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This “Matrix” film. It’s just. This scenario, with robots. As President. I will keep this from happening.
Retweeted by Bijou Drains▫️ MY SON CHRIS WAS SHOT AND KILLED IN ISLA VISTA, CA IN 2014. I voted for @JoeBiden ... because he has prioriti…
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If you need assistance, look here @KellyannePolls Sure "Anonymous"Wanna watch Superbad with me, Jonah Hill, Michael Cera, Bill Hader and MORE?? Well, you’re in luck!
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Retweeted by Bijou DrainsIn better news, with the help of my collective, Molasses Chicago I’m launching the Trans Self Defense Series starti…
Retweeted by Bijou DrainsFact check: Migrant children separated by the Trump administration during Zero Tolerance came with their families,…
Retweeted by Bijou Drains @JasonMillerinDC @realDonaldTrump @POTUS How much are you stealing from the campaign like Parscale? @TheOnlyDetox The word is that it's some cheap ass stuff called "Bronx Colors". No I am not making that up. @FloridaManly Let's build a time machine. @chrissteinplays We need Shelley Hack to corral him off stage.Back to talking my shit 💀💀💯
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@hfmuddjr @seanspicer @realDonaldTrump @JoeBiden Hold down a regular job apparentlyGonna post the pilot of @SadoPsychShow #sadopsychiatrist on my YouTube for Halloween! Stay tuned for details!
Retweeted by Bijou Drains @mikeymusto Even if he was, his body count ain't nowhere near Tr*mp's.Hey trans sibs. If you are are experiencing difficulties voting because of your ID or whatever bs reason please cal…
Retweeted by Bijou Drains @golikehellmachi When he thrusts that lower jaw out, you know he's stressed af. @opulence_black @uneedashanita @Pillsbury I'm still seeing them over on the east coast. @_iamalterego_ @abhora_sucks @JSJdarling He was shitty to Edie and alternately mocked her and froze her out.Trump’s Director of National Intelligence is a partisan hack.
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@GOPChairwoman @realDonaldTrump Ronald McDonald is gonna be yeeted out of her job on November 4th @chrissteinplays Too old for him.Louis was used to getting up for his morning walk at 10. But the schedule has changed and morning walk time is now…
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@abhora_sucks @coldslutsonfire Hear me out: it should be animated.We're never returning to normal. We're building something new.
Retweeted by Bijou Drains @Liz_Wheeler Sounds awesome @UweBollocks I spy William Marshall over there. God bless that man who was Blacula, Dr. Daystrom, and the Original King Cartoon. @MrCamW The Cabin in the Woods @BeardOfRiker @DWUhlfelderLaw We have nothing. I walked away from 28+ years in my district because we were given n… @BostonSue72 @DWUhlfelderLaw And Jared Kushner graduated from Harvard. The Ivy League is a scam. @BeardOfRiker @DWUhlfelderLaw They've shut down an elementary and a high school in my county. And quarantined the… @JoeBiden ON BRO WE TALKING GOOD SH!T TODAY 🔊😤😤
Retweeted by Bijou Drains @mitty1376 @mercifuln8 @CBNNews He looks like Jeff Sessions got into Mr. Burns's skull-expanding brain tonic.wanna feel old? look in the mirror ya fuckin. fuckin dinosaur. haha old ass bitch
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Retweeted by Bijou Drains @ParkerMolloy The same newspaper that published a picture of John Lennon's corpse on the front page? @JenKirkman Yep. Saving "crab rave" for another day.not wearing them like that no
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Alright listen. The man vows to, and this is real, "Get Rich Or Die Tryin'." It stands to reason, this singular goa…
Retweeted by Bijou Drains @PaulaDunnBrown1 Rick Scott and Marco Rubio. What do I win? @blainecapatch The camo bedspread is...well..."Who had the greatest lipsync of all time?" The Pope:
Retweeted by Bijou Drains @GwenGraham @GovRonDeSantis We were never even given a choice. We just have to navigate this Pandemic by ourselves… @GeoRebekah These guys' TLs are ...a lot. And academics sharing Daily Fail links? Okaaaaay... @FrankConniff @MJMcKean OMG they included 1941!!!!Gang can we, as a nation, cool it
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@pattonoswalt @JoeBiden Since 'Sabotage' is canon, Joe Biden is now part of the Star Trek Universe. @ChuckGrassley but u can take an electric car u know where @TheDarbyLynn @kirstiealley We preferred Robin Curtis as Saavik too. @shaylakraze @TrumpWarRoom LOL if he's smart, witness protection. @TrumpWarRoom Like how Bradley Parscale tried to '86' his wife?In pursuit of herd immunity, ⁦@GovRonDeSantis⁩ is willing to sacrifice Florida’s seniors. Seniors know the truth,…
Retweeted by Bijou Drains @danagould Nothing says delicious cereal like the spectre of Peter Lorre. @mitty1376 @kirstiealley There is only one Saavik. edited TRUMP into the WAP video and it's 😂😂😂💯💯💯👍
Retweeted by Bijou Drains @MSignorile We don't have the ability to recall a governor but if we did, he would've been out on his ass before summer. @kayleighmcenany @realDonaldTrump This is my company's data. You're wrong. Republicans are just cannibalizing their…
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Retweeted by Bijou DrainsYour regular reminder that a corgi crossed with any other breed just ends up looking like a corgi disguised as the…
Retweeted by Bijou Drains @JuddApatow Hell, Robyn Curtis was better than Kirstie. @SWAtlasHoover Reporting this psychotic shit @TwitterSafety @ChuckWendig Someone gave my 9-year old stepson a 5-Hour Energy Drink one year and my husband winged at the side of their house.
I am the Governor's Deputy Digital Director. I see everything that is said about and to her online. Every single…
Retweeted by Bijou Drains @DWUhlfelderLaw It's taken a physical and emotional toll him. Good. @Ryan0666 @marcmaron Me to JFK Jr today @PamBondi @TeamTrump @WomenforTrump Don't get COVID PatUkanipo.
Retweeted by Bijou DrainsDang, you made it to October 2020. You're a whole lot stronger than you probably thought you were.
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Retweeted by Bijou Drains🎃 Trick or treat 🎃 Thank you for being a (ghoul)friend. Get your tickets now and save 20% !…
Retweeted by Bijou DrainsMade it on Fox News for my Kanye and Kourtney tweet 😂 The amount of idiots bashing me and defending them is astound…
Retweeted by Bijou Drains @JoshCrewsReally Extreme, Orlando FLBobcat Goldthwait, Laraine Newman, Bob Odenkirk, Dana Gould, Maria Bamford, Baron Vaughn and More to Perform Plan 9…
Retweeted by Bijou Drains @AnandWrites Pretty sure "Perdue" means "Raw Chicken Teeming with e-Coli"Let's go Brevard! Complete your ballot & get it in!!!
Retweeted by Bijou Drains#COVID19 Shit is about to hit the Fan . #publichealth told us get our shit together before Flu Season . People lis…
Retweeted by Bijou Drains @nemesislacroix ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️ @HamillHimself @PhilEhr LOL Matt Gaetz is having a bad day.
@kibblesmith LOL what a day for Matt. Luke Skywalker literally hates him and Trump forgot his name.Donate today to help me defeat... Rick Gates:
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Retweeted by Bijou Drains @nikkifried If we had the ability to recall a governor, DeSantis would be trying to navigate the unemployment site by now. @golikehellmachi Florida is The Bad Place. @golikehellmachi It's what DeSantis deserves. We really need the ability down here to recall a governor. If we'd… @GeoRebekah @AndrewSolender @DWUhlfelderLaw LOL I want a live video feed tight shot of DeSantis's face during election night.Y’all me must’ve missed the “progressive Democrat” part. Delete this and F off.
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Retweeted by Bijou Drains @seerubyfalls @kenklippenstein I know some amazing college teachers. @boobarrymore That browbone highlight--i can't stop looking at it @blainecapatch For a moment I got confused and thought you were talking about Arnold Ziffle, but he would've been P… @JoeBiden town tall feels like watching Walter Cronkite anchoring the news. It feels like Robert Osborne intro…
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Retweeted by Bijou DrainsSo just so I follow this story: Hunter Biden, who lives in Los Angeles, decides to fly 3000 miles across country,…
Retweeted by Bijou Drains @AnnaForFlorida @HamillHimself He once liked a reply I made to another account and I lost my mind.
everybody thought they got suspended for saying that thing
Retweeted by Bijou Drains @mitty1376 @JasonMillerinDC Hunter looking like a fucking Zaddy while Jason looks like a meatball with a consultancyHere is the info you will need to #BoycottNBC @comcast Do not forget #PhilGriffin and @cesarconde_ Please #RT
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