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Driven by morbid curiosity. Horseperson of the computer apocalypse along with @aphyr. Human EMP. Professional remote heckler. Undertaker of tribal knowledge.

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Joined Twitter 2/6/09


@log1kal @QuinnyPig And I’m like....the opposite of that. @iamb 12 Clearly I dont get out enough. @QuinnyPig @bequinning Damn dude. 😂 @QuinnyPig StubbornYessssss https://t.co/oHFwDvxGCt
2/16
2020
accurate data doesn’t prevent sexism and racism
Retweeted by Smasher of DBs. First of her name.If you're a software engineer and don't have a network of white guys to ask about their pay,… https://t.co/ZfLiuDPyJH
Retweeted by Smasher of DBs. First of her name. @siyegen @log1kal I got to sleep in today cuz mom is here so the twins didn’t come for me when they woke up 😂I dont like Yang at all but agreed on the misleading headline. https://t.co/AN2jjdnd6e @cheeseplus https://t.co/BmIo2RNzgtAll class that guy. https://t.co/seaATzALPq @log1kal @siyegen Just as I hit tweet, baby girl came to me making meow noises. 😶 @log1kal @siyegen True story. @IanColdwater I’m so sorry Ian. I love you and hope to hang out with you again. @rbranson Whaaaaat @DivineOps Yeah I’m here for dudes bragging. I’ll just sit here taking notes.Power to the dudes out there sharing their comp. No I won’t be sharing mine just as I wouldn’t share it at an interview. 🤷🏽‍♀️ @amyngyn Dammit Amy lolsob @devxvda Thank you but I’d warn that since then the chef feature set has moved and might not be the best path anymo… https://t.co/WLqV9N8bGw @rondoftw @mathowie 🤣Mood!! https://t.co/2TQyIddMKv
2/15
2020
We have failed on both a mechanical and human level Toby Ziegler @ElleArmageddon 🤣 @ElleArmageddon Fuckyes... @log1kal You should see how I handle the long ass drive when I come down.... @Black_Isis What happened to character building?You know what’s worse than insomnia? Your silly twin spawn waking up at 4:43 AM and coming to your room. 😒I’m ok with this https://t.co/YKBva1zIOr
2/14
2020
I recommend watching this….although it will not make you feel good https://t.co/PoM4qhv5Z4 @log1kal @QuinnyPig No no..I have other ways 😏 @MinaMarkham preach….I am bitter too....Read this thread… https://t.co/scm7DTxZGP @jezhumble Who was all “both sides” back in Late October 2016? Comey can fuck right offJust donated to @ewarren because I am tired of old men yelling at me and telling me what I want… @QuinnyPig I am cool with friends having fun with bad ideas in tech…it’s random dudes thinking I cant google miniku… https://t.co/wlbdRBfvzFNot holding my breath…. https://t.co/IIbrkI2gwq @cheeseplus also…assuming you are staying in Denver area where…I know of a bunch of openings 😏 @cheeseplus Whoa….so…what are you looking for? Manager? IC? @travisberry I am sorry Travis ....sending hugs @CaptainEyesight Never 😏 @log1kal Sean...In case anyone is wondering, yes I’m still muting people out of my timeline for explaining kube on their laptops to me. @iamb No @ddunstan I’m so tired of Old Dudes, Dave... @JustinMKitagawa OMG what a cutie!Literally what I do here https://t.co/eF6XQ7dW1u
2/13
2020
@chad_b_morrow https://t.co/ER0fjHpm7R @jheimbuck @mfdii @1Password @LastPass Omg dude…my oldest has a fire kindle and that was a mistake….p sure she is getting an iPad soon @jheimbuck @mfdii @1Password @LastPass I will say the equation maybe changes if windows/android machines are in the… https://t.co/7vFqtZQSqi @ElleArmageddon The takes get dumber and dumber..... I am already taken and this makes me wanna get tattoos too.....That long and involved process of creating cassette mixtapes https://t.co/eYz4w4b7qg @mfdii @1Password @LastPass 1Password....last pass account recovery process is a shit show and that is a higher con… https://t.co/PWzaEQ2VAS“Agile as trauma” is another great entry in the genre of looking hard at the why of our software development folk p… https://t.co/60eWZW5IZt
Retweeted by Smasher of DBs. First of her name.Same....my absentee ballot is here and i plan to fill and send it this week https://t.co/PE2hnaeh43 @kf @Ana_M_Medina I aspire to be this bored...The books by @skamille and @nicolefv really are the cornerstones to a lot of how i think about organizational issue… https://t.co/wsoklgE1JTI am late watching this but it is very good....and of course early on has the necessary shoutouts to @nicolefv https://t.co/4BfhLAf0T1 @buritica Also...shit I am watching this now and it is giving me PTSD 😂 @buritica I mean the talk is about accelerating tempo...so in a way this is an interpretive dance performance. @clynnexx https://t.co/1D9hgcl89Z @ruppehill @log1kal @siyegen ..yes!!! @log1kal @ruppehill @siyegen This is the way @siyegen @log1kal @ruppehill They are why I cant stand peanut M&Ms @siyegen @log1kal @ruppehill I KNEW IT!!!!!P sure the @ultabeauty emails about things in your cart are based on stale data cus I had closed the order 3 hours before then i got it.... @ruppehill @siyegen Just drink a cider? I dont like IPA either but this is not ok @DivineOps Yes @log1kal @siyegen @ruppehill No way...Troy has many flaws but he wouldn’t do THART @log1kal @ddunstan Thank you @rnelson0 @justkelly_ok Biden may finish FIFTH tonight but i doubt he will get the same hintDammit now I want Pho!! https://t.co/gRF41hg1sx @ruppehill Do we need to train this office on how to drink beer??? @ruppehill Ok I must know who this was ....
2/12
2020
@ScribblingOn It looks great!!OH: If a paper bag full of bedbugs was running against Trump, I’d pull the lever for President Itchy. @EricaJoy Was that session…9 hours long? @EWDurbin This is not the wee fee you are looking for @grepory https://t.co/P5RdKz7LXW @ScribblingOn Pictures or it didnt happenThats concerning because one is a plutocrat and another is a tech bro Not to mention the misogynist and the creep… https://t.co/m8QXop5s9d @alicegoldfuss Yeah but then twitter will spend all night explaining it to me.... @log1kal @ruppehill There were times (not recent..not at work) where I had been corrected on how I say MySQL @ruppehill THANK YOU THIS I WAS KILLING MEIt is a day for so many tweet drafts….. @jordansissel @jermops My skills arent limited to computers In our final KAKO with sendgrid I broke the toilet in… https://t.co/VoFTcSMMCp @jaicesd Jay 😂Q: how does one use databases? A: https://t.co/vRyrq5UFE4 @mipsytipsy @QuinnyPig @SnowflakeDB Ok boomer 😏 @QuinnyPig What have you done Corey???OMG this is too real... https://t.co/rvbneRq5oi @buritica Juan?... @jermops I think they are fine with skydiving....they are not fine with me driving a plane... @duretti /me looks at her mentions... Well....shit.. @log1kal Even locking and reopening isn’t fixing it, Sean....it is driving me up a wallI am blocking each and everyone of you claiming the solution is kube..Second day in a row I have to reboot the iPad to get the keyboard cover to work....this is fine #botrosd @OliviaCurls Yaaaasss...congratulationsBut I have no spoons to explain service boundaries and contracts and testing distributed systems for y’allThose who think my concern was the memory pressure on the laptop don’t get it _at all_ @thetonyblank @lindybrandon @jeffsussna @lcooney Grocery delivery has been helpful when I’ve been stuck at home wit… https://t.co/EymgLxXy7v
2/11
2020

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