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Joined Twitter 11/17/08

Birthday kiss. at 1.’s 1st birthday. of @Conservatives adverts are lies. 0% of @UKLabour ‘s.‘Cinderella: After Ever After’ Christmas Eve ⁦@SkyOne⁩ 8pm am sending a huge thank you to everyone who’s been reading #TheBeastOfBuckinghamPalace this week…you’ve made it t… Australia. There is fantastic new stage production of my book ‘The Midnight Gang’ coming to a city near you.… the great ⁦@GarethSouthgate⁩ at the ⁦@ICAPCharityDay⁩ chat with ⁦@RadioTimes⁩ about ⁦@SkyOne⁩ ‘s Christmas Eve film ‘Cinderella: After Ever Ever’. ⁦@IrvineIqbal⁩ is the perfect Raj in ⁦@TheRSC⁩ musical of ‘The Boy in the Dress’.’s Ernie’s 1st birthday 🎂 today. 1-4 Dec the Conservatives blasted out 6,749 adds on Facebooks. 88% made claims that had already been classi…
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Tried to show @BorisJohnson the picture of Jack Williment-Barr. The 4-year-old with suspected pneumonia forced to l…
Retweeted by David WalliamsMy brand new picture book illustrated by the great Tony Ross is out on Thursday! #TheCreatureChoir is about Warble,… are in love. am supposed to be working. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ musical of ‘The Boy in the Dress’ with songs by ⁦@robbiewilliams⁩ & ⁦@guyachambers⁩ is ⁦@TheRSC⁩ Str… think I could make a living as a @RichardBurgon lookalike. a man stopped me in Hyde Park. “Can my daughter have a picture with you?” “Of course,” I replied and I po…
Tonight @ITV 8pm swimming. narrate the animated film of ‘The Tiger Who Came to Tea’. It is a beautiful adaptation of the late great Judith K… many lies is enough before you #VoteNotTory ?
Retweeted by David WalliamsWith music legends ⁦@DavidGArnold⁩ & Don Black at the premiere of ‘The Tiger Who Came to Tea’. the premiere of ‘The Tiger Who Came to Tea’. The film will be on Channel 4 on Christmas Eve at 7:30pm. am a guest on ⁦@robbiewilliams⁩ ‘s Christmas special tonight ⁦@ITV⁩ 8pm.
Let ⁦@robbiewilliams⁩ entertain you. Sunday night from 8pm ⁦@ITV⁩
Retweeted by David WalliamsToday @TowerOfLondon for a book event for ‘The Beast of Buckingham Palace’.... boy came to my book event as the Beast of Buckingham Palace! walk. artistic genius Tony Ross who illustrates my books. you ⁦@Konnie_Huq⁩ for hosting a fabulous book event this morning ⁦@TowerOfLondon⁩ to celebrate the launch of… Kerr’s masterpiece ‘The Tiger Who Came to Tea’ is coming to Channel 4 on Christmas Eve at 7:30pm. opening night of the musical of ‘The Boy in the Dress’ ⁦@TheRSC⁩ Stratford Upon Avon‘Cinderella: After Ever After’ is coming to @SkyOne on Christmas Eve at 8pm.
Tonight a group of youths surrounded me and shouted, “He’s famous man. Look! It’s David Cameron!” For f*ck’s sake!Yesterday a child said to me, “I like your books”. I said, “thank you, do you know my name?” “Yes,” he said, “your name is Roald Dahl”.I can only imagine the horror...
Thank you Tom. This really made me smile. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ musical of ‘The Boy in the Dress’ is at @TheRSC Stratford Upon Avon until March 8th.’m thrilled to reveal the incredible cast for the brand new audiobook of #TheBeastOfBuckinghamPalace, available fo…"We try not to eat a lot in one day, even though most of us are really hungry." Almost 1 in 3 children in the UK a…
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I didn’t sit on his knee...’t miss the first-ever stage adaptation of Grandpa’s Great Escape, the number one bestselling children’s book by…
Retweeted by David Walliams"Bond… James Bond” – The first trailer for #NoTimeToDie is here! In cinemas April 2020 #Bond25 #BondJamesBond
Retweeted by David WalliamsThis picture makes me happy. @thebeatles you ⁦@bellfarmschool⁩ for a fabulous book event this morning.
Me & Mum just won a competition to meet ⁦@RobBrydon⁩ three of us making a go of it. ⁦@Schofe⁩ ⁦@hollywills⁩ humongous THANK YOU to everyone who’s been reading #TheBeastOfBuckinghamPalace this week – you’ve made it the #1
The scene that always makes me cry in ⁦@TheRSC⁩ ‘s musical of ‘The Boy in the Dress’. ⁦@RufusHound⁩ as Dennis’s dad… am on @thismorning this morning @ITV talking about the spectacular stage show of my book @GrandpaEscape which is… is back. The first trailer for #NoTimeToDie arrives this Wednesday #Bond25 #BondJamesBond
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Me & my family LOVED ‘The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe’ @_bridgetheatre today. Genius director Sally Cookson ha… Wonderland.
There is a magnificent documentary about Jonathan Miller on @BBCiPlayer great comedy actor ⁦@forbesmasson⁩ plays the headmaster Mr Hawtrey in ⁦@TheRSC⁩ musical of ‘The Boy in the Dres… morning football. @piersmorgan Behind "Blatant" Diana Book Bank Job - @DailyMirror Board of Directors Also Named in Explos…
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Review: The Boy in the Dress (Royal Shakespeare Theatre, Stratford-upon-Avon)
Retweeted by David WalliamsThe bouncy, boistrous Walliams/Williams musical #BoyInADress @TheRSC will leave you with a big smile on your face
Retweeted by David WalliamsWalk with Mother. the green carpet with ⁦@robbiewilliams⁩ for the first night of ⁦@TheRSC⁩ ‘s ‘The Boy in the Dress’. ⁦@TheRSC⁩ #BlackFriday, see Grandpa's Great Escape with tickets down to £20 👴 Don't miss out on the David Walliams' book…
Retweeted by David WalliamsMum was happy! ⁦@TheRSC⁩ ‘The Boy in the Dress’. cool boys came to the first night of ⁦@TheRSC⁩ ‘s ‘The Boy in the Dress’ in dresses...‘The Boy in the Dress’ ⁦@TheRSC⁩ gets another 5 stars ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ from The Financial Times... @robbiewilliams after the first night of @TheRSC ‘s ‘The Boy in the Dress’... Boy in the Dress is a wonderfully warm-hearted and well-cast show - review
Retweeted by David WalliamsThree Davids. Bradley. Walliams. Baddiel. master songwriters ⁦@guyachambers⁩ & ⁦@robbiewilliams⁩ who wrote the music for ⁦@TheRSC⁩ production of ‘The Bo… Boy in the Dress review – Robbie Williams has a ball with David Walliams
Retweeted by David WalliamsAt the first night of ⁦@TheRSC⁩ musical of ‘The Boy in the Dress’ with ⁦@AlanCarr⁩
It was an honour to team up with @RogerMooreUNI and the Moore family to raise valuable funds for @UNICEF in the mem… the opening night of the musical of ‘The Boy in the Dress’ ⁦@TheRSC⁩ with Mum & ⁦@robbiewilliams⁩ very first copy has arrived...! ⁦@TheRSC⁩ for the opening night of the musical of ‘The Boy in the Dress’.
Oops... in this country has become so ugly. Sometimes I feel like I should stop watching the news and put on ‘The Flinstones’ instead.Jonathan Miller in ‘Beyond the Fringe’. you ⁦@JamieTheakston⁩ & ⁦@AmandaHolden⁩ for having me this morning on ⁦@thisisheart⁩ am on @thisisheart this morning with @JamieTheakston & @AmandaHolden talking about the new arena spectacular of my book @GrandpaEscape
Mr ⁦@robbiewilliams⁩ ‘s NUMBER ONE FAN.‘The Beast of Buckingham Palace’ is out now... YOU so much for making #TheBeastOfBuckinghamPalace the NUMBER ONE bestselling book in the UK this week!…
I think he loves me. ⁦@SimonCowell⁩ celebrate the launch of my new book #TheBeastOfBuckinghamPalace @thisisheart are giving away 40 family tickets t…
Funny friends. ⁦@jackwhitehall⁩ ⁦@JohnBishop100⁩ Dahl’s eldest child Olivia died of measles when she was just 7 years old. He kept this portrait of her at eye…
Could anyone else in the world wear this jumper and still look cool? Dahl’s handwritten notes for ‘The Twits’. ⁦@roald_dahl⁩’s my mum’s Christmas present sorted. Thank you ⁦@TheRealLukevans⁩ some bookworms at my book signing today at ⁦@roald_dahl⁩ Story Centre in Great Missenden. visit to ⁦@Roald_dahl⁩ ‘s grave on the 29th anniversary of his death. you to everyone who came to my book signing today ⁦@Roald_dahl⁩ Story Centre in Great Missenden today.