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she/her. three lizards in a people suit.

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Joined Twitter 12/1/11


@Sweetart2517 @CoriBush @j2CC1 Idk that’s so weird because I don’t remember your mortgage on your investment proper… https://t.co/d1YFBeEWil
8/1
2021
Everyone retweet please. I'm so fucking depressed and exhausted. Nowhere on any of my channels do I support violent… https://t.co/Ey6mbiXfuH
Retweeted by Intimidation Crab (vaxxed n' rdy 4 panic attacks) @shaun_vids Sincerely thought this was a shit post along the lines of ‘scrimblo male.’ Astounding.
7/30
2021
@bipimbop @ChudRedux @hilaryagro @murderxbryan Actually, it was! This is just for NJ but if you search something al… https://t.co/EzmCyzqJhu @bipimbop @ChudRedux @hilaryagro @murderxbryan https://t.co/zdoSkqqISf @Brendelbored @hotboijuice10 just thought you might like to see this
7/29
2021
@mstratford @SpeakerPelosi @SenSchumer how do I opt out of my portion that goes towards turning little brown kids into corpses?
7/28
2021
@mama_gets_it @ManiacDrapto @BLKLiberation84 See also: https://t.co/A9JH6aygm5
7/25
2021
@sewgiib my man about to risk it all again @hasanthehun @lilnas Crossover episode when??
7/23
2021
@_miragemage Don't put it in cold water. Hold it under running room-temperature water. If your skin is sloughing of… https://t.co/nnN8kGxPG1
7/20
2021
@hasanthehun log off king https://t.co/9tXyNuUMuZ
7/17
2021
@ABC the ecologically apocalyptic content of this post and the cutesy way ABC chose to present it, I'm..........
7/14
2021
so true bestie https://t.co/PiRy1456Xc
7/12
2021
@Pontifex https://t.co/McGvs5kfqX @nytimes wow NYT this is sick, I hope you get well soon
7/11
2021
@STRWBERRYHALO no but we used to have midterms written over yellow-page transfer paper and my friends all carved bi… https://t.co/vWAVxOYPGb
7/10
2021
@CNN We collectively didn’t drive our cars for the majority of 2020, but CNN will really still be out here like ‘ju… https://t.co/UG1NvloMmC
7/7
2021
@WhiteHouse The absolutely rancid vibes of this. Astounding. @mosseri "Youtube and TikTok are making a lot of money I think I should be making. I think the only form of 'entert… https://t.co/1ALBWNba1T
7/2
2021
@hotboijuice10 - Tony Soprano, Sopranos Sequel (2024)
7/1
2021
Seeing a lot of the old ‘subtext is the best lgbtq+ can expect in movies’, and I want to remind you that’s not true… https://t.co/z1ljE4rQAk @OneCraftyBoy post it you coward, the daddies need to know we appreciate them
6/20
2021
now that' what i'm talking about https://t.co/CxKuKWTdibmy mom works for an Amazon cafeteria and she thinks his name is Jezos Bezos https://t.co/c5rsnKPCFw @chrisfluming Chris you were the last show I saw before the pandemic closed everything and you will be the first sh… https://t.co/owzABjpY1K
6/19
2021
@bopinion all you need to know about this article is that it is written from the perspective of a person who sees h… https://t.co/wQcaq75G6u
6/18
2021
@2gay2lift Okay but for a moment I thought maybe you made it by accident and you were drawn to eat it like the firs… https://t.co/TZ3YHY9e19
6/15
2021
https://t.co/oNCDP0ZIkO @AndrewSolender so true bestie @hugolowell bold of McConnell to imagine his decrepit, rotting body and soul will last two more years
6/14
2021
@theymerSophie This was really great! It's also really cool that you had an artist create a wicked rad image for th… https://t.co/qsft3OkgOu @FluxCapacityInv @APompliano except these same people are allowed to avoid taxes based on the perceived value of th… https://t.co/yVdMVGLBT3 @FluxCapacityInv @APompliano lmao yah wow look at all the innovation happening right now because they keep every si… https://t.co/mAedBtFIDG
6/8
2021
@nytimes truly love how this one is framed as a battle between Amazon as a company and a spooky unnamed ‘Rich India… https://t.co/CgwFGyHB2Z
6/7
2021
@cparrisart AGREED I am getting tired of [Redacted Setting] and the mention of the letters over and over, and pleas… https://t.co/G4kcgCPmbk @cparrisart I feel the same way!! I am at the exact same point halfway through the second book and I know there's p… https://t.co/6tK8SJxm2f @OneCraftyBoy Ok but I hope he buys your piece and you can update your site to read 'Owned by collectors such as Charlie Sheen'
6/6
2021
@liz_franczak @hotboijuice10 White Boy Summerme realizing you can block the TwitterSurveys profile https://t.co/xxMhlZrJyJ @nytimes Good cop, bad cop. @MiLBAdvocates Fyre Fest was funny because it was a bunch of trust fund kids being played by a bunch of rich greedy… https://t.co/XQTZmaiQ9h
6/2
2021
So @SenatorSinema was really like, no legislation just vibes @SenatorSinema I think we found one of those senators Mitch called in a favor with @TexasTribune this kinda sounds like taxes but with extra steps
5/28
2021
@chrisfluming Please don’t delete this one Chris it’s important that the public know the difference
5/27
2021
@nytimes A meandering essay that managed to say almost nothing, including the sentence 'But the data don’t support… https://t.co/McRhLzNxsk
5/26
2021
@angela4LNCChair @Jezebel @NotoriousRBF Too bad you don't believe in funding them :) @MarkRuffalo is this really worth it to keep playing a big green man in the mouse picture shows? really??
5/25
2021
@ArchIsDead @LoversBf @Connor_is_lovly @OverexcitedDrgn "I don't consent to this," I scream, knocking over the ling… https://t.co/jJWlny2Edk @ArchIsDead @LoversBf @Connor_is_lovly @OverexcitedDrgn Young internet edgelord flaunts ability for limitless self… https://t.co/7LqKxq4dUf @ArchIsDead @LoversBf @Connor_is_lovly @OverexcitedDrgn Rofl nice https://t.co/zsYGl2eW5q
5/20
2021
@_miragemage but he wouldn't <3
5/17
2021
@william_bottini @yacobg42 this is a good post
5/2
2021
@IniquitousFish The Amangiri, right? Aman properties are known to be the biggest buck on the market. Unless you're… https://t.co/bSZkcQ8DOg
5/1
2021
@voxdotcom The whole world took like a year off of driving their cars and we didn't even make a dent in emissions,… https://t.co/10pI6QX6WJ @overwatchleague you did this and for what? @TheDudewithatt1 @Hollysaysrawrr @teamtrace @YouTube And yet here you are. @TheDudewithatt1 @Hollysaysrawrr @teamtrace @YouTube Was your other research also animate with frogs and ostriches, mate? @TheDudewithatt1 @Hollysaysrawrr @teamtrace @YouTube This isn't an airport, you don't have to announce your departure @TheDudewithatt1 @Hollysaysrawrr @teamtrace @YouTube I am not sure if 'looking past the surface' of things includes… https://t.co/Anb7T5qkm4 @nasdaq68525963 @TheDudewithatt1 @Hollysaysrawrr @teamtrace not sure about that one chief https://t.co/6xrggXadzq @TheDudewithatt1 @Hollysaysrawrr @teamtrace @YouTube Okay, so do you want to actually come back with any points, or… https://t.co/g68W473Nhz @TheDudewithatt1 @Hollysaysrawrr @teamtrace @YouTube Just a lot of 'whataboutisms' and no comparison to how photogr… https://t.co/9PbPRsiRT7 @TheDudewithatt1 @Hollysaysrawrr @teamtrace @YouTube My guy is going to link me the most annoying six and a half mi… https://t.co/xdYulml1GA @TheDudewithatt1 @Hollysaysrawrr @teamtrace The Nambian government admitted they do not know how many breeding male… https://t.co/XVFjZAbKHx @TheDudewithatt1 @Hollysaysrawrr @teamtrace Look up the Selous Game Reserve in Tanzania. There is no deep science h… https://t.co/SqQMc6dJk7 @TheDudewithatt1 @Hollysaysrawrr @teamtrace Nah, you just want to defend this. Trophy hunting contributes a fractio… https://t.co/NsavsVKtPI
4/28
2021
@conor_draws I was not aware this was a possibility and I am SO PSYCHED
4/26
2021
@laurenthehough Not sure whereabouts you are in NH, but try to hit up the Franconia Notch area if you can. @orlandosentinel The sight of Donald Duck's tattooed wrist has sent me into a realism spiral.
4/23
2021
@AdamSextonWMUR @GovChrisSununu I registered for my vaccine window at midnight when it opened a couple weeks ago. S… https://t.co/09Gvx5YaAl
4/16
2021
@BPNave @Taetae_Googie @Phil_Lewis_ nice to see people just talking shit out and trying to verify information. Good thread vibes.
4/14
2021
I stg one of the main reasons triple A game companies demand photo-realism is so that they can remaster games and s… https://t.co/PiAqyJMBQi
4/10
2021
@BeeLincoln18 @Forbes @Forbes lmao ya got one! @LilNasX the power you both have https://t.co/OnvRcVP1dJ
4/9
2021
@jeremycole @speechIessfad @LilNasX @TitanicXCam @BlkTransTravel we love to see itdrop a screenshot of you listening to montero and your cashapp name 🏹🤍
Retweeted by Intimidation Crab (vaxxed n' rdy 4 panic attacks) @LilNasX Got to be Satan’s extended version. $intimidationcrab https://t.co/RlYtXAv2zi
4/2
2021
@DolorousTed shit dude i think it is, that place rocks. i can smell it now @LilNasX https://t.co/Dc1jGRxBCn
3/30
2021
@hotboijuice10 Stealing
3/27
2021
@my2k You can call your neighborhood police dept. but unless you live in a large city they do not have a solid disp… https://t.co/dBBXKslfFt @hotboijuice10 Soooo what I’m hearing is he doesn’t need the house for a few years
3/17
2021
royal watching https://t.co/RzHVzBnrw4
3/8
2021
@zillowgonewild @hotboijuice10 if we went back in time and showed this to my man Charles Bullfinch he would disinte… https://t.co/Ks3mkkNQix
3/5
2021
who has more Innate Sin? https://t.co/wj1AaXheg8 @hotboijuice10 @derick_noetzel oh god me attempting to earn a 4.2 on my quarterly reviews, contorting into whatever… https://t.co/ZrDQ78qhjf
2/23
2021
@KeJiefu @TomBasgil @GeneraLMcMill @RoutineIdiot @lananasparle A very fair decision. My class was torn. Was Gene's… https://t.co/ntcNeu8IoB @KeJiefu @GeneraLMcMill @RoutineIdiot @lananasparle And how his tan compliments his blue-green eyes... Swoon. @GeneraLMcMill @RoutineIdiot @lananasparle My class took one look at Ethan Frome, then pointed at Separate Peace li… https://t.co/EnOy3QPfqd @RoutineIdiot @lananasparle This is so funny to me because my HS class decided the boys in 'Separate Piece' were in… https://t.co/XzC0BYpkc0
2/22
2021
@hotboijuice10 my great gran always had this and Amaretto under the counter, the last time i ever saw her she was 9… https://t.co/oPi4EuL8Jw @hotboijuice10 stop this is the most 'grandchild of an italian' tweet i can imagine
2/20
2021
me when i am trying to have Normal Human Interactions and i think i did it well but later i found out that the way… https://t.co/5cv7pcQzWW
2/17
2021
@hotboijuice10 you create a new p~e~r~s~o~n~a @hotboijuice10 holy shit if you want anyone to anonymously cyberbully him PLEASE know i am availabl
2/16
2021
@hotboijuice10 took everything in me today not to buy a vintage radio converted into a drink bar because if i put o… https://t.co/MNxjemCwtv @hotboijuice10 fucking horrible i'm coping by buying vintage lamps off f*c*b**k marketplace
2/13
2021
@hotboijuice10 Chromatic Oreo Sugarless Gummybear Challenge 2021
2/7
2021

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