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@goatfalcon !!!DC market has me doing all kinds of crazy shit https://t.co/C7XTzzqBvV @womensrites @MovieNut14 haaa just saw this @womensrites jail for mother!!! @Hungryghoast correct
6/16
2021
@peachypipes ahhhhhh that sweet face 😻😻😻
6/15
2021
it’s true, 501s DO look good on everybody https://t.co/b0Gkv3sWA5
6/14
2021
me at 5yo helping my granny in the kitchen https://t.co/Wv213yh3Sjwant to die after one (1) drink at a bar. I am no longer equipped to live in this world
6/13
2021
here is @ponsfordmcquain’s salsa collection https://t.co/hSet2VVOVO @twinearthwater just started watching this week and fell in love instantly — it is indeed totally delightfulTV is generally pretty underwhelming these days but I really love Search Party @owmypancreas https://t.co/WvrQdeolq0made chili mac with boxed mac & cheese and canned stuff I found in the cabinets and it was miraculously not disgust… https://t.co/aywNFDbf1N
6/12
2021
@osutein I had a Hard Rock Toronto shirt because I did a student exchange in Mississauga in ninth grade and I totally thought I was the shitthese days my body type is somewhere along the lines of "tuff scrappy little bird"f your clean towels https://t.co/143RQcma1Y @stankbrakhage https://t.co/2sgsDemxia @kevin_modestino big oof @kevin_modestino wait are people actually saying that it’s good. like what. this film is objectively very bad @stankbrakhage someone on YT said "is this the end of Mad Men" which just about sums it up lol. It's very corny!r*tire b**ch https://t.co/cY4HWbFO14
6/11
2021
ah yes, the Amelia County wizard commune https://t.co/GQKc2vsI5p雪の日のマーネちゃん♪その① 1/14 #マレーグマ #マーネ #東山動植物園 https://t.co/wiRhShQqD7
Retweeted by mouse prince @villereal @rrroooiiirrr not trying to horn in but gotta tag @ponsfordmcquain on this SMAP thread @goatfalcon https://t.co/evTGg5PuHy
6/10
2021
@Hungryghoast (also we call her sunroom tower her “summer house” because she only uses it in warmer months so yes,… https://t.co/ratQpNAgHs @Hungryghoast commissioning a Tove-sized Baba Yaga hut on Etsy now @Hungryghoast here is a similar scene that I came upon yesterday in the sunroom https://t.co/iJXwnmd9LIPrince Charming, 1948, René Magritte https://t.co/vNpbPiXzXB
Retweeted by mouse princewhy do we not simply refuse to go back in to the office, collectively @villereal just about time for me to put my dirtbag ass in the running in Henry Co to balance out all these go-getters
6/9
2021
@kevin_modestino second one is also good https://t.co/EOdcw76hD8 https://t.co/4K5eiGZRj8https://t.co/TWLozBwO7M @MasonJohnson14 hahah my grandmother owned bakeries in the 80s/90s/00s and my mom just sold off the very last of th… https://t.co/lWuKIPZ25l
6/8
2021
I feel like this all the time https://t.co/0aRnGhGmkR @peachypipes had to make these after sunset 🥵pretty much everyone from SWVa sent to WWII around that time was Normandy cannon fodder so a lot of us grew up with… https://t.co/IogfYvufKD😠 angry + 🌚 new-moon + 🖕 middle-finger = https://t.co/nfmFQUVq89
Retweeted by mouse princegoth cookies 🐈‍⬛ https://t.co/48A0cLdNz7
6/7
2021
@womensrites watched this last fall and loved it; def going to rewatch before it expiresfinally created a letterboxd account because I wanted to publicly complain about Tenet
6/6
2021
staying flat & cool on a very hot day https://t.co/BmCodQEoLC @womensrites you can get a little wire plate hanger and put it on the wall! https://t.co/svf31NZNDc
6/5
2021
FYI as of two weeks ago I have a niece AND a nephew !! https://t.co/8S8kMFXGeO
6/4
2021
@goatfalcon got news for that guy, there’s only one Phife @womensrites we have been RAGING over this all day! @kevin_modestino weed
6/3
2021
my job is trying to hype up re-entry with emails like "don't you want to get out of your SWEATPANTS and come in to… https://t.co/rSXvNBZWSM @peachypipes gorgeous Beet!even better https://t.co/iBdUUu6wrh https://t.co/86eRmbSn1fhttps://t.co/EI1NiMKrV4
Retweeted by mouse princeit’s just what we’re dealing with here https://t.co/ie3DqMC2p0 @sprads sometimes it becomes a farm supply store
6/2
2021
whipped feta dip !!! https://t.co/8G9po050Tx(we got to talking about alligators) @osutein hanging out with Charleston folks. What high school did you go to?
5/31
2021
This is a hell of a paragraph. https://t.co/AAyZbDRr8R
Retweeted by mouse princewhere am I mentally, you ask https://t.co/RzNgtbjthR
5/30
2021
@goatfalcon this is actually me since around 2011 tho
5/29
2021
awake at 2am thinking about how there is a travel advisory for Japan which means I will have to wait even longer to… https://t.co/MCkrr4CVGu @summergoth8 yeah I mean ...my own mother rolls up to hotels with a whole setup for her emotional support animal an… https://t.co/iGc90BgKWX @miraphorism this is exactly what my mother and I did at my brother’s house last week, drove him nuts lol @johnmtaylor they’ve laundered Fox News before iirc, but it pisses me off every time! And yes, in addition to the s… https://t.co/pisrW1VWd2even if this is all true, which, who knows, Bernie is nowhere near as demanding and cranky as my own parents https://t.co/qPKJeWKKlL
5/28
2021
I guess I need to stop doing this, then https://t.co/VvcMTvUfddnow is the time to panic. We are not panicked enough. https://t.co/XERa8XgqmB
5/27
2021
just godawfully cranky, burned out, and a complete wreck these days @goatfalcon we were just talking about how some Luc Besson movies have a lot of Kirby energyChris: "they're making a Sandman show" me: "about the Metallica song? That rules"
5/26
2021
"I'm not a total punk ALL of the time" me @ my boss a minute ago if you're into my particular brand of repartee,… https://t.co/i2cfBub9qp @goatfalcon relatable 💖 @ateliertovar we are too but the firm is responding by trying to hype a hybrid model to keep folks tied to expensiv… https://t.co/3r3Wf56Lw1 @villereal my workplace has an "I pretend that I do not see it" policy re burnoutstruggling more than ever now that it's just about time to go back in to the office lolllll great timingif I had a bigger place I'd definitely have an orchid hospital <3 https://t.co/8x3JEiPDjE
5/25
2021
In his first essay for Nightfire, Austin Gilkeson (@osutein) dives into Angela Carter's perfect vampire short story… https://t.co/tAaBD483MB
Retweeted by mouse prince @osutein one of my best moments in life, for real 🙏 @osutein @TorNightfire YES this is brilliant, I can’t wait to read! I think about this story all the time, and the… https://t.co/KN2SZG4kQ5
5/24
2021
it’s 91 degrees today and I’m about to have a panic attack thinking about how there’s probably another 5 months of… https://t.co/fgpb3YzLmV
5/23
2021
I don’t love it! Nope! It’s not time yet! https://t.co/fpm1Zutw0q
5/22
2021
post mug, brother’s house edition https://t.co/m0Zq7o6NMHa photo of an angel at twilight to bless the tl https://t.co/lKz11Cqmo2
5/20
2021
@villereal ritual sky burial is too honorable for him imhoa long long day for all of us https://t.co/5pWuDe7H2g
5/19
2021
update: the spotted idiot has arrived, and we are waiting for our people to return https://t.co/2lnejfweJn @peachypipes secret buttholesporch hang https://t.co/HoC82RjYLM
5/18
2021
@Inauthenticity it’s true @peachypipes $2 from Unique in Merrifield iirc 🙌a cute bitch in 2013!!! https://t.co/2X9MK5zxRl
5/17
2021
@kevin_modestino I do that too
5/16
2021
Paris, Texas (1984) Jane: It’s okay if you don’t want to talk, you know. I don’t want to talk either sometimes. I j… https://t.co/iBsfOLZtje
Retweeted by mouse princeat least 3 people belligerently unmasked in the store earlier, I can see the CDC guidance is already working out great
5/15
2021
my dad on my brother’s preparedness for the imminent birth of his twin son and daughter: “he doesn’t even know wher… https://t.co/gBxg0d9cgO
5/14
2021
dogsitting this idiot next week, very excited https://t.co/zrRcltFpNF
5/13
2021
@villereal productive somehow? Having a real Time over here lolhell yeah BEST CITY IN THE WORLD https://t.co/RAq4CGooU9Voltron Castle! https://t.co/nXCQsA623x @villereal no NO shhhhh I am not in any hurry to suffocate in crushing midatlantic humidity
5/12
2021

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