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@ponsfordmcquain let people enjoy the fluffy gay Christmas movie!!! @ponsfordmcquain @kevin_modestino Kevin stop talking to him I want him to turn on this Christmas movie!! 😂
11/29
2020
just learned that this exists 🤩 I WILL be purchasing it ASAP https://t.co/jaiqyDk41rcoming through Ward 4 next Saturday night and the route passes right by @lymanstaverndc, see y’all there at 6pm sha… https://t.co/65f6YdWYy9
11/28
2020
took me 8 months to start missing Metro but I just thought about the driver who says “don’t let ANYBODY steal your… https://t.co/2BWNwsTz2A @libjackie little hands 😭there are still gentle people making real connections in this world https://t.co/3CgV6uHr9n
11/27
2020
received chicken, fell asleep https://t.co/qf70xprRwvGold Diggers of 1933 is a good companion to dinner https://t.co/JDFWCpblrfThanksgiving is a fake holiday but I did enjoy the opportunity to make a nice fall mealI did it https://t.co/AxSeDyXoeO @ponsfordmcquain I keep telling you https://t.co/5rF5nuXbCF @summergoth8 ugh buddy I’m sorry you’re dealing with anxiety too (though you have good reason with the apartment sh… https://t.co/2hcS69m8Fe @beautypill that’s a great idea — I also just put harissa-maple carrots in the oven so maybe tgiving sides will be helpful too? @RicardoHarvin hopefully it’ll be fine, I’m just IN it right now 😭lmaoooo I am not okaycurrent anxiety has a strong depression undercurrent, a high note of panic, with feelings of worthlessness and lone… https://t.co/7N87MIAMl1RIP to the incredibly talented Daria Nicolodi - one of the most influential figures in 🇮🇹 horror & a trailblazer fo… https://t.co/m7oSdzFRzj
Retweeted by mouse prince @womensrites NO @ateliertovar not in my size 😭 but possibly of interest to you or someone you love? (I really need to stop late-nit… https://t.co/Jowx2NEnr7 @karcutes omg the Coke Zero 🥰 @karcutes me doing my best: 🔥😔🎉the depression is hittingwinter in hokkaido, japan by fuke https://t.co/trsARTFX4T
Retweeted by mouse prince @osutein I’ve been making this one for years, it’s foolproof https://t.co/UjtwcAtxFp
11/26
2020
Chris just told me that the Trump campaign sent an election fraud solicitation email today at 4:20. How dare they a… https://t.co/AZvjxw4diJyes. This. https://t.co/74vN6q9zbNhere is a Tove. Checks out https://t.co/7eByHPdzA8 https://t.co/DvQts7hukT @Hungryghoast I think it’s beautiful
11/25
2020
@chillmorticia this one has two modes only: sleep zone and extreme party zonezero days since the cat has jumped right into my lunch, scattering veggie burger parts everywhere @kevin_modestino related https://t.co/ZhhqGq0N7u @RicardoHarvin oh for sure -- the privilege is on full display here, ughh. Some overrated corporate artist or somethingTell us your favorite Thanksgiving dish, and we’ll share some of what we know about the work behind the ingredients… https://t.co/bgF1jPrqF1
Retweeted by mouse princeprobably just more dumbassed Burning Man jokers defacing public lands https://t.co/MYuKkGGHAQ @chillmorticia a very good/dumb recent hi purchase https://t.co/1DECIcCysD @chillmorticia lmaooooo I have definitely done this
11/24
2020
William Henry Pratt, better known by his stage name BORIS KARLOFF, was born on this day in 1887 #botd https://t.co/V677egRDNm
Retweeted by mouse prince @jiandeleon a fine companion to this patch on the back of a denim jacket https://t.co/0YJ00bbOXthats club 🤠🎩 https://t.co/OAGWc3DUuc @ratmothr it’s so perfect @ratmothr it is too expensive and I am also trying not to buy things new but very tempting! @twinearthwater yeah there are a lot of questionable choices going on over in men’s @TheShadeRoom @Blairmonique @chillmorticia it’s perfect! Games! Snacks! He’s got everything he needs! @twinearthwater I regret to inform you that the men’s selection is not as good 😢 https://t.co/5FTJNYgebgmy father approves 👏 https://t.co/K2YMS1lsOFfound this year’s holiday sweater https://t.co/6zxJS2LESW
11/23
2020
@TorontoNaomi they might reject it but you miss 100% of the shots you don’t take, you know?I did it lmaoshould I do it https://t.co/xd2aEFDkLO @womensrites lovely! 🦢 @ateliertovar my whales mug is also thrifted ☺️ @stankbrakhage a nice calming color 🦋the inspiration https://t.co/80b6ftIwMnpost mug https://t.co/KeNv9luiEB @villereal just central Va things @miraphorism oh shit!!!! 😂
11/22
2020
the late-nite crew is at it again, comin at ya with a fresh bout of insomnia fueled by midnight snacks https://t.co/WsU6OuNhgC @nonstandardmcd @goatfalcon I was wondering when this one would come up @kevin_modestino Tower would have welcomed Matt with open arms after he got fired from the movie theater @kevin_modestino lmao have you seen this thread, projectionists are wilddefinitely had coworkers like this at Tower Records; I believe every word of it https://t.co/bGQBLjKUKO
11/21
2020
@peachypipes demon squares of deliciousnesstruly evil. I cannot stop eating them https://t.co/aIHPBymzoAwondering why I have bruises all over my knees at the exact moment that I trip over a god damned cord and fall righ… https://t.co/ZlHsvLm6IOShameika has been found, thriving ❤️ https://t.co/oksz8XNxsO
11/20
2020
this is exactly how I dressed in 8th grade (in case it's not clear, I love it) https://t.co/9ub5DAT5DU @summergoth8 hundreds of yoga classes did not prepare me for this corporate onslaught of forced gratitude"mandatory teambuilding exercise": can we notpublicly paging @ponsfordmcquain https://t.co/9ZOjBOhapNI command that you live forever, you magnificent queen https://t.co/0CSnQZ0djkmade a vet appointment in a panic simply because the cat is getting older (she’s fine, just passing the 10/11-year mark)I will never understand why every stupid rich asshole on Earth has to make life miserable for everyone instead of f… https://t.co/zZJ0V6yfLx
Retweeted by mouse prince @goatfalcon how much you wanna bet that they think Springsteen wrote that songChicago, Illinois (1970s). Photographed by Mikki Ferrill: A longtime Chicago photojournalist who documented the Gar… https://t.co/St1uGa9kTr
Retweeted by mouse prince @ameliaabreu I’ve got an old new wave xmas album around here somewhereI wrote about the Proud Boy librarian and the ~shock~ that everyone (aka white library workers) have been demonstra… https://t.co/D4dsKFVhCM
Retweeted by mouse princedon’t cut down trees! People live in them https://t.co/xjb4zevDL7 @goatfalcon definitely becoming way more common and they banned law libraries from sending legal books long ago @ponsfordmcquain goblins!!!
11/19
2020
@osutein blipy hirpe!! 🧯💿🛶⛸🍤I love to have insomnia for more than a week @_rumble_strips_ @scottythered lmaooo https://t.co/bRBdeN47YL @_rumble_strips_ @scottythered alatt makes me want to die
11/18
2020
@MasonJohnson14 oh yep Tove has also definitely done this @ratmothr happee bee! 🎉✨ @goatfalcon Looks like it! Pre-metrohe lived to be 18 and has four major credits on his IMDb page 🐺 what a good boy https://t.co/4wsqMTdAkcthis dog’s (wolfdog actually) name was Jed and he did his kennel scenes in one take 🏆 https://t.co/SpjJ3VjmMQ @stankbrakhage it would be lifechanging for me @johnmtaylor Columbus Circle just looks like a parking lot in this!Union Station in Blondie Johnson (1933) (very bad photo sorry) (look at those automobiles!) https://t.co/lkO0D5Ldmd
11/17
2020
@ponsfordmcquain becoming a brown cat from catchin those rays
11/16
2020
@ponsfordmcquain https://t.co/wVfTjsxAXKI’m not making anything grand, just enjoying myself https://t.co/sG96sfgAtTwatercolors for the first time in forever https://t.co/c2mbMs8dk4 @ateliertovar oh god dammit 😂 https://t.co/eApBgsSpAs @stankbrakhage this looks great! @ponsfordmcquain.@MayorBowser look at how your Terrorist Gang @DCPoliceDept treat constituents, but they protect and take pics with… https://t.co/EiP0aKD9pS
Retweeted by mouse prince @ponsfordmcquain magnificent
11/15
2020

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