s books which… https://t.co/RgMEiAkXYD
10/17
2019
My mum photobombing me and my mate @TheDanteMarvin as we celebrate the 70th birthday of the marvellous children’s c… https://t.co/fOOQmBaz9QI’m thrilled to be in a film with the legendary @themichaelcaine My dad & I watched so many of his movies over & o… https://t.co/EeeULozBmTI am just out horse riding today. https://t.co/hR25G8TYzm @portmeadp The new book title is a secret for now. Sorry!
10/16
2019
This one's for you. To mark the release of his new memoir Me, @eltonofficial will be in conversation with lifelong… https://t.co/hB3J656mQ7
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10/15
2019
The last sentence made me weep.. https://t.co/S1niwq0afnSensational from @SenWarren here. https://t.co/B28fY02o6T
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10/12
2019
‘Life is a nightmare that prevents one from sleeping’. Oscar Wilde
10/11
2019
David Byrne is God. @DBtodomundo https://t.co/U3QojJ8zqr
10/10
2019
Pepe. https://t.co/IZRpIp38Y6
10/9
2019
Happy 60th Birthday @SimonCowell I don’t want to hurt you anymore. I just want to love you.
10/7
2019
New friends. @LEGOLANDWindsor https://t.co/kZEajSbeHbThank you @LEGOLANDWindsor for an incredible day. https://t.co/7ldb0VQLbJ
10/6
2019
I am not a big fan of glow sticks but @BGT The Champions Final is on @ITV tonight at 8:30pm https://t.co/bHgDaKjDakThis book is a thing of rare beauty. @BRillustrations https://t.co/KFCjumkOuK
10/5
2019
Bedtime 2. https://t.co/mSbckZnwz8A perfect Friday night. ‘SKYFALL’ in concert @RoyalAlbertHall @007 https://t.co/0m2cLMXvczBedtime. https://t.co/tYl0j7tz11Prince Harry begins legal action against owners of the Sun and Daily Mirror, in relation to alleged phone-hacking https://t.co/k5oH2rfgdY
Retweeted by David WalliamsGhosteen, the new album by Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds. Global premiere of the album in full 03.10.19. Digital and… https://t.co/wtTFoFvwSS
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10/4
2019
I am the host for tonight’s @ALOTO @SkyOne 9pm https://t.co/QHxamHCbM5
10/3
2019
With ease. https://t.co/V044IjUhzjTonight I hosted the ⁦@MakeAWishUK⁩ Art of Wishes fundraising dinner. https://t.co/J2nU4pHHN1"I lost my mother and now I watch my wife falling victim to the same powerful forces" Prince Harry says he and Meg… https://t.co/G918nzI2Qn
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10/1
2019
With some funny friends. Lee Mack ⁦@RealDMitchell⁩ ⁦@RobBrydon⁩ https://t.co/4fkHDjl7ZDHere’s what the audience had to say about the first night of ‘Billionaire Boy’ by the brilliant @birminghamstage as… https://t.co/CEqEVE7YgLBased on the hilarious novel by Sue Townsend, ‘The Queen and I’ is out now as a DVD & book doublepack...… https://t.co/nSSW6jgQti
9/30
2019
With James Bond @007 ⁦@lazenbyofficial⁩ ⁦@BFI⁩ https://t.co/FBkpZCGAqYLittle Ern. https://t.co/wDJYvNbC1i
9/29
2019
Afternoon tea with a legend. @007 ⁦@lazenbyofficial⁩ https://t.co/ZiHDWaMVeaIt’s official. Philip Hammond in today’s Times confirming that Boris Johnson is committed to a hard Brexit because… https://t.co/fDlW6GFzoH
Retweeted by David WalliamsBrothers Fayard and Harold Nicholas dancing in the 1943 film “Stormy Weather.” Years later, Harold recalled that th… https://t.co/iU252hKAld
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9/28
2019
On stage @CapitolHorsham last night for the first night of ‘Billionaire Boy’. The musical is touring the country &… https://t.co/fvvgY23Lpk
9/27
2019
At ⁦@Tate⁩ Modern ⁦@olafureliasson⁩ https://t.co/9LhW0xFmWeAt ⁦@Tate⁩ Modern ⁦@olafureliasson⁩ https://t.co/EGGF90WbdCSue Townsend’s ‘The Queen & I’ is coming soon to DVD... https://t.co/ELp7n4GVk5At the ⁦@Tate⁩ Modern for the mind-blowing ⁦@olafureliasson⁩ show. https://t.co/kUySlrAt5uThe Queen of Comedy (and everything else). https://t.co/AehK87BtSMThe dream team of Julia Donaldson & Axel Scheffler have created another classic. My son & I have been reading ‘The… https://t.co/BuKTu0KiXB
9/26
2019
This Prime Minister is a disgrace. @paulasherriff made heartfelt plea for him to stop using inflammatory words lik… https://t.co/9mljMz2NSb
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9/25
2019
I met George Dawes! https://t.co/bm2Dl3Iwz7When politicians and the monarchy collide! Starring David Walliams and based on the novel by Sue Townsend, The Quee… https://t.co/sNYGmdZq19
Retweeted by David WalliamsConcorde. https://t.co/TpokI5H3zXTattoo. https://t.co/DFyJAgWZJdUK PM Boris Johnson's decision to suspend Parliament for five weeks was unlawful, Supreme Court rules https://t.co/loqFdu2Wym
Retweeted by David WalliamsJust when you thought you couldn’t love ⁦@GretaThunberg⁩ more... https://t.co/21LArSiqVpToday marks the 20th anniversary of @Channel4's 'SPACED'. To say it changed my universe would be an understatement;… https://t.co/vRCxpuzvQ9
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9/24
2019
Noble Bert. https://t.co/1T5Kc8PfYb
9/22
2019
"I can never have that moment back." A journalist told @gareththomas14 ‘s parents about his HIV status before he h… https://t.co/v0uq26g0ho
Retweeted by David WalliamsSimon Bird is ready for action in ‘Sandylands’ ⁦@goldchannel⁩ https://t.co/P4Lx8s2APtOn location with the great ⁦@TVSanjeev⁩ for ‘Sandylands’ ⁦@goldchannel⁩ https://t.co/tg9TaxpbSm
9/19
2019
My book ‘Billionaire Boy’ is coming to the stage in a brand new musical. It starts a nationwide tour next week… https://t.co/l2sAc6QKAq
9/18
2019
I’m so excited to see my book ‘Billionaire Boy’ come alive on stage @CapitolHorsham next week at the start of its U… https://t.co/4pdXggoQ0UFirst day of filming of ‘Sandylands’ for ⁦@goldchannel⁩ https://t.co/aLxR5MBRWOThis is amazing. Once was enough for me! https://t.co/J3R99tY2DA
9/17
2019
My 18th Birthday 🎂Party 🎈 https://t.co/V5EX41PM9i @CSaltroad1 In response to the @MailOnline & @thetimes:we are proud of our international work. Its saves (mostly ki… https://t.co/lHOzSe6Of4
Retweeted by David WalliamsRT to show your support for @gareththomas14! One of Gareth's big motivations for speaking out was to champion the… https://t.co/MTFXZwJXLv
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9/16
2019
.⁦@petshopboys⁩ & ⁦@Beverleyknight⁩ ‘What Have I Done to Deserve This?’ ⁦@BBCRadio2⁩ Hyde Park https://t.co/cbY8RbDHXIThe Serpentine tonight as I walked through Hyde Park to see my favourite band ⁦@petshopboys⁩ triumph in one of the… https://t.co/tXJRWI1jMABoris Johnson forgets that the Hulk only fights for the good of the whole. Mad and strong can also be dense and des… https://t.co/26xLXpOhZ6
Retweeted by David Walliams.⁦@petshopboys⁩ ‘It’s a Sin’ ⁦@BBCRadio2⁩ Hyde Park https://t.co/amKYCxoyAK
9/15
2019
I am so shy. ⁦@BGT⁩ The Champions ⁦@ITV⁩ tonight 8:15pm https://t.co/VBL0cnzl0oPaddy & Nico are back! Tonight 8:15pm ⁦⁦@ITV⁩ ⁦@BGT⁩ The Champions. https://t.co/efXNkpuTDP
9/14
2019
Happy Birthday ⁦@roald_dahl⁩ https://t.co/IYJ9UkygVRIt’s here! Today’s the day! Happy #RoaldDahlDay, dear friends. However you’re celebrating, have a most marvellous… https://t.co/5NUt93gysU
Retweeted by David Walliams‘Books shouldn't be daunting, they should be funny, exciting and wonderful.’ @roald_dahl
9/13
2019
I’m thrilled to announce I will be interviewing George Lazenby ⁦@lazenbyofficial⁩ who played @007 in one of the bes… https://t.co/o9qQefl8BFOh. You’re shocked by that? Watch this. This is one of Johnson’s donors. Who also backed Vote Leave. Talking about… https://t.co/mtEQbdxYaD
Retweeted by David Walliams‘The Boy in the Dress’ @TheRSC https://t.co/pjLdhK8WQrIn rehearsals for the musical of my book ‘The Boy in the Dress’ for ⁦@TheRSC⁩ with ⁦@guyachambers⁩ & ⁦@RufusHound⁩… https://t.co/EavCYoGv1f
9/12
2019
Pet Shop Boys are thrilled to announce seven UK shows to open their first-ever greatest hits tour – Dreamworld: The… https://t.co/zYi1V9Y3Kt
Retweeted by David Walliams.@petshopboys & ⁦@yearsandyears present their brand new pop masterpiece... ‘Dreamland’. https://t.co/gWSlk8p16gCheap fags ‘n’ booze. Well it has all been worth it then... https://t.co/71Odh1MY6J
9/11
2019
Some bloke came to watch Les Mis tonight https://t.co/iuXTEGIIUP
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9/10
2019
Wonderful news now I can finally play @007 https://t.co/mpxTE1T2wRThe boys. https://t.co/xYBVK4eivjMorning! We’re thrilled to introduce the young performers who will be playing the roles of Dennis, Darvesh, Lisa Ja… https://t.co/xXqE9U22lS
Retweeted by David WalliamsA magnificent read from the great ⁦⁩ film critic of the ⁦@guardian⁩ ⁦@PeterBradshaw1⁩ https://t.co/3gY2S4ibWS
9/9
2019
Love. https://t.co/e3nrTd8ElIDelighted to share this. Please watch/tag/share. It's my poem Take This Pen, beautifully llustrated by the wonderfu… https://t.co/N6EvrxZP3G
Retweeted by David WalliamsHappy Birthday to the greatest comedy actor of all time. Peter Sellers. https://t.co/9BnTK4Qyu5Ernie using Bert as a pillow. https://t.co/8O1zJi6habBoys on the beach. https://t.co/VSd2sOFb4A
9/8
2019
Believe it or not, I can both play AND instrument. Me also write good. Let me know if you ever want to come to a sh… https://t.co/9G6jsCBsgY
Retweeted by David WalliamsBert. https://t.co/wZhO7sCQ58Sorry I got the time wrong and now you may be suffering through @StephenMulhern & @Catchphrase I am deeply sorry.… https://t.co/VrYfeKCLhOBert. https://t.co/WbvLHrarqPTonight ⁦@ITV⁩ 7:30pm ⁦@BGT⁩ https://t.co/Grlj9llAS3The best one yet. From Nick Blakemore over on Facebook. 🙌 https://t.co/m7Iqf3Aa0c
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9/7
2019

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