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Disabled Turtle @DisabledTurtle Australia, Melbourne

my nama jeff will always be the best meme

296 Following   95 Followers   806 Tweets

Joined Twitter 7/18/14


@LilNasX This is what he meant when he said he had the horses in the back
6/3
2020
i hope everyone posting saying “violence is not the answer” keeps the same energy watching this https://t.co/JQI16DOYAS
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6/1
2020
girl gets corona virus: omg am i gonna die boy gets corona virus: https://t.co/bc2Q200C57
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3/15
2020
@ColdOnes @bbnomula @anything4views in the mosh https://t.co/7f5PD4g5QP
3/9
2019
@TerryTheBuneary Dummy thicc.
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12/13
2019
@NickAntonyan https://t.co/2vH07Cj1sV
11/28
2019
They put me on the local news, kinda funny. https://t.co/fTG9OTxWq9
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11/26
2019
I lost it when he licked his hand https://t.co/YktVwohYPT
Retweeted by Disabled TurtleOn the first picture i was 11 and on the second picture im 20. crazy how much progress can happen in only 47 years… https://t.co/3ZE5IE7Tyo
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11/7
2019
Tom Brady going into his sons bedroom at 2 am to kiss him on the lips https://t.co/xaJxpR0WMv
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11/4
2019
blind people will be over the moon when they see this https://t.co/fZ1f85nWv5
Retweeted by Disabled TurtleOnly OGs remember https://t.co/JIz2PUzBwL
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10/30
2019
The CoD community after making it through another off-season https://t.co/XScZukRLsa
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10/23
2019
“Why did you murder those people” Joker: https://t.co/q99z2Arj1N
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10/11
2019
im goin to mcdonalds yall want anything? https://t.co/GrXsbJOkIe
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9/22
2019
No one: Absolutely no one: Me defusing the bomb in Search and Destroy: https://t.co/F2IsItM3k3
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9/19
2019
Never Forget a day that lies in infamy. #NeverForget911 https://t.co/RmgTnfKwIt
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9/12
2019
Pennywise in the mirror maze https://t.co/9kUKZFcI79ight imma head out https://t.co/2OIPPgsgqt
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9/9
2019
I’m spitting mud out my ass
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9/3
2019
You look so good in yellow @richbrian https://t.co/AuM7gxHJoc
8/31
2019
https://t.co/QdrwfVtlWF
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8/29
2019
the hero that Gotham needs https://t.co/flsGJRZLCg
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8/24
2019
When your meme won’t die, damn that shit sucks https://t.co/2SNU11uSqn
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8/22
2019
@MattJLarter @gomvfc Wtf wait what
8/16
2019
This shit is better than percs u rappers gotta try this https://t.co/2yg5MiusFH
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8/12
2019
Here we go again Boomers: video games glorify violence Video games: https://t.co/3yOkVPM5Hq
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8/6
2019
hes calling lester https://t.co/k3iXdlgXOP
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8/5
2019
i saw this on the tl and straight up thought i had a girlfriend https://t.co/4lHB6Am4M8
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7/29
2019
@MattJLarter @CCMariners Ouchie my eyes
7/24
2019
my bank account 7 months ago vs. now. thankful for the blessings. ✨ https://t.co/et7uKS7I4c
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7/4
2019
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6/24
2019
@MattJLarter @gomvfc Their voices are funny as
5/30
2019
@aucheezy Me looking down at the porn video disgusted post nutto be... to... to be continued... https://t.co/CY2eHBT4BB
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5/24
2019
⚪️WHITE OCTANE GIVEAWAY⚪️ 🔑 worth 100 keys to enter: ⚫️follow me (@amustycow)⚫️ 🔵retweet🔵 🔴like🔴 winner picke… https://t.co/ODJ1mjkyyL
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5/10
2019
Xbox
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5/4
2019
Avengers endgame spoilers without context #Endgame #AvengerEndgame https://t.co/YgzxVYVbdX
4/25
2019
https://t.co/pD1NDtl8tT
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4/10
2019
https://t.co/K8YOhpG8fv
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4/3
2019
@DismattyTC What
3/30
2019
#CaptainMarvel Spoilers with no context https://t.co/WSWRkuAoOk
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3/6
2019
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO https://t.co/oBL8rGqL6k
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3/3
2019
What's up guys, I'm giving away a couple codes for #AnthemGame just RT and make sure you're following (Australia &… https://t.co/F9cvHOWarG
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2/23
2019
This is truly one of the most horrifying videos I’ve seen in my entire life. https://t.co/ZOnO9yHQln
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2/13
2019
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2/6
2019
Still my favorite tweet of all time https://t.co/vKsyXUcsC1
Retweeted by Disabled TurtleOla doing Ola things #MVFC #OurVictory https://t.co/lw9nWATQ3b
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1/27
2019
Leaving this right here https://t.co/pIFFFo0UJJ
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1/13
2019
@gomvfc @MattJLarter first loss with a photo of elvis
1/9
2019
Had this on pre order since the first game was released late last year. Cant wait :) 🐰 https://t.co/Yo3Bs635cn
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1/5
2019
Handsome Thanos. https://t.co/KyluojnKxs
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1/3
2019
The best game ever! ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
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1/1
2018
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Retweeted by Disabled Turtle📍me | | | _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ | 📍 Farding and… https://t.co/MTV8QWqNhG
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12/28
2018
@MattJLarter @gomvfc Oh yeah that was goodWho in the F*CK hired this dude to work with kids. DEF doesn’t pass the eye test tho huh? https://t.co/n9YuA3S0A6
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12/27
2018
@MattJLarter @gomvfc Well this is a little bit funny
12/25
2018
when he loses health he eats them https://t.co/AK6EfVhMGI
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12/21
2018
@gomvfc Toivonen 21 minutes
12/19
2018
me: stop fucking barking my dog: https://t.co/o7t0XdOc2o
Retweeted by Disabled Turtle @kathasty Guys really live in apartments like this and don't see any issue https://t.co/o4Q06x0cqt
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12/15
2018
@maxmoefoe just upload those left over videos to pornhub if YouTube will remove them?
12/11
2018
I can't play Red Dead Online without being shot every 10 seconds.. but apparently moments like this happen 🤠 https://t.co/tIo0o93ONs
Retweeted by Disabled Turtle @MattJLarter @ALeague Is that goalie good
12/4
2018
oh fuck https://t.co/BLRrvgc6QU
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11/29
2018
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11/20
2018
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Retweeted by Disabled Turtle @AUCheezy Bro at the nandos near southern cross they took the lids off
11/13
2018
hate when this happens https://t.co/ctIlK4ZWzL
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11/11
2018
Lester please just leave me alone man https://t.co/zErLbLSd66
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10/27
2018
Note to self: no more house parties. https://t.co/4VmeJbnnoZ
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10/22
2018
they're related idiot https://t.co/p9cK4q6M1i
Retweeted by Disabled TurtleHoly shit https://t.co/oWFhLoBwI3
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10/21
2018
waiting for miranda cosgrove to text me https://t.co/m0AzBVK0IQ
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10/20
2018
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Retweeted by Disabled Turtle @MattJLarter @JWorldAlive Yeah but some coins bitch #paytoplay
10/15
2018
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9/24
2018
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9/22
2018
I'm digging this new Ali-A intro tbh https://t.co/Z3usKqYh2f
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9/1
2018
the worst surprise you could possibly get https://t.co/MRbD105X4j
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8/31
2018
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8/27
2018
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8/26
2018
@soundslikepizza Bloody legend
8/9
2018
@PTeshMate choose your fighter https://t.co/nIqYJr8rne
Retweeted by Disabled Turtle @AUCheezy You better live stream it cause I don’t have a PlayStationMight fuck around and buy a snow cone maker for me and my thots
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8/5
2018
@AUCheezy You don’t needa licence to drive a sand which.
7/30
2018
Oh... https://t.co/OUg49t6Cxg
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7/23
2018

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