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especially exceptional at being average 🙃🌈✨ 📸: ig @diamondvictoria, sc @dvictoriaxoxo

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Joined Twitter 4/11/09


I think about this video a lot. https://t.co/ziCu82FAHn
Retweeted by Diamond Victoriai cannot stop. these are are fucking gold. https://t.co/m4wfPSzVqvGonna tell my kids this was Cardi B https://t.co/eHSunJaEZB
Retweeted by Diamond VictoriaGonna tell my kids this was My Chemical Romance https://t.co/Vch0YkBALA
Retweeted by Diamond Victoriamaking a bi-weekly budget for myself has become such a satisfying task since i got a raise at work.
11/20
2019
social media makes you feel bad for trying to save money and mind ur own business 🙃Gonna tell my kids this is Kurt Cobain https://t.co/flOF60QL6A
Retweeted by Diamond Victoriatook a test about my personality and in the ‘anxiety’ category i got 100 🙃 sick.
11/19
2019
New 🔥 - Live Before I Die - (full music video out now) - this is a little snippet from the music video. This song a… https://t.co/dN1jXrHEsT
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11/18
2019
Blessed my feed this morning. https://t.co/HGTVzkcIfy
11/17
2019
everyone always tells me my cat looks terrified and he does but like, that’s what his face looks like and i genuine… https://t.co/4qDS0RYFu2i really appreciate all the strangers who tell me my eyebrows look nice.
11/16
2019
today on ‘i have chronic allergies’ i sneezed so hard i scared my cat and now he’s hiding in the bathroom.FLORIBAMA SHORE BITCH 😍😍😍
11/15
2019
dude idk about you but i never stopped feeling the bern. please let that sweet old man be the president.this guy is just so fucking fanstically funny. 😂 https://t.co/nyRJcNjmIoImagine being high & one of these run up on you https://t.co/uM5mzdhDg0
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11/14
2019
Why can’t I stop eating so much, man https://t.co/AET36PI2Pf
Retweeted by Diamond VictoriaMy secret talent is getting tired without doing anything
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11/13
2019
fuck this dumbass cop. https://t.co/kTx7WsWWG4caught up with my homie @_jckb today and that is MY MOTHER FUCKING DUDE. we went way too long not seeing each other… https://t.co/p7S8Onvhy8super stoked to say that i have finally made my skincare routine totally waste free. no more single use cotton roun… https://t.co/NkbatgnL8c
11/12
2019
casually crying bc 2009 came on.
11/10
2019
L I T E R A L L Y me. https://t.co/nEhWzcB0aFSTART DIGGING FUCKING MOATS 🤘🏽the google home shits on alexa. i am so satisfied i switched over. i’ve honestly been frenemies with my alexa for t… https://t.co/OFHCNCTKR5 @unofficial_ian BAM 😏We won’t forget Sea World to u shut down !! 💦 https://t.co/fM0mL0iQNr
Retweeted by Diamond VictoriaIn case you’re having a bad day, here you go. https://t.co/5UmWd67FfA
Retweeted by Diamond Victoriajust got handed a dispensary bag and the person said nothing when i asked what it was. it was MULTIPLE bags of medi… https://t.co/KJCiwnayht
11/7
2019
i got my boss to start doing yoga and i’m so proud of him ☺️the compound theory. @RaiBonics damn what a hard life. thoughts and prayers.Mercury is in reverse cowgirl again
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11/6
2019
everyone at this stoplight is blazing and i’m so with it.
11/5
2019
dude my bf is a straight up angel. he got my drunk ass out of my costume and tucked into bed last night and told me… https://t.co/ta2HnsJZo3Funniest & Deepest interview about The Walk so far... @TheoVon 🐐keep going https://t.co/61DubRETE9
Retweeted by Diamond Victoriaforever asking my boyfriend if he’s sure he likes me.McRib stands for "My Chemical Romance Is Back"
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11/1
2019
Wanna hear how fucked up the world is ???😂😂😂cardi b has a Grammy 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂and J Cole doesn't 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 https://t.co/V7rvnZg2OE
Retweeted by Diamond Victoria @taylllorx Go to miami
10/27
2019
The dad is a different human lol https://t.co/3gmEfsMlfZ
10/25
2019
i dont understand how everyone in riverdale is fucking and waking up naked in each others beds every day. arent you TEENAGERS?Alyssa Edwards would’ve had such a good verse in read u wrote u if roxxxy didn’t get carried to the top 4. 😪smh
10/23
2019
I have literally been refrshing youtube all day. I am obsessed with you @shanedawson. https://t.co/57OLyFMUkNfor $5 i will write “yikes” under one of your ex’s selfies
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10/18
2019
i really appreciate that i can message @Ayo_Roy at any time and we can gush over drag race.why am i the type of person that naps at 9 pm knowing i will wake up after midnight and will have to fall asleep ag… https://t.co/OxtBxjBAuO
10/17
2019
@DjelaniNaeem LOL whet
10/16
2019
if you don’t keep snacks in ur pockets what are you doing with ur life?
10/15
2019
dear @DelTaco, if i say “no tomatoes” it’s bc i’m allergic and say that to everything that may have them even if i’… https://t.co/mnLysKGnyoTHE WALK ACROSS AMERICA. DAY 183 || CALIFORNIA, 🇺🇸 || 2768/2851 MILES WALKED. I’m either getting better or I’m get… https://t.co/Hz5bUWZ3Ob
Retweeted by Diamond Victoriai didn’t have anything to bring to lunch today so my mans sent me to work with a plate of doughnuts. he’s amazing.When I’m drunk and find a dog at the party https://t.co/x5zISWf1fv
Retweeted by Diamond VictoriaCharlie wasn’t with the bullshit and started throwing hands 😂😂😂😭 https://t.co/fSditlKUdG
Retweeted by Diamond Victoriait's sunday ❤️ https://t.co/qWXz3bdaXv
Retweeted by Diamond Victoriastress is the inability to decide whats important
Retweeted by Diamond VictoriaThe picture does not exist @Sethrogen https://t.co/pj74ATf89S
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10/14
2019
I can’t stop watching this https://t.co/aRJB2QC7XD
Retweeted by Diamond VictoriaMe after taking a million selfies and not one looks good https://t.co/2Ngrf2Upm5
Retweeted by Diamond Victoriawe don’t skip Mac Miller in this car
Retweeted by Diamond Victoriathree years ago today! time flies. https://t.co/fQRXofvVqB
Retweeted by Diamond VictoriaNO GUESTS ON THE LAST DAY. I will walk into ocean alone. Please honor this moment that is going to be one of the mo… https://t.co/Gscp2WvPQk
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10/13
2019
The most rebellious thug I have ever seen. https://t.co/JlkbymNv7D
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10/12
2019
he said fuck ur project. https://t.co/uHuzcyGbo1trying to make myself cry at work so i can send my bf a video of my tears hopefully guilt tripping him into letting… https://t.co/OzCPmVvSFq
10/11
2019
things are so good right now 🙃❤️
10/10
2019
interviewer: can you explain this 5 year gap on your resume me: i was vibing interviewer: really? me: ya literal… https://t.co/EerLZ5o7b5
Retweeted by Diamond Victoriapeople keep saying it’s wedding season and weddings are so fucking annoying.Its officially sweater weather so bringing this gem back https://t.co/v4rIULvYlM
Retweeted by Diamond VictoriaBeing let down by food is 1000x more disappointing than being let down by a human.
Retweeted by Diamond Victoriait is so crazy to me that social media can make you feel left out of something YOU DONT EVEN BELIEVE IN. it makes… https://t.co/7pGckK6IKv
10/9
2019
the raconteurs’ acl set 😍🤤
10/8
2019
this is a reminder to CLEAN UR FUCKING BONG. like at least change the water or set an alarm to deep clean that bitch out please.Happy 6 year anniversary #Bangerz !!!! 🍌 🤘 👅 🖤 Here’s to 6 more years of pissing people off! https://t.co/lkiLkxggP8
Retweeted by Diamond VictoriaAlmond milk walked so oat milk could run.
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10/5
2019
start digging moats.
10/4
2019
i keep having dreams that i have a shitty bf and every night it’s a different shitty bf and i am so over all of the… https://t.co/7Kkr1wFJ5q
10/3
2019
dear england, why the fuck do you have a cake named spotted dick? like why name a dessert that?the 4th ingredient in this probiotic shot i just took is banana puree. I’M ALLERGIC TO BANANAS. FUCK. @DjelaniNaeem Don’t get a mini if you like your balls.
10/2
2019
@DjelaniNaeem Are you asking which one to set on fire first?
10/1
2019
LA, it has been too long ❤️
9/29
2019
It doesn’t matter who you are, if snoop passes you a blunt, you hit that shit. https://t.co/ktN9s6MCaf
Retweeted by Diamond VictoriaWAKE UP! Suck his dick before u do ur makeup! o whateva System of A Down said
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9/28
2019
don’t walk around with yesterday’s shit weighing you down.... metaphorically and literally, like take a morning poo… https://t.co/CWKInLUpwp
9/27
2019
Oh sleep, why must you elude me so. You’re a cruel prick.
Retweeted by Diamond Victoriai wanted to be in bed by now but my parents wanted me to explain cannabinoids, terpenes, and their effects on the b… https://t.co/HajqUqkSvS
9/26
2019
raising canes > raising kids
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9/25
2019
why did @Lane8music have to go so hard in the feels with this @Anjunadeep edition. oh my god 😱😍 my heart is exploding.looking at wedding photos from my trip and no one, not even the bride, noticed that the groom wasn’t wearing socks… https://t.co/96J6gSGFgsMe House Plants 🤝 Extremely sensitive and will die without attention
Retweeted by Diamond Victoriait’s really been bothering me that james charles hasn’t named his dog bc he wanted people to comment suggestions on… https://t.co/Gj8w8T4ZYyWhy walk across America? Why do something great? Why do something beautiful? I want to be my own hero. This a ver… https://t.co/f89FjzTT4p
Retweeted by Diamond Victoria“your tattoos will look ugly when you’re old” bold of you to assume the planet will last that long karen
Retweeted by Diamond VictoriaThree years ago today, THE Alyssa Edwards and THE Tatianna gave the world the most iconic lip sync for your life in… https://t.co/Tp0pllw2Zc
Retweeted by Diamond Victoriai have been overindulging in amazing american fast food since i got back from thailand and i reallllllly need to cu… https://t.co/OkLfobi9eyyou guys there really needs to be an emoji with a happy face giving a thumbs up since we decided emojis can have hands now.my approach to life is really relaxed. it’s a little toooooo relaxed with a side of tacos, but i mean i live a pret… https://t.co/iHcE5alEMv
9/24
2019

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