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Comedian / anarcho-wizard. On tour, always. Pick a pronoun.

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Joined Twitter 6/18/09


There's no easy way of saying this: I'm on in London for two more nights. https://t.co/YaIyI9yjIi
Retweeted by Andrew O'Neill ☉Leicester. Tonight. Tony. 6:30. Cookie. Shouty. Baloney. Jerk. Clown
Retweeted by Andrew O'Neill ☉Jimi - it’s called “Hear My Train A-Comin’.” Let me know if you need anything else. XFUCK https://t.co/kLT4UB9yeT
2/21
2020
@JackHarrl @EddieStoneComic @kenshaz @bbcquestiontime @AyoCaesar You’ve got ALL THE OTHER MEDIA.If you don’t know the difference between the population of Britain and that of England, maybe don’t spout off about… https://t.co/Lh61ywuBOZSWANSEA! https://t.co/4VvCGEZ6ZB @SamFurniss1 Hot Water Comedy Club. MCing both shows in the studio. XHuddersfield tonight, Liverpool tomorrow, screening of my metal show Saturday, Magic_Is_Real at the Cockpit Theatre… https://t.co/zzEbV8YPSrWe Are Not In The Least Afraid Of Ruins; We Carry A New World In Our Hearts - UK Tour, first dates on sale now.… https://t.co/nbHyWvL5jeHistory of Heavy Metal - the film of the show! https://t.co/5sMbyc59uG
2/20
2020
@missmarilynx HAIR!!! @Rosiemund Though as I recall it was Leslie who mainly told them to fuck off. @Rosiemund Yes. I do.Outstanding! @SouthbankLondon tsays #TheDarkRoom is one of the Top 5 shows this week at #vaultfestival! 9:15pm Fri… https://t.co/GgmoZsjPOp
Retweeted by Andrew O'Neill ☉I fucking love this guy. Go. You’ll never see anything else like him. In a good way. https://t.co/CbltPPnz4J
2/19
2020
Applauding the bombing of school children and the defenseless population of Gaza disqualifies #Bloomberg not just f… https://t.co/ogfbeYNmWV
Retweeted by Andrew O'Neill ☉Tickets to my Leicester show are virtually FLYING OFF THE SHELVES. Buy yours before they become UNOBTAINABLE. https://t.co/dGYz65KPUL
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2/18
2020
@destructo9000 Still my favourite photo/story algorithm fail https://t.co/0ghf31jmfW
Retweeted by Andrew O'Neill ☉Every. Single. Time. #doctorwho https://t.co/yv4Qd9HmhBNews reports today about the Solent being polluted with nitrates from arable land and birds of prey being killed by… https://t.co/785W3DmLXbThis book was a big influence on my latest show! Read it and then you can come and just focus on the stupid jokes! https://t.co/hWSVFhR4DfIt’s hard to believe that Rob Trujillo has now been in Metallica longer than Lars! #metallica #hardtobelieve #lars #robtrujillo
2/17
2020
@FayeTreacy @ScalaRadio @6pm @hackneycolliery Onwards and upwards. X
2/16
2020
@unfortunatalie I’m going to bikepack the South Downs Way again this year. I’d love you to join me for some of it and teach me foraging. XSorry but I can’t stand cockney milliners. Don’t @ me.
Retweeted by Andrew O'Neill ☉I am about to start the biggest tour I’ve ever done. First dates on sale now! WE ARE NOT IN THE LEAST AFRAID OF R… https://t.co/BbkoR7rjlT @TwanLaVeesh Currently sold out. More on their way.
2/15
2020
@JimManBearPig @johnreppion Concrete is the absolute bomb.🎁 I have a shop! This is the place to get a zine copy of Great Gays of the Past, and all your other other office st… https://t.co/866toInCsY
Retweeted by Andrew O'Neill ☉ @TheSimonEvans Look up Operation Werewolf. A fascinating movemenr that does this stuff with a much more aggressive… https://t.co/G5OncN9PjwHappy Black Sabbath Day!Reactance Theory: When someone is restricted from expressing a POV, or pressured to adopt a different POV, they usu… https://t.co/UFjLBV38Y5
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2/13
2020
@Amber_moore I had the same thing on my Go Ape birthday adventure. @hayleycampbell Address please.Male owners of luxury cars behave aggressively on the road not because of a corrupting effect of wealth, but becaus… https://t.co/2gvGzFJRlP
Retweeted by Andrew O'Neill ☉ @TheSimonEvans “Wanna feel old?”John-Luke Roberts is one of the very best comics. Imaginative and smart and absurdist and all the good things. Go a… https://t.co/Zalk5BOEB0We're sad but not surprised: #HS2 is going ahead, and it pains us to imagine machine noise replacing birdsong. We'v… https://t.co/O6zbjcCWvY
Retweeted by Andrew O'Neill ☉You know what’s better for the mental space of the UK? Ancient forests. You know what would help people get aroun… https://t.co/AV0x7gbGGQ @pipmadeley Official one. Every single one I’ve had to rewind to catch the beginning. @pipmadeley These are great: a technical point - the very beginnings are lost as the app does a fade-in thing and t… https://t.co/nhQDxYGPTUThere. We all feel better now don’t we? Like a hangover shit.You know that coronavirus? Have they considered just sticking a lime in it? #coronavirusjoke #coronavirusFurthermore, I have yet to hear a ‘stick a lime in it’ joke so here goes: #CoronavirusDo to you reckon sales of Corona have increased due to people thinking about it or decreased due to people thinking… https://t.co/cgUXAZCgOMTo help stop flooding, we need to challenge the almost feudal power of those who dominate the countryside. My colum… https://t.co/cMVnv8M6uU
Retweeted by Andrew O'Neill ☉ @Devilligan I just killed myself because I don’t want to live in a world where someone made that. @Wampa_James Why did you watch it?!
2/12
2020
@tmorello Mate, Prophets Of Rage tickets were fucking expensive! @edpetrie ...and reducing the price of less-busy trains will have more impact. Trains aren't currently an affordable option for most people. @edpetrie I am equally opposed to road-widening. But HS2 will be expensive to use. It won't get people out of their… https://t.co/yswoqMPSr6Cheap advance tickets for this month's Troy Club Comedy with me hosting and Anthony J Brown headlining! Come on you… https://t.co/0UoX4kLW3v @edpetrie Absolutely not worth destroying ancient forests and kicking out a HUGE amount of carbon in the building o… https://t.co/NbmmPx2mKO @JasonArnopp @DailyGrail OPINION ADJUSTED @JasonArnopp @DailyGrail In my opinion, the first is a banger, the second is the best and most interesting and the… https://t.co/bkGnP1s1rfRobert Downey Jr. really isn’t interested in winning an Oscar is he? @DailyGrail @JasonArnopp People Of The Sun! Bulls On Parade! Guerrilla Radio!There must be so much dirty money changing hands for things like Crossrail and HS2. Fucking pointless, destructive,… https://t.co/7ACZrhFYd7HS2 will be an environmental disaster. Cutting though ancient woodland, building vast stations. Try travelling E-… https://t.co/svasz4SRAg
2/11
2020
This is horrible. The only reason I go to London is to be with other miserable pricks like me. https://t.co/AU4XPO5WYH
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2/10
2020
@GaryDelaney From the neural network that brought you “it’s what he would have wanted”.Dear Simple Moves, We'll be back on a regular basis until you pay back the money that you owe our member Becky. Es… https://t.co/3N6smClpCE
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2/8
2020
@thorneydog Nope. XTHIS WEEK! We return to @SEVENBRO7HERS - 4 of UK’s best comedians @destructo9000 @comedylopez @ChrisCopestakehttps://t.co/0LxbSnqu9w
Retweeted by Andrew O'Neill ☉ @Rosiemund Let me know when you find the solution to this one. XComics! We need a replacement headliner for London Renters Union’s benefit gig tonight. Rich Mix, Shoreditch. @iamsimonyoung Practise!
2/7
2020
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Retweeted by Andrew O'Neill ☉People often ask us what solidarity activists in the west can do to support the Rojava Revolution, so here's a help… https://t.co/iMFcfb7AXD
Retweeted by Andrew O'Neill ☉Turkish aggressions don't stop! Only in last days in Til Temir, Girê Spî, Ayn Issa & Minbic the fascist army and th… https://t.co/JKFzmDdP7F
Retweeted by Andrew O'Neill ☉ @earthfirst_uk DM me details! I wanna come!Only 2 more weeks until the EF! wintermoot in support of anti #HS2 resistance in Uxbridge! With HS2 wildlife walk a… https://t.co/2LZNAEJYWf
Retweeted by Andrew O'Neill ☉ @earthfirst_uk Is there a summer event this year?We made an important, informative film about Mount Everest. https://t.co/aCEUWxVHYRKirk Douglas is dead. Apparently it took them days to identify the body. #ImSpartacus
2/6
2020
@laurabaileykidd They’re so good.
2/5
2020
@unfortunatalie Yeah that’s difficult. I’ve been lucky. @unfortunatalie ...my own. But it wasn’t enough. The process, the repetition, the act of talking and making connect… https://t.co/zJ93mmexmp @unfortunatalie Mine’s been really good. None of it has been obvious. Smart people seem often to talk themselves ou… https://t.co/RidK9FDkCKDo something positive about the housing crisis and also have a laugh! London Renters’ Union are having our second c… https://t.co/FlJULOCy6WI pay for The Sun every day even though I don’t read it or take it out of the newsagent just in case I get accused… https://t.co/APIhac7p26We need to talk about the sexist language in this week’s Doctor Who. #doctorwho https://t.co/CGuPFv7ZwD
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2/3
2020
I mean what is this, the 70s?! #doctorwho #sexism #birds https://t.co/ZnV2v7WmlxI could forgive once, but this repeated casual misogyny is unforgivable. https://t.co/YtqExsCzozWe need to talk about the sexist language in this week’s Doctor Who. #doctorwho https://t.co/CGuPFv7ZwDAs reviews go, I’ll take it. https://t.co/5tTs4fQuEFhttps://t.co/VGXhUkQaqF
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2/2
2020
@LyonMerriman2 Gross.NB: southern. Basically want to do a Dracula-inspired bikepacking tour.Do any of you have experience of travelling in the Carpathians? I’m planning a trip. Anything I should know?Housing is a human right - not an asset. https://t.co/Q13SXnZ9XP
Retweeted by Andrew O'Neill ☉This month I will be mostly listening to... #DoctorWho https://t.co/cHi7eieaDS
Retweeted by Andrew O'Neill ☉ @FerzanaAkram Hello bot.And spread the word about them. Leave a review on Happy Cow or google. Tell your friends. These are the people wh… https://t.co/52IBDQYnorSo this weekend, if you can afford it, find your local indie vegan restaurant /cafe /shop and have a meal there. Bu… https://t.co/bjAe8gFKR2VEGANS: It’s more important than ever to support independent vegan places. The wide availability of vegan food in c… https://t.co/3LVC8YSzBY
2/1
2020
25 minutes until we start the countdown! (I reckon we’ll rejoin in 20 years.) #brexitThe hero we need. https://t.co/Lg37hDkwk4KFC kill millions of chickens every day. There’s nothing vegan about them. Companies like this should be put out of… https://t.co/fMUcwAtXcC
1/31
2020

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