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der_faulpelz @der_faulpelz a house down by the river

Für die wo mich kenned, ihr kenned mich ned.

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Joined Twitter 10/8/17

Beef #bulgogi is marinating. Now prepping the #bibimbap. #SaturdayKitchen @Sexy_NyomiXX ❤️ BMW @Sexy_NyomiXX 😊😎
@MistressSnowPhD Supporting stupidity 💯😁
@TheOliverFlynn ❤️ German Road Treatments. All out war against snow & ice. you #PhilCollins for spending 748 minutes with me this year on @Spotify. You are my #1. #2020Wrapped has been reached. (Only to be outdone in insanity by someone else tomorrow)
Gute Nacht Freunde Es wird Zeit für mich zu gehen Was ich noch zu sagen hätte Dauert eine Zigarette Und ein letztes Glas im Stehen
@Ashashley3121 ❤️❤️❤️ @AnonaDemic Sensible diets ❤️ @AnonaDemic 💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯“Who is the happiest of men? He who values the merits of others, and in their pleasure takes joy, even as though 't… @HSugarCookie ❤️ autobahn. Not only be because of the no limit stretches. The vast majority of drivers are very con…
@demoncouncil Kitties gone wireless @snowygluey We shall defend our Christmas tree, whatever the cost may be. We shall fight on the peaches, we shall f… @MistressSnowPhD Pizza anal newcar 😲 @MistressSnowPhD Headfirst @MistressSnowPhD /join @snowygluey Green powder and bombs. #letsstartawar @whileonefork SLBM#NewProfilePic @RileyBehrens Get well soon. Been there too, was in peak personal shape. Bootcamp, CrossFit twice a week. Got the v…
@nipplerings @thesoberslut One of my interns’ parents have some kind of Christian provider with a biblical filter s… years... unchanged #tatort @Sexy_NyomiXX Yeah, these are the people denying covid while dying themselves. 🤦🏼‍♂️ #SMH @MistressSnowPhD Should’ve made a motivational poster: In this house We are kind to others We live, laugh and love…💯 @MistressSnowPhD “Must bring own coffee” as well? 😖#grosjean amazing escape 😲 hope he’s well #f1bahrein #BahreinGP🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️
No wise man has the power To reason away What seems to be Is always better than nothing And nothing at all 🖤#tgif 🍻 @snowygluey Welcome to derf FM, kicking off every first Friday night of your week. @MistressSnowPhD Take my hand, we'll make it I swear
@savagesaya Have fun! (Soooo jelly)😉 @xu_xiuzhong Congratulations! @mikejason73 @marcwjason Gunner, turkey, kettle @MistressSnowPhD @ingodwetryst ☝🏻💯 @demoncouncil 4D3 @snowygluey @MaeSoryu Like warm Apple pie?
@MistressSnowPhD When medieval Twitter bit of more then they could chew. @AnonaDemic A young fighter screaming, with no time for doubt With the pain and anger can't see a way out It ain't… retire. Boomers: retire. Boomers: FUCKING RETIRE!!!
Retweeted by der_faulpelz @Gluefundme Whispers.. financial-planning process for 2021 @Gluefundme Create an Organic gluten free covid cannabis brand and #getrich
Game, set, match. #BidenHarris2020 @MistressSnowPhD The Blues Brothers, how very befitting. of life's greatest mysteries: When I stayed at a hotel where I could literally see the local In-N-Out burger...… @AnonaDemic @AnonaDemic I’d say more like this @AnonaDemic @JoeyKimTV I wish I could. 😉lol jetzt doch kein Böllerverbot sondern Eigenverantwortung™? Dieselbe Eigenverantwortung™, die uns auch den 2. Loc…
Retweeted by der_faulpelz @MistressSnowPhD @AnonaDemic Never liked the lot.
@tezzeret11 @snowygluey #revenge 🥰 thread. 💔 @MistressSnowPhD 😖QFT'd see a lot of things that made me crazy And I guess I held on to you You could've run away and left, well maybe… @beaversnducks So sorry for your loss. 😢 @snowygluey Outsourcing FTW @savagesaya When common decency, looking out for one another, sharing/caring are only done for exposure on Instagram. 😞Some of y’all thinking negative COVID-19 results clear you travel need to see this. It doesn’t take a medical degre…
Retweeted by der_faulpelz📧🚨highest priority 🚨 <Re: Emergency contact us NOW> Dear [redacted]. Please call us now... supply chain encounters… 19-year-old son bought a car today. The guy who sold it to him took the cash, counted out $1000, and gave it bac…
Retweeted by der_faulpelzWell, our ICU is officially out of beds entirely, and 80% of them are COVID. No beds anywhere in the rest of the ho…
Retweeted by der_faulpelz @savagesaya The thing that strikes me as very odd is people vowing obedience to a deity. His/her will be done. Howe… @MistressSnowPhD I wonder what would have happened if it had been a ‘he’ who was wearing either a MAGA hat or an ol…
@MistressSnowPhD Turkey = turkey sandwiches. 🥰 @MistressSnowPhD @pardoguerra 😻 of being alone.#mood muscles to burn fat, get fit and empty the mind. 2020 is going on autopilot. Planning some changes for ‘… @snowygluey Zomfg mcstrawberry nuggets cure all!!
@snowygluey Perfect camouflage for dem white walled offices. @cryingpupusa 🤔 thread. 💯 @savagesaya This whole post had me laughing out loud. Guys Maintenance Tried To Visit My House Today And Only Left… @NotsoScarySheri Bootcamp done, I’m gonna be sry tomorrow. 😜 @dreamerinparis 😍 @MistressSnowPhD Suppose the medievalists would actually be living during those times they so cherish. I wonder…
😂 “Mom? Halp” via @boredpanda @MistressSnowPhD I took it too and...8️⃣ @MistressSnowPhD 😇🥴🤷🏼‍♂️ in doubt, always issue an absolute denial. And if you're going to lie, then lie with one hundred percent conviction.
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@MistressSnowPhD “Go away and live your life*” . . . *=while I keep my doxx gun pointed at you, your head in my cro… @RedStethoscope Thank you and your mom.Wearing a mask is not a surrender of liberty. It is an affirmation of love.
Retweeted by der_faulpelz#mood @MistressSnowPhD #Misappropriating 🥴👹 @MistressSnowPhD But you ARE allowed to use fraudulent data, to copy some text without naming the original author.… @MistressSnowPhD Yeah, in their minds it is impossible to be both. “Liberté, égalité, fraternité” in academia. Real… @MistressSnowPhD IF @MistressSnowPhD And I I may add the little boys version 💦💦 @MistressSnowPhD You push me, a better version of myself You push me, only you and no one else 🥰 @MistressSnowPhD I pity the fool(s). 🤷🏼‍♂️