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matt @dogfather 24┊LA┊he/him

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Joined Twitter 4/8/14

WHAT CAN SOMEONE SEND ME THE TIMESTAMP OMG @dogfather A cameo in the virtual parade!
Retweeted by matt @dog_rates OHMYDOG!!!! You made it into the parade across America!!! @dog_feelings @dogfather #Inauguration2021
Retweeted by mattbarron trump standing at the foot of the biden’s bed tonight asking if they’re his parents now
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Retweeted by mattFull video: Inaugural poet Amanda Gorman
Retweeted by mattwowAmanda Gorman, at 22 years old, is the country's youngest inaugural poet ever
Retweeted by mattReady to serve.
Retweeted by mattthe horse has now officially left the hospital
Retweeted by mattEnd of an era
Retweeted by mattis he really gone tomorrow... i’m scared of getting excited“Just a few bad apples” 🥴
Retweeted by mattfuck an edit button, PLEASE let us choose the image preview @Twitterthanks twitter for this preview love how @dog_rates randomizes when their daily texts go out. It's like a shot of joy straight to my veins when…
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@dog_feelings Agreed!
Retweeted by mattHappy birthday Mac.
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If you don't hear back from me for a while, it's because I'm still watching this.
Retweeted by mattgood dog video alert @dog_rates needs to do better to breaches of the system 😅
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Animals interrupting wildlife photographers. A thread: 1. 📸 Dan Dinu
Retweeted by mattDoug is trying to eat a fly that snuck in
someone ate some grass and you can’t prove it was Doug the NRA couldn’t survive one year without school shootings
Retweeted by mattStuart’s been using stuff fren Sebastian as a pillow lately 🥺 @dogfather @dog_feelings
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@Barb_Nelson_ omg siz go inside silly @dogfather Really Matt???
Retweeted by matt @kylegriffin1 lolit’s a really nice day in LA. like nicer than usual, which is crazy, because it’s usually pretty nice... but today…
LISTEN to this week’s new episode to hear more about how @dog_rates inspired @SheRatesDogs , how the accounts get m…
Retweeted by matt @mistahwoodhouse @jack and it worked didn’t itah i’m sorry we only rate dogs, this is actually @jack was found guilty of treason and sentenced to five years in prison after the Beer Hall Putsch. He served nine…
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Solid move by Airbnb to Block and Cancel D.C. Reservations During Inauguration... ➡️ Moreover, “We also will reimb…
Retweeted by mattnormal country watch this whole thing from @AOC.
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HELLO BESTIES WE HAVE A NEW EPISODE!! Featuring the wonderful @dogfather 🐶 We discuss: - Twitter as a dating app, -…
Retweeted by matt @CloudyCakes23 @dog_feelings @dog_rates 3 SEBASTIANS OMG
NEW: CA will be opening mass vaccination sites this week including Dodgers Stadium, Padres Stadium, and CalExpo. O…
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Retweeted by mattPhantom loves his stuffed fren @dog_rates @dog_feelings @dogfather
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Retweeted by mattthat means no more coups @MichaelaOkla emergency vizsla @MichaelaOkla that was record setting account deletion speedPGA strips major golf championship from Donald Trump's course
Retweeted by matt @jstamper97 @Browns ? @Kori_Miller @Browns thank you koriiithe starters did their job, put SJ in @wj5kw3r35 @Browns thank youthe @Browns are on track to score 112 pointspreciousss
he should try not being a terrorist @JohnRush32 @dog_feelings @dog_rates 🥺❤️Looks like Bon Homme and Bailey are pretty happy with their new stuffed friend Sebastian! 😁
Retweeted by matt @avafalcoo pain @MichaelaOkla sad dog tweets always come with context @BleacherReport @brgridiron wtf is thiswe tried 😔Regardless of the outcome what a great game by Heinicke!
Retweeted by mattHEINICKE!!!!!!!!!!!!! @budlight | #BudLightCelly
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@kylegarvey the text literally had the chef emoji in itthat dog text was one of my best ever i thinkwhat do i say
Retweeted by mattTwitter after banning Trump 1,449 days into his presidency
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❤️ is Ginsburg. One night a few weeks ago she collapsed in pain. A herniated disc had paralyzed her back legs. Sh…
Retweeted by matt @jules19731980 suck my ass julia @lostbobcat not mourning, pointing out hypocrisy @ClarkRosser oh of course not but the irony having such a spotlight this time is worthy of a mentionblue lives matter killed a cop dog Abigail has been leaving her @dog_feelings elephant positioned so it is sitting up waiting for me when I com…
Retweeted by matt @elonmusk sir i have a long list of rescue organizations and underfunded shelters if you’re interested
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Breonna Taylor was an EMT from Louisville murdered in her sleep
Retweeted by mattI took the entire day off and felt bad about it until this moment.
Retweeted by matt @LyndaC1962 what is his numberdoug would like to remind you it’s okay not to be productive on coup days when they shoved a senior citizen so hard he cracked his skull on the pavement and he started bleeding out…
Retweeted by mattay fuck you @HawleyMOinstagram tomorrow
Retweeted by mattJust to be completely clear today, pointed questions like "Where is the teargas?" or "Why don't we see more choke s…
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Awww she couldn’t believe she got maced breaking into the capital. Poor Elizabeth
Retweeted by matt @kerriosheaa @RepJasonCrow ok fairHalf of right wing twitter right now is saying this is a false flag by antifa and the other half is posting picture…
Retweeted by matt @blueeyedgrl4 @sadvil she was notwhen you die storming the capital for the host of the Apprentice…that's what's called a big oopsie
Retweeted by mattSerbia Deploys Peacekeeping Forces To U.S.
Retweeted by mattI am drawing up Articles of Impeachment. Donald J. Trump should be impeached by the House of Representatives & re…
Retweeted by mattI believe the Republican members of Congress who have incited this domestic terror attack through their attempts to…
Retweeted by mattWhen do you all plan on lighting it?
Retweeted by mattJust thinking about how many people were blinded and bloodied and broken all summer for doing far less than this
Retweeted by matti guess the police lost the keys to all that military gear
Retweeted by mattThese Trump supporters are literally fighting the police in Washington. That's why blue lives matter was never abou…
Retweeted by matt @NicPow1003 @rachel3fisher @BuschBeer @myregalbeagle @TheGoldenRatio4 the campaign’s ideal demographic is outdoorsy… @rachel3fisher @BuschBeer @myregalbeagle @TheGoldenRatio4 😳 brbwe’ve recruited 16 instagram dogs to taste test and rate @BuschBeer’s new dog brew. Sid here helped us with our ann… comes in the morning. Thank you, Georgia.
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