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Tennis and mathematics. What else is there? OK: My name is not Inigo Montoya.

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@ajayvb @thecaravanindia Yes, close in some ways. @runbikehurry @satishs Too bad he died the way he did.Kota boasts several “fake schools,” where kids register so they can appear for their board exams without having to… https://t.co/tANSpF20Q7
Retweeted by Dilip D'SouzaLet's just be clear about two things though. She is not cretinous. She is not a priestess. She is a blot on us all. https://t.co/7w4T2hYNqUJustice doesn't exist. https://t.co/Gco3WuHakhThose who turned up with Indian flags to watch Pakistan play India at the World Cup -- were they all Indian citizen… https://t.co/4K6CfUvMIW
6/18
2019
This is 2019. 117 people are dead in Bihar because of a heatwave. So we must build a temple. https://t.co/QJHjDJYyeUThe always thoughtful @shaileshgan with clear-headed ideas again. https://t.co/53ShbARkwtAnyone following the exciting World Cup that's on these days? You know, the one in France.You certainly are a glutton for punishment if you're out searching for stupid idiotic behaviour by Indian "fans" af… https://t.co/dwcCJDSGBp @MonkofMaude Well, actually I was always a little wary of late RK Hegde -- but certainly there was respect. None fo… https://t.co/ShfD82USBk @MonkofMaude Is that true? I hope RK Hegde is turning over, wherever he may be.Wait, so there are dudes whose hackles rise at "harami"? They've clearly never heard "bastard" or "maa ke laude" an… https://t.co/7iweG0edC9Amazing naïvete to expect any one of, let alone all three of, humility, humour and grace. https://t.co/HXfRT92VIFAre you suggesting by any chance that this is a higher priority than a temple? https://t.co/lkWHIdUjeQAt Eden Gardens in 79-80, the sirens went out at 11 am on Jan 30. Imran threw the ball down & asked everyone to sta… https://t.co/c4Zk3DVNZA
Retweeted by Dilip D'SouzaLet's see. If Ananth Hegde had NOT been a BJP MP, would he have thrown his weight about and beat up people knowing… https://t.co/YLE7vTsnlQWho makes up this garbage and puts it out, and why? https://t.co/4Tjqp9eqXn And why not make a claim like, for exam… https://t.co/6HLvyrXeMVUddhav Thackeray tells us that "in a democracy the sentiments of the people must be respected" and therefore wants… https://t.co/wItFjjzceKWhich reminds me: there was a time when Pakistan regularly beat India at cricket, and I heard any number of Indians… https://t.co/JQjDJQbcA1
6/17
2019
It always seemed to me that Kota was fertile ground for stories. I thought a film might do it justice. And now we h… https://t.co/VC7jK7x4ww
Retweeted by Dilip D'SouzaThere's a vast, looming water crisis threatening several of our biggest cities. Of course it's our greatest nationa… https://t.co/EwHZWMjaq5My father in his day. https://t.co/0YNkM1soaYThe inexorable decline of a once-great journalist, @madhukishwar. https://t.co/OhttNAj5zRCrow lovers this is the better shot https://t.co/3TB7eUcqM7Wonderful that you're saluting the martyrs of Gadchiroli, Oriental Insurance. But surely "speedy settlement" of cla… https://t.co/6i8I3QydWRIt takes special bigotry not just to lie and make up stuff about this video, but to gloat because it's Muslims in t… https://t.co/q6hHXyeVgkYou took those words "bigoted ignoramus" out of my mouth. Only thing is, I might have used the plural. @TarekFatahhttps://t.co/Ercs8cZpAb
6/16
2019
Please don't slow down, SL! Keep that run rate up and pull off a magnificent win! @b50 This article explores some of the joys of compounding: https://t.co/L8fuWhJIcU @b50 i.e. you're saying people don't get the difference between simple and compound interest? With simple, you are… https://t.co/QF1g83OM8r @Bidnurmath1 Glad you found it interesting! @powerofyogesh Thank you! Delighted that you enjoyed it. @adityeah @deepakmohoni @b50 I have strolled on that Lalbagh hillock, drenched in ignorance! @DrMAzam @ROALY Sadly but tellingly, very few people.
6/15
2019
Fabulous shot, Mr Vij. https://t.co/7cplnBMfWUOh boy. Absolutely. Aside: When will we find politicians willing not to be parochial? (Ans: when we are willing not… https://t.co/Jmol7X7GEkAll right, who IS this guy giving people laughs in the town I called home for 7 years? https://t.co/nQyTg3zJjc See… https://t.co/WzVSAYy0NZOk, which one’s the tallest? Antilla? RT @DilliDurAst: Second tallest church in Asia, St Philomena’s, Mysuru https://t.co/IpGJBKDEnwDear @VijaySales we just found that there were 7 missed calls from your delivery people at about 130pm today. So cl… https://t.co/6kVEGdRFkqDear @VijaySales My 86 year-old mother bought a fridge from you two days ago. She has waited at home for the delive… https://t.co/AagLoP66fK"Why is 42 the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe and everything?" https://t.co/tDwjHdZuqO @jonesjoseph Why, thank you! So glad you found it stimulating.Shouldn't we try to find why upper caste Hindus voted for the BJP like never before? https://t.co/Cpo9D11RBPChill. No Hindu-Muslim angle. No need for anyone to get worked up. https://t.co/gQbmIBO2Wq
Retweeted by Dilip D'SouzaCrow lovers https://t.co/4CczbeGHDOThere's a memorial being built to this man. Say it again and let it sink in. There's a memorial being built to this… https://t.co/3zN16V7EU3Raptors! In a strange series: Golden State won 2 of 3 away, Toronto won 3 of 3 away. Only one home victory and that’s the difference. @Pogonokwap Fascinated by your recent paper on Veromessor pergandei and spiders! So I wrote this as my regular math… https://t.co/hwtT3KuJIQMy Friday maths+ column for Mint: Finally I found a way to bring together ants, my time with denotified tribes, chi… https://t.co/ib1hPSdj2r @Mktimeforsports Well, of course! That's the whole point of a 15-man squad. If more than 4 guys get injured, call f… https://t.co/cZ8jpHVG1gA courageous, remarkable life, and well-lived till the end. https://t.co/7dJByu6yglHigh praise! https://t.co/R6Xd7zIHFM
6/14
2019
@Mktimeforsports There are 15 players in the WC squad. I'm saying a replacement for Dhawan should come from those 1… https://t.co/iCZLDRreWz @deepakmohoni But take a look at this report from 3 days ago: https://t.co/m2AKfG3hRl -- a lift, for crying out lou… https://t.co/sUXAyGX0aU @b50 @deepakmohoni I went up there with someone else a year or two later too. @b50 @deepakmohoni Of course I remember! @Mktimeforsports The message to the rest of the squad. Dhawan's replacement should come from those 15 or 16 or what… https://t.co/pFojHtY8vlNot that I have anything against Rishabh Pant, one of this country's finest young cricket talents. But shouldn't a… https://t.co/YsVoK59A32The Apollo 11 spacesuits were made by a company famous for making ... bras. https://t.co/clE1p7htdfWorld Cup blighted by rain. Two matches abandoned before they started. Another abandoned after just a few overs. A… https://t.co/SBBKcIW68VMajor repairs at Bandra station over last several weeks, and just as we might have expected, they are not finished.… https://t.co/kSzQA0BfGu
6/13
2019
Mohammed Amir 5-30 with 2 maidens thrown in! Is this a sign that this wonderful fast bowler is finally finding his skills again?Head of a 30,000 year-old wolf found nearly intact in Siberia. https://t.co/sdUF0ZcuEVExactly the kind of thing the series and my article(s) touch on. https://t.co/PRF8IKkjUnRSS wants a Hindu Rashtra, no government can tolerate this...they must change their mentality- Sardar Patel’s speec… https://t.co/haDHtejgEF
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6/12
2019
4.5% actual. 7% reported. Acchhe din. https://t.co/fEtMuxGUwcNow that those who raped and killed an 8 year-old girl in Kathua have been sentenced to life imprisonment, let's re… https://t.co/BtwDGwGyrqThank you SC, for ordering the release of Prashant Kanojia. https://t.co/ywwdp7Y5NVWorth thinking about. Again and again. https://t.co/nHzQZYXvb9“I never tried to think ... am I gonna catch Roger or not. ... You can't be frustrated all the time because the nei… https://t.co/K035WIbah5
6/11
2019
The Moon is "a part" of Mars. So I've learned from Donald Trump.There is nothing, nothing, more urgent than this. https://t.co/z9klqAyPLT
Retweeted by Dilip D'SouzaThis is a classic. Read it if you have not already. https://t.co/IFIxqJ0avi @linusjf Don't think so, but this was a once-in-a-lifetime era.Straight-talking, forthright Girish Karnad has left us. Go well, sir. We will miss you.
6/10
2019
But with Thiem down 2 sets to 1 and 1-4 in the fourth, hopes for a new champion are nearly extinguished. https://t.co/ExpBNECL9u @azadony I think I'm coming down with a case of Angular Dystrophy. @Raj29343472 @noconversion One last response to your nonsense, make of that what you will. Yes, circumcision does n… https://t.co/atKRUDc9Kh @sachi_bbsr https://t.co/ffS9pnauYVSo if find the 143 degree angle, will I understand nothing? If I locate the 26 degree angle, will I feel a sharp pa… https://t.co/Y3zKZdbQd9I've heard of the Madden Julian Oscillation. (well, five minutes ago). Have you? @Raj29343472 Bindi on the forehead means the woman is Hindu. Got it. Allow me to tell that to the dozens of non-Hin… https://t.co/BeRDIESzkh... and become super rich. And become a politician in the ruling party. And win elections. https://t.co/mW52slbGCSSee it again, Lodha's excellence: https://t.co/3mlm6vs5tF
6/9
2019
@SauravDatta29 @shakilindia1 @waglenikhil @pbhushan1 @CMOMaharashtra @ram_puniyani Shakilbhai is always here. We sh… https://t.co/Q34sxTPKK2Just three years ago, Ashleigh Barty was playing professional CRICKET in Australia. Thank you for returning to tenn… https://t.co/GnXhmumCh4राम पुनियानी को धमकी भरे फोन, उनसे कहा गया के आप हिंदू विरोधी हो पुलिस ने उन्हें सुरक्षा प्रदान की है इस घटना की… https://t.co/pKTlT8J3bG
Retweeted by Dilip D'SouzaAs great a fan as I am of Federer, Nadal and Djokovic, I'm longing for new trennis champions to emerge among the me… https://t.co/pglnpI6m57And which are those? https://t.co/SoV4rbcH5KIs this the time of Thiem?"I have been in the revenge business so long. Now that it's over, I do not know what to do with the rest of my life… https://t.co/hJxa78k7fF @pankajbagri1212 @aundhe @b50 It's true. Whatever rules there are, @aundhe Benz. @b50 @aundhe Audi manage to come up with that, I wonder? He must have had nothing else to do.The sheer arrogance of this woman- and she actually calls herself a Sadhvi!https://t.co/4I6XjvnL7F
Retweeted by Dilip D'SouzaA definite Audi-ty. RT @b50: Special benefits for CAs? Really? Is Audi that desperate? https://t.co/oQiZC7wVQdDr John has died! https://t.co/apQkpYNebEAmazing. The first time in half a century that a team has defended its French Open mixed-doubles title! Go Chan/Dod… https://t.co/BsxnF9gPpRFeel sorry for Pragya, please. Yahan jhadoo bhi nahi lagti. https://t.co/4ufMKp8EbbWhoops! Just saw (and tweeted) another report about this same atrocity. https://t.co/YttKPtjALY
6/8
2019

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