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Aspiring coma patient

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Joined Twitter 8/26/15


@__mceachin What's comfortable?
1/17
2021
@FanSince09 Jesus is his RT and the Holy Ghost is his WR1We're constantly led to believe that people in retail and service are burnouts and failures who don't get paid well… https://t.co/PI9gOooNVhShit like "the customer is always right" is used to devalue and dehumanize employees. Giving customers the belief t… https://t.co/eEnvxHYISMIt's wild how early classism is put into our minds. Clichéd phrases like "you don't want to end up flipping burgers… https://t.co/GYlKgqkunq @UweBollocks The Thing is a masterpiece
1/16
2021
@mcgotesdeltotes The person is a poli sci major too smhYeah im sure it has nothing to do with the state being a GOP stronghold through gerrymandering, voter suppression,… https://t.co/V7HU1VCerC @Michaeljhandy @rockiesVSconnor Celtic Symphony isn't a sea shanty but it has sailing in it
1/15
2021
@UweBollocks He would 100% be more hurt by that than getting removed from office
1/14
2021
Rewatching the LotR trilogy and god the Battle of Helm's Deep absolutely rules @MarkFooterman @GOPLeader Tell him to learn to code
1/13
2021
@__mceachin Can't believe the antisemitism here smh @MSNBC https://t.co/Gxx5LcHFdN
1/12
2021
Billionaires absolutely love poverty larping https://t.co/DL1mOy9Mt7 @LucyXIV @juliaioffe Her hatred of the soviet union is why she hangs out with nazis
1/11
2021
Trump should start tweeting from the emergency broadcast @thisisntxav They know the legit criticisms don't hold as much water when the team is winning. They have to make a… https://t.co/mXv8um4feV @thisisntxav Dude is so young and isn't close to hitting his prime and people want to push him out the door for not winning anything smh @Vanessa_ABee https://t.co/8fXytqr75O @ThisisKSwag If I knew what kafkaesque meant, im sure it would be an apt sumerization of this exact moment. @ThisisKSwag Just another example of how orwellian freedom of the press is. Just in shock they didn't give the VP t… https://t.co/31CcrwyHrFCovid has been horrible but it has established some hygienic practices that we shouldve been implementing long ago.… https://t.co/L0aq0L5Bjf @SpaceGhostIvan Congrats! Keep up the great work!Libs: "maga chuds are brainwashed cultists!" Also libs: "yassss! Stacey Abrams! The magical god queen needs to rul… https://t.co/N48srqB1xN @ThisisKSwag Wiggles his toes and the crowd erupts in raucous applauseCertainly the worst thing that's happened this week. People are just flabbergasted. https://t.co/cTIQHEKebA @BLACKMESSlAH Pornhub's silence speaks volumes
1/10
2021
@thisisntxav All that water carrying for leagues that will dispose of them without a second thought if it's convenient for them"We need strong and principled Republicans in office, like Strom Thurmond." https://t.co/MmgQTXQ1vT @PrettyBadLefty Put Jeff Tiedrich in a drive thru window he's already got that down to a scienceI cant believe Twitter banned Sarah Cooper's head writer @Grosdoriane We're all a work in progress! @rachelmillman @moonshinemaude Sticking to her brand as the most tonedeaf human being alive
1/9
2021
@RepSlotkin Shut up, nerd @drewmagary @killakow We need an Even Flow of bipartisanship to get this country back on track
1/8
2021
@cushbomb @JucheMane @necrobranson It's his first time being president. We should allow him to learn and grow from his mistakes. @GarbageApe C'mon we all know you're 87All those people broke into the Capital building to protest the election results and all they found was one less vote for Trump. @DanCrenshawTX Just parachute in and stop them, cyclops. @ggooooddddoogg Get better lars! @davidmackau Read a history book @JoeBiden https://t.co/jWcCckdpeB
1/7
2021
@__mceachin C'mon man look we just gotta come together @roqchams Wearing maga hats and Trump regalia. "These people are clearly anarchists." @thisisntxav Y'all still gonna be rioting later? I got two hours left on my shift. @rtyson82 They have torn rotater cuffs from high fiving all the protesters @normalohioguy A fifty page manifesto of "sir, this is a Wendy's" repeated over and over @JawnValjawn Hey this is President Bam Margera and im gonna put a scorpion in Angela Merkel's motorcadeYou head it folks, Buckle up! The Democrats are working hard on new excuses why they can't do anything now that the… https://t.co/Jh3IiKFuuq
1/6
2021
@Golf_Jesus Your mom is anti rise 'n grind
1/5
2021
@tom_on_here It makes me want to listen to some Joy Division
1/4
2021
@thisisntxav Chelsea spent so much money too lmao
1/3
2021
@banalplay President Xi, I am an American and the people here want revolution. Please come and free us mr. President
1/1
2020
@mcmansionhell Not a band but Michael Kiwanuka is very good and very sad @Cosmis Lol that guy rules @JaneOst_ Pretty weird how this list is just places the United States doesn't like
12/30
2020
@BLACKMESSlAH Everyone knows the third game of the season is the truest picture you'll get of a players abilityTime again for my completely unwarranted music opinion https://t.co/WzyEXLmTFK
12/28
2020
@__mceachin @mcgotesdeltotes I'll forget and finally rush one together in like February @__mceachin Gonna be a shame when they walk away with 1 point
12/26
2020
@banalplay "Just a compliment about your beard being good." @TacoAffcionado @notwilliamzabka Congrats!
12/25
2020
🎶 . You are canceled Mr. Grinch. Your account you should delete. Your brain is full of spiders. You used the n-word… https://t.co/o1AqMpKPlE @thetweethaver Oh no I have to marry Taylor Swift for 10 billion dollars!
12/24
2020
@bomani_jones Panthers just gonna re-hire him in 3 years
12/21
2020
@SullivanBobby It's better to be piss pissedofferdon than piss pissedonferson
12/19
2020
@__mceachin He's basically Vincent D'Onofrio from Men in BlackHe's had covid so much, it's essentially part of him now. Of course he's against the vaccine. https://t.co/2C9Onh35t9 @Jim_Jordan Instead of tweeting next time, just eat shit @fspielman Seems low
12/18
2020
@scharpling TV on the Radio
12/14
2020
@Sandernista412 Yeah they're pretty good @GarbageApe One American on twitter: that sandwich looks kinda gross British people: holy shit! Bourgeois American… https://t.co/OuXl0jWjz8 @saintknives Does she know about the existence of soul food?
12/13
2020
@DongsMcKenzie right now begging for a Brittany Howard and Michael Kiwanuka collab https://t.co/h464aDb7Kn
Retweeted by Nob Seegar @__mceachin 2020 owes us a little manna from heaven @cushbomb He gave Trump some epic side eye in a press conference or some shit thoughShout out to the guy who told us not to wear masks at the beginning of the pandemic, but then totally redeemed hims… https://t.co/XkghgRid74
12/11
2020
thanks to @Maid2R for the idea https://t.co/xsITGj4jZS
Retweeted by Nob Seegar
12/10
2020
@__mceachin Moe is iconic
12/9
2020
@bigidiotredux Congrats!
12/8
2020
@Jake_Sperling @ContextFreeCBB There's no rule that says dogs can't play basketball @thisisntxav Imagine disliking a fun qb. Couldn't be me @__mceachin @mcgotesdeltotes ESPN plus has MLS i can give you the login stuff if I remember it @saintknives What do they think universal means?
12/7
2020
@michaelmalice Make a situation a completely different situation and wow look at the results I made up in my head
12/6
2020
@palaisindigo1 Good kid, m.a.a.d city Remain in light Kid a
12/4
2020
@Ad_Inifinitum I would simply vote him outhttps://t.co/Yu5QiPf210 https://t.co/kuU7Ol2wA7
Retweeted by Nob Seegar @hello__caitlin They say, "pictures are worth a thousand words," but this one only needs four. Raise hell, praise Dale. @TheAmitie No defund the police? More like befriend the police! @saintknives Nice to see they took a break from calling everyone on Chapo a nazi to call a black woman a white supremacist
12/3
2020
Im the Johnny Appleseed of good music https://t.co/u9t95PXfk1 @LizardRumsfeld I hope he follows the Breitbart doctrine of dying on a toilet
12/2
2020
@thisisntxav You got this! Youre gonna kill it! @sabbysann Congrats!
12/1
2020
@__mceachin Feminist icon @TylerIAm Wearing a mask at work makes it a lot easier to mutter shit under your breath at customers @GarbageApe He's houngry for engagement
11/30
2020

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