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Donovan Woods @DonovanWoods Toronto, Ontario

'Being Together’ out now.

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Joined Twitter 1/6/09


I wrote an acrostic poem for Kyle Lowry (@Klow7). Will miss you. K indhearted Y outhful L oyal E nergetic
8/3
2021
Michael has his eyes open wide, he sees truth. The rest of you, not sure. https://t.co/goSri18LJXCommercials trying to help us relate to olympians: “Uh when you upload fast, that’s like Olympics.”Fuckin right https://t.co/WqmKiJPAMG @zoewhittall Yeah I’m not helping. Sorry.
8/1
2021
@zoewhittall The guardrails would stop you. You’d have to try really hard to drive off a bridge! @zoewhittall *you @zoewhittall What are worried is going to happen on a bridge?Goddam I love crying on a plane.
7/31
2021
Updated my @Spotify playlist with what I'm listening to lately. Let me know about any cool songs that I don’t know… https://t.co/ElGhwdV5uN
7/29
2021
@anmbilodeau I'll allow it.What kind of dog is it? https://t.co/ujpAdRlW7xUpdate, he knows I’m sorry. https://t.co/cUcciiPM0r
7/26
2021
To the guy walking by who said, “I like your music” in Forest Hill this morning: sorry I didn’t say thanks. My brai… https://t.co/vwm1fC8PIe @sproudfoot Been saying it for YEARS!I’m telling you, a lane with a regular person in it during the swimming events, so we can appreciate the speed.
7/24
2021
Too late, Keg. I wore pants. https://t.co/JxmNtKFOba
7/23
2021
.@TheKeg Can I wear shorts in The Keg Mansion?An acoustic performance of my new song "Being Together". See the full video on my YouTube channel:… https://t.co/UQTXIqgOSb
7/22
2021
Brutal and cowardly, @JohnTory. https://t.co/KyhvNeuCrCEven just seeing a picture of a Fender Acoustasonic can ruin an afternoon for me.
7/21
2021
.@Spotify created this “Written By Donovan Woods” playlist so you can zip through my life’s work in about an hour.… https://t.co/WUJhwqzeNjhttps://t.co/JRddbmqS9OI love her https://t.co/5vFq9nWSEbWrote a good song today. Doesn’t change the fact that I don’t get any respect at the bank. @normsousa @DougFlutie Talk about a Hail Mary RE: that tank top.
7/20
2021
It’s Jack’s birthday today. So we’re announcing lineup for Love, Hope, and Optimism - Celebrating the Layton Legac… https://t.co/5eUWWFiToU
Retweeted by Donovan Woods @RyanHank87 I get them at American Eagle.A guy who hates me commented, “Go buy some more pre-ripped jeans”, one time on my Facebook post and I still think about it. @thebrianfallon I got to “Why You No Love Me” and I had to take a walk.
7/18
2021
@wucandoit You just vacuum them up again and, if my math is right, by the 10th time they’ll die. @HowardDruckman I knew someone would say it.Quick tip for anybody else dealing with 40-50 moths in their sunroom: you can suck them up with a Dyson handheld va… https://t.co/eULxmBSSQbCanadian institution, @barenakedladies released a new album today and it includes two songs I co-wrote with Ed. Two… https://t.co/HUQm7c6zp0
7/17
2021
A dumb thing a lot of men like to do is go, “Are you surprised? I’m not surprised by that,” when you mention a curr… https://t.co/m6AuX9s2xD
7/16
2021
Check out this beautiful visualizer for "Being Together", created by @matterofline. The full video is on my YouTube… https://t.co/EIX6EYM0G2Famous dudes have jeans where it’s like you don’t even know where to buy jeans like that and you don’t want them but still it bothers you.
7/15
2021
@lizmostlyfolk Oh ok I’ll delete this.Phil Collins sitting in a Honda Civic making one of those TikToks like, “Just wrote this, should I release it?” and then cranking Sussudio.Crypto currency is Arbonne for men.
7/14
2021
Looking forward to this. https://t.co/2aPz8aQHACi wish the billionaires were smarter https://t.co/YYp47adxS7When you lay it out like this, it’s pretty obvious I rhymed “something” with “something”.
7/13
2021
You don’t like that, I got no fuckin idea what to tell you.Take a look at this bluebird here. You don’t like this, I can’t help you. https://t.co/543fNXvpPiThanks for listening to “Being Together”, and thanks for your messages about it. You can hear it wherever you get m… https://t.co/YN5fr8fLHGThis song fuckin rules. All I’ve listened to for two days. https://t.co/DjCjAvMYjS @NoahKahan Oh buddy. Me too. “I was way too scared to hit him, but I would hit him in heartbeat now.” @abestoklasa I know abe. I’m doing what’s called a joke.I maybe know why the dog left. A lot of dogs I know like both those things.Lost dog poster in my neighbourhood says, “Do not call out or touch” and I mean, do we wanna get this thing back or what?
7/12
2021
Always a good time tuning in to watch some young athletes make little mistakes that will haunt and torment them until they are dead.Do not approach me as dolphin.https://t.co/XoEYKnGp77Hopefully Chris Kattan chimes in on vaccines so I can make a decision. @thebrianfallon I’m on a very restrictive diet myself and during the night, I’m angry. Properly angry.
7/11
2021
@godmere Yeah, a massively good song. @WayneIngle Glad you like it.So into fruit right now.
7/10
2021
Time heals because it gives us perspective but it also helps us forget some stuff, which is nice. Being Together is… https://t.co/VBpFu4vw3wMy new song "Being Together", available now: https://t.co/tZ8M0PGBqL https://t.co/ddGJhje2AC @lwdavie Ooh will think about that.
7/9
2021
Gary Bettman maybe the weirdest grown man in North America. @caredunton Blake is from Hamilton. I am from Sarnia. VERY different. They’re actually basically the same. But still. @LeonardSumner Oooh that’s great. See if you can knock that down with a bat for me.The Bachelorette put “Portland, Maine” in her Instagram stories but it’s not a clue. She just loves my modern adult… https://t.co/49AGqw7yBy @jwPencilAndPad Thinking about you, Jeremy. That’s an awful thing. I can relate to that feeling of wanting to write… https://t.co/tTaeuvuWHB
7/8
2021
Sure, I say parking lot too much in songs but look around folks, they’re all over the fuckin place."all the pictures you have that I’m not in" Being Together, out Friday. Pre-save now: https://t.co/tZ8M0PYcij https://t.co/3XTKJuurl9 @JGoldhawk Go to bed.I really wish I wrote, “Do not approach me at restaurant.” Will bother me for a couple days.Do not approach me at the restaurant.Just went out to dinner, baby. At a fuckin restaurant too.
7/7
2021
Decided to write about something I've never spoken about publicly: my old label and management situation that nearl… https://t.co/h65DPdTGdu
Retweeted by Donovan WoodsPut your gloves on and put that cup back in the fuckin crate, blonde guy.Imagine being a dolphin, man. Just out there fuckin rippin hoo boy.
7/6
2021
This is “Being Together”. Comes out Friday. Pre-save it now: https://t.co/tZ8M0PYcij https://t.co/oLXDQ13WitI try not to get too upset about fireworks waking me up because hey, I’m happy the local dumber people are in a good mood.
7/5
2021
Honestly thought this would be my most popular tweet ever. Charged my phone to prepare.Celebrating the 4th of July by saying Splash Pad in a Chicago accent. https://t.co/hMB5jHI1KZ @GaryRideoutJr @mbalazo Yeah man, would go to war against that if asked.
7/4
2021
This is my own issues talking but it’s always rich kids.You parents who let your kid ride their bike through a busy splash pad, you blow. I’m tryna sit on this bench stress-free. @delbarberino But I think it feels bad. @delbarberino Will get back to you.
7/3
2021
Join Rob today @ 6pm (EST) for Front of the Bus on @SIRIUSXM. Tonight's episode is titled “Cottage Trip” - hear gre… https://t.co/XKfaPvA3Pv
Retweeted by Donovan Woods @thebrianfallon Thanks, Brian. We'll show 'em. @ithemountain NoNew song coming in exactly one week. Believe it or not, I made this social media visual asset entirely by myself. https://t.co/cOxzYXIhu8
7/2
2021
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7/1
2021
Two of those words might be regional.A kid I went to elementary school with could gleek on your duotang and it would smell forever. @erinotoole Don't do this @yesjameskeast Good burn.
6/30
2021
My studio flooded and the only thing damaged was a gold record. I hear you, universe.Stay Postive https://t.co/WvTfWpwkgKwe could run a zillion pieces on climate reporting that wouldn't say as much as this. thank you @sarahlovescali for… https://t.co/Hy442tcgRF
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6/29
2021
Almost feels like no one at this splash pad knows my last album didn’t get nominated for any awards. @abestoklasa BeforeAnybody else’s kids eat a whole massive dinner but 2 hours later they want a bedtime snack so you make beautiful fr… https://t.co/x5Mxckp88R
6/28
2021

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