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I make silly 2D games and I write at @matajueguitos. He/him/él

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Tell m(y fri)e(nds) about it. https://t.co/XbhZs2xbvWRIP my (micro)talk. I shall… give you? one day. https://t.co/QR4m2Hql5h @ghoulnoise Thank you! I'm so sad I don't get to see you folks this year :(OK, GDC canceled/postponed. I was smart enough not to let too many people know I was going to be giving a talk at i… https://t.co/gPeXadlbuQit is always weird to me when people talk about gdc alternatives and try to organize talks online, as though attend… https://t.co/eaAvu22wvw
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2/29
2020
Pandemic experts telling you to stop touching your face is a great way to find out that you LOVE touching your face. Can’t get enough of it
Retweeted by David T. Marchand @ GDC… not!Wow it’s crazy how diseases can also go viral https://t.co/Ugf6gRpZSV
Retweeted by David T. Marchand @ GDC… not!I need a theory of semantics that accounts for this https://t.co/PQjKV0bSSO
Retweeted by David T. Marchand @ GDC… not!bandcamp not having playlists or algorithmic discovery is an asset not a failing
Retweeted by David T. Marchand @ GDC… not!dividing 75 by 2 to get 37.5....... awful experience. wouldn’t wish it on anyone
Retweeted by David T. Marchand @ GDC… not!The Coronavirus is an important reminder that health isn’t private. As a species we live in herds. Everyone’s healt… https://t.co/Rc7k1O8LG5
Retweeted by David T. Marchand @ GDC… not!Hey pixel artists, Maybe you heard that #pixelart needs to have a limited amount of colors "to be pixel art". Limi… https://t.co/GE2urxJxOJ
Retweeted by David T. Marchand @ GDC… not!𝐇𝐨𝐰 𝐭𝐨 𝐏𝐫𝐞𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐅𝐨𝐫 𝐂𝐨𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐫𝐮𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐔.𝐒. Subscribe to continue reading. Already a subscriber? Sign in
Retweeted by David T. Marchand @ GDC… not!vi este video en tiktok y les juro que me llenó el alma , así que les comparto esto.😍 https://t.co/6U1Y3MiDrV
Retweeted by David T. Marchand @ GDC… not!¡Episodio nuevo! Scuchen. https://t.co/ZCgmatSLGFthe terrifying thing about an outbreak that requires people not to leave their homes for 90 days is it means the on… https://t.co/ieE6MMVvTV
Retweeted by David T. Marchand @ GDC… not!Now I'm playing *pauses to think of the most ghoulish way of describing Obra Dinn so as to provoke Engagement and N… https://t.co/sjV4INCjvB
Retweeted by David T. Marchand @ GDC… not!A thread rating every dog emoji 🐕 https://t.co/GkIgINVZm2
Retweeted by David T. Marchand @ GDC… not!So the rest of us are still gonna go to GDC and just gonna have a big ass block party right? https://t.co/30Rcm6bG9R
Retweeted by David T. Marchand @ GDC… not!Don't know why the yikes face. Pontius Pilate is the perfect biblical figure for taking healthy safety measures in… https://t.co/9H7CbbUjqFhand studies https://t.co/JWwUB7ToVR
Retweeted by David T. Marchand @ GDC… not!humans: i need to work weekends or my life will collapse bears: time to nap for five to seven months
Retweeted by David T. Marchand @ GDC… not!I guess I should tell this story about American healthcare vs everywhere else. The crown on one of my teeth broke l… https://t.co/XZaINiExoG
Retweeted by David T. Marchand @ GDC… not!During the height of Flash games, I was unsettled by the fact that most of the works I admired and were pushing the… https://t.co/KK0vji9yBo
2/28
2020
Today was a fun day, I wrote some software to convert images of birds on wires into music in real time~ https://t.co/95IIXG5fHG
Retweeted by David T. Marchand @ GDC… not!My GDC panel entitled “How to Get a Meeting with PlayStation, Xbox, Unity, Epic, and Oculus at a Conference” has been cancelled.
Retweeted by David T. Marchand @ GDC… not!extremely curious how indies are handling this GDC situation for me, GDC has always been a show about independent a… https://t.co/x2qHx7DIrk
Retweeted by David T. Marchand @ GDC… not!one of my coworkers is in a Red Hot Chili Peppers cover band and we saw a flyer for one called the Red Not Chili Pe… https://t.co/jqGrSWO6QL
Retweeted by David T. Marchand @ GDC… not!With all that new free space on the GDC show floor, here are some things that could fill the space: - hand sanitiz… https://t.co/xMhPdFUy2Z
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Retweeted by David T. Marchand @ GDC… not!YES PLEASE https://t.co/qOj9oaWdH8
Retweeted by David T. Marchand @ GDC… not!You can't pet a tardigrade. They will likely never get even the minuscule sense of how much some of us love and adm… https://t.co/cquO7GLZwsThe person who get the most kills in a Halo match should win the Halo match. Elections should be Slayer, not Capture the Flag.
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Retweeted by David T. Marchand @ GDC… not!Reverse-Knuckles. https://t.co/2DLU28w8NQmy favorite way to see if a point is inside or outside a path, is using its winding number🍥 traverse the path from… https://t.co/bPspbwcTWc
Retweeted by David T. Marchand @ GDC… not!This is that vanishingly rare occasion when someone says “fun fact” and then tells you something that is just insan… https://t.co/Aw4nDLgthh
Retweeted by David T. Marchand @ GDC… not!Menu time! https://t.co/3ZmazkOyeH
2/27
2020
Importante. https://t.co/ua42EeerpvThe Shareholders Who Divest From Omelas
Retweeted by David T. Marchand @ GDC… not!I don’t know how I thought suitcases were made but this wasn’t it https://t.co/LmBxmvsOv3
Retweeted by David T. Marchand @ GDC… not!She maybe a little dim. But her tenacity capably defies odds. https://t.co/XyFG619PKw
Retweeted by David T. Marchand @ GDC… not!haha holy shit: “After 10 days, subjects restricted to 6 hours of sleep showed cognitive performance that as bad as… https://t.co/pOVKmKLVMI
Retweeted by David T. Marchand @ GDC… not!fucked up that after you finally figure out everything about a story, it’s characters, and the plot, it doesn’t mag… https://t.co/mJ0Op01HOW
Retweeted by David T. Marchand @ GDC… not!this dog literally failed every single test thrown at him to become a service dog and i am scream laughing. but imh… https://t.co/LB6aoW9vFs
Retweeted by David T. Marchand @ GDC… not!you can have hobbies outside of games, say for example tai chi and reading thomas pynchon, and still end up making the witness
Retweeted by David T. Marchand @ GDC… not!baba is penis music https://t.co/U6ekr7ahKl
Retweeted by David T. Marchand @ GDC… not!👖 https://t.co/JvYu7mvkDo
Retweeted by David T. Marchand @ GDC… not!Why is Sanders making me like him? I can't even vote there. https://t.co/fEDGmH3UPcLook what we did to wolves https://t.co/ediCp76yDt
Retweeted by David T. Marchand @ GDC… not!Bob Iger Steps Down to Make Room for New Disney CEO Baby Iger https://t.co/VsleQZdkpz
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2/26
2020
congrats everyone https://t.co/mVYyq8jkQA
Retweeted by David T. Marchand @ GDC… not!hey guys sorry I haven’t been online much lately. been busy with my new gig posting jokes for a billionaire preside… https://t.co/yA3azgbtmr
Retweeted by David T. Marchand @ GDC… not!Lil proof of concept for a double jump. Needs a lot of love still, but I dig the idea. https://t.co/iZAF0s6GEY
Retweeted by David T. Marchand @ GDC… not!💪🌞💪 🦾🔘🦾 💪🏾🟠💪🏾 🦵🦵 🦿🦿 🦵🏾🦵🏾 💪🏾🔴💪🏾 🌎💧 💪🏽🪐💪🏽 🦵🏾🦵🏾 🦵🏽🦵🏽 E… https://t.co/QSrnWIhF8I
Retweeted by David T. Marchand @ GDC… not!its the 1990s. im 12 years old. i sit after standing to pledge allegiance to the flag. my teacher tells us to open… https://t.co/WGgLXN0VPv
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Retweeted by David T. Marchand @ GDC… not! @MerGrazzini Estaba jodiendo porque no te aguantaste hasta el sábado. Bah, aunque técnicamente no es un screenshot.the film “Goodfellas” (1990) should instead have been named “Badfellas” https://t.co/3nrIQa6BAn
Retweeted by David T. Marchand @ GDC… not!Screenshot Tuesturday? https://t.co/ErnVOiCI1O @frozenpandaman I don't know what you mean. John Moderates beat him fair and square by nearly 7%.https://t.co/WnJOHWQ8qO
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2/25
2020
not been this tense watching a door since Parasite https://t.co/aTvbLXFwM9
Retweeted by David T. Marchand @ GDC… not![Jerusalem] MARY: They've taken Jesus from his tomb SIMON: Maybe they gave him Upjesus MARY: What's Upjesus? JESUS {risen}: Not much, w—
Retweeted by David T. Marchand @ GDC… not!Open for a surprise https://t.co/Z8WmI5KFTL
Retweeted by David T. Marchand @ GDC… not!look at that subtle pure white coloring. the tasteful thickness of it. oh my God. it even has a buttcrack. https://t.co/FkDiyFzNMv
Retweeted by David T. Marchand @ GDC… not!El viernes sale episodio nuevo. https://t.co/XHBDFsjSwn @enparticular Encima el guacho se ríe cuando menciona a los hijos. Sabe lo que queremos.Whoah, I didn't know about any not like this. It's amazing. https://t.co/82LvwYpfytHere's a quick tutorial on how to properly draw hands! https://t.co/iCWAtHnOr7
Retweeted by David T. Marchand @ GDC… not!A feel like my favorite band just released their 2nd album and it's completely missing what I liked about the 1st o… https://t.co/dyKU50OEoQIt finally happened! The flight attendant asked "is there a doctor on this flight?" and I leapt up and said yes! D… https://t.co/bZEf0mSbld
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2/24
2020
El mejor video de la historia de la humanidad. https://t.co/8UjZL2k4ec
Retweeted by David T. Marchand @ GDC… not!https://t.co/0pHA1elOAS
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Retweeted by David T. Marchand @ GDC… not!Oh my God. https://t.co/3X772FE0ed
Retweeted by David T. Marchand @ GDC… not!Just remembered this iconic moment in owning history https://t.co/sJg7beIvFB
Retweeted by David T. Marchand @ GDC… not!can we stop praising disney for having a "first LGBTQ character" over and over and then it turns out it's 2 seconds… https://t.co/tWfLHbBwDX
Retweeted by David T. Marchand @ GDC… not!just. i know this is not the takeaway but it's killing me. hermione literally and canonically became the wizard p… https://t.co/X9QBD3IzeF
Retweeted by David T. Marchand @ GDC… not!CHICOS ME DICEN ACÁ QUE LA PROBABILIDAD DE LLUVIA SE REFIERE AL % DE TERRITORIO SOBRE EL QUE PROBABLEMENTE LLUEVA,… https://t.co/s8j59ROFjc
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2/23
2020
@MerGrazzini Haha no worries. Actually doing the thing is what counts. @adriannovell Next time I see those games, it'll be on a showroom with people trying to play them, and I'll have to… https://t.co/q6pjAZLyMl @adriannovell You're right, of course. But a lot of this comes from the fact that today was the last day of a one-w… https://t.co/xwPrLTerbxIt's taking shape! We have a logo. I'm cocky enough to bring up that I came up with the mirrored letters, but I lov… https://t.co/16OtzmDNtyHere’s a new phrase I think we should start circulating: “pastel terrorism”. Don’t know what it means just thought of it.
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2/22
2020
I discovered something utterly horrifying about the new Harrison Ford movie and I feel compelled to share it all wi… https://t.co/uHcBtAni0A
Retweeted by David T. Marchand @ GDC… not!¡Episodio nuevo! https://t.co/qGga3VhwKBTo be clear, the game won't acknowledge this challenge in any way. It'll just be theoretically possible.I failed once again. A student wanted to do this, AGAIN. I explained that people who got to level 2 with low health… https://t.co/pbrD6tJKCGレインボー錯視 https://t.co/SY1votMEjX
Retweeted by David T. Marchand @ GDC… not!I already gladly pay for C3, but having something cheaper to recommend to students would be cool too. I'm trying to… https://t.co/65sHoDrx8V
2/21
2020
god remember when you heard the studio behind the emoji movie was making a spider-man movie and that it’d be adapte… https://t.co/vFtd3bgnJ6
Retweeted by David T. Marchand @ GDC… not! @RyanIkeComposer The first one, we haven't done any game music before! But I'm a game dev, so it was bound to happen. @RyanIkeComposer Thanks for retweeting! Tomorrow we'll post our full analysis of the lyrics (Spanish only, unfortun… https://t.co/3FwvMqZmAgBecause of "Watchmen." Decades of historians have been trying to let the world know about this massacre, and it too… https://t.co/GNGVXErxur
Retweeted by David T. Marchand @ GDC… not! @MerGrazzini @PfQuarta It's usually in my peripheral vision.¡Mañana sacamos episodio nuevo! Estén atentes. https://t.co/8MsXdBkn7N @PfQuarta I realize this isn't particularly useful. Everyone keep up your self-care strategies and knowledge sharing.
2/20
2020

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