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doro @dorororo_ montréal

we are accidents waiting to happen

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Joined Twitter 4/15/18


why is this so oddly specific https://t.co/T3WlMQy2DIhey guise. welcome to my crib. https://t.co/8CQvIRny6ino facebook and no insta was definitely the self-care move of 2020. that and getting a therapist lol @HellmannsCanada hey - how can i get paid to play animal crossing?after staying in so many cities, it's wild how simple things are luxury items for others: 1. private outdoor space… https://t.co/AHlNwWWKbT @FNoMTL i usually just look for one specific building. a bit biased but the Hong Kong skyline is iconic. https://t.co/S8tOrPPfZI @mwerichards did you still win https://t.co/RS6WK5PSLEholy shit @mwerichards https://t.co/GAWJw4qX3o @mwerichards i went on one. it was awful. he came back to my place after and i didnt want him to and it was AWKWARD.so blessed for our health and financial stability because i feel like all my friends and i had a really good 2020.i think the most depressing thing about my seasonal affective disorder is knowing it's there, it exists, it's comin… https://t.co/OsLlmmN7re
10/21
2020
dae have wayyyyyyyyyy too many spotify playlists so they make them public as shortcuts? lolSoftkuri-inu, a mix of a dog and an ice cream who is often mistaken for a pink poo, is a mascot who tidies up the s… https://t.co/2IjYpnE3iC
Retweeted by dorofor someone who finds pain very pleasurable, needles are the absolute worst. got the flu shot tho 😬need https://t.co/hnIoG4giwii wonder who from my past is creeping me rn. drop me a sign. HI ADRIENNE! HI RONNY! @nkwu @dmai21 @dmai21 is literally missing my breakdown @nkwu @dmai21 arent we all crazy on twitter?
10/20
2020
@nkwu r u srs tho @nkwu i feel like this is necessary so i can direct people to my onlyfanshttps://t.co/cb9R5arppY @mwerichards the comments are making me feel guilty for giving the guy im seeing blowjobs during his zoom meetings :\ @mwerichards IF I CAN SAVE MY PHONE FROM SPIDERS, you totally got this. @mwerichards you got thisthe only thing i am looking forward to this week is getting off work so i can read the book my therapist recommende… https://t.co/DRqhmAeQ18i think the only saving grace that can happen in 2020 is if americans voted trump out, but i dont have the confidence they willIm an adult, I am not ashamed of responding fast and double texting. I want to talk to you.
Retweeted by dorogoogling the lyrics for el disco anal on my work laptop and realizing that it was not a smart idea after i hit enter.i've been here for 7 hours and my anxiety levels have definitely reached another galaxy by now. 😩
10/19
2020
Plateau alleyways are their own kind of magical forest. 🍂🍁 #Montreal https://t.co/hftDosKENu
Retweeted by dorobonjour hi https://t.co/c97JRF8Cjymy brother is picking me up and my train coming in is late so he’s getting me BUBBLE TEA as he kills time 🥺as someone who greets everyone with bonjour-hi, i feel attacked by the SNL skit
10/18
2020
Fixed https://t.co/Mn6MdHW53U
Retweeted by doroSo i have 3-5 part-time boyf openings. Send sample memes and CV
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10/16
2020
hey babe I really appreciate you taking birth control even if it fucks you up, it just feels really good on my peni… https://t.co/TmFdxZYfV9
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10/15
2020
2020 email intros are getting creative. https://t.co/D6C5w6fPyl
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10/14
2020
I see your account went private, good luck on the job hunt
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10/13
2020
this is how far into the earth humans have dug so far. https://t.co/j1Oako1em1
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10/12
2020
Me making supernoodles after coming home at 4am hammered https://t.co/tph250JDiI
Retweeted by dorothis is the most extra product page ever for CANDLES but damn, it's beautiful.... https://t.co/HEZscgfkLW @mwerichards i got off it and it's been pretty glorious.
10/10
2020
@namujyoon no :3 https://t.co/YQ1kmvcyhB @namujyoon Excuse you, Paraiso has a nice home for Tigres and all my villagers sport their orange jerseys quite often. @JohnTory will there be some sort of financial assistance for those forced to close again in wave 2? My client is b… https://t.co/UBG6iJo1m6the terrifying realization that you are not mentally/emotionally ready for cold winter and less sunlight. now throw… https://t.co/ESkISpwjBT
10/9
2020
😎🍌 https://t.co/c5jFqc4gxay'all wanna talk about stressed/bachelorette life? i'm having ben and jerry's chocochip cookie dough ice cream for lunch.I didn't go to work because a cat fell on my head and then a dog with shoes tried to do me justice. https://t.co/20oSin7VYt
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10/8
2020
i can’t believe i used to share water with like 15 strangers at shows jesus christ
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10/7
2020
just a reminder that people's opinion of you is what they value and expect from you mixed with their reaction to ho… https://t.co/f60BDsFFK6 @dmai21 😗https://t.co/lm5UorUaLI https://t.co/yeouYNDiGJ @SpotifyCares why was part time's spell #6 removed? :(chaotic has been the best way to describe 2020 me. @nkwu @dmai21 https://t.co/dNekhibICo
10/6
2020
@dmai21 that's too much shame in 24 hours. but i ate the last one shortly after the tweet.thinking about the most overplayed/annoying 'deep house' song of the late 2010s and it's definitely walking with elephants by ten walls @CP24 https://t.co/9mUjTlelWDhttps://t.co/AbfOVg7roh https://t.co/qmce8lCoJL @nkwu fKLjfKELAFMLKEA do you!?every day the news is like "doug ford is set to make an announcement" and the announcement is that like 5 less peop… https://t.co/JnwvlOxObW
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10/5
2020
yikes https://t.co/2FLFsEapI2it’s embarrassing how happy i get shopping in hypermarketsHow it started: How it ended: https://t.co/ImAcJVrpfZ
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10/4
2020
@dmai21 I get 3 or 4 a day but every other dayoh my god https://t.co/U2Icj6uWbt
Retweeted by doro @mwerichards yeah i know that feeling. text me if you need anyone to talk to! 💕 @mwerichards idk what kind of girls you’re trynna get but it’s a little low effort. But if that’s your humour and s… https://t.co/e65ArUJfPb @mwerichards fuckboys @mwerichards none they all suck
10/3
2020
@dmai21 deleting fb and messenger has been the greatest thing I did in 2019
10/2
2020
@KAYTRANADA who hurt you😐 https://t.co/t0wwSYCO8S
10/1
2020
the beauty was always us https://t.co/n7im2OLYki @dmai21 *goes on twitter x984302489032 more*i have a 'finsta' where i follow literally 8 of my closest friend (one didn't accept). and because no one posts, i… https://t.co/reeKJv3Oy5 @dmai21 can i be a guest @nkwu wow who did you knock upThe contrast between the general presidential debate and the Democratic primary debates is made clear 10 ms in. Mos… https://t.co/VRtwy8l2DQ
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9/30
2020
Me this whole pandemic. https://t.co/FOXl71Kuwp
Retweeted by doroi love living alone and seeing my true bachelorette habits come out. for example: i ate half a loaf of brioche bread in the last 18 hours.do you ever think about all the negative effects that birth control has both physically and mentally and then reali… https://t.co/Ncx2A9I282
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9/29
2020
"The province also announced that: Visits to the homes of other people are largely banned in red zones." i'm getting cockblocked.montreal went from green to red in 2 weeks. the leaves didnt even change colours that quickly.not sure if hot because fever (covid?) or because all my windows are closed to prevent squirrels from breaking into my apt.https://t.co/S5rwm2pNMg
Retweeted by doroLiterally all relationships, including non-sexual or non-romantic relationships, require strong communication, clea… https://t.co/Dls2pjpa3j
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Retweeted by doroppl with no social media, living off the grid, plant based, living sustainably...their minds. It’s too late for me but their minds
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9/28
2020

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