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Author. MA @Baylor, MSt. @UniofOxford. Non-binary Lesbian (they/them). Cat parent. Former evangelical. Support my work: https://t.co/nzUtDQmq2c

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most of my friends know at this point that they'll end up in an anecdote. https://t.co/Mmcdyfr8OV @UptownSpitMom those tater tots look good tho @DrSprankle ...i have a new book idea...me in the before times whenever friends wanted to stay out past 9 https://t.co/xp0fiXX2X1alcohol poisoning https://t.co/33NQYi4lmsLarry is a good boy. https://t.co/jCPuKPvveR @blackhillsbum more like i have 20 pounds worth of cat who like to sit on me at nightwho needs weighted blankets when you have cats @sarahbwarrender that sucks. sending good vibes for a restful night and for the flare to calm down! @jonah_ven oh fuck, I am so sorry. And yes, that is absolutely a good reason to call out. @KardueM @R_Thomas85 @dansolomon One of the restaurants that burned during the protests here in Minneapolis had a b… https://t.co/mLRJREH9jq @JochiPochi I do but someone already sent me a gift card to my favorite spot!can not believe that flavortown has a better mayor than most major american cities https://t.co/XFSV7wqvN9
Retweeted by Dianna E. Anderson @JesseThorn someone in Minneapolis has a black and white crown vic like that and they've taken a bunch of stick on… https://t.co/GwF1adkaUn @AngryBlackLady It is WILD. They have a display at the front of every car that tells you how fast the train is going. @AngryBlackLady I know you're talking about a movie but fuck yes, absolutely. I *love* train travel so much. I once… https://t.co/P2heTbjg9z @mattvogt That’s a long way from me!someone buy me dinner so i don't have to think about what to cook @partlycloudypat @gina_goldberg My dad likes to spend about $100 on each of us kids for Christmas even though we're… https://t.co/IRQNOAIVA7 @Thalesdisciple A few weeks ago, I took a nap and Georgia was declared during that time. @PaperClippe Right? I love my apartment except for that.(And this pandemic meaning I never leave my place and can wear the same leggings for a week also means I do laundry once a month, max.)right now i'd just settle for in my apartment i have to walk down four flights to the basement and that's currentl… https://t.co/NmyHA0VPsuFriday afternoons are for naps, apparently. At least nothing huge happened during this one, which has been the case during much of 2020.
12/5
2020
@Joi_the_Artist perfection.2000/mo would cover all my bills. As it is, I'm struggling to make it to January. (https://t.co/pLPOH5eZ7k) https://t.co/z2mopi2a4e @IlhanMN I've been unemployed this entire time, and it's run out for me. And we just got notice that the CHAP rent… https://t.co/O84PKs2lbcI have wished @BluehairCoffee "Shabbat Shalom" every Friday evening via text for over a year now. My phone is just… https://t.co/XTUuAnRk6D @BluehairCoffee it's been awhile but i seem to recall a lot of stories from the bible about not praying in public for acclaim @Brainmage I love it so much. The video is AMAZING.😂 https://t.co/Y4zIXveRY3
Retweeted by Dianna E. Anderson @KittenBalerion This is why I have google calendar alerts!! @emmykegler @aritalkstv NICE @Brainmage I have not! Will google now. @Joi_the_Artist hiiiiii rocket! @aritalkstv @emmykegler I have faith in people! @Brainmage RA-RA-RASPUTIN LOVER OF THE RUSSIAN QUEENI say all this because it's a thing I didn't recognize as a symptom of a potential disorder. I thought everyone had… https://t.co/AtguPOV194I've noticed this with the car sharing service I do. I will block out two hours to go to the store because I'm bad… https://t.co/6WBBAyKCEYWhen starting a new project or task that is going to be routine, I will literally make note of how long it takes me… https://t.co/0h4MO5hvsbWhich is why, over the years, I've developed coping strategies and learned to clock how long certain things take so… https://t.co/9SAmzvaGHwI literally have no awareness of time without some external thing keeping track of it for me. It's especially bad w… https://t.co/GcqVHpKGkDThis is why, when I have an appointment or something that interrupts my regular schedule, I set alarms with labels… https://t.co/1JkbYppRGNOnce, in college, I shut myself in one of the lounges in my dorm with a bag of chips and a thing of soda and wrote… https://t.co/HAwsIYxUZ6I have analog clocks in every room in my house, within my sight line at all times, because I will absolutely not no… https://t.co/kLTsgS4Ha0Okay, so this thread? Great. A long read, but it puts into terms something I've struggled with a lot. When my depre… https://t.co/a8m7aP9MnF @emmykegler @aritalkstv reward yourself when the book is finished @emmykegler @aritalkstv No but you said you were going to try itthe spaghetti squash https://t.co/z4NbOoq6Rc @charlotteirene8 What's the laptop? @megaforte84 I love that you had the same bonkers family gifts. We used to do a gift exchange in the family where e… https://t.co/oAPNBxStLK @jessicashortall @gina_goldberg The 10yo got a Kamala shirt. Luckily she knows I'm poor so she knows I'm not the pe… https://t.co/l8Kjy3yYWd @emmykegler @aritalkstv Emmy did you ever end up watching it? @alysonlaurel hahhah that's amazing. Both my nieces love them. I have two large tattoos, so it feels like a complim… https://t.co/jkfYWF0uhA @gina_goldberg once they get personalities you really have to think about it, lolMy niece is 4.5 so I got her some tattoos and a craft kit from crayola and we're good.The fun thing about buying Christmas presents for little kids is that you can just throw a bunch of temporary tatto… https://t.co/46xPYVHcnD @midwestbisexual @dipfef Send it in to @AskAManager! She's really good about preparing scripts! @MileHighBrendan God yeah, I will find myself thinking about that test I have to study for and I'm like...no I don't.Friends familiar with the UK puberty blockers case, does Keira Bell use she/her or they/them pronouns? @erinarlinghaus oh wow, I've never gone back that far. Occasionally I end up back in high school going "I'm 34 and… https://t.co/qVp5Q9YcRV @erinrjohnson3 Mine are usually "you've gone back to school for another master's degree!" and I'll wake up and have… https://t.co/3ci2X4drtlHad another of my regular anxiety dreams last night where I've gone back to grad school but skipped all the lecture… https://t.co/dt5aTD4JmF @Spoolses oh god @midwestbisexual @dipfef I think a lot of it is purely just millennials and younger are more willing to just click… https://t.co/pMJIouxcny @dipfef @midwestbisexual at my last job, I got called a tech wizard because I was good at googling and figured out… https://t.co/WhsHkz83zT @macbethann Is Cortland white? Cause that name screams white. @charlotteirene8 Boooo that sucks. Mine is just no longer suited to the work I need it to do. @macbethann I HEARD ABOUT HIM @charlotteirene8 It is. I'm hoping the replacement I get will last me longer than a couple years. :| @charlotteirene8 Same. @hannahnpbowman @AnaMardoll I've been thinking about this a lot in relationship to the mask mandates. Here in Minne… https://t.co/rHkxNkygZ5Also, you should read about how the FBI killed him. He was asleep in bed, possibly drugged with sleeping pills. Th… https://t.co/cJINS4BNLq @bluesmurftaco @dbastemeyer i approve @dbrauer There's also the English: jump the queue.His Rainbow Coalition, which did bring together poor whites under class consciousness to fight racism AND poverty,… https://t.co/rmrugoxL7mFred Hampton was a young black man who was a leader in the Illinois Black Panther Party. He brokered a peace betwee… https://t.co/4XSRv6JoIl...you made an article on Fred Hampton ... about white people. https://t.co/8L37Yr9nYPme, casually watching TikToks: "awwww this wife got her hubby kitties!" *spots a Thin Blue Line flag in the backgr… https://t.co/b94aM7rHFf @brookstravis Yes @EmExAstris @priellan YUP, lol The very next summer they let me go see Sixth Sense without them, lol @EmExAstris @priellan 95% of people my age know the scene because it was the source of much middle school gossip @EmExAstris @priellan y'all are making me feel old @priellan lol your choice! @priellan Here ya go: https://t.co/6e0fNwNDLcOh oh and one last one. Armageddon. Went with the family. I was 12. Mom was seated between me and my brother. We g… https://t.co/MxhckOECsE @RhemaBoyo that sounds awesome. @amfaraday I am amazed my conservative parents let me see it. Then again, it's what started my deep love of film, so. @BluehairCoffee This sounds about right for you.Oooh, there's also the time I talked my parents into buying a ticket to go see The Sixth Sense when I was 13. my th… https://t.co/AXqfuFZDWkAlso, that same year, I talked a bunch of my new Baylor classmates into going to see Twilight and proceeded to just… https://t.co/chKXPJLPfQI saw Slumdog Millionaire in an advanced screening in Austin, TX, at a place where each of the theaters was themed… https://t.co/OzYFa6GtbD @Karnythia woohoo! @Quiara @EmCohen_ @telushk Man is one of the top Karl Barth scholars in America. Terrified of a condiment. @EmCohen_ @Quiara @telushk I had a professor in college with a PHOBIA of ketchup. He ate lunch in the cafeteria wit… https://t.co/9wikURbt6W @BluehairCoffee @spooky_hobbit yeah, she's still very obviously a kitten but much more in line with the size she should be! @spooky_hobbit I usually don't? @spooky_hobbit I always assume it was in error and they didn't notice. @BluehairCoffee aawwwwww @BluehairCoffee well that's boring
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2020

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