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Joined Twitter 1/22/20


@MrRdgrsNghbrhd @Girl_wonderX @AlwaysWinning1 why would you even ponder passing? @somanybadtweets he got some pills from Jimmy Johnson @papafagioli lurking just under every tweet with more than 10,000 impressions is a fight about something incomprehensibly stupid @allahliker sure buddya tremendous website https://t.co/jXmZZ6NcCaTwitter Rando: Glem makes his money by posting, he scours the internet for randos to fight so he can be freshly agg… https://t.co/wM1hvF6fM4
Retweeted by Dr Jorts at home: not endorsed by @JaRule @MrRdgrsNghbrhd @AlwaysWinning1 whichever coach you think isn't a dumbass so, NO i guess? @HaverOfOpinions @ComradeLuanne that's the Christian thing to doa fitting synopsis of perhaps the most tone deaf continuation of a film there is https://t.co/iEw2A2vD3o
1/25
2021
@UHaul_Cares @DikembeDudes @uhaul suck my ass7 time super bowl champion tom brady
Retweeted by Dr Jorts at home: not endorsed by @JaRulethe most delusional man on twitter, quite an accomplishment https://t.co/QePx04fdyMgood thing they made that field goal
Retweeted by Dr Jorts at home: not endorsed by @JaRuleA lot of you are mad about a football game whereas I'm mad about more important things such as injustice but that's cool
Retweeted by Dr Jorts at home: not endorsed by @JaRuletom brady telling bill to go to hell and going to tampa to assemble a nonsense team and winning the super bowl in o… https://t.co/jko70kfWj4Matt LaFleur rips off mask to reveal Mike McCarthy underneath
Retweeted by Dr Jorts at home: not endorsed by @JaRulebom trady @ComradeLuanne she was the hottest piece of ass a royal had seen since the middle ages and that's all that mattered @gaywonk @selina3sticks do not tease me @crookedroads770 holding out for $50?getting those good promoted tweets today https://t.co/45DZloQi64 @DagimWondafrash get therapy @OfficialPumpkns love making new friends @TepidButterASMR it's a cool piece of tech, it just should never ever have been marketed as a way to control videogames @Rob__Sly seems like an odd decision on your part7 time super bowl champion tom bradyi'm from earth and i think both of these options suck ass https://t.co/6k2SHqfoHEfondly remember the Kinect and how silly and pointless it was and also how it was extremely shitty at its goal of b… https://t.co/ZPJIwqXCJT @35mmPapi @_McPapadopoulos "Better With Kinect" lol @IanKarmel i don't believe so @crulge @Jezzerat "is it a god dam?" is still one of the best joke deliveries ever"I'm going to become Eli Manning." https://t.co/2LqPlxwPDI
Retweeted by Dr Jorts at home: not endorsed by @JaRule @MKupperman @PFTompkins that whole genre of internet person sucks so much @UweBollocks prescription drugs are cool as hellexpert level trolling or extremely delusional asshole? https://t.co/nWTEFL2mFE @MopUpReliever this scott guy seems like a real normal person @docnifkin_md almost all weird old movies are either on some website with a stupid name that sucks or nowhere @allahliker a nice sunday gabagoolanother occurrence of the weirdest thing twitter people do: a locked account i don't follow has replied to me @Minions @StreitBrokeDick @TomBrady what the fuckk @Captain_Kevin @crookedroads770 15 Million Merits @crookedroads770 i remember when the posting was done for the love of the gametwitter showed this to me under the topic Cult Classics https://t.co/VcvMPLed9s @BWWings me, because once again i live another day without eating your garbage food @crookedroads770 how much you get for these? i've always wondered @allahliker this is the only hitman i want to hear about https://t.co/HnMltVO19h @Benoit_Ballss they're going to take it one play at a time and give 100% @itmejrc dean is quickly moving up the ranks of dumbest tweeters of all time @Mattomaha1 and he fucking spelled the name wrong in the tag!!! it was right in front of him and he still got it wr… https://t.co/boU213UAaS @dukelarby @HaverOfOpinions why change the playbook now?imagine being republican and making yourself think guys like this are smart and worth listening to https://t.co/exGad4UwAJ @RadioFreeTom i have also heard that getting shot in the back isn't that badamerican media will kill us all https://t.co/ACrQcFXpZO#UFC257 https://t.co/IIc4Kp0IXl
Retweeted by Dr Jorts at home: not endorsed by @JaRuleThe Boba Fett show is ridiculous. First it’s about A boba fett whose not THE boba fett, then he meets more fake bob… https://t.co/RsJYCOdj18
Retweeted by Dr Jorts at home: not endorsed by @JaRule @StuartScottsEye no one understands our painah, it seems that MLB simply used Delmon incorrectly https://t.co/6T05dIurtflol https://t.co/aJBNTIJgLC @StreitBrokeDick give it to whoever has the best cleavageanyway, the real answer is below average tight end Visanthe Shiancoe proving that off the field he was actually abo… https://t.co/FRsPi7Wcnw
1/24
2021
not an athlete but this is the coolest any coach has ever looked https://t.co/wfA1GCYE6C https://t.co/XPnTEhFQ9ui long for death https://t.co/ACLGmWhKxbthis is absolutely cursed https://t.co/T094urhDKw
Retweeted by Dr Jorts at home: not endorsed by @JaRule'a fully stuffed son' sounds like some weird porn thing that even i don't know about https://t.co/4o33dlJc0e @fakeArian your main mistake is thinking that comic book writers are capable of thought @fakeArian buddy, there's more than one COMIC BOOOOOOOOOOKSfascinating https://t.co/b9KEopHpA5phenomenal day of twitter https://t.co/pO5fBTrL2T @CurtisWenis @evilroyslade420 that user has passed away @BAKKOOONN the famous baknoonHoly dog shit. https://t.co/4GU6nJvJCf
Retweeted by Dr Jorts at home: not endorsed by @JaRule @Mattomaha1 i love ayn rand and martin skreli and i don't care who knows itSumo is back on twitch, for those seeking a great sport to watch @UweBollocks a damn shame Coogan didn't become Hollywood's go to comedy guy. but he probably would have been wasted anywayhttps://t.co/YK89g0Hm4D https://t.co/JtI13EFkgA @tiny_oranges @BirdLawDS @WAForeskins talk to Amos @Chigurh_Crash wow, reverse racism much??? @BirdLawDS @WAForeskins you can have 250K @WAForeskins thank u sirlol, cowards at least complaining works sometimes https://t.co/zQF6HM65Xc @WAForeskins can i have a million dollas? @Girl_wonderX throat....baby? @HotWeatherTake 365 inches of snow would be fun to see @InternetHippo i love you mr hippo @allahliker i like the alien @HamHock42 the GO Network baby! @PineyMcknuckle thank you for your kindness @UtzSnacks suck my assat last, the internet hippo comes for @eric_time https://t.co/j5xUrqFLdG @jonbernhardt love me some slightly browned pork shoulder @morningmoneyben sorry you have to work again
1/23
2021
what about the kids at heart? https://t.co/14I87Xl2dB @CHIDSPIN i had one with one of the stupid names like General Asshole's Bunghole Blasting Hot Sauce that was great… https://t.co/lGHzZ6o5e6 @ManginiNaBottle well, i can't say what he really needs because i like talking to you guys on here and i'm not sure… https://t.co/YWtGxwifV3 @ManginiNaBottle that guy needs to get laid and have a drinkwatched a mufo talk to an insane troll person for HOURS tonight. not sure how he didn't just tell the troll to fuck off like 2 tweets in @ManginiNaBottle @21_7_b what a normal human being @MedicatedWP and then kicks you square in the nutsack when the teacher give you an Fi'm actually glad that i don't follow current culture because i feel like my life is better not knowing what this m… https://t.co/1b5SK8uRbv @papafagioli we all have our faults
1/22
2021

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