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Yankee carpetbagger. I occasionally fire a couple words off into the internets. Follows =/= endorsements he/his

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Joined Twitter 6/17/09


@CortanaV I’d really like this to not fall on deaf ears
1/21
2021
@Kahjahkins Some of us can’t afford to wait my man. I need to know what he has to say about that wasp NOW.I kinda miss the length. QT with a photo of you that somebody else has taken. Selfies are not allowed. It can be o… https://t.co/vCaZUTZzhL @CSchoolinLife I am afraid to.My gf’s dog has seen to it that I don’t finish a tube ever again. https://t.co/vGEvKAamI1Promoting this tweet to remind you to stay hydrated, wear ya mask, and don’t text ya ex! https://t.co/QSt7NJMWGP
Retweeted by Openly Black Toast in the ShellMr Biden sir congratulations on becoming the guy who owes me $2000
Retweeted by Openly Black Toast in the Shell @KrystiPryde I pegged you as a silmarillion inaugurate tbh @KyleThatKyle It’s a little early for me to open the bottle but sure why notMalibu Stacy got a new hat. We’ve got to keep pushing for accountability and integrity. https://t.co/FgzGK5ZJhg @JayGould13 Yup! I eventually grew into that head.I need the new administration to comment on these tiddy wasps in our neighborhoods. @AshleyEsqueda Aw no more “Ajit has internet if you have coin memes” 😔What’s their @ jk lol...unless https://t.co/oeiRSxZZmULook at this nerd https://t.co/MKFGKxdWtK https://t.co/4uckXus5UwAbout every other sentence. https://t.co/wrbenVM7Ad @agentbizzle Beats love laugh love any day of the week @SparkBibo We don’t deserve them they’re too pure 🥺 @lacesyourfriend I’ve yelled “I AM BUSY” at the door.If you need companionship* I recommend getting a dog. *someone who gets sad when you go to the bathroom with the door closedGood advice. The people you meet in life are gonna be in wildly different capacities. https://t.co/m5VbtVpNI7 @erikaishii @executivegoth I love it!
1/20
2021
@sairaspooks https://t.co/QUAjBaZ7UR @Tortilla_Senpai If anything I’d be made at the costumes instead. @therealcliffyb I’m sorry he makes it impossible for you to have a healthy relationship with him 😔 @BloodyfasterTV https://t.co/jj8A3mvyL5 @CheyenneTheGeek Any time news breaks and they’re involved I’m like “yea sure, okay”. @ty_grrrrrrrr Like that’s commendable all on its own. Props to you for taking care of yourself in a year where sel… https://t.co/NN6jBtRxzs @kstar1785 @DirtyEffinHippy She rocks! @ty_grrrrrrrr Congratulations! You picked a hell of a year too.Read this thread. https://t.co/YBdumE02DrA teacher I worked with has just died of Covid. I am NOT OKAY! My face shield arrived today, which I purchased. I… https://t.co/3kBhsmdx25
Retweeted by Openly Black Toast in the Shell @SamMaggs See that’s fair. My abs started to pop last year but idk when the last time I had a cinnamon bun was. @merrittk The libs never want to finish the fight @DirtyEffinHippy This is TOO wild
1/19
2021
Where do you fall? https://t.co/RfNq2eZWpLSounds real goopy https://t.co/ksTEa5wJeO @leighalexander I uh...huh @KrystiPryde What if committing misdemeanors is their kink 🤔Okay but how is this comfortable?? https://t.co/cQ89XK9PhR @carobini Still somehow not too late to delete thisIf you tried to romance Samara in Mass Effect 2, you tried to sleep with Billie Eilish’s mom. Anyway, happy Sunday! @SamMaggs @BlairBroon How about Overlord or Soul? Wildly different I know. @SamMaggs @BlairBroon Any new ones you’re looking for?? @Cute_Idiot Death defiance is the only way I’ve beaten them and that’s even without extreme measures. https://t.co/ePsb6OJdof @KyleThatKyle Sir, do you have a CDL for that absolute dump truck of an ass?This some top-tier Ayn Rand Motherfuckery™️Folks are so concerned with getting their piece of the pie that they’ve decided that any financial hardship is a co… https://t.co/yVXwl1cnDtIs it safe to say there’s capitalist pick-me’s?yall when yall when fast Jeff Bezos food workers makes $13 get paid a billion dol… https://t.co/RmguzD9yZl
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1/18
2021
@soniagupta504 I feel like this is an insult to maggotsAnother not so lazy Sunday https://t.co/22Ton0UDn3 @SparkBibo I did work at the one off Colorado Blvd for a bit! I also did customer service at [BIG SATELLITE TELEVIS… https://t.co/ti2TVQAKEgI can’t believe grocers and restaurant staff - the people who are risking their lives so we could keep eating durin… https://t.co/3T346CL8Gq
Retweeted by Openly Black Toast in the Shell @TheBlackNerd https://t.co/Hkzd0Z7JbV @msdanifernandez Thank. God.Ok but I sincerely want these https://t.co/g5XLkCLq82Nothing like interacting with customers who think they’re above you for 40+ hours a week to become spiritually drai… https://t.co/xBQgV4zJhd @Gameonysus I kinda like adds from social media because I can at least guess. Codes make it that much harder.Update: https://t.co/jJY3vzCTNnhttps://t.co/luv0a0sOhs @BlackKrystel Whoops. I saw it for the first time last monthThis is basically my quarantine drip. Google your name + shirt, then pants, hat, and shoes. https://t.co/1I8ay79PLi https://t.co/hJCLMTC35x @soniagupta504 Calling out bs quite frankly @SarahTheRebel @ConanOBrien https://t.co/D4mXHtN6VY @KatyScar Mr. FischoederSomething just feels nice hearing about people living their best lives.This is why I’m a dumbass first, a big ol’ geek second, and after many other things, a software consultant 🧐 https://t.co/wvkfVParYJ @OldManKaidan @hmwsgx She’s out here doing God’s work. That show is solid. Enjoy! @IfyNwadiwe We’ve already decided to commit to viewing after the first few minutes of the first episode 👍🏾I really did that 🥺 I really organized and installed a community fridge and pantry in Sacramento by myself 😭 check… https://t.co/49etpyqSvb
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1/17
2021
@desireekay_ @ImPrinceMaurice @DecaturDane That’s PRECISELY why we argue minimum wage is too low. @KrystiPryde https://t.co/CEYMI215hi @ty_grrrrrrrr https://t.co/UfE7KVBh8w @pettycommajared Happy Birthday!!! @allisonlodato But...you DO matter! I know there isn’t much we can say on the matter, but it’s true.Brave. https://t.co/RCJYXIwAYw
1/16
2021
Can confirm 💪🏾 https://t.co/OnZmYvvvgu @ty_grrrrrrrr I picked Samara but after reloading a save where I romanced Morinth. I figured me, the protagonist, would *surely* be immune. @ty_grrrrrrrr Sounds like we’ve got a good idea of who joined your crew 😱Kahlief "Openly Black" Adams https://t.co/Fd3o1S8Pkt
Retweeted by Openly Black Toast in the Shell @tokyo_bat Aw dang I got got 😔I can’t tell if I’m tired because I’ve been up late every night this week or because I did weights AND cardio befor… https://t.co/QSeLDRnvDd @FlemilyEming I’ll have to show this to my gf! We always know we’re going to enjoy the episode when you’re making an appearance.There’s probably worse ways to go out? https://t.co/LhYFIDbAOB @mistermegative I hate it when an artist has such crappy stances that I can’t separate them as a person from their art 🙃 @jacquicollins_ @geoffkeene @tokyo_bat I assumed that’s her legal name until proven otherwise @jacquicollins_ But also feel free to look up tips and tricks as there’s maneuvers and stuff that the game only tea… https://t.co/QdPS73INoW @jacquicollins_ It’s pretty fun! I’d say if you enjoyed Squadron mode in BF2, you’ll enjoy some of what squadrons h… https://t.co/aA8MVq1H2h @Cor7ana That first part is awesome. I hope they hold space for you on the second! @xpatriciah Welcome to the club. Idk how much of it is because I’m up between 4:45 and 6 five days a week, but my g… https://t.co/lF3yB7uEUJY’all ain’t shit, Dems. https://t.co/BroqbpEjLu @jacquicollins_ You sweet summer child.Props to whomever made this https://t.co/kWp4VW6Rbn @stevenspohn You give yourself too little credit!how do you de-program half a nation? https://t.co/opbqCAJBTV
Retweeted by Openly Black Toast in the Shell @Tortilla_Senpai Oh it IS @Tortilla_Senpai https://t.co/659DpubRs2Democrats pitching 1400 instead of 2000 because we already got 600 is a nice summation of what they think of us.
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1/15
2021

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