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Thomas Jefferson, MD @Deseeded1 Coastal Plains, VA

Chemical Engineer - Implants and Probes. Masshole forever; drop my R's after a few cocktails.

479 Following   300 Followers   5,798 Tweets

Joined Twitter 11/3/19


@AntiTrump4Ever1 @chadfelixg @tedlieu @realDonaldTrump This is some seriously hilarious extrapolation. Good job, crazy pants. @GayPatriotTM @BlackJesusDail1 @btme87 Kinda how I always imagined a nuclear attack. @pi_mij @syl_capulet1 Better be in the crock pot with some good veggies. Also, season that butt. @gatewaypundit This is incredibly stupid.Atkinson served as senior counsel to Mary McCord, the senior Justice official appointed by Obama who helped oversee… https://t.co/HHPIfAy7K4
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4/5
2020
@Doranimated @noonanjo Even their propaganda doesn't hold up for more than a few minutes of use. @AdamTrahan My friends have taken to drinking and zooming. @jenniferlee_75 @Gormogons @pipandbaby Have some eyeballs. https://t.co/9rRO0TduX7 @Thomas1774Paine I hope he is appalled enough to stomp right over into the Hudson with cement swim wings. @felixbleno @GlennKesslerWP What an incredibly dumb comparison from an incredibly boorish person. @GlennKesslerWP A national emergency occurs and your take away is this contrived bullshit? Fuck you.At least we don't have a failed fiction writer scripting our foreign policy anymore. https://t.co/PkPt90XrQQ
Retweeted by Thomas Jefferson, MDIf you’re not going to eat that Karen, would you mind sharing? 😋 https://t.co/tx8zy6owkT
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4/4
2020
BREAKING NEWS! Connecticut @GovNedLamont LIED about the infant death from #coronavirus https://t.co/DyuZOmYDxS
Retweeted by Thomas Jefferson, MDWe will not air someone who makes fantastical and fictional claims and boasts during the middle of a pandemic which… https://t.co/IGt0RCyEzc
Retweeted by Thomas Jefferson, MD @GeorgiaLogCabin This is known as going FULL CIRCLE
Retweeted by Thomas Jefferson, MD @HarleyMonster Yankees fans. Hands down. @Neoavatara But i am practically a walking virus already... @USMCSDI @arch1com More sun. @MrNukemCocaine Lazy troll is lazy.You all get your stimulus checks yet? https://t.co/FhTgx5Se9Z @HardyHar67 @ABC Force this, fucko. 🖕 @tartdraws @TheRightColumn @chrislhayes You okay, little guy? @chrislhayes The real sad part of your statement is that you would want to be ruled at all. @RedWingGrips @PowTwatter Hang the bastard out front by his testicles. @GerrenPeterson @BeccaCalifornia @evs490 @ChrisLu44 You are a fool. @Minimuh2017 @ChrisLu44 This is such a stupid take. @NormaJean1968 @ChrisLu44 You are a fool. @ChrisLu44 Tell us who the top official is, you prick. Also, get isolated. Turn off Twitter and GFY. @pericopfb5 @OItsh8 @AndyRuther No. @jaljr @PenneyVC https://t.co/QXGmQFnDx9Is there a tax I can pay to end COVID-19 or does that just work for climate change?
Retweeted by Thomas Jefferson, MD @dswhisperer2 @PolitiBunny @OrdyPackard @SherOnHealth @fuzzychimpcom @realDonaldTrump @TheRickWilson @WHO @CDCgov M… https://t.co/NMnuYJ7uGR @dswhisperer2 @PolitiBunny @OrdyPackard @SherOnHealth @fuzzychimpcom @realDonaldTrump @TheRickWilson @WHO @CDCgov M… https://t.co/1obIaabDzY
4/3
2020
@OrdyPackard @SherOnHealth @PolitiBunny @realDonaldTrump @TheRickWilson @WHO Here's Jon improving healthcare one shitty tweet at a time. @SharylAttkisson @evil_bun_bun Oh. Sports Jacket Pickle @jemelehill @angry_blue_dot https://t.co/6Rrb0VBkXw @angusparvo @weirdralph @jemelehill When someone says they aren't bothered, it is prime time to prove them very wrong. @jemelehill Hot take.EXCLUSIVE: @realDonaldTrump's campaign has been quietly calling local restaurants and ordering large amounts of foo… https://t.co/NpwuErlCHm
Retweeted by Thomas Jefferson, MD @dmills3710 @uhmrunn Ho Chinh Ming? Really? Lol https://t.co/6ebPxPcF0f @philllosoraptor @pipandbaby https://t.co/Djz39NJO2S @pipandbaby What happens when there is no text though? @noahsmom7 I don't think you could act that bad after a few months. @RealTargetTori Looks like the face every kid in Massachusetts makes. ☺ @pipandbaby Thank you for your service. @AmyiCzyk ready to hear my high school band from 1997? Mind you, we were in high school. https://t.co/ZMWWVIDrL2So beautiful ❤️ https://t.co/TXZXpRlDbj
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4/2
2020
Ok, so who wants to help me develop https://t.co/NXpXG0mhsH? @no_sifty @CamEdwards https://t.co/HrD10n115X @JustEric I like to have my dog snore next to my mic. It's cute. https://t.co/qw4gIjCzmzWhen was the last time the DC Swamp SERVED #WeThePeople? IT'S TIME TO ABOLISH CAREER POLITICIANS!… https://t.co/B0078GZwnY
Retweeted by Thomas Jefferson, MD @GentlemanRascal Pud Fiz Sulmar @Blackbird_Fly_1 @TrumpWarRoom Based on your tweets your bio is straight up horseshit. @BrentHBaker @realDonaldTrump @chucktodd @MSNBC Fuck Todd. @SkyNews Of for fuck's sake. Enough of the idiot actors. @2012BNEWS @_MoCowBell_ Actors and Journalists duking it out for title of least essential job in America.
Retweeted by Thomas Jefferson, MD @alanou @kamen_ryan @JuddApatow @senatemajldr You pathetic liar.
4/1
2020
@_David_Edward Truth. @rkylesmith @jtLOL If he thinks a podcast is like some kind of new fishing technique. @BAMAPERRY @AOC @TwitchyTeam Let's be honest, is there any other kind of socialist than dishonest idiot? @HappyManor @Massanthrope @mhenrylaw1 @modgirl26 I also streaked across Memorial Drive and jumped in the Charles...but that's another story. @HappyManor @Massanthrope @mhenrylaw1 @modgirl26 I jumped off that bridge to catch a frisbee as an ultimate frisbee stunt. @mattdizwhitlock @mehdirhasan Don't blame him. When Qatar asks him to say something, he has no option other than oblige.
Retweeted by Thomas Jefferson, MD @mehdirhasan Shitbird gonna shit.https://t.co/fhA9Ykpqbz
Retweeted by Thomas Jefferson, MDLook folks, Mike Lindell may have made 50 thousand hospital masks to help fight the Coronovirus, but the real sacri… https://t.co/2hcUAvxoCw
Retweeted by Thomas Jefferson, MDThread. https://t.co/dmoXuEHoG8
Retweeted by Thomas Jefferson, MD @Gormogons @KneesPenguin @Darth_Mommie https://t.co/4gWQcqApL7 @Catsorange1 @AliVelshi @greta Dude is a chubby taint sniffer. @mrhortywho @LADowd @caroljsroth What's so difficult to believe about people changing their minds because you assho… https://t.co/F4OmR4ec8MLet me get this straight- People are ripping on companies like My Pillow for- checks notes- stepping up to help w c… https://t.co/O5loSROjJY
Retweeted by Thomas Jefferson, MD @conservmillen @glenngates If the police come to arrest you for being outside, quickly rob the nearest person or co… https://t.co/GBLRZG2PWHYour transparent contempt for an American business owner who has converted his business overnight to make life savi… https://t.co/wnxMBkH9GV
Retweeted by Thomas Jefferson, MD @PoliticusSarah You are a fool. Ask your educators for a refund. @TimFVB @TheRealAyAyRawn @greggutfeld Yeah, we don't believe in fucking science. Ok, dude. @markle_darla Psst, he replied to the post calling out the leftwing douche, not you. @greggutfeld Like rubbing his taint after a Chinese buffet and sniffing?Hey goofy My Pillow guy is making 50 thousand masks while this douche adds nothing to the world but his own self sa… https://t.co/AF6ONm4UVa
Retweeted by Thomas Jefferson, MDNEW: Court records show the wife who fed her husband fish cleaner (poison?) has a history of mental illness (paran… https://t.co/56kGLWIO0u
Retweeted by Thomas Jefferson, MD @CillizzaCNN @RAYGUNshirts tfw people at @CNN take "Dress for the job you want, not the job you have" literally https://t.co/u5glRT2ljQ
Retweeted by Thomas Jefferson, MDWow https://t.co/lBcHydzaLn
Retweeted by Thomas Jefferson, MD @Gormogons @pipandbaby @nomorenightowl We can do our part too, you know.If you’re inclined to criticize a man who just flipped his entire workforce to make N95 masks, you should also expl… https://t.co/M9ikNUa9Ja
Retweeted by Thomas Jefferson, MDMany journalists are upset that #FilmYourHospital is trending worldwide w/ citizens going into the ER rooms and rev… https://t.co/Qr0FVTMjQx
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Retweeted by Thomas Jefferson, MD @ddale8 Quick. Tell me the names of all your sick friends. @aliamjadrizvi Sure hope you got the attention you were craving, you prick. @Richard_Harambe https://t.co/reF4cc6NBe @KamVTV Editing *wank wank* mistake https://t.co/xqzZorWK5s @rewegreatyet @RadioFreeTom You poor thing. @OrdyPackard Even the russian judge would give this triple axel twat usage a 10.This paralyzed man is using his mind to control an exoskeleton https://t.co/4RDLc7ljCa
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3/31
2020
@RBPundit Nope.https://t.co/rG80R2zdxj
Retweeted by Thomas Jefferson, MD @hunterkelly @BCDreyer Does @ABC think this is appropriate behavior for one of their "journalists"?? Fantasizing a… https://t.co/UsCJ1yzUMX
Retweeted by Thomas Jefferson, MDSo...either Whitmer lied, or the journalists reporting on her statement...didn't clearly tell the truth. This is a… https://t.co/1Mhif8jWeY
Retweeted by Thomas Jefferson, MD"Frontlines" is such vainglorious nonsense. So many other professions are actually putting themselves in harm's way… https://t.co/CPNzrqbNLi
Retweeted by Thomas Jefferson, MD @secupp You are in the frontline of being way to full of yourself. It doesn't require the President for us to know… https://t.co/s8EjcGZI7k @jenniferlee_75 Swedish fish here.
3/30
2020

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