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Surely Jada Pinkett is painting the table red from scratch. There’s no other reason she should be taking this long
Retweeted by JCRUZ 🇬🇾Soap when you drop it in the shower https://t.co/R3BV3gsS1b
Retweeted by JCRUZ 🇬🇾My first pornstar martini after this lockdown https://t.co/XLySsewkXQ
Retweeted by JCRUZ 🇬🇾if you live in LONDON UK pls retweet his tweet and get more people aware. hopefully he is found safe and well, stil… https://t.co/mF552o9WxJ
Retweeted by JCRUZ 🇬🇾I wanna leave my house but this rain is making me think twiceAnyway I kinda wanna punch somethingThese people are fuckeddd and scare me. Stay away thanks https://t.co/bWc4ZynWncI can’t get over how that don speaks. He had the audacity to bang the tableThey're being made wrong https://t.co/5XpoTLoveh
Retweeted by JCRUZ 🇬🇾Bitch cookin Alfuckno https://t.co/h6tNk7Yn4W
Retweeted by JCRUZ 🇬🇾So Nando’s ain’t got free delivery no more. The cheekWhat’s this bitty bitty filter everyone’s using on insta and that? I want itY’all better act surprised!!! https://t.co/SW0Anmdjqr
Retweeted by JCRUZ 🇬🇾 @JessEvxngeline LieI was meant to get a parcel today. Where the fuck is it? Kmt @JessEvxngeline Guess who’s still working thank you very much. Unlike some ☕️ 🐸car rides by yourself.. with loud music… are good for the soul.
Retweeted by JCRUZ 🇬🇾Loooool oi where we all going Monday Tuesday and Wednesday? @JessEvxngeline 👀 https://t.co/D8pPDpwXQG @JessEvxngeline https://t.co/m3NIKT0d6WI like my quietDo you know how hard wfh has been in this household. I got my brother chatting bare nonsense and shouting whilst he… https://t.co/6nGscga3tRMy mum shouts down the phone as well as shouting down the laptop during her team meetings.WFH during COVID-19 or pretending to anyway https://t.co/uXgCWNiC6m#NewProfilePic https://t.co/VWGaCGeASb
Retweeted by JCRUZ 🇬🇾My son be fakiiiiing 😂😂 https://t.co/Pz7kbCyAjE
Retweeted by JCRUZ 🇬🇾Today I wanna be productive @jdj28_ Looool but I said nah 😂 this foolhttps://t.co/D3kAQcFTh5
Retweeted by JCRUZ 🇬🇾"why my back hurt so bad bro?" https://t.co/9avCM0FUni
Retweeted by JCRUZ 🇬🇾Forgot to give my little cousin a blanket last night 😭 https://t.co/92cyATgWmj
Retweeted by JCRUZ 🇬🇾When someone trying to tell YOU about YOU https://t.co/OnB4WMWwcM
Retweeted by JCRUZ 🇬🇾Why does that David bum guy speak like that? NeekMe cleaning the house: Without music. With music. https://t.co/ja0R7aEnDX
Retweeted by JCRUZ 🇬🇾Why did this fuck with me https://t.co/njtpB4A76P
Retweeted by JCRUZ 🇬🇾y’all throw parties with no food, then wonder why people start fighting. they fucking hungry😂
Retweeted by JCRUZ 🇬🇾first house at 19, no co-signer, i can only thank God 🥺🙏🏾 https://t.co/8LqvfXcxkD
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7/8
2020
Men https://t.co/fdOr6DLWT4
Retweeted by JCRUZ 🇬🇾We really had a 4 day summer. Will it return? @TheFifth_Wave 😭 @TheFifth_Wave One minute it’s 8pm, blink then it’s 12am 🥴Guess who’s having a early night? Not me but someone isslushies be good asf until you gotta ↕️↙️↗️⤴️⬇️ with the straw
Retweeted by JCRUZ 🇬🇾 @GuapIggy ??? 📝I know that their hearts had to be racing at first. https://t.co/kh64iGvly4
Retweeted by JCRUZ 🇬🇾 @JessEvxngeline https://t.co/Lcc7aV7I4x @JessEvxngeline Same someone chat to them man @JessEvxngeline https://t.co/G10qulPt2Oyou write like groovy chick https://t.co/LIt11irAUH
Retweeted by JCRUZ 🇬🇾first class service https://t.co/U3WpfV9Zpl
Retweeted by JCRUZ 🇬🇾New header https://t.co/sef7xOzdWa
Retweeted by JCRUZ 🇬🇾 @MsPiink Mad, imma go searching @MsPiink It looks like they don’t sell them anymore. Ima check corner shops @MsPiink So I’ve just googled it and I can’t believe they exist @MsPiink Prawn cocktail McCoy’s??!!y’all...😭 https://t.co/WBvICCBgOX
Retweeted by JCRUZ 🇬🇾noah’s favorite pastime is to take a bath 😭 https://t.co/E1Yb2b8Pzj
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Retweeted by JCRUZ 🇬🇾Is Banksy ok ?? https://t.co/kWdzb6AnLB
Retweeted by JCRUZ 🇬🇾Reals, how’re they going to charge me £50 for 1 https://t.co/YyiBN50xrl
Retweeted by JCRUZ 🇬🇾So that jess ting that rolled up to sexy fish looking like one roadman said she used the wrong term and that she wa… https://t.co/5R5NpkRcMhYou went to an expensive restaurant dressed like you stink, why would they let you in https://t.co/TuTq5PRmYI
Retweeted by JCRUZ 🇬🇾LOOL the cheek https://t.co/Kr2dOWkSwGCan we normalise women having high standards, why do we always get critised for that?
Retweeted by JCRUZ 🇬🇾Men are allowed to have the highest of standards but God forbid a woman having high standards, we get called all sorts of names 🤣
Retweeted by JCRUZ 🇬🇾Everyone just needs to appreciate how funny this is https://t.co/bjiSAFQKIl
Retweeted by JCRUZ 🇬🇾 @JessEvxngeline I’m just thinkinggggggI’m ready to go anywhere at this point https://t.co/JVzWr4Y7PN https://t.co/e1WfO8CH51Ready salted McCoy’s are really amazing @JessEvxngeline Nope 👀Ahhhh I hate this generation omds https://t.co/LIjG6w2toB
Retweeted by JCRUZ 🇬🇾 @JessEvxngeline Lol seeee. Just have crackers and water @JessEvxngeline https://t.co/n81Mgm1CVA#PopSmokeSay it with chesttttWhen someone on the phone says “give “x” a kiss or a hug for me” do you guys actually do it? Cos i say yeah sure then go back to bed
Retweeted by JCRUZ 🇬🇾if u don’t get changed into ur pjs or chill clothes soon as ur home then what are u even doing
Retweeted by JCRUZ 🇬🇾 @JessEvxngeline Shut up @JessEvxngeline Still bloody far enough 😭 @JessEvxngeline Are you showing off or? @Kaylaakin3 @gabysilvaoffic1 When you find some sis lemme knowwhere’s them boys that don’t only want sex
Retweeted by JCRUZ 🇬🇾 @Sai_4th The Westfield there is shit anyway, white city one is better @Sai_4th Nah apparently it will never dieThey say the uk isn’t racist. Yesterday routing home from training we got pulled over because @MetPoliceUK assumed… https://t.co/0NPPurvaEu
Retweeted by JCRUZ 🇬🇾All these nail techs are in east ldn 🥴🙄 who even lives there?Wow, this aged like FINE WINE 😌💅 https://t.co/asLRaVODfy
Retweeted by JCRUZ 🇬🇾What the fuck is light skinned white man? https://t.co/BdvWFNu7uD
Retweeted by JCRUZ 🇬🇾I want y’all to get in the habit of fleeing at the first sign of fuckery.
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7/7
2020
Migraine central 🥴🥴I hate when shit rappers hype up their songs like bruh stop lyingtoday’s affirmation: i am getting better and better each day.
Retweeted by JCRUZ 🇬🇾This is something @MsPiink would be doing whilst I’m the one putting the bands on https://t.co/gyURCFROGnCONGRATS to @RealRemyMa & @Papooseonline who are expecting BABY NO. 2 together! ✨🍼 #BlackLove https://t.co/hg4FJGMAJd
Retweeted by JCRUZ 🇬🇾I need a boo so he can sing to me ‘shortyyyy a lil baddie shortyyy my lil boo thing’ 🥺 @JessEvxngeline Wow k. I’m taking the children @JessEvxngeline Pussyole @JessEvxngeline https://t.co/qBVieBrCdXPret closes you save that £13.70 a day https://t.co/zwIYnKDm3w
Retweeted by JCRUZ 🇬🇾Nah pop smoke man that album 😭
7/6
2020

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