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Koters @Dkdudeman Garden City, MI

Eventual environmental engineer. Current obsessive bassist. Top 10,000 RoA player. Music, neuroscience, throwing disc, movie enthusiast. Knight in Sour Armor

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Joined Twitter 7/21/15


I have some really cool news!! A few of my recent YouTube videos (and ideally all YT videos going forward) will no… https://t.co/GJLjcw6jyF
Retweeted by Koters @514Meatbeef ALTHOUGH, I was recently looking at some tables that had no dividing lines and realized the serif prob… https://t.co/wDPGnBb51P @514Meatbeef Yeah, this year for papers, I've been using Arial Nova and for every post on a class discussion board I've used Verdana. @Commie_sama Then again, I've still never listened to Anaconda, so we're safe from different demons. @Commie_sama It's everything My Neck My Back dreamed of being.
11/25
2020
Per capita health care spending: Norway: $6,647 United States: $11,072 Number of uninsured/under-insured: Norway:… https://t.co/rJROkSpMyJ
Retweeted by Koters @ppprimiprim Did you just link the wrong account a second time? @ppprimiprim Depressionpost work depression kusi tourney hate my life hands hurt @Dkdudeman put it in retro chat so my babes can watch me https://t.co/kY0j6uYe3c
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11/24
2020
Alright! 259 people voted on the "most annoying character(s)" poll, and here are the results! I think a lot of you… https://t.co/n1Zi2yIJlF
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11/23
2020
@Ogre_Rated I'll wait there for like four minutes or longer. It almost never takes longer than that.GOP traded 250,000 American lives for 225 Trump judges
Retweeted by KotersBan Senators from trading individual stocks. Period.
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11/20
2020
@possiblytrav Okay, I'm looking at Twitter at work, forgive me for this one. @possiblytrav THIS IS THE T-CONTE-NT I'VE BEEN YEARNING FORwhen someone says "don't take out student loans if you can't afford them" what they are effectively saying is "poor… https://t.co/KZcKKFBRXe
Retweeted by Kotersladies, which favorite US president is a red flag
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11/19
2020
@PKJONDEMAND Haha, unfortunately for her Jared is off the market! He's getting married soon.
Retweeted by KotersDid you know that turkey is one of Jared’s favorite subs? That’s a pretty good endorsement in my book. Know what I’m getting for lunch 2day!
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11/18
2020
@ZeeBeeBDJ *Cool maths fact
11/17
2020
canceling student debt? what’s next, canceling medical debt? what’s. ..what’s after that. more good shit that rules?
Retweeted by KotersOh sure, like we're gonna cancel the one Thanksgiving where we actually get to kill our family
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11/16
2020
if tim allen wasn't white he'd still be in jail for the only cool thing he's done in his life
Retweeted by Koterspay people to stay home https://t.co/FVHArzKm0Q
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11/14
2020
oh you’re sad because it gets dark at 5 pm now? that’s cool. i’m sad for deeper more profound reasons
Retweeted by KotersResist peer pressure https://t.co/OWkIfHtKd3
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11/13
2020
My Twitter worth is: $9,203,002,011.19 Find yours with https://t.co/ChSa53w2PB
Retweeted by Koters"The Last Five Years" is a musical about how the writer's ex-wife was SUCH a loser he had no choice but to cheat on… https://t.co/8CHHzBFSa8
Retweeted by KotersI wonder what age I'll be when I get pulled over for the first time.
11/9
2020
Jeopardy! is saddened to share that Alex Trebek passed away peacefully at home early this morning, surrounded by fa… https://t.co/I8GuVbsvPY
Retweeted by Kotersmy personal favorite moment of this whole wretched election https://t.co/REqMQaEIut
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11/8
2020
Trump losing is a great result but also i’m old enough to remember Obama’s win in 2008. Total euphoria, no more bad… https://t.co/hkpmRXBZNU
Retweeted by KotersIf this is what they end up doing, it could be the single funniest thing to ever happen in human history. Like not… https://t.co/JLIx5y0kJs
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11/7
2020
You mean to tell me the data scientists got it right the whole time? I'm shocked beyond words.
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11/6
2020
Fuck you, pal. The only reason I lost that game is because you're fundamentally better than me at Smash, your habit… https://t.co/NOj1VjgyHc
Retweeted by Koters @exJORDANary Are you going to play Final Fantasy on it, exJORDANary? @ldsenpai97 There was one point in my life when Canada House whiskey tasted better than Jameson to me.finally an american president takes a strong anti-dracula stance https://t.co/ir0BFlD2cf
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11/5
2020
@Regnilla Academic studies show that individual ideas and desires have literally zero impact on politics in the US,… https://t.co/PNM8p7165oWashin down my nut butter with my nut milk, beating my nut meat @ranchboii @Commie_sama No, that's the comedy timeline where the House of Representatives picks a Democrat presiden… https://t.co/cphEooRIDzBiden increased his vote total over Hillary and Trump increased his vote total from 2016, which means only one thin… https://t.co/Nn4hF0ltxn
Retweeted by Kotersno matter how it shakes out we can all take comfort in the fact that recklessly unregulated markets, increasing bel… https://t.co/5phycvjuHg
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11/4
2020
Never ruin your whole life
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11/2
2020
Imagine being this, wait for it, PRIVILEGED, to not know this reality of many populations Those who suffered under… https://t.co/2T6eScfwWv
Retweeted by Koters @cmclymer How dare he steal Biden’s lines like that
Retweeted by KotersAsking "business or pleasure?" when people announce they're going to use the restroom
Retweeted by KotersOkay, why couldn't I have noticed this was on my porch BEFORE I made this cup of coffee? Slime Rancher is an amazin… https://t.co/lwCUQwDxR7
11/1
2020
@LGBTCrusader Yeah, but I already know the explanation, so I'm personally more interested in the implications of this data. @LGBTCrusader Yes, but the year you're born in is based on luck, not something you choose. @LGBTCrusader What, he has a big thing about luck? I didn't get this from him and I'm still a little on the fence a… https://t.co/9vUnLVi1EA @BiggerMike_ Render your own asshole with real time ray tracingi think almost everyone irrespective of political beliefs agrees our ability to pull off a functional and reliable… https://t.co/7ry9SflQOh
Retweeted by Koters"Aquarius and Pisces are more likely to become professional hockey players than Scorpios and Sagittarius" This is… https://t.co/vuJMrPkp9j
10/31
2020
People who consider "being productive" a requirement for "being a good person" have a mental disorder directly caused by capitalism
Retweeted by Koters @methodmode You've got a poster's brain but not the followers you deserve for it, Mang. It is such a tragedy. @LoganRoA_ Yeah, I went to one Smash 4 Arcadian in 2016 and realized I never wanted to participate in that format ever again. @Ogre_Rated @joe_climbs 3Calling the Democrats incompetent for letting this happen is like calling a pro wrestler incompetent for deliberate… https://t.co/gYVTeL4aQB
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10/30
2020
Math memes are on the rise https://t.co/Gmdy4iPbhm
Retweeted by Kotersyour mission is to get laid on gmail. delete all other apps, do not talk to me until you fuck. your mission is to fuck and suck on gmail
Retweeted by KotersSo I can understand why it's difficult to get Amazon with current anti-trust laws. What my tiny brain is wondering… https://t.co/Hq0zHQKUW6 @f_kusi What if they made only the middle platforms move up and down FoD style and the side platforms stayed the same? @NEORottweiler @f_kusi Yeah, seems like a reason to actually pick a counterpick, you know?
10/29
2020
@codyisike @nocashnavi @GeoS_003 Yeah, season two kind of subverts expectations of the entire Last Airbender world,… https://t.co/au7ZDnF3Ac
10/28
2020
Food Mascots as Ranked by Ability in Gladiatorial Combat https://t.co/5HLORJRHfz
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10/27
2020
With Biden's campaign talking about big plans for rail, here's a map that Amtrak is circulating with ambitious but… https://t.co/tTkBkJJFT5
Retweeted by KotersBernie Sanders should absolutely be the Secretary of Labor. https://t.co/CJ09hH38VB
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10/22
2020
The unfathomable thing about the four justices siding w PA Republicans tonight: they would’ve stripped a state su… https://t.co/pTNV4ygL43
Retweeted by Koters @ItsYusei @exJORDANary @thomelette They need merchandise sales to stay afloat. The best way to sell merchandise is… https://t.co/ASeunGnKW1
10/20
2020
I showed this video during class today, oh gosh what have I done https://t.co/WJZ5WwFvRv
10/19
2020
Under President Kamala making a woman cum will be tax deductible!
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10/18
2020
@TheAfroSmash *in Resonance Gosh darn it's been so long. @TheAfroSmash Wait, do you actually enjoy Terror in Tokyo? @theyaegs Have you even watched my Kragg before? Just try playing him without ever touching the B button. @Kalino_ROA I love the way my voice sounds inside my head, but hearing recordings of it shows me that I'm just a skinny nerd boy @ZeeBeeBDJ There's a surge right now, but I'm also angry at corporate influence on scientific studies in general, especially nutrition. @ZeeBeeBDJ I'm not trying to make a good argument this time.Currently, you can find out what's true just by looking at which side funding the studies has more money, like: Di… https://t.co/K705yqnXH6 @LordBagel WHEN
10/15
2020
Ladies of UofM please throw these poor young men a bone, they are spraying so much seed down the drain, their horni… https://t.co/VoXQKCwhSN
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10/14
2020
i don’t know who needs to hear this but you’re not fooling anyone
Retweeted by Koters @SimplyStapha I'm 17
10/13
2020
Two party system, more like poo party system @WindowsRoA @BiggerMike_ Meanwhile I was playing on Ranked every day the other week with the Steam name "follow @BiggerMike_" @exJORDANary I personally like 4, then 1. I don't care much for 2 or 3.
10/11
2020
@AnnoyingRdb2 @BajaBlastGaming @danfornace LMAO
10/10
2020
@f_kusi I still don't understand why Ori mains say Wrastor is a losing matchup. I can't see it. @ldsenpai97 NOOOOOOO @TheEpicDept Why don't you just go to an r34 website, type his name into the search bar and look at the number that pops up next to itTrump on Green New Deal: "They literally want to take buildings down and rebuild them ... with tiny little windows.… https://t.co/0vhwyYK4at
Retweeted by KotersSo you don't NEED to consider the current pope a leftist if you don't want to. He's only suggesting that the way th… https://t.co/2mdPoru8sqRecommending a Swans album to a less experienced music listener is like saying, "Hey, eat this shit until it tastes good."putting a hostess sno-ball to my lips to remember the feeling of coochie stubble
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10/9
2020
@CasualScrubOH Gimme an invite.
10/8
2020
Even if I hate writing, at least I really like Arial Nova and Helvetica.Top post on r/unemployment tonight https://t.co/SemSCIwwNv
Retweeted by Koters @TheTapscott Because I can relate to the tilt aspect, I probably respect you more than most other players do, idk.… https://t.co/vxfCIiTGEP @TheTapscott Taking a walk gives me time to cool, keeps me from making stupid choices or staying mad for longer tha… https://t.co/lBRwPsgSNB
10/7
2020

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