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Dev Advocate for @ChromiumDev Extensions. I ❤️ JS, keyboards, games, helping ppl, & the open web. DMs open, bu I'm not CWS support 😉 Tweets are my own. He/him

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@BrendanEich @ColdLegalTakes @mrnuu I'm intoxicated 🤷‍♂️ @BrendanEich @ColdLegalTakes @mrnuu Sir, the impact H1N1 had on the US is far from the worst case. Until we have a… https://t.co/Ud9mmBXOj8
4/5
2020
@mintlodica @DasSurma?Today I made a Zoom background of myself accidentally walking in on myself in a Zoom meeting. https://t.co/Rl2AsjfZ7V
Retweeted by Simeon lives in Animal Crossing nowIn light of the extraordinary global circumstances due to COVID-19, we’ve decided to temporarily roll back the enfo… https://t.co/uB4JX7t4K3
Retweeted by Simeon lives in Animal Crossing nowSome nice Friday news for you: New WebKit features in Safari 13.1, including pointer and mouse events on iPadOS, th… https://t.co/QINYm67k5o
Retweeted by Simeon lives in Animal Crossing nowHugs to Twitter engineering who had to deal with their security incident. Frowns at Twitter comms for phrasing thi… https://t.co/8SYjc0sq13
Retweeted by Simeon lives in Animal Crossing nowEvery reporter covering a tech + policy beat should familiarise themselves with the https://t.co/PNkyZGbliS Service… https://t.co/gFfQ07yfJH
Retweeted by Simeon lives in Animal Crossing nowIt's Friday! Let's start our weekly wrap up thread! Let's start with updates from friends at @googlewmc ✨ Want to… https://t.co/DHFD9a3dS5
Retweeted by Simeon lives in Animal Crossing now @ericlaw Seems Legit™️Bruh!! She recorded her baby’s reaction to her dancing and I cannnnttttt 😍😍😭😭😭😭 https://t.co/jimuisv90P
Retweeted by Simeon lives in Animal Crossing now @zahinize Very glad to hear you're taking care of yourself 🙂 @zahinize I started to feel that last night as I was chasing down an issue late into the evening. Assuming you're s… https://t.co/5wTDnsxuZb @brad_frost Are you familiar with Name That Tune? https://t.co/3HWgqSFsBLWhen I woke up I legit thought it was Tuesday. @gtvrhs 100%. I definitely looked for and expected there to be at least a sort option if not multiple sorting metho… https://t.co/CLnqx0nTOqWait, how is it Friday? @gtvrhs WHAT A FOOL AM I. You can rearrange your inventory by pressing and holding A on an item. @gtvrhs I mean, this is AC. You can't even rearrange your bag without dropping stuff on the ground. So … yeah, no. @AdamHSays Spoiler alert: we are hardwired to seek out people with shared interests. https://t.co/MU3OWXHUcr
Retweeted by Simeon lives in Animal Crossing now @AdamHSays Spoiler alert: we are hardwired to seek out people with shared interests. https://t.co/MU3OWXHUcr
4/3
2020
In reality Chris was selectively quarantined to stop him from continuing to organize for paid quarantine leave for… https://t.co/iIOr2R4SDc
Retweeted by Simeon lives in Animal Crossing now @_thp @MarrokTheWulf I think Marrok is saying that in the era of COVID-19 drastic changes seem to happen nearly eve… https://t.co/UvFAPU3OWR @RexChapman Anyone else watching this just waiting for that ceiling hook to give out?p.s. I did this for the twitterjoke but I'm legit leaving it thereNew addition to my workspace. What have I become? https://t.co/9lcHcrbMzY @TatianaTMac PB&J @longlivemikey @UniverCurious Looks like they swapped the bottom edge. They try to keep the top of the frame in sho… https://t.co/81c2ODWLPI🎉 New JavaScript features in ES2020: ➡️ BigInt ➡️ dynamic import() ➡️ nullish coalescing ➡️ optional chaining ➡️ P… https://t.co/Cbn0MYsbuF
Retweeted by Simeon lives in Animal Crossing now @bitandbang This mashup should have been called "The 7th Bad Guy" @bitandbang this is so so so so goooooood 😂 @BoldBebo @moonpuff1 I'll keep an eye outOh yeah, almost forgot with everything else going on... import.meta went to stage 4 today 🎉 Great work @devsnek,… https://t.co/SnJCE9IxtJ
Retweeted by Simeon lives in Animal Crossing now @moonpuff1 @BoldBebo To be fair that is the style in many (most?) homes in Japan @npcSara AMEN SISTER, how am I supposed to fish up bells if y'all keep giving me this crap. Stop blowing my durability on f'n eggs!Kinda looks like the billionaires aren’t going to save us
Retweeted by Simeon lives in Animal Crossing now @denladeside I feel like there's a reference here I'm not picking up on <_< >_>The only april fools joke I'm okay with this year https://t.co/nxTXPNiUMU @rachelnabors @cassidoo A true test of their mettle
4/2
2020
#itsHappening https://t.co/bNMZOZ3vHw
Retweeted by Simeon lives in Animal Crossing now @sailorhg I'm so sorry you're getting crap for drawing boundaries and prioritizing your own well being. Those people are asshats. @ericlaw What's going on with that paper? @k4shif @harleenkbatra @Google @Paul_Kinlan @DasSurma @dalmaer @kosamari @argyleink Unfortunately it's not a public… https://t.co/7TsolQPrY0 @tabatkins @harleenkbatra @Google @Paul_Kinlan @DasSurma @dalmaer @kosamari @argyleink Yeah, looks like it's publis… https://t.co/doyFnrQtD3I read an article recently about React Router v6 where the author claimed that v6's <Routes> element was a simple r… https://t.co/Utgt3bkkEl
Retweeted by Simeon lives in Animal Crossing nowtbh I love remix culture https://t.co/2nP7qBhKbe @seaotta G'mornin' 👋 @soniagupta504 Treating people like humans turns out to be a great way to engage with them 😜 @antiheroine This is a strong endorsement, I'll have to check it outChanneling my inner @jaffathecake for this tweet @soniagupta504 Hi friend, I know the past few days have sucked for you and I just wanted to say I appreciate you :)and this, friends, is why hospitals are doing blanket no visitor policies. https://t.co/oC2wcSwkyM
Retweeted by Simeon lives in Animal Crossing nowI just farted so loud that Google Hangouts asked if I was trying to talk and wanted to unmute 👀 @Romly Yeah, I think it can. I definitely know people that wear "SJW" with pride. They laugh at the idea that being… https://t.co/xIa921bjOC @soukupjs @Romly Just wanted to verify as I also saw a possible reading where you were implying that SJWs *are* rude. Language is hard 😓 @Romly @soukupjs Hm, based on that text screenshot I don't think SJW is applicable. SJWs tend to be aligned with th… https://t.co/IPd4IZ8Vn8 @Romly Sorry for not being clear. "It" was too vague. I should have said, "while I wouldn't call myself a SJW, othe… https://t.co/U8lihSVD4G @mxstbr @FujifilmEU Oh dang, grats! 📷⚡️🎉 @Romly It basically comes down to wanting everyone to to be treated well and as equals. It's hard to do that when t… https://t.co/5gIpEPZYFH @Romly I'm not familiar with ツイフェミ and Google isn't helping FWIW I'm deeply concerned about social justice, but I… https://t.co/1H62UXmoV4Hey friends It's starting to be April 1st around the world Please, no shitty jokes this year, especially virus-re… https://t.co/LiyNxScXOW
Retweeted by Simeon lives in Animal Crossing nowSuddenly, the whole nation is depending on the same people they say shouldn’t make $15 an hour.
Retweeted by Simeon lives in Animal Crossing nowYep. https://t.co/y1PyUafZib
Retweeted by Simeon lives in Animal Crossing now @cwillycs @kathykam @jsjoeio 🙌
4/1
2020
@cwillycs @kathykam @jsjoeio (p.s. no worries if it's just friends :] ) @cwillycs @kathykam @jsjoeio Hello, yes, I would like to join the party if I may. @cwillycs @kathykam @jsjoeio WAIT IS TURNTABLE BACK!? @argyleink Oh man, but can you _imagine_?I’m actually very grumpy in real life https://t.co/LBZlpVOsbY
Retweeted by Simeon lives in Animal Crossing now @jaffathecake Whoops, deleting. Apologies for not thinking about the consequences of my actions. @jaffathecake Assuming rollup is *only* used during that postinstall step, seems like a good use case for bundledDe… https://t.co/cbJHeP8V45I tested positive for COVID-19 and am recovering. Listen to what John Oliver has to say about our national response… https://t.co/65dTtcvCgz
Retweeted by Simeon lives in Animal Crossing nowStoked to be co-organizing with @rachelnabors @NikkitaFTW @_phzn to bring you this 100% online, 100% free, 100% fr… https://t.co/79ElkyVy3U
Retweeted by Simeon lives in Animal Crossing nowSo @NikkitaFTW @gurlcode @_phzn and I got together with @miuki_miu to put together a cozy online conf featuring wom… https://t.co/dv2hgKiZPE
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3/31
2020
@BenLesh @mhartington @robwormald Ah, I missed that entirelyI lost my job at Puppet last week along with many others. If you know anyone looking for a full stack web develope… https://t.co/HYhbUcUBBK
Retweeted by Simeon lives in Animal Crossing now @BenLesh @mhartington @robwormald Runtime efficiency at the cost of architectural complexity though, right? Though… https://t.co/rbSpfjcRsX @davidbrunelle I'll be rushing to be in the company of small groups, but that's about it @seldo Hair is so much work, my man @TheAmyCode Ahhh, good call!In collaboration with our friends at @MicrosoftEdge we've refreshed the look, and improved the accessibility of the… https://t.co/fSIkTX746r
Retweeted by Simeon lives in Animal Crossing now @kylealden @ericlaw On a related note, Chromium does have experimental tab group support … chrome://flags/#tab-groups @TheAmyCode Why they all open though? Close 'em up and keep the dust out plz @hdjirdeh WELL DANG! Congratulations, my friend 😁🎉Today: No Amazon No Instacart Support the workers, who are terrified of contracting or spreading the COVID 19.… https://t.co/ME6opeYPUv
Retweeted by Simeon lives in Animal Crossing nowI am now hiring for a seasoned front end developer 🎉 We are: 💵 funded 🏳️‍🌈 diverse 👩🏻‍💻 remote 🕔 all about 40 hou… https://t.co/6vT2PIgNiR
Retweeted by Simeon lives in Animal Crossing now1. So I have a few thoughts on Richard A. Epstein, shoddy contrarian arguments about coronavirus pandemic, the anti… https://t.co/8p3ElOzFK8
Retweeted by Simeon lives in Animal Crossing now @jorygraham AHH, I thought there was a specific island that only spawned tarantulas. Thanks for the tip :) @jorygraham That's potentially 320k with the next pocket upgrade That said, I've never been to tarantula island, s… https://t.co/GIIFG9SeAc @KarlAlexPauls Stew MustangI'm a "senior developer". I helped launch Google App Engine and spent 4 years teaching others to use it. I wrote pa… https://t.co/YkViREyN5h
Retweeted by Simeon lives in Animal Crossing nowPlease refrain from using instacart or amazon today if u are able. Help our strikers organizing for hazard pay and paid sick leave.
Retweeted by Simeon lives in Animal Crossing now @cjamcl @brian_d_vaughn Wormhole, maybe, bit I think Facebook Portals are safe @sawyerhood Oh cool site. Just discovered that I need to catch a sturgeon ASAP, so thanks for that ☺️ @argyleink Nope, vanilla so the way. I don't have anything against time travelers, just not my style at this pointWhat are y'all up to this weekend? I've basically been playing Animal Crossing and sleeping. @davidbrunelle Explains why I loved my visit to The Stinking Rose in SF @mintlodica Wait, Signal has a horny angle? This is gonna make me refection in a dozen or so of my mutuals @rob_dodson I think that's everything I listen to with some frequency. Oh no wait, I also do Sawbones, a show abou… https://t.co/qal6iyxHKx @rob_dodson Hello From the Magic Tavern and Mission to Zyxx for long form improve comedy. Former is a fantasy setti… https://t.co/XTUsxWLtME
3/30
2020

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