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45 minutes into the movie. Just now realizing I’ve never seen the first Borat.Can I early vote anywhere (not near my mailing address) or is there like a secret place I gotta American Warrior Ni… https://t.co/HDvqvS2aQ4idk WHAT’S about to happen in the next few weeks but the one thing I’m CERTAIN of is that I’m staying my ass in the house Nov 4th 🇺🇸
10/24
2020
@TheWrongQtips literally as I hit send 😭He better drop a Malarkey soon or I’m turning this off 😪 #Debates2020
10/23
2020
Hello Satan? Yeah, they up here eating Ghost Pepper donuts.MOM DONT COME IN! I’M JUST TUCKING IN MY SHIRT!!
10/22
2020
I like when 16yo old rapper is like “I remember back when girls wouldn’t fuck with me” cuz like yeah of course… https://t.co/srkKsvlLci @hillaryrheath I knooow 😭 @WillS42 Oh boy I have uhhhh...gone past that @heyitschili Tysm 🙏🏾it’s been so long since I’ve had a hotdog I’m starting to forget what they taste like 😔
10/21
2020
@wtfdeannatroi $24/$35 after tip @ShaunakIsCool @Evanszanycomedy my boi https://t.co/lMKmnfzR8R @Evanszanycomedy Evan...it’s been years 👴🏿Moving to East Atlanta in two weeks and I’m very excited to try some of those *checks notes* límon paper whings?
10/20
2020
lol my drafts folder is really a mess 😂 https://t.co/ERuLNUZVOj
Retweeted by 🔥 Scare-ICK MarcHELL 🔥At Foxy Loxy having a coffee and pretending like I have a project due for class on MondayNobody: my wedding vows: No cap I fwy heavy, like fr, you deadass changed a mf
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10/18
2020
Heading to Savannah tonight to finally get the ass beating I deserve. Wish me luck 🤞🏾🥺🤞🏾
10/17
2020
@PtakJokes it’s like “hey 21? Those are just guest rooms”If they had dropped this after AP2 it would’ve saved Sega. https://t.co/zDsDo8UmCAbandz a make her dance but what a make her happy
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10/16
2020
@JayJurden not at all 🤕
10/15
2020
UNPROVOKED SMOKE!!!! 🦘🦘🦘 https://t.co/mLJ7PeV05j https://t.co/bOeihJXXgI
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Retweeted by 🔥 Scare-ICK MarcHELL 🔥 @rezaaslan Didn’t even LOOK at a pack of matches
10/14
2020
Voting not supposed to be this hard right?“Next year y’all better win in 5” https://t.co/tgeL8hy4Faevery single older dude I’ve ever talked to that said they “don’t eat p*ssy” was either knowingly or unknowingly in the middle of a divorce.When Biden wins White people are gonna drop a “Racism Is Over” banner like George W. on the aircraft carrier.Trump making out with the fellas?? Yea NOW he in Election mode 😈
10/13
2020
Your yearly reminder! https://t.co/BX1myaBDVI
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10/12
2020
Y’all afraid to let Bill Gates put a microchip in you but you still eating Rap Snacks?? 🤔I was VERY ready get 0 likes if ***** **** https://t.co/ShrEwGyDAsWhen it’s 80 degrees in October https://t.co/fOq3q41UgJIf the Heat win tonight imma text my ex. If the Heat lose tonight imma text ex. You know what? You right, Imma tex
10/11
2020
ate a cookie in bed last night and now look at me https://t.co/Bh14xNjvF8Finally DM’d a girl that Quavo line and the authorities are on their way50 Facebook Likes is equal to one person seeing your tweet and saying “ha” @eliyudin hilarious 😭
10/9
2020
@fastlain @tastemade these people are on some sicko activity☝🏾
10/7
2020
@zackfox https://t.co/EAuJoqmI2KI mean what’s the worst that can happen if ***** ****? We all get TWO $1200 checks??
10/6
2020
.....aaaaaaaaaand scene. https://t.co/dp9Ejd7PkMTo be fair if I was in the ICU goofed off the pills I would also be tweeting wild stuff in all capshappy october to this absolute legend https://t.co/wNgvKh1idw
Retweeted by 🔥 Scare-ICK MarcHELL 🔥On this date in 1999, Arthur punched D.W. 🛩️👊 https://t.co/x5MyYXn0al
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10/5
2020
Watching this #SNLPremiere and aye if I made over $75k this would be the funniest thing I’d ever seen. Like I wou… https://t.co/oYqsg9MQZcLaughed so hard I scared my Lyft driver 😭 https://t.co/kSlvwQbakV
10/4
2020
@comedymanjoshua Ayyyyyye!!Stream this please. https://t.co/jLKOewCWFc
Retweeted by 🔥 Scare-ICK MarcHELL 🔥Can’t wait to go back to that barbershop that only plays Drake 😌As SOON as my kid is able to hold a pencil I’m teaching them the Grinding beat. @alberscomic wait we gotta get naked?? 😳If you say ‘let’s sext’ and all you send is “I wanna kiss a lot” I’m reporting you for scamming. https://t.co/csTEmyCRwHWelp, I’m not letting the world end before getting that PlayStation 😤 https://t.co/oMFup3yna7
10/3
2020
@islandgoth Alhamdulillah 😌You’re him right? Sanders 2020? Bernie: Sanders 2020? I haven't heard that name in years... https://t.co/fEen5PWJWdhttps://t.co/Gpb7uKpqnO
Retweeted by 🔥 Scare-ICK MarcHELL 🔥 @hillaryrheath I think once you hide it, it looks a lot less wholesome
10/2
2020
@ImChrisIsLame @Evanszanycomedy 🤴🏾🤴🏻 https://t.co/ipoCdQwSbkSpooky SZN? Girl, if you don’t come hold me...you know Chucky out there
10/1
2020
@humanwright oh yeah his feelings hurtChris Wallace about to cry in the car after this #Debates2020Dang! People make $15 an hour?!
Retweeted by 🔥 Scare-ICK MarcHELL 🔥 @islandgoth -ooop https://t.co/QkjFzitM2lrn there’s a dude watching the debates like ‘I can’t WAIT to hear what Nick, Adam and Stav have to say about this 😈’If this debate doesn’t tell you anything, just know we’re on our own fr
Retweeted by 🔥 Scare-ICK MarcHELL 🔥Chris Wallace is getting his ass BEAT in this debate
9/30
2020
Who let my man have a pint of ice cream before the debate?? You bout to be sleepy as hell Joe 😔 https://t.co/A4Mfd6cacF @tonydac Was very worried about the backlash 😭Did it work? https://t.co/lN9Z7zV9w7
Retweeted by 🔥 Scare-ICK MarcHELL 🔥There’s regular horny, quarantine horny and then Sean Kingston when he sees a Beautiful Girl horny.Do I think I can stay alive through another four years of tr*mp? Potentially Do I wanna stay on TWITTER through a… https://t.co/Ar0ZgClqoq @UncleAndyPants Jesus. Nobody’s gonna make it past the 3rd question 😨Making a voodoo doll of myself and just holding its hand.
Retweeted by 🔥 Scare-ICK MarcHELL 🔥🎥: @AustralianM1keJones https://t.co/AqaQbb3CMIMight fuck around and join the nunnery. Really turn the second act of my life around.
9/29
2020
@Balance510 places taking article submissions @Balance510 gonna finish out my pilot and submit to some sites @lookatmycats TYSM 🥰🥺🥰a relationship should be 50/50. 50% them twerking 50% Me holding the camera saying “ayyye that’s my best friend, that’s my best friend” @HERESAPROTIP it’s a BIG time racket.they will send you to JAIL if you get a little healthcare by accident. 6 months for even DARING to take a few of yo… https://t.co/uUUA3xrY6c
9/28
2020
@100ProofWoman Ayyye HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! 🎂 🎂 🎂
9/27
2020
@MaxFine12 I just love how formal it is. He comes in, busts out a quick three and then is like “She’s getting jacked with the Angels now 😢”We gotta destroy the 24 hour news cycle cuz I literally can’t tell if this is a parody or not. https://t.co/P0hZlOwOa7
9/25
2020
@reallifebyjaz @wtfdeannatroi and it’s a crop top 🙈Need this on Apple Music immediately ☝🏾 https://t.co/rtK3g8vAX4 @Jonshmoe i’m trying to get sponsored asap @MaxFine12 thank you max I am having t o o much funI don’t wanna “Rest In Power” I wanna live to 100.Every single news headline should just say “BUY A GUN”bought a ring light 💡 https://t.co/buDx1pEeiH
9/24
2020
That 12 million was just a publicly funded funeral GoFundMe from the Kentucky taxpayers. @ShaunakIsCool Already on it https://t.co/7j0PHydFUaugggh the lead up is so BORING. Can we just skip straight to the part where rich people hunt us for sport??
9/23
2020
The last bit of serotonin leaving my brain when open twitter in the morning. https://t.co/e9Y4LvAZpY
9/21
2020

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