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Douglas King @douglascodes Philadelphia, PA

Cis/bi, sober alcoholic, with seasonal depression and ADD. Also Sr. Research #Programmer @Wharton. He/Him #TransRightsAreHumanRights #ImmigrantRights.

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Joined Twitter 4/1/12


Wife is ready for the post apocalypse. https://t.co/mjfkTcxwz3A 6th Circuit panel ruled--over a strong dissent--that the police were protected by qualified immunity because the… https://t.co/Un5nIyI0cz
Retweeted by Douglas KingSo @ytcreators if a dude were wearing this exact same outfit, would you demonetize the video? If it were a less wel… https://t.co/ynaFxd7nO6
Retweeted by Douglas KingI am eating lunch for breakfast because time has no meaning, and nobody is coming to lock me up. @chey_cobb No more than usual. But I am letting a lot slide today. @chey_cobb That's mean. True, but mean.How does that look on the old cumulative chart? I doubled the top of my y-axis from 100k to 200k cases, but the US… https://t.co/Il864WNMju
Retweeted by Douglas KingDonald Trump is again the outlier for how bad he is at things. https://t.co/6dfcQIPSG3 @blankbaby Cute fam!I’m gonna catch hell for this but I don’t care. 2020 is going to be a VERY important election. We should all be i… https://t.co/KyeUlMAp5o
Retweeted by Douglas KingCommissioner says 300,000 people applied for 1,000 tests at new Palm Beach County coronavirus testing site. https://t.co/wK6FNR1ark
Retweeted by Douglas KingThe Great Recession--a mote of dust in a sunbeam https://t.co/YTLufxRC3T https://t.co/uw7osgmPN6
Retweeted by Douglas King @imraansiddiqi They can't leave their house to buy more tinfoil to protect their great minds from the Islamowaves. God forgive them. @aliceinfamous Congrats on turning the corner on that. I had similar feelings in the past. Only in the last few yea… https://t.co/3gmcrD72epIf public schools are now dependent on the internet, the internet should be made a public utility and guaranteed ri… https://t.co/qILmLMlHlA
Retweeted by Douglas KingFlorida man must be visiting California. https://t.co/Av7qIlcKOG @TC_Johnson @hacks4pancakes "Moreno has been charged with one count of train wrecking, according to the U.S. Attorn… https://t.co/VzBHWDhNEA
4/2
2020
Instant pot chicken thigh congee. https://t.co/YyLKy7IeVoAnd, with that, the illicit drug trade came to a grinding halt https://t.co/BVkvgcOsRa
Retweeted by Douglas KingJesus fucking christ, he thinks he is Nancy Reagan with the dementia of Ronald Reagan. #25thAmendmenthttps://t.co/Oa9E4c0sjr @Yara_Haridy @BrianEngh_Art @ThePalAss @mfnberlin OMG congrats!!!EEE!!! I AM FREAKING. I can NOT believe my first #SciComm grant got funded at #PalAss19!! I will run workshops… https://t.co/c9vJ8tfC0D
Retweeted by Douglas KingMyPillow CEO Mike Lindell's Rose Garden speech with Trump got major press. Less covered: *CA prosecutors sued MyPi… https://t.co/WKHNfsJMfu
Retweeted by Douglas King @BlackGirlNerds OMG, she's hilarious. She was on @midnight a few times. Love seeing her.If we ever open museums again, can we put this Feb 27 Hannity screenshot in one https://t.co/dy2ws2kfOE
Retweeted by Douglas KingWhat's new? https://t.co/RsOITYmBPp
Retweeted by Douglas KingEverything about this is amazing from the confusing formatting to the wrong “your” to the word “AstroNOTS” to the b… https://t.co/EQx7Qk5O4I
Retweeted by Douglas King @AdequateEmily @LouisatheLast "They know all NASA" He used to work there, so he is on a first name basis with most AstroNots.I had originally planned to keep this as labor done just for the love of my students but I think it probably deserv… https://t.co/gtYv5wFhlf
Retweeted by Douglas KingAttackers can use Zoom to steal users’ Windows credentials with no warning https://t.co/2ywnKkNAt6
Retweeted by Douglas KingSuddenly, the whole nation is depending on the same people they say shouldn’t make $15 an hour.
Retweeted by Douglas King @TwoLemonades There is a scene in the Great Brain series where the main character gives himself measles so he gets it first in his family. @mikeyil How long did it take him to set the timer?If you’re a real fan name all four of these 1993 Phillies https://t.co/0cPz6LnHUe
Retweeted by Douglas KingPregnant women listen up: File for the stimulus for your fetus, and you either get paid, or Republicans will have t… https://t.co/hKItqlZLjr
Retweeted by Douglas KingFor those who wanted a world without vaccines, this is the world without ONE vaccine.
Retweeted by Douglas KingMy response to the whole "You signed up for this" argument. Yes, we signed up to care for sick people, but under th… https://t.co/RrJLoTWkWX
Retweeted by Douglas King @icpetrie I'm so glad I don't live in ... *checks notes* the United States. shit @corbden @wendynather @jamfish728 Bringing it full circle. Love it. @jamfish728 @wendynather OMG, these puns are coming in waves.Gita Ramjee, a world-renowned virologist and vaccine scientist who dedicated her life to HIV prevention (particular… https://t.co/2BOsxOGbjR
Retweeted by Douglas KingI have not actually watched this but I’m really into graph humor right now and this still made me giggle. https://t.co/7BSmoT2E9N
Retweeted by Douglas King1990s: Object orientation will make everything reusable, it's going to be so productive yaaaay 2000s: OK that didn… https://t.co/UuiD1S0mBG
Retweeted by Douglas KingOn Mar. 13, Trump trotted out the CEOS of Walmart, Target and CVS in a press conference and promised a public-priva… https://t.co/TuT3hNqpxC
Retweeted by Douglas King @gumball_eyes https://t.co/Lz2zih64f1 @sara_ann_marie Cooking really awesome meals for my wife."You are not working from home; you are at your home during a crisis trying to work." I've heard this twice today.… https://t.co/jW80y6KRPe
Retweeted by Douglas KingDear business owner - How many of you thought your lawyer or accountant charged you too much and now they are your… https://t.co/4nyxO9aSqi
Retweeted by Douglas King @gumball_eyes Try sourdough pancakes, they are deliciousHow can you be this dumb? https://t.co/NwZYL758K0March 1/April 1 https://t.co/TY5x4MsXsu
Retweeted by Douglas Kingif you take one thing away from this, it's this: you cannot be legally evicted right now in our area. period! call… https://t.co/fjelQRJNh9
Retweeted by Douglas KingHe wants you to die, but he changed his tone. So that's nice. https://t.co/req1QxPAeu
Retweeted by Douglas KingNow that "Diamond & Silk" are spreading insane, dangerous conspiracy theories about a global pandemic, let's take a… https://t.co/t9gTZj0Qxr
Retweeted by Douglas King @icpetrie Aww so adorable. Possibly adopting another greyhound here as well.Butter chicken from Urvashi Pitre's book. https://t.co/AtbrDiU0A3
4/1
2020
Imagine George W Bush saying after 9/11, ok our goal is to only have 66 more days like this. https://t.co/QHAXHVxhpD
Retweeted by Douglas KingSo much for the Republican argument that impeachment distracted Trump and kept him from doing his job. https://t.co/CZaFlurrpD
Retweeted by Douglas KingIn addition to the ventilators HHS hasn't told them to send anywhere, DOD also has more than a dozen labs that coul… https://t.co/JlbalJTKHE
Retweeted by Douglas KingHE WILL NOT CHANGE AND IS FUNDAMENTALLY INCAPABLE OF DOING THE JOB. That's the story. I know it's fun to watch th… https://t.co/g7cif6Udm2
Retweeted by Douglas KingStarted covering the White House in 1996 and it's hard to remember many briefings as grim or sober as this one. The… https://t.co/UX8BlqaHVg
Retweeted by Douglas King @JuneCasagrande @Wrecksdart @mattdpearce @mikememoli He could be letting Malaria host "The Pandemic". "The Pandemi… https://t.co/xZRRDeU5DQ
Retweeted by Douglas KingThis #TransDayOfVisibility, I want all trans and non-binary people to know you are valued, you are loved, and that… https://t.co/3vYY5LS9pL
Retweeted by Douglas KingYOU: No one is developing a game directly inspired by E.T. for the Atari 2600. ME: https://t.co/0HRNvM0DRI
Retweeted by Douglas King @pre_classic @SheRatesDogs Sofa King RegardedMy uncle was tested positive for COVID-19 last week. By Sunday he was hospitalized and on a ventilator. This mornin… https://t.co/ipTzjdFyIt
Retweeted by Douglas King @pixelyunicorn Happy TDOV to you as well!Trump held rallies on: —Jan 9th —Jan 14th —Jan 28th —Jan 30th —Feb 10th —Feb 19th —Feb 20th —Feb 21st —Feb 28th He… https://t.co/3DfIYi5Hi4
Retweeted by Douglas KingSikhs show up for others in their moments of need. They do it because they love, not because they expect something… https://t.co/DbrADpqqr6
Retweeted by Douglas KingDoes your student have access to a laptop, desktop, iPad, etc for schooling from home?
Retweeted by Douglas King @icpetrie The great equalizer.Hot take: if public schools are shifting to online classes, then internet is a basic service and everyone should have access.
Retweeted by Douglas King#QuarantineLife is very much like the last year of alcohol addiction. Despair and loneliness but without any of the… https://t.co/JuN4zu0LtnAnother reason I stopped planning so much is because if you would’ve asked me in January what I’d be doing in March… https://t.co/IVQNtJHLPe
Retweeted by Douglas King @KimberlyDiaz1 Check out @BBFounders resources: https://t.co/jOrY6Ex5Gp
Retweeted by Douglas KingCartoon Network celebrates you being authentically you 💖💙 ⁣ ⁣ #TransgenderDayofVisibility #cartoonnetwork #beyou https://t.co/1fjh1oxfON
Retweeted by Douglas King"Why are are public spaces so crowded?" ask public officials who have not expanded public spaces in decades.
Retweeted by Douglas King @ElliottKozuch @cmclymer @daniel_m_lavery That is incredible. Thank you for sharing it.Thinking a lot about this line from @daniel_m_lavery on #TDOV today. I'm not necessarily religious but this quote b… https://t.co/hnBdo7usSi
Retweeted by Douglas KingA few days ago, Oregon's peak was supposed to be on April 24th. Today, it's projected to be May 3rd... with estimat… https://t.co/WJCAONAjkN
Retweeted by Douglas King @thehill If anyone was trying to distract. McConnell was trying to distract us from him not allowing witnesses. @PhillyMayor @HHSOCR @Imani_BarbarinWe commend the Office of Civil Rights at the U.S. Dept. of Health and Human Services (@HHSOCR) for working to ensur… https://t.co/nF5pZndGNV
Retweeted by Douglas KingThe federal government's proposed changes to the Community Reinvestment Act would undo banking regulations to ensur… https://t.co/KU1Ny2bowh
Retweeted by Douglas King @temasmith Here is an example of the legislative process in action. https://t.co/mbWlFmgfYU @temasmith Moe is clearly the executive. Curly is the Legislative. And Larry is the Judicial. @saraislet I am pro-systemd and pro-bowie. @adamgreattweet @perlhack Thoughtfully staying out of subjects you have no authority on.if you’re new to Jurassic Park franchise, this will catch you up 🎡🦖🎢🦕🏰 🎅🏻 oh yes 🦕 🦖 🎡 🎢 🏰 🎅🏻 oh no
Retweeted by Douglas KingNew poll! Jaime is leading Lindsey Graham by 4 POINTS! This week is our big end-of-quarter fundraising deadline an… https://t.co/Yybgzskxzd
Retweeted by Douglas KingOoooh, psycopg3 anyone? With native async and cffi fallback? Sounds great. https://t.co/wVgUNalKU5
Retweeted by Douglas KingTrump told states they were on their own to purchase medical equipment, so that’s what MA tried to do. But then the… https://t.co/267PwUqzEK
Retweeted by Douglas KingMy latest for @PhillyInquirer: “While life has become more inclusive for everyone else, life itself for disabled… https://t.co/0UisnqaaDF
Retweeted by Douglas King @histoftech History? Gritty has always been there.Amazon has confirmed it fired Chris Smalls, a worker who helped organise a protest at its Staten Island fulfillment… https://t.co/XfYhJqJeFm
Retweeted by Douglas King @Imani_Barbarin Happy birthday. You're an awesome person and have influenced the way I view the world for the better. Keep being amazing.This is possibly the most accurate gif I've ever seen. https://t.co/mbH9lvQ641
Retweeted by Douglas King @rynchantress I love those bats and the holder.The boxes contained non-perishable food like canned sweet potatoes and beans, egg noodles, tuna fish and soy milk.… https://t.co/C7OqbIk2mz
Retweeted by Douglas KingSMH all these guys on tinder stood 5’8” apart. 😡 #topical #realjoke #boom #lyingabouttheirheight
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3/31
2020

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