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matt @dogfather 24┊LA┊he/him

head human for @dog_rates and @dog_feelings inquiries: press@weratedogs.com

601 Following   158,452 Followers   27,703 Tweets

Joined Twitter 4/8/14


WHAT CAN SOMEONE SEND ME THE TIMESTAMP OMG https://t.co/KEUFFnnDz2 @dogfather A cameo in the virtual parade! https://t.co/6i240IZxv3
Retweeted by matt @dog_rates OHMYDOG!!!! You made it into the parade across America!!! @dog_feelings @dogfather #Inauguration2021 https://t.co/zTE4SEUUer
Retweeted by mattbarron trump standing at the foot of the biden’s bed tonight asking if they’re his parents now https://t.co/H6MiW4Hv3x
Retweeted by matt @MichaelaOkla @jengolbeckhttps://t.co/tiJw2w0fVS
Retweeted by mattFull video: Inaugural poet Amanda Gorman https://t.co/1FF4dfia9h
Retweeted by mattwowAmanda Gorman, at 22 years old, is the country's youngest inaugural poet ever https://t.co/nKgXiA97Lu
Retweeted by mattReady to serve.
Retweeted by mattthe horse has now officially left the hospital
Retweeted by mattEnd of an era https://t.co/iunKk3xNSS
Retweeted by mattis he really gone tomorrow... i’m scared of getting excited“Just a few bad apples” 🥴 https://t.co/3PeXJ0fPv3
Retweeted by mattfuck an edit button, PLEASE let us choose the image preview @Twitterthanks twitter for this preview https://t.co/PIxW636xNZI love how @dog_rates randomizes when their daily texts go out. It's like a shot of joy straight to my veins when… https://t.co/lb8VoVEvWv
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1/20
2021
@dog_feelings Agreed! https://t.co/TZ9okitYjC
Retweeted by mattHappy birthday Mac. https://t.co/XYdOQZC2CT
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1/19
2021
If you don't hear back from me for a while, it's because I'm still watching this. https://t.co/5DOwIfJZMp
Retweeted by mattgood dog video alert https://t.co/PYmWsoGHUj @dog_rates needs to do better to breaches of the system 😅 https://t.co/b3YMYt42RP
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1/18
2021
Animals interrupting wildlife photographers. A thread: 1. 📸 Dan Dinu https://t.co/FYfohHAucq
Retweeted by mattDoug is trying to eat a fly that snuck in https://t.co/3KC9OabcTM
1/17
2021
someone ate some grass and you can’t prove it was Doug https://t.co/GGz88mL3a0Damn the NRA couldn’t survive one year without school shootings
Retweeted by mattStuart’s been using stuff fren Sebastian as a pillow lately 🥺 @dogfather @dog_feelings https://t.co/cmm5tGNJme
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1/16
2021
@Barb_Nelson_ omg siz go inside silly @dogfather Really Matt??? https://t.co/Pt7SxHv9tA
Retweeted by matt @kylegriffin1 lolit’s a really nice day in LA. like nicer than usual, which is crazy, because it’s usually pretty nice... but today… https://t.co/L3OI07aDg3
1/15
2021
LISTEN to this week’s new episode to hear more about how @dog_rates inspired @SheRatesDogs , how the accounts get m… https://t.co/YxJItYFTpz
Retweeted by matt @mistahwoodhouse @jack and it worked didn’t itah i’m sorry we only rate dogs, this is actually @jack https://t.co/TsuIIlpUGbHitler was found guilty of treason and sentenced to five years in prison after the Beer Hall Putsch. He served nine… https://t.co/OkLQSAtWWT
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1/14
2021
Solid move by Airbnb to Block and Cancel D.C. Reservations During Inauguration... ➡️ Moreover, “We also will reimb… https://t.co/lxQraBmJbe
Retweeted by mattnormal country https://t.co/TucoGxJiEDJust watch this whole thing from @AOC. https://t.co/mqRRH5d5C8
Retweeted by mattdoug gets a head pat https://t.co/pxZtrBVCIO
1/13
2021
HELLO BESTIES WE HAVE A NEW EPISODE!! Featuring the wonderful @dogfather 🐶 We discuss: - Twitter as a dating app, -… https://t.co/z379eUWBNb
Retweeted by matt @CloudyCakes23 @dog_feelings @dog_rates 3 SEBASTIANS OMG
1/12
2021
NEW: CA will be opening mass vaccination sites this week including Dodgers Stadium, Padres Stadium, and CalExpo. O… https://t.co/qopTMAwrT3
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Retweeted by mattPhantom loves his stuffed fren @dog_rates @dog_feelings @dogfather https://t.co/5hXyLVoTGa
Retweeted by matt @dog_feelings https://t.co/8H9J9k0YPE
Retweeted by mattthat means no more coups https://t.co/0lGiLUMPs1 @MichaelaOkla emergency vizsla https://t.co/1Y0Njor8yT @MichaelaOkla that was record setting account deletion speedPGA strips major golf championship from Donald Trump's course https://t.co/bwUBxTLqA9
Retweeted by matt @jstamper97 @Browns ? @Kori_Miller @Browns thank you koriiithe starters did their job, put SJ in https://t.co/zkMh1E8Fyz @wj5kw3r35 @Browns thank youthe @Browns are on track to score 112 pointspreciousss https://t.co/fI35wdGOdQ
1/11
2021
he should try not being a terrorist https://t.co/FpAA8fSjmG @JohnRush32 @dog_feelings @dog_rates 🥺❤️Looks like Bon Homme and Bailey are pretty happy with their new stuffed friend Sebastian! 😁 https://t.co/MWnO16qTgx
Retweeted by matt @avafalcoo pain https://t.co/ooeiTAocIv @MichaelaOkla sad dog tweets always come with context @BleacherReport @brgridiron wtf is thiswe tried 😔Regardless of the outcome what a great game by Heinicke!
Retweeted by mattHEINICKE!!!!!!!!!!!!! @budlight | #BudLightCelly https://t.co/UPKj8sjql6
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1/10
2021
@kylegarvey the text literally had the chef emoji in itthat dog text was one of my best ever i thinkwhat do i say https://t.co/tqQLAa5GGY
Retweeted by mattTwitter after banning Trump 1,449 days into his presidency https://t.co/W5bRvkskcs
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1/9
2021
❤️ https://t.co/PmfOMHV5m6This is Ginsburg. One night a few weeks ago she collapsed in pain. A herniated disc had paralyzed her back legs. Sh… https://t.co/EQDUWez3ra
Retweeted by matt @jules19731980 suck my ass julia @lostbobcat not mourning, pointing out hypocrisy @ClarkRosser oh of course not but the irony having such a spotlight this time is worthy of a mentionblue lives matter killed a cop https://t.co/biRAsB6moJMy dog Abigail has been leaving her @dog_feelings elephant positioned so it is sitting up waiting for me when I com… https://t.co/vXqPpYmw9C
Retweeted by matt @elonmusk sir i have a long list of rescue organizations and underfunded shelters if you’re interested
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1/8
2021
Breonna Taylor was an EMT from Louisville murdered in her sleep https://t.co/6WBDzjCN3z
Retweeted by mattI took the entire day off and felt bad about it until this moment. https://t.co/Kp88QBN0wt
Retweeted by matt @LyndaC1962 what is his numberdoug would like to remind you it’s okay not to be productive on coup days https://t.co/OsTJw03I8URemember when they shoved a senior citizen so hard he cracked his skull on the pavement and he started bleeding out… https://t.co/dmwSE5PTvx
Retweeted by mattay fuck you @HawleyMOinstagram tomorrow https://t.co/zqnwIQbEAS
Retweeted by mattJust to be completely clear today, pointed questions like "Where is the teargas?" or "Why don't we see more choke s… https://t.co/XIZrEdwi8b
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1/7
2021
Awww she couldn’t believe she got maced breaking into the capital. Poor Elizabeth https://t.co/aFkqBcsUcp
Retweeted by matt @kerriosheaa @RepJasonCrow ok fairHalf of right wing twitter right now is saying this is a false flag by antifa and the other half is posting picture… https://t.co/zwY3PNKYyW
Retweeted by matt @blueeyedgrl4 @sadvil she was notwhen you die storming the capital for the host of the Apprentice…that's what's called a big oopsie https://t.co/T0pkT7zmWm
Retweeted by mattSerbia Deploys Peacekeeping Forces To U.S. https://t.co/9OrohtoKAu https://t.co/3oXoTfLbIE
Retweeted by mattI am drawing up Articles of Impeachment. Donald J. Trump should be impeached by the House of Representatives & re… https://t.co/wRoRDopWYL
Retweeted by mattI believe the Republican members of Congress who have incited this domestic terror attack through their attempts to… https://t.co/ZYHEboSa1i
Retweeted by mattWhen do you all plan on lighting it? https://t.co/dsxcFt2f2R
Retweeted by mattJust thinking about how many people were blinded and bloodied and broken all summer for doing far less than this https://t.co/C4MD8tAGN8
Retweeted by matti guess the police lost the keys to all that military gear
Retweeted by mattThese Trump supporters are literally fighting the police in Washington. That's why blue lives matter was never abou… https://t.co/kl2mfrkLl0
Retweeted by matt @NicPow1003 @rachel3fisher @BuschBeer @myregalbeagle @TheGoldenRatio4 the campaign’s ideal demographic is outdoorsy… https://t.co/BUDviSsBtY @rachel3fisher @BuschBeer @myregalbeagle @TheGoldenRatio4 😳 brbwe’ve recruited 16 instagram dogs to taste test and rate @BuschBeer’s new dog brew. Sid here helped us with our ann… https://t.co/EpjxIDqrH4Joy comes in the morning. Thank you, Georgia. https://t.co/Dw8wPWAMeI
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1/6
2021

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