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Joined Twitter 2/19/09


@QuinnyPig Probably why so many things are being described as a distributed ledger instead. @QuinnyPig @agentdero This was my solution as well, after a day of trying to grok node promises, I rewrote my function in python.
2/13
2020
@lkanies @ripienaar Kroger is doing this for food traceability, initial articles were suggesting Walmart was as wel… https://t.co/jxdVJmiF9W @emilyst These are the cries of the carrots, let the rabbits wear glasses!
2/11
2020
Verifying myself: I am davidgibbons on https://t.co/0PSu5zZKYx. x_X0LtyXlaOQ15HCZNeWppWMeiYWbbGvPJzU / https://t.co/KIbKp7amP9
2/10
2020
https://t.co/i9935ADgtC https://t.co/LufMeYUMc9Dear every engineer making a salary who has said "yeah I just google shit for a living", You're welcome. Love, A… https://t.co/VzQL4lVE8S
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2/7
2020
As someone interested in cybernetically enhanced sharks, I'm super annoyed at the co-opting of the term "fintech."
Retweeted by David Gibbons @IBMcloud The "Order Object Storage" button leads to the answer to "what if @awscloud billing was somehow worse." T… https://t.co/QfjE3GnlUD
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1/31
2020
I never thought that in my lifetime I would witness the government officials responsible for protecting our democra… https://t.co/ERVSTb7C63
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1/30
2020
look: if "take her out. okay? do it" meant "fire her," then why did Trump say it to Rudy's hired goons Lev and Igor… https://t.co/3ddPT0qYFS
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1/29
2020
Confirmed that @google is reading encrypted @signalapp messages after they're decrypted since Android 10 upgrade. I… https://t.co/SSk83wWEFL
Retweeted by David Gibbons @ghazala_khan @QuinnyPig @awscloud HELLO ARE YOU THE FAKE NEWS POLICE? I HAVE SOMEONE TO REPORT. @beajammingh Once I was 8 files deep into references, I lost track of my vim buffers and I slowly walked away. @Eireknight I thought that was the point! All that underrepresented empty red land the middle needed to have a vote… https://t.co/Prib6ypOEZ
1/14
2020
@gavinberriman @USWeatherExpert The real claim boomers have: Stealing the work of others around them. Both those wh… https://t.co/3tL01VxeWi @bleything Thank you for sharing Ben, I can very much relate to being "functional" but while managing stressful and… https://t.co/KLGgqxI0Ri @1Password So I enabled SSO provisioning for my 1password account, I don't see any steps for how to reconcile my ex… https://t.co/RPQQlkwlyr
1/7
2019
In case you were wondering how Republicans feel about protecting our democracy: https://t.co/BIIPe7xtGU
Retweeted by David GibbonsI look forward to the day when I can say we impeached Trump. I don't even care if the #RepublicanTraitors in the… https://t.co/y6BU9At80S
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12/13
2019
Two great friends just got out of code bootcamps here in Portland, anyone hiring junior level or paid internships f… https://t.co/yNd85NuIis
11/25
2019
An indefensible (lifetime) appointment. This bonehead is a racist, misogynistic dunderbrain with exactly zero fucki… https://t.co/rGxPCWkLSp
Retweeted by David Gibbons @mango2092 @nickconfessore @AshaRangappa_ Based on previous data, one would guess somewhere around 33334 books. @DsilverOps @SwiftOnSecurity I agree, can we get trump on the stand under oath? Let's start there. @beajammingh https://t.co/uESDPZowSySeriously @FrontierFios I'm getting sick of the daily outages because of someone else's bad ONT: 178 packets trans… https://t.co/IAa4gJzP6t
11/14
2019
Trump was not "democratically elected" - he lost by 2.9 million votes. He was "constitutionally elected," by an 18t… https://t.co/HDwBUz5L3c
Retweeted by David GibbonsI’m watching with my eight-year-old nephew and telling him that when the Democrats speak...that is the example of r… https://t.co/r2trroZZ4L
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11/13
2019
@ripienaar @dev_el_ops We roll out a new cluster with most changes to any infrastructure level code: New ansible ch… https://t.co/9wmUGfQaKc
10/22
2019
Weird how 6 people die from vaping and the federal government institutes a ban within weeks, but 20 kindergarteners… https://t.co/FPkMX7kW9v
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9/14
2019
@mike_julian @QuinnyPig You should reach out to @JoshDoody and see if he can help you with that conversation. 😂
9/5
2019
angela merkel is all of us. https://t.co/Hs566o4J23
Retweeted by David Gibbons @SoFiSupport @SoFi Trying to apply for a refi with my partner but her account doesn't seem to link up to the applic… https://t.co/uXeaVZYOS8
8/26
2019
*clears throat, taps mic* THE ENTIRE PURPOSE OF THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE WAS TO SOLIDIFY THE POLITICAL POWER OF SLAVE… https://t.co/wzqxbhBEyn
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8/22
2019
@comilla_s @GreatDismal Politics apparently.
8/17
2019
And now a story I've not told before: why I turned down an @awscloud job offer almost two years ago. https://t.co/YQXTK5dOh5
Retweeted by David GibbonsIf you think the response time on your HTTP calls is bad, I just got a 503 via paper mail... 😂 https://t.co/lrGbMeW3zO
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8/8
2019
@ArquetteSisters @okcupid Because you really need ar15s with 100 rnd drums in the country 🙄 @HireVesuvius @okcupid Politics are a required first date topic, if politics don't align it's going to be a very ba… https://t.co/BayCcZ7ssQ
8/6
2019
My opinion on pineapple pizza is Mitch McConnell and Donald Trump need to stop obstructing election security legisl… https://t.co/1nPqb5TJRR
Retweeted by David GibbonsDear every website, I will never ever ever ever ever ever want or allow notifications from you in my browser. Ever.
Retweeted by David GibbonsReagan took the deficit from 70 billion to 175 billion.  Bush 41 took it to 300 billion.  Clinton got it to zero. … https://t.co/yOOnXhFXrx
Retweeted by David GibbonsRussia's biggest ally in its quest to infiltrate America's elections again is Mitch McConnell. https://t.co/fFQvo5tUQz
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7/25
2019
So we’re clear... You affirm that the president is racist and unequivocally supports a White Nationalist agenda. Bu… https://t.co/rqUy0pla1n
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7/16
2019
This country is so much better than this president. And next year we have a chance to prove it.
Retweeted by David Gibbons @hrtablaze @realDonaldTrump Uhm, you mean the comments he started where he specifically called out AOC? Like it's… https://t.co/uKbSyVkLlu @erikhalvorsen18 @VickyPJWard “I’ve known Jeff for fifteen years. Terrific guy. He’s a lot of fun to be with. It is… https://t.co/PAnn9fvGbV @jimonly512 @JayInslee @IlhanMN @AOC @RashidaTlaib @AyannaPressley You mean when the terrorists took over the Malhe… https://t.co/cujNOa8llRIf we can send a man to the moon, we can send a republican to the moon, and someday maybe we can send all the repub… https://t.co/JKe2CtwzKSGive me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free... We hold these truths to be self-evid… https://t.co/mtVbs9Psts
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7/15
2019
EXPERTS HAVE ALREADY SPOKEN. WE👏NEED👏TO👏SECURE👏OUR👏ELECTIONS👏 https://t.co/bEC3aIEuPK
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7/10
2019
Used to pay $5/mo on a small instance for my personal site. Then I discovered Kubernetes and realized my site didn'… https://t.co/5yqXuu3FA2
Retweeted by David Gibbons“Catfight” is the sexist term Republicans use when two adult women happen to disagree with each other. The reason… https://t.co/4FPHUIlp7t
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7/9
2019
@NAVEXGlobal hi, i hope you take this feedback to heart. :) https://t.co/1j0FXPOPr2
Retweeted by David Gibbons @thatgrrlpdx They make anti-drone net shotgun shells for this: https://t.co/wcJ5Ck6mKv
7/8
2019
@QuinnyPig @awscloud Please provide the resulting transcript!.@senatemajldr has made it clear he has no interest in securing our elections. The only logical conclusion is that… https://t.co/XQULvwFZtI
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6/12
2019
@turoczy AKA work from home week.1 in 4 women will have an abortion by age 45. You can sure bet they didn’t get pregnant on their own. It’s time for… https://t.co/gTE1r5mkcS
Retweeted by David Gibbons"ladies and gentlemen" ❌ unnecessarily gendered ❌ overly formal ❌ lengthy ❌ honestly i'm already dozing off "cowar… https://t.co/OPP5PjNy8z
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6/6
2019
@allywalker1 I like how even trump is putting "great president" in air quotes now. @mrxinu @billieeilish But then you wouldn't be watching all the great @billieeilish music videos! https://t.co/itoYdApzdk @jessfraz mmm soft serve bites sound amazing. @Eireknight @TimRipperOwens You don't understand, he's really big in the russian bot farm circles! @jennschiffer I thought I had seen this stand before! https://t.co/Qn1pKj02eXHere's an idea: instead of using taxpayer dollars to rip families apart at the border, find these kids safe and lov… https://t.co/f3hRtu1CU3
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6/5
2019
LOUDER FOR THE FOLKS IN THE BACK. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 @cyen #monitorama https://t.co/gsftoFiQQi
Retweeted by David GibbonsBefore making a rainbow logo, companies should have to upload health care policies, which should include trans- an… https://t.co/bTZs0D0q1k
Retweeted by David GibbonsWhen I lived in Iceland, I found a lump. I had no idea how to navigate finding a doctor, so I went to our show's pr… https://t.co/M4TgfVn5Sh
Retweeted by David Gibbons100 years ago to the day, the Senate ratified the 19th Amendment guaranteeing women the right to vote. Today, Trum… https://t.co/tjvZdYqhE9
Retweeted by David Gibbons @mfdii ls -last is always mnemonic for me when i'm wanting to know about the most recent (last) files.So the pedophiles weren't in the basement of the Washington D.C. pizza parlor that doesn't have a basement. They we… https://t.co/iLqHHJT2rl
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6/4
2019
"Are you pro-choice?" outta be a pre-first date question. Filter out the people who don't respect your right to bodily autonomy upfront.
Retweeted by David GibbonsWhen I was growing up, people got abortions. Desperate women turned to back alley butchers or even tried the proced… https://t.co/QdyJXQbwvp
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5/15
2019
I’ve had a few conversations about work stress lately & I’ve seen a common thread that’s really heartbreaking: It’s… https://t.co/CBgCHO16bF
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5/3
2019
@okcupid There is such negativity and toxicity in in this tweet, do better @okcupid.For the one millionth time: The only thing SNAP households buy more of than non-SNAP households is baby food. Thes… https://t.co/ihD9LVddTw
Retweeted by David GibbonsDo do do, changing all the documentation at work I find from "he" and "he/her" to "they/them".
5/2
2019
Serverless is server less in the same way a beef burger is vegetarian because you didn't personally see the cow being killed.
Retweeted by David GibbonsIf I ever get to interview a Google Cloud exec, I have one question: "Why should we trust Google Cloud to stick ar… https://t.co/ZA4wTcrF0q
Retweeted by David GibbonsImagine you've never heard of a battleship and someone just parked one in your backyard. You get to spend the next… https://t.co/07E9HmiC27
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5/1
2019
I met my wife via online dating. I met a lot of people via online dating. I never: * Sent a picture of my penis… https://t.co/pm6MTaiQoq
Retweeted by David Gibbons @mrxinu I find that if I default everyone to they/them, it comes more natural. Gendering people actually starts to… https://t.co/1FCxBf3Vow @kkuchta The Warded Man series by Peter V Brett. 14 by Peter Clines. Daemon by Daniel Suarez.
4/29
2019
@napatreejeff @robxlii @bdindi74 @fakedansavage It will be in the hands of the state when the DEA declassifies it a… https://t.co/txfY6e8NgIAWS is not about paying for what you use, it’s about paying for what you forgot to turn off.
Retweeted by David Gibbons @mike_julian This gives you so many opportunities to quip about how @QuinnyPig is wearing /your/ shirt though. I me… https://t.co/nzVANbCIIYProtip for people thinking about building a monitoring product: as soon as you say "Everything should have 100% upt… https://t.co/SMs7d55sW0
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4/26
2019
AWSのマネジメントコンソール、temporarily unavailableって出てくるんだけどこんなことあるんやな https://t.co/Cfz2rPbjjz
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4/25
2019
If you need engineers with depth but not breath, consider hiring the undead.
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4/10
2019
@thatgrrlpdx Open to eitherIt'd be a lot easier to get excited about Google products if they'd stop making us feel like gullible idiots when w… https://t.co/WRVy53ZYQa
Retweeted by David Gibbons @PolymorphicProd It's a symptom, not the root cause. Removing Trump alone will not fix or heal our democracy.Putting out feelers for a "friend", anyone hiring any interesting SRE/Devops roles around Portland?
4/4
2019
@mrxinu You look for a Spanish discord server?GOP taking every tweet so earnestly, making my point for me. It’s not an argument against the price of a croissant… https://t.co/KRjuUtiJMw
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4/2
2019
For decades the DEA collected bulk telephone calling records for calls between the US and certain foreign countries… https://t.co/khE5M3rIiH
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3/28
2019
@Mk2Salamnder @mattblaze I've also seen it the other way, missing out on Intel NUC firmware updates caused faults i… https://t.co/lry4xdj4IvHey @hipcampers Whats the point of letting me save things to lists if I can't then share those lists with others? O… https://t.co/WYrAE6vKf1
3/27
2019
@wavebeem I really enjoy that food cart. Especially with double meat and egg.
3/26
2019

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