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Nick @DJ_GuerinT Washington, DC

GMU Biodefense Alum. Global health, football, movies, photography, and other non-contentious subjects. Upon Further Review @DegenTweets

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Joined Twitter 12/6/11


[Biden finds left behind Barron Trump wandering the White House halls] Hey man
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Retweeted by Nick @ustinszn Stealing Brady’s thunder by retiring with TrumpIt took the United States 36 days to go from 300,000 COVID-19 deaths to 400,000. I don't even know what to say.
Retweeted by NickGod I wish that were me https://t.co/Awwgwl6yNA
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1/20
2021
@willmenaker Can we please force Noah to get a new avi, only @shaun_vids should have a bottom right aligned skull a… https://t.co/aT6SUz2XI5Really looking forward to watching over the next few months as various unemployed GOP 2024 hopefuls make their resp… https://t.co/mpwxpgESUr
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1/19
2021
😭😭😭 https://t.co/GkQrmcaAvJMy “I resigned from working at Guantanamo but only after it looked bad working there” shirt has people asking a lot… https://t.co/sxhxSI5RmHOh man I just had a terrifying Democrat Brain idea: Infrastructure Week presented by Phoebe Bridgers
Retweeted by NickRemember when Elon unveiled his revolutionary new prototype for underground transportation and it was just a car dr… https://t.co/7t0gCJ2Cb4
Retweeted by Nick @merri_mer https://t.co/fxhwLhwICT @merri_mer If the Pats weren’t mediocre this year I would’ve @merri_mer I’m totally gonna forgetit's time https://t.co/Eul24Rj4HG
Retweeted by NickBye Brees ✌🏼uwu✌🏼Ok I want it https://t.co/bG2qxhzDCvnice https://t.co/JWeZWgG9za
1/18
2021
@BackneMusic https://t.co/vTh0I2t2A1 @ConnorSouthard https://t.co/sVHAsgEt7b @BackneMusic I’d be there the whole timeUpset COVID has taken away watching playoff Bills games with @BackneMusic at Derby
1/17
2021
Who is dying: Who is vaccinated: https://t.co/VOEWzaaXwX
Retweeted by Nick*stupidly frustratedGot real mad watching Tenet
1/16
2021
pov: you’re 45 minutes early to your movie because dinner didn’t take as long as you expected https://t.co/AVmDpZlDGy
Retweeted by Nick @UrsulaLawrence @willmenaker The funniest is them ending season 4 with Phillip essentially threatening the life of… https://t.co/xXwx6l7YIL @FourVerts McVay did it with the personnel difference between DC & LA, Smith can too @merri_mer Don’t forgot little WhippetsLmao, the DC subreddit would have the dumbest rules about pictures. None on work days! https://t.co/8kqmtweEUz
1/15
2021
The funniest photo of all time was taken two years ago today https://t.co/A9GVvcweMi
Retweeted by Nick @fkacoleman Heroic levels of restraint on the guards part @ConnorSouthard I can’t even be mad, just confused. A regression to the mean would still be above average. @ConnorSouthard I can see why you were convinced that Josh Allen could increase his completion percentage above 58%… https://t.co/tYgMbrddaRthis dude has bricked like four in a row off the side of the backboard https://t.co/M0HcJCjOqb
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1/14
2021
No they're not. I get this sentiment, but have you read a US history textbook and compared it to actual American h… https://t.co/M6XphkwHLA
Retweeted by Nick @VernonAndOn Carlyle Mill
1/13
2021
@cushbomb will you Cushstream the Packers game?The process for *senior citizens* to get the vaccine in New York City involves a 51 step online questionnaire that… https://t.co/oheT6IAfXt
Retweeted by NickThe #PeregrineFalcon in 4 emojis: 🖖☝️🤣🥰 @CentralParkNYC #birdcp https://t.co/tlJbkYQgJa
Retweeted by Nick @hspice94 @Bari_um I want Barry to make that then feed it to me in bed @Bari_um @Browns Never had a doubt in my mind.@Browns https://t.co/87KkZJhomw
1/11
2021
@Bari_um In 2021 we work out to justify our dietsSeeing Tom win elsewhere https://t.co/8osBGAsImH
1/10
2021
RIP to not just the greatest tweet of all time but the prevailing sentiment of our era https://t.co/ndKBDAk05y
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1/9
2021
Greg, Vernon and I when it’s safe to go to bars again in 2042 https://t.co/5untMAxfmP @WMorrissey4 Trump without the amphetamine addiction @michaelwhitney @willmenaker @merri_merThe problem isn't a lack of connection, it's that a significant part of the body politic believes democracy illegit… https://t.co/F2e5eOVL3K
Retweeted by NickPlease don’t give the government an excuse to broaden their persecution of the war on terror. Charge them based on… https://t.co/z5nVpOy9gv @merri_mer Link where you bought the Alan shirt plz
1/8
2021
https://t.co/L0Tt7znTOBThe amount of people at the riot yesterday identifying themselves as business owners is incredibly telling about th… https://t.co/wlQLhLoArbOne of the most sure fire predictions for today https://t.co/213HtWTwCj
1/7
2021
Block and unfollow anyone who takes anything Bush says in good faith https://t.co/U81VRH9e3ZCops are taking selfies with the terrorists. https://t.co/EjkQ83h1p2
Retweeted by NickWork ended at 2pm https://t.co/SkWaVNOeSJThe Trumpers have breached the barriers and stormed the Capitol building in an attempt to scare the elected officia… https://t.co/kv9t98glkL
Retweeted by NickThinking about all the times I’ve seen Capitol police forcibly arrest disabled activists with ADAPT and feeling sup… https://t.co/8wXKftkWzQ
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1/6
2021
@ConnorSouthard Girl*, missed the gender in the title @ConnorSouthard This dude is three years older, graduated at the same time as her and then questions her career mot… https://t.co/4JIsyqp4Lyshe accidentally tagged meatloaf instead of her dad lmao https://t.co/vHgRq2UXg6 https://t.co/2WuPuTsCOb
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1/5
2021
DC health department explicitly telling providers: If you have vaccine doses that have been thawed and are about to… https://t.co/iIsrkFj7E8
Retweeted by NickInteresting https://t.co/2BFrhdHdsasaying goodbye to RedZone till next season https://t.co/UcgV3iDwjc
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1/4
2021
僕の方がイケメンだな。 がんぼるぞい! translation: I'm more handsome than lobster. https://t.co/JjRHykTM0x
Retweeted by NickCuomo is as actively bad as any GOP governor overseeing a free-for-all state https://t.co/AwnbURcMZa
1/3
2021
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1/1
2020
Might fuck around and assemble IKEA furniture for New Year’s Eve
12/31
2020
It probably helps if you haven’t spent the past several decades dismantling public belief in state capacity and als… https://t.co/MrmOBr8Scb
Retweeted by Nick @merri_mer Banging fists on my Nintendo Magazine collection “Met-roid! Met-roid!”
12/30
2020
POV: you’re late on Air Rent and your abt to be murdered https://t.co/m9cVv0nPTM
Retweeted by Nick @ConnorSouthard Nvrmnd @ConnorSouthard Diggs vs JC is such a great battle
12/29
2020
4'10 to Yuma https://t.co/eB03FZLJud
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12/28
2020
It’s unfair to harshly judge Wonder Woman 1984 since the pandemic has robbed us of the ability to watch superhero m… https://t.co/GzSmciJ8HM
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12/26
2020
Midwintar / Midsommar https://t.co/HPQhgm308Z
Retweeted by NickAlternating beer and coffee until I reach nirvanaMy mom made these for my sister’s soon to be son and now I need to convince her to start an Etsy https://t.co/ibHl2jF3Bw“Aren’t you afraid we’ll scare the kids?” “Don’t worry, it’s culture.”Why has it taken me this long to rewatch the Muppet Christmas Carol
12/25
2020
@JuMosq I think this play would help my Madden TE’s break the receiving record every year
12/24
2020
@BackneMusic Santa and Rudolph smoke mids confirmedhttps://t.co/8wHZTl4VIz https://t.co/gdrUYOc8wP
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12/23
2020
@ConnorSouthard Memes don’t liehttps://t.co/rdoVvqm4mn https://t.co/XJorFrWnR0
Retweeted by NickIt happened. More than 18 million #covid19 cases have been reported in the US. We added more than a million new cas… https://t.co/Df0hox5XLh
Retweeted by NickGood thing DC let indoor dining last until tomorrow, giving everyone a few more days to get your family sick for Christmas
12/22
2020
geekin https://t.co/Q3k7DyWnWP
Retweeted by NickI was late with this but it happened https://t.co/jooYhwV3wF https://t.co/udBIqvRBJS
12/21
2020
@BackneMusic *Infinite Jest reply* @merri_mer I feel like they have a similar level of consciousness but they wouldn’t speak the same language
12/19
2020
This is bad for so many reasons, but an underrated one is that I'm sure Stanford is going to get another shipment o… https://t.co/By7pwOiMDQ
Retweeted by NickFirst place I’m going post vaccine https://t.co/DCoemBHFpaThe Red Derby - Washington DC https://t.co/6aM4yb10t6
Retweeted by Nick @FO_ASchatz Surprised 03 Titans weren’t their bestKinda wish every picture or video of people “getting their vaccine” really emphasized there’s a second dose @VernonAndOn https://t.co/A8Tl9XJepR
12/18
2020
I can't wait for my $600 to arrive so I can pay off 1 week of interest
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12/17
2020

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