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der_faulpelz @der_faulpelz a house down by the river

Für die wo mich kenned, ihr kenned mich ned.

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Joined Twitter 10/8/17


Beef #bulgogi is marinating. Now prepping the #bibimbap. #SaturdayKitchen @Sexy_NyomiXX ❤️ BMW @Sexy_NyomiXX 😊😎
12/5
2020
@MistressSnowPhD Supporting stupidity 💯😁 https://t.co/5srcZH9yrg
12/4
2020
@TheOliverFlynn ❤️ German Road Treatments. All out war against snow & ice. https://t.co/aHxePxHVdjThank you #PhilCollins for spending 748 minutes with me this year on @Spotify. You are my #1. #2020Wrappedhttps://t.co/1oFW4ZleLz#Peakmaga has been reached. (Only to be outdone in insanity by someone else tomorrow) https://t.co/zgVJ40m8Uh
12/3
2020
Gute Nacht Freunde Es wird Zeit für mich zu gehen Was ich noch zu sagen hätte Dauert eine Zigarette Und ein letztes Glas im Stehen
12/2
2020
@Ashashley3121 ❤️❤️❤️ @AnonaDemic Sensible diets ❤️ @AnonaDemic 💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯“Who is the happiest of men? He who values the merits of others, and in their pleasure takes joy, even as though 't… https://t.co/6iyIIGTeei @HSugarCookie ❤️ autobahn. Not only be because of the no limit stretches. The vast majority of drivers are very con… https://t.co/6MGYIXDWZo
12/1
2020
@demoncouncil Kitties gone wireless @snowygluey We shall defend our Christmas tree, whatever the cost may be. We shall fight on the peaches, we shall f… https://t.co/8mU0EyIHtj @MistressSnowPhD Pizza anal newcar 😲 @MistressSnowPhD Headfirst @MistressSnowPhD /join @snowygluey Green powder and bombs. #letsstartawar @whileonefork SLBM#NewProfilePic https://t.co/lq4WII43PC @RileyBehrens Get well soon. Been there too, was in peak personal shape. Bootcamp, CrossFit twice a week. Got the v… https://t.co/uJSBFVMEOA
11/30
2020
@nipplerings @thesoberslut One of my interns’ parents have some kind of Christian provider with a biblical filter s… https://t.co/EstuCZ3uk450 years... unchanged #tatort https://t.co/Y0FZirGIbv @Sexy_NyomiXX Yeah, these are the people denying covid while dying themselves. 🤦🏼‍♂️ #SMH @MistressSnowPhD Should’ve made a motivational poster: In this house We are kind to others We live, laugh and love… https://t.co/dIWQe7aq1K💯 https://t.co/0Icc5wnMb0 @MistressSnowPhD “Must bring own coffee” as well? 😖#grosjean amazing escape 😲 hope he’s well #f1bahrein #BahreinGP🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️ https://t.co/4BCR28jZEa
11/29
2020
No wise man has the power To reason away What seems to be Is always better than nothing And nothing at all 🖤#tgif 🍻 https://t.co/jG1gUgyfsv @snowygluey Welcome to derf FM, kicking off every first Friday night of your week. @MistressSnowPhD Take my hand, we'll make it I swear
11/27
2020
@savagesaya Have fun! (Soooo jelly)😉 @xu_xiuzhong Congratulations! @mikejason73 @marcwjason Gunner, turkey, kettle @MistressSnowPhD @ingodwetryst ☝🏻💯 @demoncouncil 4D3 @snowygluey @MaeSoryu Like warm Apple pie? https://t.co/tb5KLFuFgo
11/26
2020
@MistressSnowPhD When medieval Twitter bit of more then they could chew. https://t.co/PoOCTqTE8Y @AnonaDemic A young fighter screaming, with no time for doubt With the pain and anger can't see a way out It ain't… https://t.co/41pfvHBbXjBoomers: retire. Boomers: retire. Boomers: FUCKING RETIRE!!!
Retweeted by der_faulpelz @Gluefundme Whispers.. financial-planning process for 2021 @Gluefundme Create an Organic gluten free covid cannabis brand and #getrich
11/25
2020
Game, set, match. #BidenHarris2020 https://t.co/XBEFl8PCbZ @MistressSnowPhD The Blues Brothers, how very befitting. https://t.co/UAEwHHRSlwOne of life's greatest mysteries: When I stayed at a hotel where I could literally see the local In-N-Out burger...… https://t.co/xxJVCZPjgmhttps://t.co/3oFz7hv6LC https://t.co/xWHdKII6XV @AnonaDemic https://t.co/4FOjkfIyGH @AnonaDemic I’d say more like this https://t.co/QKjTTcRn4v @AnonaDemic https://t.co/2JfXBUnF1u @JoeyKimTV I wish I could. 😉lol jetzt doch kein Böllerverbot sondern Eigenverantwortung™? Dieselbe Eigenverantwortung™, die uns auch den 2. Loc… https://t.co/pbm1nPVuCn
Retweeted by der_faulpelz @MistressSnowPhD https://t.co/qbtXKLcxpZ @AnonaDemic Never liked the lot. https://t.co/RRZAu1ElAY
11/24
2020
@tezzeret11 @snowygluey #revenge https://t.co/N31G9ofQQp#wigglebutt 🥰 https://t.co/e22YggxjdIThis thread. 💔 https://t.co/p0Obwigbo6 @MistressSnowPhD 😖QFT https://t.co/U3dmPWnCdnI'd see a lot of things that made me crazy And I guess I held on to you You could've run away and left, well maybe… https://t.co/dIMk5mPahz @beaversnducks So sorry for your loss. 😢 @snowygluey Outsourcing FTW https://t.co/BXE8X1ADQ6 @savagesaya When common decency, looking out for one another, sharing/caring are only done for exposure on Instagram. 😞Some of y’all thinking negative COVID-19 results clear you travel need to see this. It doesn’t take a medical degre… https://t.co/80Wl3yNabE
Retweeted by der_faulpelz📧🚨highest priority 🚨 <Re: Emergency contact us NOW> Dear [redacted]. Please call us now... supply chain encounters… https://t.co/hegumuorYzMy 19-year-old son bought a car today. The guy who sold it to him took the cash, counted out $1000, and gave it bac… https://t.co/H9Ly1f1GhW
Retweeted by der_faulpelzWell, our ICU is officially out of beds entirely, and 80% of them are COVID. No beds anywhere in the rest of the ho… https://t.co/bvVJ5DchJ5
Retweeted by der_faulpelz @savagesaya The thing that strikes me as very odd is people vowing obedience to a deity. His/her will be done. Howe… https://t.co/exHWNrp91k @MistressSnowPhD I wonder what would have happened if it had been a ‘he’ who was wearing either a MAGA hat or an ol… https://t.co/5toPJxdyl9
11/23
2020
@MistressSnowPhD Turkey = turkey sandwiches. 🥰 @MistressSnowPhD @pardoguerra 😻 https://t.co/hHDKyT7sW9Tired of being alone.#mood https://t.co/GdapH8sE1fTormenting muscles to burn fat, get fit and empty the mind. 2020 is going on autopilot. Planning some changes for ‘… https://t.co/bceSzOYGVy @snowygluey Zomfg mcstrawberry nuggets cure all!!
11/22
2020
@snowygluey Perfect camouflage for dem white walled offices. @cryingpupusa 🤔 https://t.co/GrLA7hslh8This thread. 💯 https://t.co/7z61Bg95To @savagesaya This whole post had me laughing out loud. Guys Maintenance Tried To Visit My House Today And Only Left… https://t.co/gEmOmouzth @NotsoScarySheri Bootcamp done, I’m gonna be sry tomorrow. 😜 @dreamerinparis 😍 @MistressSnowPhD Suppose the medievalists would actually be living during those times they so cherish. I wonder… https://t.co/t6CEzCS92B
11/21
2020
😂 “Mom? Halp” https://t.co/8jLwrdPgwa via @boredpanda @MistressSnowPhD I took it too and...8️⃣ @MistressSnowPhD 😇🥴🤷🏼‍♂️ https://t.co/o94KcfrUa9If in doubt, always issue an absolute denial. And if you're going to lie, then lie with one hundred percent conviction.
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11/20
2020
@MistressSnowPhD “Go away and live your life*” . . . *=while I keep my doxx gun pointed at you, your head in my cro… https://t.co/oDm5Ji4zDs @RedStethoscope Thank you and your mom.Wearing a mask is not a surrender of liberty. It is an affirmation of love.
Retweeted by der_faulpelz#mood https://t.co/IDW1kWD7O0 @MistressSnowPhD #Misappropriating 🥴👹 @MistressSnowPhD But you ARE allowed to use fraudulent data, to copy some text without naming the original author.… https://t.co/AB1M3Jx411 @MistressSnowPhD Yeah, in their minds it is impossible to be both. “Liberté, égalité, fraternité” in academia. Real… https://t.co/52SRCGLoMg @MistressSnowPhD IF @MistressSnowPhD And I I may add the little boys version https://t.co/X45MJorcIS 💦💦 @MistressSnowPhD You push me, a better version of myself You push me, only you and no one else 🥰 @MistressSnowPhD I pity the fool(s). 🤷🏼‍♂️
11/19
2020

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