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Dom Carter @DomCarterAgain Sagittarius A*

Coin-operated writer @TheDailyMash #TheMashReport @NewsjackBBC

703 Following   896 Followers   13,159 Tweets

Joined Twitter 1/19/13


@stephens_ben @CityBooksinHove Fab book, am a third of the way through.https://t.co/gjyjWCQWiMBloop https://t.co/Tv6wPMXsz1Thing I think about more than I should: Wellard the dog from Eastenders played Maximus’ dog in Gladiator. https://t.co/KqapM6ehEN
Retweeted by Dom Carter @senrab_nala I treated myself to these last year to keep me going. https://t.co/WfJQ18f9pR
1/23
2021
@apwillcox Weird joke.Shout out to All 4 for cutting to an It’s A Sin ad while I was watching It’s A Sin.I think RTD is the only celeb I’d like to chat to.did we all know that the man who designed the pringles can...........is buried in one? something to think about for… https://t.co/nUoANOPW1Y
Retweeted by Dom Carter @DanWorth What's this from? @DanWorth I mean either would be cool. @DanWorth Yes! @OgronThe I know right? Seems like a pretty obvious idea to me 🤷Daleks would be much scarier if they could fly up stairs. Amazed the makers of Doctor Who have never thought of this.Something is only like Black Mirror if it contains a pop hit from yesteryear that you can never listen to in the same way again.SORRY to all ya who followed me for lols but here's one last serious tweet: Are you on UNIVERSAL CREDIT? here's a… https://t.co/UQSIPg0GnK
Retweeted by Dom Carter @Channellio "Rich but flawed city executive loses his job"This is what my Tardis would look like. https://t.co/cArxEzRTPShttps://t.co/pXbVlvkeM1
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1/22
2021
kinda wish Covid would fizzibly melt and then disappear @comedy_doc https://t.co/hyk16JKlKPPosting some images https://t.co/fhiVunNZal
Retweeted by Dom CarterWonder what it'll fetch. https://t.co/HuMtfStdDQ @rhiannoneshaw I'm a fingerless gloves guy.Wheezing Pod is always a joy, but the anecdote at the end of this episode is... wow https://t.co/prI7Enn4SJGetting huge Bernie mittens energy from this. https://t.co/WQydhXSX68 @TNeenan 👏👏👏Just realised that the person who played Mark's dad in Peep Show was also in Paradise Towers. https://t.co/1qWoh9F5qmWorkshopping this impression. https://t.co/Za87gFHfWTINT, MEETING ROOM, DAY Boss: Ok Dom, do you have the deck ready for us to look at? Me (patting my Haymaker-themed… https://t.co/peY15ydhjg @StazJohnson From "Luke Skywalker is missing" I was HOOKED.Sometimes I wish the Mash had bylines, sometimes it ain't necessary. https://t.co/krulLirb28Reminder that Joe Biden's been in politics so long, he first got elected to the Senate shortly before The Three Doc… https://t.co/ctAs74jRUX
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1/21
2021
@ultrabrilliant The snake baddie man scared the shit out of me as a kid.https://t.co/4QEash1OSe https://t.co/ZKSkYv4je4Happy birthday Tom Baker! https://t.co/JQJlv2hI9K
Retweeted by Dom CarterSad to think that if Van Gogh had just commodified his art and set up a Squarespace online store to sell the must-h… https://t.co/iiQYSVKpvkFun Fact: Inauguration attendees are wearing masks as a nod to the Covid-19 pandemic #InaugurationDay
Retweeted by Dom CarterOne of those days that feels like it should have closing credits.Pence's phone must be blowing up with some furious voice messages rn @batmanmarch Start with Scherzo.Credit where it's due, he's making America great again by fucking off.Fascinating video of what former Presidents can and can't do. Will be interesting to see if Trump follows these rul… https://t.co/ZoUNrhubDD @spacemuseum63 Looks like the big Dalek is puffing on a rollie wedged under its dome."Because of the virus, home secretary?" "Err yeah... sure, why not." https://t.co/4oJEu2qPIrHappy birthday Tom Baker https://t.co/9JdxZ5AE9v @ianberriman It's time to heal. Time to move forward.It's Tom Baker's birthday which means it's time to post this again https://t.co/iMsHJpIUV7
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1/20
2021
@TNeenan @danblythewriter Ooh go on then. Cos it’s you.Watching First Dates: N'aww, they really hit it off 🥰🥰 First Dates end credits: They fell out the second they left… https://t.co/G2rzO2NpeK @danblythewriter We're an unfortunate bunch.Any excuse to share this classic again. https://t.co/XrVaC2l4TG @danblythewriter Penny Carter: A sceptical journalist who got caught hiding in a toilet and is named after an almos… https://t.co/aF98s3jNuR @GameGriffin It sounds like you’re punching Mr Blobby, which would be really mean. @AnthonyLamb Got a lotta thoughts about this.Sometimes if you interact with content for too long, content interacts with you.Do you want us to call the police, mate?
1/19
2021
https://t.co/yiFUJA2HBc https://t.co/d6fASqFB56Peter Capaldi and Jodie Whittaker recording a Big Finish together in a couple years. https://t.co/8UfBcMWTbwToday is Popeye’s birthday so take a moment to consider how great Elzie Crisler Segar was https://t.co/NQhEjgD9YB
Retweeted by Dom Carter @ianberriman Bring back rationing, I say! 🇬🇧💪#WeCanDoItWhy do I ever think I have the energy to make a risotto on a weekday? @wifeinspace There's a time and a plaice, mate.Reached the point of a lockdown where I binge an old show I loved. https://t.co/UUOPM1J4ja"University? Never heard of it! Sounds shite!" https://t.co/jD65nx0iLcbabe is everything okay? you’ve barely touched your DOCTOR•WHO Wholewheat Pasta Shapes in Tomato Sauce :( https://t.co/tZkzLejSGO
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1/18
2021
https://t.co/wgeKBMojLv https://t.co/rDW89AGr3T @TNeenan 🍦You've made your point, mate.crank up yer granny @ianberriman Where did you watch it? Not seen it.Mad Men (2007) https://t.co/AWEc0FUItY“Flipping Burgers” is not just flipping burgers. It’s working with a money-obsessed crab and a squid who plays the clarinet.
1/17
2021
Himbo’s log, stardate 16012021: I still don’t know what time Frasier starts in the morning and I just cooked foil in the microwave.I think next series Doctor Who should have celebrity cameos to help boost the ratings. Someone like James Corden or… https://t.co/Vomg1kAJglThis is a good explainer: https://t.co/sjlZesR7xX
Retweeted by Dom Carter @EddieRobson This is great, thanks for sharing. I'll admit to being anxious about just walking past someone, so thi… https://t.co/GY09CSNxS1This description of the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs is probably the best piece of writing I've read in a whi… https://t.co/hMGhiN8Wpn
Retweeted by Dom CarterThe winner takes it all https://t.co/0QlZmic2q8
Retweeted by Dom CarterSatoshi Kon was a filmmaker who created generation defining works. One of those being the classic film… https://t.co/gKiTen8zQM
Retweeted by Dom Carterif you see my tweets just know that I also hate them, I hate them all
Retweeted by Dom Carterunbothered, moisturized, in my lane, focused, flourishing https://t.co/uCpvEZ9j0v
Retweeted by Dom CarterKate Bush’s bat costume https://t.co/kmfQdim5Zd
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1/16
2021
Come on now, mate. Come on.Me, to the coronavirus: alright mate, it’s time to leave now. @ianberriman Probably eat lead @ianberriman Teal @ianberriman Depends, is it from a jar? @bbcdoctorwho @WhoHats mate @everindecisive I know mate. I know.We must be due another version of Shada any day now, eh lads?I don't think anyone did say just eat mateLightweight. https://t.co/GtXWvQOE74I stand above the last Google server farm with a grenade ready to blow in one hand and my nuts in the other: "optimise this"
Retweeted by Dom CarterWhen I said I wanted a Brazilian this isn’t what I meant 🤪🤣 #ILoveMyKids https://t.co/rlMRYNdUyAThrilled to announce I wrote this. https://t.co/qDfzkQYtc3On "mentrification" https://t.co/ZupqGwJWYy
Retweeted by Dom CarterMy parents, who proudly voted Brexit, have since pivoted to saying there should have been 3 options in the referend… https://t.co/brw1Al3qnX
1/15
2021

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