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Joined Twitter 11/17/08


Birthday kiss. https://t.co/UWzE5mmNjBErnie at 1. https://t.co/PErLHGJLPsErnie’s 1st birthday. https://t.co/T0xdId1CrM88% of @Conservatives adverts are lies. 0% of @UKLabour ‘s. https://t.co/9kegW2K67f‘Cinderella: After Ever After’ Christmas Eve ⁦@SkyOne⁩ 8pm https://t.co/WiQtWbSiIKI am sending a huge thank you to everyone who’s been reading #TheBeastOfBuckinghamPalace this week…you’ve made it t… https://t.co/musjlh0seBHello Australia. There is fantastic new stage production of my book ‘The Midnight Gang’ coming to a city near you.… https://t.co/e4k5aXKyYZWith the great ⁦@GarethSouthgate⁩ at the ⁦@ICAPCharityDay⁩ https://t.co/JfmOz5IrvmA chat with ⁦@RadioTimes⁩ about ⁦@SkyOne⁩ ‘s Christmas Eve film ‘Cinderella: After Ever Ever’. https://t.co/nDKQReLSJKMr ⁦@IrvineIqbal⁩ is the perfect Raj in ⁦@TheRSC⁩ musical of ‘The Boy in the Dress’. https://t.co/otlMCCYBbaIt’s Ernie’s 1st birthday 🎂 today. https://t.co/HuqrEcby8FBetween 1-4 Dec the Conservatives blasted out 6,749 adds on Facebooks. 88% made claims that had already been classi… https://t.co/h5wgvUtsG1
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12/10
2019
Tried to show @BorisJohnson the picture of Jack Williment-Barr. The 4-year-old with suspected pneumonia forced to l… https://t.co/S8Pv3mTN9Z
Retweeted by David WalliamsMy brand new picture book illustrated by the great Tony Ross is out on Thursday! #TheCreatureChoir is about Warble,… https://t.co/6LoZVIgjN9They are in love. https://t.co/mSmtxyhaXQI am supposed to be working. https://t.co/oJeiZtEJ95The ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ musical of ‘The Boy in the Dress’ with songs by ⁦@robbiewilliams⁩ & ⁦@guyachambers⁩ is ⁦@TheRSC⁩ Str… https://t.co/B8LPR9c1g8I think I could make a living as a @RichardBurgon lookalike. https://t.co/9CZilrEd1zYesterday a man stopped me in Hyde Park. “Can my daughter have a picture with you?” “Of course,” I replied and I po… https://t.co/ARRDZpOSV7
12/9
2019
Tonight @ITV 8pm https://t.co/3P5lCDxWvwNo swimming. https://t.co/q2dFL0dntGI narrate the animated film of ‘The Tiger Who Came to Tea’. It is a beautiful adaptation of the late great Judith K… https://t.co/7jccSykY3lHow many lies is enough before you #VoteNotTory ? https://t.co/DoiTKYpnQM
Retweeted by David WalliamsWith music legends ⁦@DavidGArnold⁩ & Don Black at the premiere of ‘The Tiger Who Came to Tea’. https://t.co/GDQoscA9sGAt the premiere of ‘The Tiger Who Came to Tea’. The film will be on Channel 4 on Christmas Eve at 7:30pm. https://t.co/tg9m4FsfD3I am a guest on ⁦@robbiewilliams⁩ ‘s Christmas special tonight ⁦@ITV⁩ 8pm. https://t.co/34mo5iCa1C
12/8
2019
Let ⁦@robbiewilliams⁩ entertain you. Sunday night from 8pm ⁦@ITV⁩ https://t.co/nCsYqMreKaBrilliant. https://t.co/RKlOEBkgTx
Retweeted by David WalliamsToday @TowerOfLondon for a book event for ‘The Beast of Buckingham Palace’.... https://t.co/76HKZgmrm2This boy came to my book event as the Beast of Buckingham Palace! https://t.co/xgil96dZwMWinter walk. https://t.co/hou2cmif2UWith artistic genius Tony Ross who illustrates my books. https://t.co/ABbFGqK2FjThank you ⁦@Konnie_Huq⁩ for hosting a fabulous book event this morning ⁦@TowerOfLondon⁩ to celebrate the launch of… https://t.co/IaQdrIm7RqJudith Kerr’s masterpiece ‘The Tiger Who Came to Tea’ is coming to Channel 4 on Christmas Eve at 7:30pm. https://t.co/LktIiOFODsThe opening night of the musical of ‘The Boy in the Dress’ ⁦@TheRSC⁩ Stratford Upon Avon https://t.co/yiYBnJRD14‘Cinderella: After Ever After’ is coming to @SkyOne on Christmas Eve at 8pm. https://t.co/DuxWFYbfiY
12/7
2019
Tonight a group of youths surrounded me and shouted, “He’s famous man. Look! It’s David Cameron!” For f*ck’s sake!Yesterday a child said to me, “I like your books”. I said, “thank you, do you know my name?” “Yes,” he said, “your name is Roald Dahl”.I can only imagine the horror... https://t.co/m7PWaNhyCi
12/6
2019
Thank you Tom. This really made me smile. https://t.co/7dUhNcH4qrThe ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ musical of ‘The Boy in the Dress’ is at @TheRSC Stratford Upon Avon until March 8th. https://t.co/weZaivk4VRI’m thrilled to reveal the incredible cast for the brand new audiobook of #TheBeastOfBuckinghamPalace, available fo… https://t.co/vaK3lJAP8Y"We try not to eat a lot in one day, even though most of us are really hungry." Almost 1 in 3 children in the UK a… https://t.co/AR5EcUv5w2
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12/5
2019
I didn’t sit on his knee... https://t.co/gjn3fjUhd8Don’t miss the first-ever stage adaptation of Grandpa’s Great Escape, the number one bestselling children’s book by… https://t.co/XPoBPjWdmW
Retweeted by David Walliams"Bond… James Bond” – The first trailer for #NoTimeToDie is here! In cinemas April 2020 #Bond25 #BondJamesBond https://t.co/Xo1pSYHgbc
Retweeted by David WalliamsThis picture makes me happy. @thebeatles https://t.co/IqYRPzPCbYThank you ⁦@bellfarmschool⁩ for a fabulous book event this morning. https://t.co/ma0ksGdmPn
12/4
2019
Me & Mum just won a competition to meet ⁦@RobBrydon⁩ https://t.co/t8AKk1Cbk2The three of us making a go of it. ⁦@Schofe⁩ ⁦@hollywills⁩ https://t.co/qaYEQ1ZviPA humongous THANK YOU to everyone who’s been reading #TheBeastOfBuckinghamPalace this week – you’ve made it the #1https://t.co/Iu1ZFWWVzX
12/3
2019
The scene that always makes me cry in ⁦@TheRSC⁩ ‘s musical of ‘The Boy in the Dress’. ⁦@RufusHound⁩ as Dennis’s dad… https://t.co/Ycgcxjb0SNI am on @thismorning this morning @ITV talking about the spectacular stage show of my book @GrandpaEscape which is… https://t.co/5x2vXh7t65Bond is back. The first trailer for #NoTimeToDie arrives this Wednesday #Bond25 #BondJamesBond https://t.co/ThIEdXn82N
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12/2
2019
Me & my family LOVED ‘The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe’ @_bridgetheatre today. Genius director Sally Cookson ha… https://t.co/8GSCLXDkbQWinter Wonderland. https://t.co/DzqjrIJ35j
12/1
2019
There is a magnificent documentary about Jonathan Miller on @BBCiPlayer https://t.co/qjzsGHBvmZThe great comedy actor ⁦@forbesmasson⁩ plays the headmaster Mr Hawtrey in ⁦@TheRSC⁩ musical of ‘The Boy in the Dres… https://t.co/neHYyaP95lSaturday morning football. https://t.co/mbYLcSHUS7EXCLUSIVE: @piersmorgan Behind "Blatant" Diana Book Bank Job - @DailyMirror Board of Directors Also Named in Explos… https://t.co/OhPYShqAAt
Retweeted by David WalliamsWalk. https://t.co/VRPblESNSzThe ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ musical of ‘The Boy in the Dress’ @TheRSC with songs by @robbiewilliams & @guyachambers is at Stratf… https://t.co/4ECqXq2CTk
11/30
2019
Review: The Boy in the Dress (Royal Shakespeare Theatre, Stratford-upon-Avon) https://t.co/hRqkWUg6NV https://t.co/7w4CmfXWuP
Retweeted by David WalliamsThe bouncy, boistrous Walliams/Williams musical #BoyInADress @TheRSC will leave you with a big smile on your face https://t.co/SjHvPAeoP0
Retweeted by David WalliamsWalk with Mother. https://t.co/KBatO7U0E4On the green carpet with ⁦@robbiewilliams⁩ for the first night of ⁦@TheRSC⁩ ‘s ‘The Boy in the Dress’. https://t.co/kzm1lo9ib4At ⁦@TheRSC⁩ https://t.co/1Eh3Bus6BZThis #BlackFriday, see Grandpa's Great Escape with tickets down to £20 👴 Don't miss out on the David Walliams' book… https://t.co/yG3tMKJJTN
Retweeted by David WalliamsMum was happy! ⁦@TheRSC⁩ ‘The Boy in the Dress’. https://t.co/K1uwXZtOdtSome cool boys came to the first night of ⁦@TheRSC⁩ ‘s ‘The Boy in the Dress’ in dresses... https://t.co/tDXcwfEQi0‘The Boy in the Dress’ ⁦@TheRSC⁩ gets another 5 stars ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ from The Financial Times... https://t.co/DcSCGhgEJhMr @robbiewilliams after the first night of @TheRSC ‘s ‘The Boy in the Dress’... https://t.co/VVK4x5Io1pThe Boy in the Dress is a wonderfully warm-hearted and well-cast show - review https://t.co/RTmm5lPjiz
Retweeted by David WalliamsThree Davids. Bradley. Walliams. Baddiel. https://t.co/tWvVauQn5FWith master songwriters ⁦@guyachambers⁩ & ⁦@robbiewilliams⁩ who wrote the music for ⁦@TheRSC⁩ production of ‘The Bo… https://t.co/BVtHFp2d3aThe Boy in the Dress review – Robbie Williams has a ball with David Walliams https://t.co/1M6vUk6ckf
Retweeted by David WalliamsAt the first night of ⁦@TheRSC⁩ musical of ‘The Boy in the Dress’ with ⁦@AlanCarr⁩ https://t.co/L6KRRkU1Hv
11/29
2019
It was an honour to team up with @RogerMooreUNI and the Moore family to raise valuable funds for @UNICEF in the mem… https://t.co/Z9L5EdpShqAt the opening night of the musical of ‘The Boy in the Dress’ ⁦@TheRSC⁩ with Mum & ⁦@robbiewilliams⁩ https://t.co/n30qVBSdXUThe very first copy has arrived...! https://t.co/Ek3BLRMCwbAt ⁦@TheRSC⁩ for the opening night of the musical of ‘The Boy in the Dress’. https://t.co/R3GwxpvrUf
11/28
2019
Oops... https://t.co/vd4ZiBcrB6Balls. https://t.co/aLp6b8yAcTPolitics in this country has become so ugly. Sometimes I feel like I should stop watching the news and put on ‘The Flinstones’ instead.Jonathan Miller in ‘Beyond the Fringe’. https://t.co/r9xY3rfdpyThank you ⁦@JamieTheakston⁩ & ⁦@AmandaHolden⁩ for having me this morning on ⁦@thisisheart⁩ https://t.co/RA79mo2bFTI am on @thisisheart this morning with @JamieTheakston & @AmandaHolden talking about the new arena spectacular of my book @GrandpaEscape
11/27
2019
Mr ⁦@robbiewilliams⁩ ‘s NUMBER ONE FAN. https://t.co/muohg6lcc5‘The Beast of Buckingham Palace’ is out now... https://t.co/O2MGAXP8vKTHANK YOU so much for making #TheBeastOfBuckinghamPalace the NUMBER ONE bestselling book in the UK this week!… https://t.co/moVOFAkYQq
11/26
2019
I think he loves me. ⁦@SimonCowell⁩ https://t.co/82lLTDjlBuTo celebrate the launch of my new book #TheBeastOfBuckinghamPalace @thisisheart are giving away 40 family tickets t… https://t.co/bBMc3XRrbI
11/25
2019
Funny friends. ⁦@jackwhitehall⁩ ⁦@JohnBishop100⁩ https://t.co/HX5mm4HQdNRoald Dahl’s eldest child Olivia died of measles when she was just 7 years old. He kept this portrait of her at eye… https://t.co/8qtV2IZm34
11/24
2019
Could anyone else in the world wear this jumper and still look cool? https://t.co/zALR0wwO8qRoald Dahl’s handwritten notes for ‘The Twits’. ⁦@roald_dahl⁩ https://t.co/TpiIuyzkxLThat’s my mum’s Christmas present sorted. Thank you ⁦@TheRealLukevans⁩ https://t.co/pavZe26YtsMeeting some bookworms at my book signing today at ⁦@roald_dahl⁩ Story Centre in Great Missenden. https://t.co/clW27AbnL8A visit to ⁦@Roald_dahl⁩ ‘s grave on the 29th anniversary of his death. https://t.co/ehxGYqv5ugThank you to everyone who came to my book signing today ⁦@Roald_dahl⁩ Story Centre in Great Missenden today. https://t.co/tNoMhm0IBm
11/23
2019

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