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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff the holy goddam New York Times

''As a Jew, I'm very judgmental. As a street Jew, doubly so.'' --Sidney Lumet

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Joined Twitter 10/11/09


checking in on Star Wars development plans https://t.co/NzElihDJvG @jarestia it’s all good https://t.co/PsGJNS0LSx
1/24
2020
the poet the poem https://t.co/J3FX2lCko6 @MIM_mmelo thanks very much, Mark. i appreciate it and i'm grateful for your kind words. (also nice to be rated an "exceptional value.") @ChaseMit we had all the best clocks in the 80s, doomsday clocks, national debt clocks, you name ithey, we got that new season of 'Watchmen' after all https://t.co/EkbndWbAuq @edsbs this is Entourage erasure
1/23
2020
somehow, Mr. Peanut returned https://t.co/GaIldDZSnSThank you all for your kind thoughts and messages of support for our dearly beloved brother Terry. It is a cruel a… https://t.co/AABf3Jsxhs
Retweeted by Dave ItzkoffJust heard about Terry J It feels strange that a man of so many talents and such endless enthusiasm, should have f… https://t.co/RMLotvXH6p
Retweeted by Dave ItzkoffFarewell to the great Terry Jones. His influence was more than wafer thin. https://t.co/sUAMVfvg2P#RIP https://t.co/yBcmdNRe0s
1/22
2020
@ChaseMit https://t.co/h5oWJoocmnDerns! https://t.co/MQXEFQBSbkI love the sag awards. Everyone gets to wear their 3rd favorite dress
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1/20
2020
@PFTompkins it’s better as a duet with Kenny Rogersworkin' nevermore “prophet!” said I, “thing of evil! can't forget lenore, prophet still, if bird or devil! leave… https://t.co/0LHqsrlZoz @TheSpeakman thank you. he's old enough to have seen star wars in the theaters!
1/19
2020
@LouisPeitzman @RustedWave Wow! Congrats. Will definitely pick this up.
1/18
2020
@andylevy bad boys: career driftwatching the 90s play out again like https://t.co/VNcyS02OUwWhitaker only pawn, in game of life https://t.co/ZVYAYdqSHp
Retweeted by Dave Itzkoff @mikeryan @andylevy still looks better than CGI jabba @andylevy @ditzkoff https://t.co/efr8j9qtJv
Retweeted by Dave Itzkoff @mikeryan how rude"no, *I* am your father" https://t.co/osXhNVVjQP @TaikaWaititi rock on, gold plate robot https://t.co/YnGZ1h7hn8
1/17
2020
Directed Werner Herzog for @TheSimpsons today. Conversation between takes: WERNER: "The Simpsons is more than mere… https://t.co/GQil7MPAOv
Retweeted by Dave Itzkoff @andykhouri "nothing ends, adrian. nothing ever ends. well, except this." @byrdinator https://t.co/Qnp4EHuWha @gilbertcruz I HEARD YOU RECORD TRANSIT ANNOUNCEMENTS"Hi, I'm Marty Scorsese. This is 50th Street, near the old Magno screening room where in 1972 I first saw Once Upon… https://t.co/8VDAdtgL8k @LouisPeitzman it's always in the last place you look. @jason_ford thank you! my work here is done. https://t.co/rlDmHbd9AJAs the debut of "Star Trek: Picard" approaches, I took a look at the state of the Star Trek franchise, as it tries… https://t.co/nGH3vYbATM
1/16
2020
Today at the Supreme Court: https://t.co/jjbDMfTLJD https://t.co/nrlFJCjuhH
Retweeted by Dave Itzkoff @KevinMKruse https://t.co/wtHPU7JPUl @karengeier but what a year it was @AsteadWesley https://t.co/Rt9ug13DsPyou're telling me that Lambada movie is 30 years old already
1/15
2020
@garettfsch9851 @elyssafeder No she was right @parallelsaf https://t.co/zDF2WdVMPzhttps://t.co/MiVUzKvLJ9 https://t.co/FKlunexQjo
1/14
2020
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Retweeted by Dave Itzkoff🎵 I want to be where the people are I want to live part-time in Canadawhen you correctly guess the Queen's true name before the third full moonlight https://t.co/soeOGgAZXfhttps://t.co/tbgSJQokdXhttps://t.co/a7GeavjroO @Nab_Cab_Nab since mid-summerwhen it's oscar nomination time https://t.co/T6InuqpsyT
Retweeted by Dave ItzkoffIssa Rae: "Congratulations to those men."i think we all know how brad pitt is celebrating that nomination https://t.co/bP8jFzAc2gwhen it's oscar nomination time https://t.co/T6InuqpsyT @driverminnie I believe that settles it. @ditzkoff AN OLDER FUCKING DRIVER IS BETTER ‘K?
Retweeted by Dave Itzkoffdebating Adam Driver’s work on Girls vs. his performance in Marriage Story https://t.co/1NfcLziXtz
1/13
2020
The Mandalorian - Spaghetti Western Trailer https://t.co/bkS5q9xnLX
Retweeted by Dave ItzkoffYes! Your nom is so well deserved! Rooting for you all the way / Fuck 'em. You were robbed! What do awards mean any… https://t.co/qQd9aV0z24
Retweeted by Dave Itzkoff @danielradosh https://t.co/v2xhllKrm2 @danielradosh what made them want to come and blow him away @realJaredGilman the bogosian charisma transcends generations @realJaredGilman was judd hirsch their favorite?
1/12
2020
@DustinGiebel this reads like one of the subliminal messages from They Livehttps://t.co/PAbsvb5RCA
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1/11
2020
Rush's Neil Peart, the Hall of Fame drummer who set a new standard for rock virtuosity, has died at age 67… https://t.co/eeOPQiEteZ
Retweeted by Dave Itzkoff @jasonxbergman the only danger is if they send them to that terrible planet of the apes @ditzkoff https://t.co/SKg3IuICvD
Retweeted by Dave Itzkoff @dodaistewart for liability purposes i'll just leave it at your desk...whatever happens after that, happens @ditzkoff yea...uhhhhh....I'll take two "Please Stop Your Heart Cannot Take Any More Salt" box combos and a baja blast
Retweeted by Dave Itzkoffit’s like Taco Bell isn’t even trying to have fun naming its menu items anymore https://t.co/U0Gm0R4yu1 @edgarwright @guideguardian and then the chemistry was just so good that you had to write some new episodes? @swin24 https://t.co/EvBqBHLCQM
1/10
2020
[refreshes timeline] "ROMA to be turned into five-season sitcom for Disney +..." [refreshes timeline] "PAIN & GLOR… https://t.co/q0pbehVWdx
Retweeted by Dave Itzkoff @GenePark i'm so old, i can remember https://t.co/ouwmmXKVCAMake #CATS the anthology series, you cowards. https://t.co/uGYh7B1kpz
Retweeted by Dave Itzkoffit can be one episode long and called "Parasite" https://t.co/KZn9p5VpLg @kibblesmith Here’s how this ends: https://t.co/wrVw17k8Yh @crampell https://t.co/Fr6GR18a9y @pixelatedboat @MikeDrucker condolences to his son, ten nunbAwards season with Michael Shannon https://t.co/5zMZQ6FuYh
Retweeted by Dave Itzkoff#RIP https://t.co/xUExxTs5fGBuck Henry, the legendary screenwriter behind 'The Graduate' and 'What’s Up, Doc?', died tonight of a heart attack… https://t.co/5NciX7O0JU
Retweeted by Dave Itzkoff @DavidInAlief @RPMiller74 @dailysimpsons "aren't we forgetting something, marge?" https://t.co/cgsRryFHWY @timheidecker i guess someone doesn't have a hungry heart anymore :(born to run (3 and a half hours) https://t.co/TWmfqxvvs8
1/9
2020
@iresimpsonsfans hope they name him frank https://t.co/fTPKfWk5v4this is pretty much the story of "Livin' on a Prayer" https://t.co/dENQuDfo3X @swin24 freshen yer drink, guvner @sepinwall this was right here! https://t.co/HctI95TKbdCan’t believe Ivanka got to meet the Incognito Browsing guy https://t.co/PuRKUU5dZL
Retweeted by Dave Itzkoff @AshleyRParker this but the nanny musicalNEW NEIGHBOR: Meghan who? MEGHAN [after a long look into the distance]: Meghan Skywalkerwriters for The Crown vs. writers for Suits https://t.co/nJavWHpr8W @BobbyBigWheel i feel like he'll never get it rightPrince Harry's gonna rent a flat above a shop, cut his hair and get a job
Retweeted by Dave Itzkoffharry watches Endgame once https://t.co/WFClIkTEW0i told yall https://t.co/rcrCqkJtXl
Retweeted by Dave Itzkoffi am also working to become financially independent"The Nanny" is being developed into a musical, with a creative team that includes @frandrescher and… https://t.co/30nBsffTdh
Retweeted by Dave Itzkoff @Duvisited @mikeryan "Hey, remember the Chosen One? He was going to bring balance to the Force? Well, he was horrib… https://t.co/ybeWg1p6f9
1/8
2020

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