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David T. Marchand @DavTMar CABA, Argentina

I make silly 2D games and I write at @matajueguitos. He/him/él

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Joined Twitter 5/7/13


the super mario brothers movie is the sequel to Brazil
Retweeted by David T. MarchandThankful to this unknown man for striking a pose and for not messing with my camera set up after he stumbled upon i… https://t.co/Kv8cfl3HZT
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Retweeted by David T. MarchandPlaying piano is so easy. You simply depress the key indicated on the sheet music. A child's instrument
Retweeted by David T. Marchandspacefrog https://t.co/tANZ6KULxQ
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Retweeted by David T. MarchandI used to think it was a childish impulse of his. Now I've realized that some of his "winning for dummies" books pr… https://t.co/xRgkD286dDLike get him to say, "Well no I didn't mean that literally." Of course, it's easy for me to say that from a distanc… https://t.co/fhSqWQEKFfHow come no one could put him on the spot as easily as you would a toddler? Are those statements literal? I just sa… https://t.co/3Y2lqPbFfH1st time I heard it was in a debate against H. Clinton. She (or someone else) pointed out his extremely sexist comm… https://t.co/o6t8InSqaMTrump has a strong propensity to literally say he's the best at something, especially as an immediate response to c… https://t.co/dkqkBABEQzI’m going to be thinking about this for a long time: https://t.co/tmki4RhBXz https://t.co/0b88tdtVZd
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8/4
2020
if i had written twilight, i simply would not have made the adult werewolf fall in love with the newborn baby
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Retweeted by David T. Marchand @DuckAlertsNOW @BennyWillard He also does incredible, sick customizations that nobody else has ✨ https://t.co/X1FtY9eRLE
Retweeted by David T. MarchandI'm sorry, Cuphead devs, but if videogames had existed in 1930, as your game presumes, they wouldn't have named a b… https://t.co/mVaJ8oaaKO
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Retweeted by David T. Marchand“A good science fiction story should be able to predict not the automobile but the traffic jam.” ― Frederik Pohl https://t.co/Tv0649mvYe
Retweeted by David T. Marchandme passing someone: u slow bitch me being passed: ok speed racer
Retweeted by David T. MarchandAll non-Muslim prepared meat died peacefully in its sleep https://t.co/D7JgClRmnK
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8/3
2020
Landlords: "It's okay that we make massive amounts of money through passive income, because we take on RISK" *the… https://t.co/hXb56YZ0Tk
Retweeted by David T. MarchandWe've long known about Essex, Sussex and Wessex but scientists have finally discovered Nossex and I'm sad to announce that it's my bedroom
Retweeted by David T. Marchandダンボルギーニやん https://t.co/mS2oqADBos
Retweeted by David T. MarchandWe don't talk enough about how Netflix ruined the impact of a good credits song drop.
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Retweeted by David T. Marchandmore acrylic charm concepts ✨ https://t.co/yuB3p7Bye6
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8/2
2020
I’m fascinated by the rules of this game https://t.co/JIIzJKvGOD
Retweeted by David T. MarchandThere’s fucking ground everywhere to walk on. https://t.co/aROrMoFeeg
Retweeted by David T. Marchandthe fact that exercise works but only if you do it all the time.....toxic
Retweeted by David T. Marchand56. incredible concept for a video https://t.co/c6NMYlvh1F
Retweeted by David T. MarchandENGELS WHY IS THE CHEESE FREE! ANSWER ME https://t.co/utgvHQrlb4
Retweeted by David T. Marchandoh god help does anyone have some hydrocartisone cream https://t.co/wKfIYSFd12
Retweeted by David T. Marchanddamn Daniel the secret police 🤝 back at it again with the white vans
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8/1
2020
@ragzouken The middle one is definitely the one in the middle. Not sure about the other two.Zuberi the hornbill went on a seal quest https://t.co/p5qNY6Eozq
Retweeted by David T. Marchand"Who Wants To Be a Millionaire?" would be a better show if the only contestants were billionaires.
Retweeted by David T. MarchandEvery Star Wars Film has the wrong title. https://t.co/mL0nFVvKAn
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Retweeted by David T. Marchand"Coyote Time" is the time between when two samurai run past each other, and when one of them suddenly splits into t… https://t.co/DyQMeCFjX3
Retweeted by David T. MarchandAt least during the 1918 pandemic they had cocaine in their soda
Retweeted by David T. MarchandI figured it out! Thanks everyone https://t.co/YWRiXAeFoH
Retweeted by David T. MarchandYou're telling me an ant aliased these graphics???
Retweeted by David T. MarchandHaving a perfectly normal one https://t.co/ZxsX5PBxgR
Retweeted by David T. MarchandPalpatine can't just declare himself Emperor, the Jedi will never stand for this
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7/31
2020
The stickfight animators are returning. Nature is healing https://t.co/WRzkntQVUY
Retweeted by David T. Marchand*pointing my sniper rifle at all the books in AAA games so i can zoom in enough to read the titles*
Retweeted by David T. MarchandI would simply vote the shark out of office in the next election https://t.co/CQP3qCvDZw
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7/30
2020
socialism? we’ve tried it. always fails *i cough into my elbow* you know what life would be like? poverty, sickne… https://t.co/Y9yjG9ENBZ
Retweeted by David T. MarchandIn the next few days, there will be a 'viral challenge' on Facebook to post photos of ourselves with and without ma… https://t.co/vfRSgQPBmn
Retweeted by David T. Marchandmy husband and I tried to take pics of our rings and our dog didn’t want to feel left out???? https://t.co/pAQVLEmwBo
Retweeted by David T. Marchandthis is fine https://t.co/HcOknQFst8
Retweeted by David T. Marchand4人で買い物する時の正しいフォーメーション https://t.co/080eVHARBI
Retweeted by David T. Marchandthere are two genders https://t.co/5sSgrHQlS4
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Retweeted by David T. Marchandnypd be like "who you gonna believe?? us, or these videos from multiple vantage points shot in 1080p??"
Retweeted by David T. Marchandoh to be a baby duck running on lily pads https://t.co/CiTKnst6hP
Retweeted by David T. MarchandUn minuto de silencio por Pitágoras 📐 https://t.co/SQy5jsTM9r
Retweeted by David T. MarchandY un día, sin darte cuenta, usaste la SUBE por última vez.
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7/29
2020
Andrei Tarkovsky, S.T.A.L.K.E.R. https://t.co/87apnvjkI7
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Retweeted by David T. Marchand8 for its divisibility! 16 for its beautiful name (in Spanish, one of my favorite sounding and looking words) 717 f… https://t.co/s3O2QMMbicBro u losing your wife https://t.co/lWb9OsYBWs
Retweeted by David T. MarchandWHO DID THIS https://t.co/Hg851p6cEz
Retweeted by David T. MarchandSi alguna vez me llega a pasar algo y me muero porque no me quisieron dar sangre gay, vuelvo como fantasma y atorme… https://t.co/bpG1vhNap7
7/28
2020
a ball that will piss off pixel artists https://t.co/HM5QxOwyyo
Retweeted by David T. MarchandWatching leakers/modders put Luigi together like https://t.co/kSZH8L78m1
Retweeted by David T. MarchandEveryone is siding with this kid! Just to clarify (might not change your opinion) it's not that his load screen is… https://t.co/DRUkVEV2Dp @sbseltzer He just wants to share the basic control keys! I already explained to them why it's better to explain th… https://t.co/QSIt0AedRO @v21 The latest instance of this was today. He thought 15 seconds was about right.4) Arbitrarily long load screen before a level (for gravitas, because the level is loading too quickly).3) Character shoots with mouse click, but mouse cursor position doesn't affect gameplay in any way. (Or its terribl… https://t.co/qv9gpPr0Vq2) Game window is portrait during intro menu, then landscape for the rest of the game (in a browser game). https://t.co/4fmqH5wZny1) Health persists throughout the game, except when you die it only resets the current level and restores your full… https://t.co/60STzbXAZDI love my students, but I'm also starting a thread of the most baffling (to me) features that they keep adding (or… https://t.co/4ZaUKaGlbWShall we gather at the f l e s h s l a b ? https://t.co/V0xKQQkpOA
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Retweeted by David T. MarchandCurious about helmets on bicyclists? Helmets are an indicator that someone plans to attack the pavement with their… https://t.co/jk9lTpr6J8
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Retweeted by David T. MarchandThe Departed (2006) dir. Martin Scorsese https://t.co/w7FiaRezhL
Retweeted by David T. MarchandANGEL TERMINATORS (1992) has the most jaw-dropping credit roll in film history. https://t.co/nePwt0CplC
Retweeted by David T. MarchandThis is the best thing I've seen all day. https://t.co/6IgOGVVQ7I
Retweeted by David T. Marchandhappy birthday to bigger than before https://t.co/gf7pTh4S4T
Retweeted by David T. MarchandNoone: Indie games characters: https://t.co/ewUS3YA8EG
Retweeted by David T. Marchandmy neck... my back... my pussy... my crack..... long ago, the four nations lived together in peace and harmony
Retweeted by David T. MarchandDon’t know who needs to hear this but when asked to beat down, gas and cage innocents you’re supposed to refuse.
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7/27
2020

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