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New York Times and USA Today bestselling author of stylish historical mysteries. She/her. I still believe if I spin fast enough, I'll become Wonder Woman.

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Joined Twitter 3/17/09


@MsAnnAguirre That's what it's for, Ann. @MsAnnAguirre YOU CAN HYDRATE WHEN YOU'RE THIRTY. @marthabwaters It sounds delicious! @Literature_Lady I have your back. @alyssaharad OMFG. @MsAnnAguirre GET SOME FRESH AIR. @AveryFlynn Of course! @MsAnnAguirre Plus the soccer-mom-arm-save instead of actual seatbelts. We are warriors. SURVIVORS, ANN. @MsAnnAguirre "Have fun, honey. Be back at SUNSET." What. @MsAnnAguirre I had literally all of these. @AveryFlynn Wait, you're in DC? GURL. I'm signing in Boonsboro in April. SO CLOSE. @AveryFlynn @authorMsBev @mostlybree Also, @AveryFlynn? I have not met you in person and we must rectify. @dixiehellcat @loventhunders I'd have paid premium prices for that movie showing. @AveryFlynn @authorMsBev @mostlybree Help. Help. I've been attacked. https://t.co/cu1hTrycRu @cmclymer You're my beautiful pal Charlotte. Who matches her mani to her pearls like a fancy bitch. @librariansti @_AdeleBuck 2021 is the setting. I got some modern bitches. @authorMsBev @mostlybree @AveryFlynn It's practically a substitute for a...never mind. Mama raised a lady. @JennaUland @spockerel @AveryFlynn OMG, you petty, gorgeous soul. FOLLOWED.she could’ve singlehandedly defeated thanos https://t.co/AaL0ElWL0Z
Retweeted by Deanna Raybourn @scandalwomen @FarrahRochon Big auntie energy! @thejeffreymarsh You spend so much time and effort loving everyone else. I hope you know how loved you are too. *smooch*Jeffrey is a lovely and generous human. https://t.co/P2fR1E6TF3 @FarrahRochon I have no doubt, sweet one. @KwanaWrites @FarrahRochon Don't argue with me. I have flawless taste. @suleikhasnyder Thank you! @KwanaWrites @FarrahRochon Hush. You are gorgeous and would OWN this. @KwanaWrites @FarrahRochon Double dog dare you. @FarrahRochon OH MY GOD. @_AdeleBuck Contemporary! @SpoolandThimble @IjeomaOluo Tanya, I'm trying to be cool here. https://t.co/bFzd7CoxWT @cmclymer https://t.co/mgai3AHkZO @IjeomaOluo I am forty kinds of dead right now. Thank you! Bought yours and I know it is going to shift my tectonic… https://t.co/VxhCiM9R0f @IjeomaOluo Love!
2/27
2020
@handsfullmama @marthabwaters Yep.Just so y'all know? Every day that passes this book gets angrier. https://t.co/uWNTCCIagy @anne_theriault That is Big Ash Mood.Is it the About Damned Time Bill? https://t.co/y4G6VERv7b @themaureenlee @fuggirls Yay! I LOVED meeting you last time! @Kris10Callihan I am DEAD that the Earl of Devon married an American and she's baking scones with Mary Berry at Powderham Castle. @TheRippedBodice @JenJChow @fuggirls This! @Kris10Callihan I'd love that job. It's like running a private museum. @Kris10Callihan The rabbit holes, man. And we get paid for it. Excited as Birthday Girl by that. https://t.co/M86SXEyLkc @Kris10Callihan I have very strong feelings about 21st-century nobles trying to keep their estates because it's the… https://t.co/InnMuVQ8hs @fuggirls Y'all know I'll be in LA in March, right? RIGHT? https://t.co/HmJXIm6h4U @Kris10Callihan And you are a QUEEN for doing the work. It means a lot to readers who know the ins and outs! @Kris10Callihan Also okay for a viscount and if you did Earl Archer but not Earl OF Archer. Next time, ask me if you like. I gotchu! @fuggirls @lindaholmes @sternbergh Okay, but what if you keep them? @kristinlwrites Was going to harass you about following me on IG until I realized you followed me and I hadn't foll… https://t.co/dQaoJCgJYU @handsfullmama @marthabwaters Of course! Happy to help any time. Feel free to ask! And I asked about Beauchamp beca… https://t.co/ZK7NTSaA0D @handsfullmama @marthabwaters Depends on the rank of the character but either Lord John or Beauchamp for sure. Hope that helps! @nkjemisin He didn't call himself. Clean. That. House. @handsfullmama @marthabwaters Also, you know Beauchamp is pronounced Beecham, right? Might make a difference in you… https://t.co/AuQvqAlIwJ @handsfullmama @marthabwaters Whose inner monologue? His? @handsfullmama @marthabwaters He could absolutely be Beauchamp to his friends. @RaquelEatmon Bless. You're lovely. https://t.co/YMANHFKbor @nerdette @CRHillJohnson @RaquelEatmon It is HEARTBREAKING to be a woman and know you lose credibility the minute y… https://t.co/prQu2yV7RG @FelicityDisco Oh, Sherry Thomas is SO GOOD. @nerdette @CRHillJohnson @RaquelEatmon Girl, I am so cute at rage. @CRHillJohnson @nerdette @RaquelEatmon Because anger is the one emotion men are allowed and the one we are denied. @marthabwaters Also, glad you're back! @marthabwaters 😂 I never grump at readers for that but bless, honey. @FelicityDisco I love BOTH of those series and am delighted to be mentioned in the same breath. @am_lehr @rachsyme It was RIGHT THERE. @rachsyme https://t.co/zK0tyPIDGt @DoNaytion https://t.co/8MWkFQyEZA @devviepuu @FKettle_Witch https://t.co/Hcs4MU7dVq @Drunk_Austen I hate him so much. @WendyMolyneux But the feelings of the menz... @dani_nightshade https://t.co/Gvibso0hHZ @_AdeleBuck @NicolaMDavidson And it's possible for a woman to hold a title in her own right, but it was RARE--so mu… https://t.co/pdmOfncTrv @PirateQueenKate Come on, now. You know they suggested prostate cancer too.It turns out that it’s pretty hard to figure out how old fairy tales are using simple historical data.… https://t.co/OgcVHv4vSB
Retweeted by Deanna Raybourn @BrennanML @FuckboisOfLit Rochester about the creepy noises from upstairs: https://t.co/yAVL02Z8ED @FKettle_Witch EXACTLY. (The lady could use traditional style of Lady Smith if she chose but I can't find a single… https://t.co/gJbMusJJIh @NicolaMDavidson Those are some mighty curious letters patent you have there, Aloysius DeWitt von Scarpington-Renlow. @FuckboisOfLit That thread blessed my timeline today. Thank you. https://t.co/Jzeq1yauwb @BrennanML @FuckboisOfLit All the Reeds: https://t.co/FkT94gmgkW @PeaceBelle73 It is my greatest hurdle because my brain is doing this: https://t.co/OK2cTliqtu @NicolaMDavidson Girl, I will HURL a book. There are resources all over the internet, so no excuses for screwing it… https://t.co/WPRfGEwlnW @FKettle_Witch Austen was such a solid stone-cold bitch who knew things. She even correctly noted the extremely sub… https://t.co/5b6eKVymCs @FuckboisOfLit @BrennanML https://t.co/kPAjfaND2SNgl, this was definitely the best use of my time in the past 365 days https://t.co/RIikg2nmAO
Retweeted by Deanna RaybournThis also applies to the rules of British aristocracy and royalty. Princesses are not Majesties, baronets are not S… https://t.co/1upgmwhkJN @FlippinPagesRev @BerkleyPub Thanks for taking the time to review. @pronounced_ing The goodest.I don't know who needs to hear this* but you can scroll right past someone in your mentions with whom you disagree.… https://t.co/IiFjZVTRdu😮The startlingly story of how Betty Boops black origins were whitewashed from history https://t.co/MTMJPwx5tP
Retweeted by Deanna RaybournAuthor @deannaraybourn will be in the store Tuesday March 10th to talk all about it her new Veronica Speedwell Myst… https://t.co/5S0KRCdUxd
Retweeted by Deanna Raybourn @babssignal @MIRACLECHARLIE Unspeakable, Charlie. I'm so sorry. @babssignal I mean, I DID. But it was stupid of them to assume I would. @babssignal I couldn't believe they fired me and were all, "But put the money in the safe and lock up, kthnx." @babssignal Aren't they? It makes me rage. https://t.co/6sEtx0mDF8Also, literally every answer on that thread is worse than mine.I got laid off at Flowers To Go and they made me close. Alone. https://t.co/fCXC6oHYGc @deapoirierbooks https://t.co/xiOibYlrOc @ludditeparent https://t.co/J47KDM1S4x
2/26
2020
@sarahmaclean "The same teacher who taught me how to identify unnaturally tight sphincters, Sharon." @scandalwomen Being a complete drama queen after his grooming. He told us he's leaving home to find you and said we… https://t.co/Evo8HIfp0k @NathanDunbar Oh, god. I just snorted Buffalo Trace. It burns. @cbwendybird Ha! Never say never.
2/25
2020

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