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#allergictolife 🙃🌈✨but no really, i have allergies. 📸: ig @diamondvictoria, sc @dvictoriaxoxo

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@kScodders true lies
7/7
2020
your consciousness is space and your body is an object that has been dropped into it.
7/6
2020
MAHOGANY FIRE UPDATE: We now know the cause of the Mahogany Fire, which ignited on Sunday and has burned nearly 2,8… https://t.co/8om9k26mm3
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7/3
2020
do you say bless you when your pets sneeze or are you rude
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6/28
2020
if there is a cone in a parking spot to indicate you shouldn’t park there, what makes you think “i’m just gonna run it over”? @Lucyy1620_ girl im fucking ded 💀💀💀 “alpha nod”
6/27
2020
I don’t mean to brag, but mine was free. https://t.co/BBurEaXaCB
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6/26
2020
👀👀👀 https://t.co/A8KYfROlTQgood things coming.more of this please. in the world, on my timeline, everywhere. https://t.co/fpN1Zlq8wnfuck. gary v just tweeted good morning and i am JUST NOW going to sleep. pray for me bc i will be suffering in 3 hours 😞
6/24
2020
@tashacutjapan i couldn’t find them at walmart, smiths, walgreens, or the 99 cent store. i’m gonn check party city… https://t.co/pHWai1ZX8FWHERE DO THEY SELL POP ROCKS?! pls halp me.
6/23
2020
imagine being cher in the 70s https://t.co/MWyl4Vl245
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6/22
2020
people who listen to albums for the first time on shuffle are chaotic.
Retweeted by Diamond Victoria @Lucyy1620_ wash in cold water. put semi permanent red dye directly into your conditioner bottle.
6/12
2020
If the police did their jobs, everyone woud trust them. Ain’t no song called Fuck The Fire Department.
Retweeted by Diamond Victorialegitimately fell asleep on the floor doing yoga. why am i like this?
6/11
2020
this guy at my job answers all the phone calls and says “IT IS A GREAT DAY TO BE ALIVE!” and that’s the kind of ene… https://t.co/f6HO3GyhzA
6/10
2020
@DjelaniNaeem these elections have been a giant game of “who can you not stand a little bit less”my favorite thing to do lately is ask my bf for help, then tell him nevermind, and then yell “i’m an independent wo… https://t.co/W7yHnRwdjD
6/9
2020
just caught myself in a bad mood bc people other than myself want to throw their bad energy around, and you know wh… https://t.co/unou2Tsb2Oi’m really tired of people pretending to be nice and care about people and then turning around to be rude to someon… https://t.co/ygyc18Wpe5 @DjelaniNaeem idk how much harder i can roll my eyes to a “please like, comment, and share” post sent to me from so… https://t.co/6LEmwGcMbfA friendly reminder that Epstein didn’t kill himself.
Retweeted by Diamond VictoriaMake the KKK a terrorist org!!! https://t.co/zuuvGtspNd
Retweeted by Diamond Victoria @DjelaniNaeem 👀👀👀 i wish i could like this 500 more times
6/8
2020
@jaidaehall’s political debate performance was one of the best ever on #dragrace. comedy gold.Herman Munster’s words of wisdom in 1965. Still no lies told... https://t.co/EdAJ0BhrZI
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6/5
2020
Just a friendly reminder to everyone here in Nevada: This year's primary election is next Tuesday June 9th. You sho… https://t.co/ny0jx7E0Nc
Retweeted by Diamond VictoriaI had no idea how organized the Hong Kong protests were. It's about time that we follow their lead https://t.co/69R39YQrlS
Retweeted by Diamond Victoria @fulltimethings @chescaleigh Jewish Guy living in Koreatown message to the LA Police Commission: https://t.co/j7pu0gT61X
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6/3
2020
NEVADA PRIMARY VOTING JUNE 9 NEVADA PRIMARY VOTING JUNE 9 NEVADA PRIMARY VOTING JUNE 9 NEVADA PRIMARY VOTING… https://t.co/fv5SHMktlB
Retweeted by Diamond VictoriaEVERYONE SHARE THIS BEFORE IT GETS MYSTERIOUSLY TAKEN DOWN https://t.co/eHQFxt2LWx
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6/2
2020
At the beginning of #PrideMonth, let us remember Marsha P Johnson, the black trans woman who led the protests that… https://t.co/H7glxlGWgg
Retweeted by Diamond VictoriaI’m watching Nickelodeon with my son and this pops up. 👏👏👏 https://t.co/qah0VXKqk1
Retweeted by Diamond Victoria“it is your duty not to burn your own house down for anger with the enemy. it is your duty to fortify your own hous… https://t.co/j8nu0mv4Nc
6/1
2020
beating up humans for trying to protect their businesses that they have worked hard and sacrificed to build because… https://t.co/iSQsNnV8HE
5/31
2020
signed up for a yoga class next week and that feels so good. i cannot wait.The whole country needs to stop right now and listen to Killer Mike. He’s verbalizing what a lot of us don’t know h… https://t.co/VA6BOnvq2Y
Retweeted by Diamond Victoria @jaidaehall is and always has been incredibly talented, beautiful, and poised. she deserves this crown because she… https://t.co/nfRonIsEPb
5/30
2020
https://t.co/UUBKWpMi2P @DSmoke7 🖤
5/29
2020
@tashacutjapan oh, you are excused! 💁🏽‍♀️going to work is never super exciting but i am very excited to get in my new subaru and drive across town in it 🥳
5/28
2020
Shake It - Metro Station https://t.co/lXWNibbhLl
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5/26
2020
just made a video for window ! enjoy yourself https://t.co/Zscw4K7Qa3
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5/22
2020
ANNIHILATION (LIVE EDIT) @lights https://t.co/SAmvaEoAOm
Retweeted by Diamond VictoriaMe taking my dog to the vet because he’s fuckin sicc https://t.co/sRPMzkbupE
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5/21
2020
wow i really need a tan. i took a selfie yesterday and i am legit a different shade of brown than all of my other p… https://t.co/Sih86D3PAA
5/17
2020
just thought i’d mention i have a 772 credit score and vesta coffee is open again. happy saturday. life is so good. 🙃
5/16
2020
this big, burly, rugged man who spent his days touring in a rock band told me my cookies are “delightful” and i am just so touched 😂An expired friendship is NOT beef.
Retweeted by Diamond Victoriai can’t fucking stop thinking about the shopping cart theory https://t.co/0v2MCtbX47
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5/15
2020
sometimes i really stand around in my kitchen wondering why i’m mixing cookie dough at midnight, but when people i… https://t.co/ujGgDcK6kc
5/13
2020
someone PLEASE make a meme of @joerogan hissing like a feral cat from his podcast with @michaelyo 😂
5/12
2020
whenever i tell someone i did kambo and explain what it’s like, they give me the wildest faces and look at me like… https://t.co/ilByLH4juFGonna get my fatass to look good by July lol
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5/11
2020
“you look healthy” is such a good compliment.Just randomly thought about this Rugrats episode and “give us the booty juice!!” 😂😭💀 https://t.co/x0lNjNM1Kz
Retweeted by Diamond Victoriathis is the kind of shit i like to see on my tl https://t.co/wmCbGT2pvxU miss 100% of the shots u don’t take https://t.co/OiwthAbyCi
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5/7
2020
just a casual mid afternoon drive by shooting at the shop. sick.people are really out here complaining that their total for their weed delivery was less than what their receipt in… https://t.co/LiY22jJVOH
5/5
2020
Y'all, the mask goes OVER your nose.
Retweeted by Diamond Victoriai really didn’t want to go to work today so my bf stuffed all these different bags of chips in my lunch box until i… https://t.co/hMpXOJXaMU
5/4
2020
moths have fucking SCALES that they leave behind that look like dirt like FUCK NO.
5/3
2020
the absolute best part of every week is sitting down after work and eating a proper dinner while watching @RuPaul’s #DragRace 💜
5/2
2020
the first of the month is always so exciting bc that’s when i reread a chapter from @jordanbpeterson’s book “12 rul… https://t.co/yW1QvwM0pui really went into petsmart and spent $140 on WHO THE FUCK KNOWS?! 🙃Me leaving people’s life silently and gracefully https://t.co/Nq6xIUFzRP
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5/1
2020
update: my eye seems fine and i’m kind of bummed about it 🙃 i’m like so over the world being like this and having t… https://t.co/5bcexVVY7pi feel like I’m getting another eye infection and tbh i hope i am so i have a reason to not go to work that they ca… https://t.co/ZuR1oMR3tCFREE AMERICA NOW
Retweeted by Diamond VictoriaThe Hulu layout is so dumb and unnecessarily complicated. What I’m currently watching should be one of the first th… https://t.co/vTV1r1Ptru
Retweeted by Diamond Victoriaamerican woodcock https://t.co/VOXnIQ8ijb
Retweeted by Diamond Victoria @LadyLongface 🥯I just don’t think I should have to choose btwn food and a flat stomach
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4/30
2020
remember when you could smoke a j in the arts district and walk to vesta for coffee and a bite to eat? fuck man 😭I am exhausted 😞
4/24
2020
@mikeyramos__ wow ur profile pic is hawt shit
4/22
2020
@Ayo_Roy it misses you. you’ll be home soon 🖤Carole Baskin killed Jeff Epstein
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4/21
2020
pls enjoy this supercut of @jaidaehall saying chile for 35 seconds https://t.co/fZvtVoCuxx
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4/19
2020
things seems so grim right now but i have so much to look forward to, and for that i am grateful.oh thailand. i miss you.
4/16
2020
if your boyfriend isn’t the most ANNOYING PERSON ON THE PLANET, is he even your boyfriend? 🙄🙄🙄
4/14
2020
“fuck you. fuck authority. i want an orgasm.”
4/13
2020
STOP FUCKING THROWING YOUR GLOVES AND MASKS IN PARKING LOTS AND STREETS, acting like fucking animals
Retweeted by Diamond VictoriaBernie dropped out. Now if only Trump and Biden would drop out.
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4/9
2020
i am so upset. forever feeling the bern. fuck. we fought so hard. 😪
4/8
2020
i have some weed and two days off and i am a happy girl. no quarantine life for me but i am 5000% falling off the f… https://t.co/Dn9kJ9cI73guess who superglued her fucking knife shut 😂😂😂
4/4
2020
Lol Fox invited on the wrong one. Good. https://t.co/L2eIW3dfRr
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4/2
2020
hey could you hold these for a second https://t.co/E05dBsOeNm
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4/1
2020
still haven’t had the chance to sit down and waste a big portion of my life playing the sims and i’m still so mad about it. 🙄🙄🙄
3/31
2020
OH FUCK https://t.co/iaGXQWT5Tv
3/29
2020
idk who’s sitting on their ass rn but get up and do that homework out you told urself you’d do 6 days ago.
3/28
2020
@EriksAwesome you said it 😂people really do not understand what a luxury it is to be able to get weed delivered to them while the entire city… https://t.co/V7VVYaADiD
3/26
2020

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