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Recently ran the BMW Berlin Marathon and raised over 4K pounds for the British Heart Foundation. UK Athletics affiliated, UK Runchat ❤️

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Joined Twitter 3/31/09


@WillMoorcroft @StevenageFC No muffins though?
2/15
2020
The waiter in Nando's just skipped our name on the waiting list for a table because she thought it was a joke
Retweeted by Darren Singleton @JaneCouchMBE Should have hit him harder @MercedesAMGF1 @PET_Motorsports @LewisHamilton @ValtteriBottas Yep it oooks like a F1 car 👍🏻 @kazalex2 @SalfordCityFC Hahaha @LiamAhogan @StockportCounty All the best
2/14
2020
@parisfury1 @Tyson_Fury @ITV Great insighthttps://t.co/Hkh0gFOMOUEvery days a school day! https://t.co/2906ETMwIc
2/13
2020
@WillMoorcroft @SalfordCityFC Put a good effort in last night, shame to lose it so late on
2/12
2020
@BroughtonM7 @8burtyy Hope you were on morreti
2/9
2020
@Rhianmarie @Schofe @MrBarrymore Jodie Marsh steals prescious air
2/8
2020
@17AdamRooney 😂
2/3
2020
@dennis_politic Cracker
2/2
2020
@GeoffShreeves @SalfordCityFC @GNev2 Not happy about what? The ref being a bell end? @kazalex2 They’re all shite
1/18
2020
Tits on her 👌🏽 https://t.co/RTpRsiN15S
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1/17
2020
@AFCFylde Strange one @youngy18 all the best
1/16
2020
@SunManUtd Off to cuckoo land
1/14
2020
@jimmysong @LiveCoinWatch @KarlBode And this is why polls are a waste of space, apart from exit polls of course. @SkyNewsBreak @BorisJohnson over to you?Mans gotta have his kebab https://t.co/HU1S9TgLyv @ALBY_LAD @xbethdeakin Might be on a suspended sentence “fuck this I’m making it absolutely clear, in no way am I involved” 😂
1/12
2020
If you don’t believe in free speech for people who you disagree with, and even hate for what they stand for, then y… https://t.co/lWvhLbW8Zz
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1/11
2020
Only just stumbled upon this article, but blimey it brought back some good memories of the early years. https://t.co/X3fdBdZMmX @SkySportsPL @SkySports From sheer joy to utter dejectionLinda, a stray dog in Turkey, comes to the same car wash a couple times a week to use the automatic petting machine… https://t.co/6mkqnAnUnp
Retweeted by Darren SingletonBit fishy or bad timing? Either way what an awful thing... @themichaelowen Never mind Michael, at least you’re not playing nowadays to be affected.Casually out for a walk filming the night sky, and then there it is spoiling my video, a missile hitting a passenger plane. Damn!30 years ago today a Swansea fan scored at Anfield in the midst of an 8-0 thrashing in the FA Cup. So much to love… https://t.co/cuGySzEBwV
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1/10
2020
@macmillancancer Thank you
1/6
2020
@Askew_Joshua He’s a nut job Josh @RobertNickson @MrThaiBox123 Haha @gregjames @jbairstow21 I think he was looking for the lesser spotted South African attack @MrThaiBox123 I remember when a friend hadn’t signed the back of his card, expecting chip and pin. He basically had… https://t.co/nnZle7IJBV @Sacha_Lord Brilliant @aaronflan @SheffieldUnited Who’s in the building? @eljonesuk Lou who will be saying boo hoo @MvG180 Haha good to see you laughing finding the funny side @ODDSbible Lad get yourself a new top first
1/5
2020
Great to see Peter Kay back on tour with us in South Africa 😂😂 https://t.co/rwpmzrvgYd
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1/4
2020
@SEVENBRO7HERS @SaleSharks @Harlequins @AJBell_Stadium @SaleSharksRugby Can you look at getting some pumps in the s… https://t.co/8yWFvEoGTxGive Away 📢📢 To celebrate my moving to Winmau, I’m giving away a signed MvG Design dartboard. To enter Like this… https://t.co/QQmfLEZDLs
Retweeted by Darren Singleton @macmillancancer I have never won a bean on your lottery despite doing it for months, which probably is just bad lu… https://t.co/siNM7fVMaq
1/3
2020
@ManUtd Understatementhttps://t.co/RWlE3gIMYa
Retweeted by Darren Singleton @daniellaallfree @snakebitewright Great win fully deserved @lucyweir22 @RyanDeane Happy new year to you guys @lucyweir22 @RyanDeane go on lad 😂Happy new year to you all xx https://t.co/vc0kmeWYEN
1/1
2019
@17AdamRooney Great words mate wishing you and the family all the best for the new year 😍North Korea welcomes 2020, not sure if they’re welcoming it or mourning the end of 2019 🤨 @Gezzyprice I think you need to apologise for doing this too! Always been fans of you Gezzy but this is just plain… https://t.co/1b1yTAXzlF
Retweeted by Darren Singleton @Gezzyprice I say it again, do you ever get the feeling of rage that takes you over so much that you feel like thro… https://t.co/zd63SlwN1vMy parents house has been broken into overnight at around 2:30am in Chapeltown Sheffield. My dads car has been stol… https://t.co/n2qTkHgw6J
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12/31
2019
Imagine being a football manager, screwing a team up and get sacked, then months later same club decides that you’r… https://t.co/Dx4eBhQgx5 @Becky_Ives_ @NFL I probably wasn’t any different 😂😂 very inspiring @BBCSport Ah great to have the warm personality back in the game @Becky_Ives_ @NFL Got to admit i got wet eyes watching it 😅 @Becky_Ives_ @NFL Great filmMVG feeling the pressure here, can’t get a finish #MVGVASP @Gezzyprice how long before you chuck a dart at another players head you reckon?Price trudges off sore looser, no handshake #WorldDartsChampionship
12/30
2019
"You doing legs tonight mate?" Me: "Nah, got clay pigeon shooting tomorrow" https://t.co/uTlJa0o783
Retweeted by Darren Singleton @17AdamRooney @SalfordCityFC Yes lads!
12/29
2019
@LaporteBread 🤥Price acting like a prat on the oche as usual @LauraWenton @NathanMorris_1 Thank you hope you had a great one too x
12/28
2019
@RyanDeane Yea that’s the annoying thing the delay on it handy when you’re having a shit so you know you’ve got a f… https://t.co/4eTbNQKF1U @eljonesuk Cadbury’s Hero’s 🥳 @RPrograis Bell end @PeteBoyle70 @TheEye89643008 😂 @TheEye89643008 @PeteBoyle70 Why??
12/27
2019
@17AdamRooney @OfficialBTA_ Well done mate good win!!
12/26
2019
Xmas pressie #oddballs https://t.co/l5tqkoysKg
12/25
2019
@NathanMorris_1 You too!! @17AdamRooney Merry Christmas hope the kids have settled easily enough for you guys 😂Merry Christmas to you all https://t.co/YOIlWLAYDZ @LauraWenton @NathanMorris_1 brilliant performances this evening in Aladdin. Enjoyed by all the family, have a great Christmas 🎄YOU ARE NOT ALONE ❤️ The festive season can sometimes be a difficult period to get through. Here’s some useful c… https://t.co/cfU25zrpPw
Retweeted by Darren Singleton @17AdamRooney @CahonasScotland @nmcginn10 @reyn01ds @WilliamShatner Very worthy cause
12/24
2019
@dannylloyd1 Tat dummy he gave, going one way then quickly switched to the other 😂 @OfficialPDC You’d think sky would put a message on screen @trap180 @NOWTV Power cut at the ally pally @_JamieWhyte Except for the power cut @_Gemmarc @SkySports Power cut @SkySports someone’s fucked up it seems @OfficialPDC hold play @DPlatt3699 @SkyBetHelp Highest checkoutKurz reminds me of T-1000 #PDCWorldChampionship @eljonesuk I best get running to my local one quick then, can’t survive for a dayRemember watching this in the pub with my Dad https://t.co/ZEoN3aRP4Y @DavidJonesSky In hindsight do you not wish that you’d ignored the voice in your ear and stood up for the cause? @DavidJonesSky Your bosses shoved you under the bus there, unfortunately you’ll bear the brunt
12/23
2019
@Fsherrock congratulations on your win, nerves of steel and threw some incredible darts. Very inspiring! @bagmeister21 @bigantsmasain @Hepworthclare Damn Gordon you better leave the UK soon, you guys are ruining our repu… https://t.co/cDt3sN1UBQ
12/22
2019

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