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LisaLou @dirtydancer72 South West, England

Brexit was not my idea!! I swear loads. I bake loads. I quite often do both at the same time! PLEASE WEAR A MASK, you ugly twat! #FBPE #remain #chronicpain

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Joined Twitter 4/26/09


@miffythegamer Dry sponge, the kind you wash with, not eat! I can’t touch it, it makes me feel sick, but once it’s wet, I can cope! 🤷‍♀️
9/24
2020
According to original alert system, we should be back in lockdown! https://t.co/CHLE6kX6fA
9/21
2020
@RobertWimbles @Elizabe18517416 Into children are we grandad?! @JrBurris3 @Elizabe18517416 @BobbieWaterman Too young for you, you dirty old pervert
9/13
2020
@Schadenfury 3 drawers worth, according to my hubby!
9/8
2020
@crooksuprmarket @acatcalledkeith We always said “peg it” too!
9/6
2020
My stupidly talented son-in law! https://t.co/KRkhwXccJj @camisyfl @bchapman1971 She’s been found Barry, thanks xx @camisyfl @bchapman1971 That’s great, thanks Barry!
9/1
2020
London friends, please share x https://t.co/7Snt1m3Lhd @JakeAlfaro80 By the brand name, unless I’m referring to them collectively, then it’s “fizzy drinks”
8/31
2020
@varindersingh24 Mushrooms!
8/24
2020
@DrewLawDesign Chicken - Crispy @djcj1972 Ditto, just get through each day as it arrives 😘 @djcj1972 How’s you lovely? Xx @miffythegamer Both my kids knew very early on that “coming out” wasn’t necessary. Just bring your boyfriend/girlfriend home to meet us.
8/23
2020
I’m back to work Monday, after 5 months off! Mixed emotions. Can’t wait to get back into a routine but health probl… https://t.co/bwrwr6hB8U @getnorthern @Feartycat What a beautiful room!
8/22
2020
Jam spread first then big dollop of clotted cream! https://t.co/GKurfqrh63 @sazmeister88 @JackWDart Yes! Jam them big dollop of clotted cream! @richardodurrant Reported @Welshwhippet Season 2 is simply perfection. @Welshwhippet https://t.co/kJHwapMW34 @turbotruth @AntifaRaising @LynneWagy @TotalBogie @il_scorcho @ttid96 @Gills0208 @CanyonCardigan @kaydentonitagm1https://t.co/PVUSNeHTtU
8/21
2020
@Isitjus94846251 @GaryWat35295482 @_granadato @Stayathomemum6 https://t.co/vPCkQxIcl6 @MirandaMcCorm17 @snoozlessnow @mattkeeb @HilaryHowell10 @Stayathomemum6 They also may be able to speak English? Ma… https://t.co/m1MsBJvV9RBritain was the colonial power in Sudan, which is the centre of a huge refugee crisis; you need an exit visa to lea… https://t.co/J0lVJ6ZTTg
Retweeted by LisaLou @Schadenfury Yeah, these were cousins and I’ve not seen them for years. I can live without them 😊 @Schadenfury It’s so hard. But I’d rather not have those kind of people in my life, family or not 🤷‍♀️ @Schadenfury I’ve just removed 2 relatives from Facebook for posting horrible things about refugees. @inkib I don’t know you Ben, but your tweet somehow made it to my timeline and made me cry. I hope that your journey from now is peaceful x
8/20
2020
@joeheenan Mushrooms! Dirty feckers! @GavsterNo1 @joeheenan Oh give over. No one and I mean no one, is allowed to dislike Only Fools! It’s illegal, and… https://t.co/MMuvv4HCN7 @NeilJamesPeter1 @joeheenan I thought it was illegal to dislike Only Fools? I mean, I’m pretty sure it is! @greggwatson90 Originally from Middlesex, but been in Wiltshire for 18 years 😊
8/19
2020
@slaveto5cats I actually don’t 🤷‍♀️ maybe because I rarely encounter anyone I find more attractive than my husband 😊
8/18
2020
@varindersingh24 Prison hooch! @RETEU3 For me it’s Prince. He was simply amazing!
8/15
2020
@ElaineYoung94 Umm I have questions!I’m too sexy for my kids. Awkward https://t.co/QoXzFoT2vQ @265kay @DrewLawDesign @Justbwc @ms_czapla @TracymOshea I’ve also got a beard!
8/14
2020
@slaveto5cats https://t.co/1J2V1JNDJg @DrewLawDesign Like, basil & mandarin @Nimbusyosh Meet Freya (black) & Eva 😊 https://t.co/WyTfdPJryZ @stimmopaul1 Because generally when you’re in Spain, you’re on holiday 😂 not working, cold beer to hand, pool/sea to jump into 🤷‍♀️ @slaveto5cats Jesus Christ! 😂😂 @DrewLawDesign Round, with a belt on! 😂
8/13
2020
@JakeAlfaro80 47 😊 @ScarboroCurtain @DaveFairweathe4 @jon_bartley If you’re going to try and quote the law, at least learn the law properly first! @SAMiCURE I bought a mat and for ages Minnie wouldn’t lie on it, last 2 days she’s realised she loves it. Also boug… https://t.co/rXOysl1ih2 @SAMiCURE Bless her. Have you tried a cooling mat?It’s time we made the Englishman the thick one in Englishman, Scotsman and Irish man jokes isn’t it.
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8/11
2020
@blackdogday69 @M477OLI Not willingly on her part!
8/10
2020
@stephenmilesDP I’ve just downloaded PlantSnap 😊 @pokeefe1 Indeed! Although, I knew that really, I’d have to be an idiot to not know that after 35 years 😂😂 @pokeefe1 Wow! Of everyone on here, I was not expecting you to answer that! Hidden talents big guy xox thank you 😊Need help identifying my houseplant? Anyone have any idea? https://t.co/s9MOpbU7zB
8/9
2020
@rob_maughan @davywilss @jclanoe @ivorsawbottom @pritipatel They really don’t understand, do they! 🤷‍♀️ @happyjack1981 Billy Connolly @kat_cary Look, it’s just a finger, I’ll wiggle it about a bit and see whose balls I find up there. @Sarf_London @gavinthomas2015 I’m 47 and can’t wink 😉 @DineshDSouza You’re talking out of you arse!
8/8
2020
@RETEU3 People in the comments of the original post, feeling the need to state its fake! 😂😂 and they’re allowed to vote! @DrewLawDesign Didn’t you win Eurovision a few years back?
8/7
2020
@Schadenfury I’d aim it at farage while he’s standing on that bloody beach 😂 @OliverLisamarie How else would you eat them??This cohort of absolute fuckers have had their fingers in the tax coffers in the middle of a pandemic. People have… https://t.co/Uh0UN2NI6V
Retweeted by LisaLou @ArunKapur333 Looks fab! @DrewLawDesign @ooAjCoo Villa Rullan 😉 @Social_Lindy I definitely think I won’t bother in future, got used to seeing myself without it, not sure it’s an i… https://t.co/kmw0eyDkqP @MinnieMaxPugs @HamiltonPug @timmyopug Hello Minnie, lots of love from Minnie 😊 https://t.co/uFGL2xH1fq @pennymo72103550 @hall_roger Bet he still wears a seatbelt! I’ve no time for these idiots, just making themselves l… https://t.co/zroRVzs6fF
8/6
2020
@pokeefe1 😘😘 @pokeefe1 I’m honoured 😂 @DrewLawDesign Do you have any idea what you’re doing Boris? @jameshall257 😂 just a bit of mascara from now on! @jameshall257 Honestly! When you get used to seeing yourself without makeup, any amount you put on looks too much!I’ve not worn make up for 4 months now, until a few days ago where I thought I’d make myself look “pretty”. Fuck me… https://t.co/MHPKagp8vD @jameshall257 @Independent 😂😂
8/5
2020
I’ll find common ground with Brexit supporters when I hear, en masse ‘we are sorry, we realise not only did we fuck… https://t.co/mIk3QhS5Wn
Retweeted by LisaLou @helenmallam Is there another way?
8/3
2020
@EvetsBr0 @sallydipple @cathsard Beautiful!This. https://t.co/r1llsfPg3QI hope you turn down hospital treatment, if needed! While I wouldn’t miss you, I’ll be fighting tooth and nail to s… https://t.co/3gICQx7vii @DrewLawDesign Tweet while you sheet @DrewLawDesign DJ House LisalouDid I mention how good looking he is too? Proper tasty! https://t.co/HRSJbeAm8c @jameshall257 It is! Although in my house, they’re pink jobs! Blue jobs are cutting the grass, putting out the bins, washing up etc.. 😂😂 @jameshall257 I guess you’ll just have to be the best hubby you can be instead! 😘 @jameshall257 Is your hubby crap? 😂Egg & hash brown toasted sandwich in bed! My hubby is better than yours! https://t.co/uLxwLDpgrv
8/2
2020
@crapolatombola Yep. When people see me walk to the shop “fine” but limping home. They look at me as I’m making it up 😂 @cricketwyvern Isn’t this how it’s always been reported? The numbers are never all from the last 24 hours, but that… https://t.co/bpXncX6H7L @mostly_grumpy My husband was not in Burma, but he swears by tea to cool him down 🤷‍♀️
8/1
2020
My fabulous son in law! This boy has so much talent it hurts! https://t.co/30ivmnnunt @bp one of your petrol stations I believe! Some people are just awful human beings! https://t.co/7lQJf2f6fOThey’ve no fucking idea what they’re doing! https://t.co/X1hPCoXrQs @Beany_1 😂🤭😆😂😂 https://t.co/EVxZsOBiSN#FollowBackFriday Who would like a follow for a follow? #FBPE
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7/31
2020

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