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not new JR @doublebeandip living rent free in your mind

ocean engineering vt ‘30 || im a bandit

874 Following   908 Followers   6,637 Tweets

Joined Twitter 5/18/15


@CashApp $doublebeandip :)Where tf has mr worldwide gone
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1/15
2021
@prxncvss i’m down just say when @prxncvss starve
1/14
2021
https://t.co/G5GfMGUmC7 https://t.co/F0zshnta9D
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1/13
2021
you know it’s good when you start reading shit https://t.co/DtKnN6vcbm
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1/12
2021
https://t.co/IUtbK6MTv5
1/11
2021
I’m legit crying 😂 https://t.co/cTopnUyN1F
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1/10
2021
@CiaraW210 i’ll make my return in about two weeks dont worry🥴🥴 @CiaraW210 ive just been sober LMAOwhen god https://t.co/JEYj5rxkpb
Retweeted by not new JRfinally feels like i graduated from twitter, yall be easy tho
1/5
2021
@thief1434 @blxckboyx sheittt maybe im in the wrong major
1/3
2021
@EM0KAYLA i refuse to believe @blxckboyx i didnt learn shit in history @blxckboyx oh the dude on the $60 bill?you’re telling me benjamin franklin wasnt president???
1/2
2020
not my mom spending half an hour insisting on seeing a pic of a gf i dont have🥴🥴
12/29
2020
“what are the bald, who are they and what do they want?” “hair”
12/25
2020
registered flex offender🙀😈‼️‼️ https://t.co/4UHoF0MCn0
12/23
2020
@esther_8050 yankee with full brimi wish i could get drunk enough to not have a filter😡🤬🧍🏽‍♂️ @amydinhiding “fun”🤕🤕 @amydinhiding no because it didnt taste that way when i was soberi give up. y’all won.
Retweeted by not new JRIT TASTES LIKE WATER https://t.co/YTlwG6khiA @HoesChiMinh go head and get yours king @HoesChiMinh bro??? https://t.co/mdSjnvq40idown badhttps://t.co/q0MyLTqjMphey my will is weak rn and im vulnerable who wont meMy desire to fall in love is contradicted by my fear of actually meeting new people
Retweeted by not new JRya know, mixing rum and club soda does not make seltzer
12/22
2020
@parris_sanders someone PLEASE revive this man#NewProfilePic https://t.co/Wf09nIBwtnYall felt that... https://t.co/OphjQix01S
Retweeted by not new JRJust heard Obama voice in my head
Retweeted by not new JRLETS GOOOOOOO https://t.co/mURNGuirIe https://t.co/7P9EuLFOPE
12/21
2020
i’m never used to the diversity when i come home from tech
12/20
2020
@hab1b1man freiza aint calling nobody monkey anymore @tripman777 yeah but i’d summon them to attack people @theestallion @CashApp $doublebeandip 🐴🐴 #BITCOINMEG
12/18
2020
what powers yall manifesting for the 21st? i wanna be able to summon a swarm of ratsI think it’s best for you to stay in the house my boy https://t.co/kT0n8ckLg5 https://t.co/pEGnZO8Pgo
Retweeted by not new JRDr. Umar vs Terry Crews on Dec 21st https://t.co/JJuHCtDfp1
Retweeted by not new JRReporting to my new boss on December 22. https://t.co/Kezb9f6ZFY
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12/17
2020
who wants to play in the snow🙈 @MsAttira i’d be physically aggressive if these were the powers i goti drink hot water after brushing my teeth just to feel something @MsAttira it’s night time somewherehttps://t.co/799Fbrra2S https://t.co/XuesLti3l2Some favorites from 2020 https://t.co/UTRehyOe8Q
Retweeted by not new JRCan’t wait to turn 50 and change my entire wardrobe to “cool middle-class/high-class black father”. Y’all know wh… https://t.co/xbkgYYr4ta
Retweeted by not new JR @hab1b1man lego hand type beat https://t.co/O3h3LfoRo7https://t.co/1fLTv7VJpjCan’t make this shit up 😭😪 https://t.co/Wb0KBp0pbI
Retweeted by not new JRthe vaccine needs to worry about what’s in me
Retweeted by not new JRkinda wanna fall in l*ve, this is disrespectful“i dont like onions” “you’re stupid”https://t.co/isUOsC6NPg
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12/16
2020
oh boy https://t.co/7uZGdi3J8ehey @xrowanrobinsonx i would love to smell like cilantro but the full bottle is $24 on amazon 😭😭 @xrowanrobinsonx WHERE DID YOU GET THIS @EM0KAYLA hi disappointed, im JRthink i might start dabbling in wine, am i becoming distinguished @Elijah_258 needed that https://t.co/zsDvzKw6tBmight be down bad enough https://t.co/2nAxtAYvR8 https://t.co/2DDvEtsnSs
12/15
2020
bro is struggling 💀 https://t.co/0wUOrp5o05
Retweeted by not new JRmichelle down astronomically bad
12/14
2020
not me eating a tub of frosting while making dinner at 2 am
12/13
2020
@GenceYalcin you’re like 3 states away quit teasing😔
12/12
2020
i wonder if VT is tired of getting ratioed by students every time they tweet , you’d think they’d stop
Retweeted by not new JRone of the worst pains is being unable to revisit a dream you really want towhen https://t.co/CluZl99hzF
12/10
2020
i am 🧍🏽‍♂️ https://t.co/j484B0DQ7T @alisonkate___ 🤽🏽‍♂️ @Quiksilver132 @alisonkate___ i already have natural bangs🏄🏽‍♂️i am🧍🏽‍♂️SOMEBODY PLS TELL DRUNK JR TO STOP CUTTING HIS HAIR https://t.co/EaTOYVMQgg
Retweeted by not new JRFamily photo 🥰 https://t.co/g27Vb4iZqh
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12/9
2020
Well at least i ain’t gotta buy nobody no Ugg’s this year.
Retweeted by not new JRif I pay $549 for noise-canceling headphones I better be deaf for a week after I wear them https://t.co/nZ5E3x7nRJ
Retweeted by not new JRSick of the talking stage . Die for me
Retweeted by not new JR @alisonkate___ that’s an idea for next time @KLTR_KAM go for it i got plenty morejust pulled a reverse heist, sobriety is weird @George_yuhdig 😳😳😳 https://t.co/1Lhy8qcirp @alisonkate___ @kaaylafrinnk https://t.co/1BUKWGNRiN @kaaylafrinnk @alisonkate___ get out of my notiffs @alisonkate___ is this you asking👉🏽👈🏽
12/8
2020

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