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@GeoffKabush 🥇Ryan Rinn🥇Why👏would👏i👏ever👏send👏a👏text👏to👏someones👏email👏@AppleSupport https://t.co/bInqOHsVBp
1/26
2020
@CXHairs @GoFahr with a post dated top 5!👍🚲👏. 🇧🇪💊💪🤫
1/25
2020
@csrichards_ So if u paid back 100k and someone else chose not to pay that 100k back and has that debt forgiven you… https://t.co/Y4RzBYn9X2
1/23
2020
Sooo just a big 🖕to everyone who’s responsibly paying or has paid off their student loan debt🤔
1/22
2020
#askslowride newly crowned masters cx st champ in a 4 ltr st that hosts a WC. Haven’t ridden my bike since🤷‍♂️. On… https://t.co/azKcOM5ePEEvery @waitwait with @maevehiggins is a guaranteed 😂🤣😂 🐢🐢🐢
1/20
2020
@KatieFnCompton 👏👏👏 !!!
1/19
2020
🖕 @netflix Mindhunter & The Irishman...for different reasons
1/16
2020
@KimReynoldsIA opening up Iowa licensure to anyone...anywhere... is serving up your job on a silver platter to big… https://t.co/Rux7CYcJzL
1/14
2020
@RobHoweHN I don’t know BB. Can u briefly explain y they didn’t attack the rim when Neb had 6 fouls w/ 12 min left in the 1st🤷‍♂️
1/8
2020
@meredithkhd Use Pseodoephedrine then(it’s behind the pharmacy counter)...Phenylephrine sucks👎
1/2
2019
The refs huddled at the end of the game to ask each other if there was ANY way any of them could call a penalty! @gofundme to assault knife these refsFor the next 11 months I’ll only respond if properly addressed: “2019 Iowa Masters Cyclocross Champion Doug Wilson”… https://t.co/XevuQojxP0
11/29
2019
@FTC @SoFi commercial claiming consumers are “debt free” by refinancing their loans is the definition of false advertising!🤯🤬🤯
11/25
2019
@justin_kautz @PBS has a great series just released about country music roots/history. For 5$/month u can get an al… https://t.co/Wd2IQDBIjrNew employer (3 letter pharmacy chain) has a weight loss program called “no breaks” on a 13 hr shift. Not to pee, F… https://t.co/McE1ZxtIRjWTF is this @AppleSupport !! Yes; I want to send a text msg to an email address... you stupid fucks https://t.co/JP8cwI2P7p
11/14
2019
@GoZwift your things broke
11/6
2019
we still live in a world that requires me to look up a sports team’s schedule and manually add it to my calendar… https://t.co/Nz3EOmSWNY
Retweeted by dougIt worked even!!! Thanks ⁦@IowaHoops⁩ no more typing every game into my calendar like a caveperson👏👏👏 https://t.co/G40jvYqLxKOMG!!!! 🥳🥳🥳See it’s not that hard... only 5+ years late https://t.co/RIBGEPaSWM
11/5
2019
Has anyone tracked down the WS @budlight guy’s entire 4th grade class and deposition’d them for the one time he sai… https://t.co/nQOryhcpfs
11/1
2019
@iowadot is there an acceptable death toll when you planned the 80/380 project...if it’s 2 I’ll take the over. It’s a nightmare!
10/29
2019
Maybe Zuckerberg and Bezos end up like Buffett and Gates and humanity will be better of in the end...but I think th… https://t.co/v6fLYt5QkG
10/24
2019
$32...how much you’d have to pay me to eat a “free” Doritos locos @tacobell ... also this https://t.co/iGhQXGFxOF
10/23
2019
@AppleSupport new iOS completely ruined find my iPhone app. Please tell my one thing that’s improved with the new app
10/17
2019
@AppleSupport Never used an Animoji in my entire life but somehow it’s in my frequently used🖕🖕🖕 https://t.co/50fGrsJGvc
10/15
2019
New iOS...I’ll be spending the next week discovering what @AppleSupport has made slightly worse on my phone (with less battery life)👏👏👏
10/14
2019
@propublica You used the term “homeowner” instead of indentured servant which would be more applicable to most Amer… https://t.co/QcMtY575Gv
10/10
2019
@gcntweet Thanks for making it available on @YouTubeAre gun and knife the same word in French🤔...I took Deutsch
10/5
2019
Checking our stroller and car seat with @Delta then being told to leave it under a random exit sign in the hallway… https://t.co/BJntq8R0FP @Delta your “stroller” bags don’t fit a standard stroller in them and they cost $5 🤷‍♂️🤬. @AmericanAir thanks for t… https://t.co/90kLMsC3DT
9/23
2019
Thanks @BestWestern for using compostable 1x use items at our Detroit Lakes, MN stop🛶⛵️. @countryinn Sioux Falls, SD get on the 🚫 plastic 🚂
9/1
2019
Letterkenny : TPB : : Friends : Seinfeld
7/30
2019
Wait...a totally free app is mining data from me while I use it. I paid a hard earned $0!!! I want my data back😩😩😩.… https://t.co/HUPgcMJRwD
7/18
2019
@netflix what federal oversight committee should I report you to for not having a convenient way to cancel my subsc… https://t.co/Cp5jVwNvdT
6/4
2019
Here’s a video of us exploiting a legal loophole. https://t.co/BjbtpoEH8E
Retweeted by doug
5/29
2019
@TwitterMoments @timjohnsoncx
5/23
2019
@cnnbrk @hawkeyenation Class of 2018 🖕
5/19
2019
The Lizard People term “MetGala” loosely translated: a gathering, to coalesce. “Let’s talk at the MetGala where… https://t.co/CKRhQU2ACK
5/7
2019
@NPRextra @NPR 👎😔
5/6
2019
Remember when an “invite” to @gmail was going for $150...like most tech it’s been messed up so much from the origin… https://t.co/K9KxSYSM3X
4/25
2019
History repeats itself... and just like my childhood I’m sure the “Pippen & Kukoc” of @TheSlowRidePod will be just… https://t.co/t6ED6NSRvx
4/13
2019
U can bet #JulianAssange first phone call was to #JussieSmollett lawyer👏👏👏
4/12
2019
@Cyclocosm @Strava Yeah...When you’re done with @Strava can you remind @usacycling their website is still a dumpster 🔥...that’d be great👍
4/6
2019
Go fund me for the screaming @umichbball @CBSSports fan to get the psychiatric help they need.What if @Tesla put more emphasis on range/economy instead of top speed/0-60🤔There isn’t a clinic that goes by that I don’t console a patient about why they have become ill. It’s not their fau… https://t.co/SZqqQQQusD
Retweeted by doug
3/16
2019
Dare you to watch @AlExtremo for more than 10 minutes👍
3/14
2019
Whoever runs @daniellloyd1 twitter account is a genius in every sense of the word. Every tweet/subtweet on point👌.… https://t.co/yuAymoqf0F
3/11
2019
Tax Refund: Congratulations! u just loaned the richest entity in the world $$$ at 0% interest👏👏👏. I owe $$$ every year👍
3/1
2019
@CXHairs @BikeReg @usacycling Just cuz I’m a bit slow... does this mean we won’t have to use @usacycling dumpster 🔥… https://t.co/DeDOSSwtnP
2/20
2019
On its 40th anniversary go watch Blazing Saddles...it will NOT make it another 40 yrs and we will only have our fuzzy recollection of it🤘
2/9
2019
@KamalaHarris What’s our rate of C sections compared to the rest of the world?🤔
2/6
2019
@StefanWyman Second best example #Fayetteville2022I have a strange craving for a Whopper...that or drop a 💩 ton of acid🤔 @BurgerKing
2/4
2019
@Pflax1 You initial instinct is spot on. Don’t let Myerson’s pontificating fool u. They hope to “develop” a CX base with a ton of $$. 😂😂😂
2/2
2019
@nealrogers @rapha business model of cornering 1% of the market at a 1000% markup gets them enough throw away $ to… https://t.co/P8l1wHyUwv
2/1
2019
What he said https://t.co/bXyx5pN79Q
1/29
2019
Daughters first basketball game today...apparently Pierre Pierce was also in attendance😶😶😶. Good show regardless @IowaHoops
1/21
2019
@UCI_CX My condolences to all these “fans” who obviously just came from a funeral @UCI_CX Can you tell the French they’re supposed to cheer😶
1/20
2018
@AppleSupport I don’t have any “groups” tab in my contacts app https://t.co/jhLdHlCGwN @AppleSupport I’ve had multiple addresses in my contacts “disappear”. Any ideas
12/20
2018
Will be referred to as “Day #1” in what’s left of our future. I’ll be counting my ammo if u need me👏👏👏 https://t.co/I0oklE7JBa
11/26
2018
Web/app developer’s pitch to update website: “ it looks completely different from your old site AND has less functi… https://t.co/8I9yu9ITgW
11/19
2018
@resultsboy What vernacular is @usacycling using when they say they’ve “upgraded” their website. EVERYTHING is worse than before🖕
11/15
2018
we still live in a world that requires me to look up a sports team’s schedule and manually add it to my calendar… https://t.co/Nz3EOmSWNY
11/13
2018
👏👏👏 https://t.co/5VgfNnH1rz
11/8
2018
Never played the #lottery. Where’s the $1,600,000,000.00 payout come from again...? Oh that’s right, money that sup… https://t.co/ct1Zb221L4
10/23
2018
Just to be transparent I’m still going to use “female” and “male” in my CrCl calculations going forward. #Murica https://t.co/ecWUJOdVgX
10/11
2018
@usacycling @Cyclocosm Why’d you only reply to his complaints...more followers? I’ve been telling you it’s garbage since day 1 😶 @AppleSupport @tim_cook in other news... convinced my wife to be the guinea pig and order a #Pixel3 ... I hope she… https://t.co/dBTEHrqTh2 @AppleSupport @tim_cook how many clicks does it take to find out who’s in a group text...3...2 too many 👏👏👏 you’ve… https://t.co/wjxAx72Mi0
10/10
2018
@Cyclocosm @usacycling Omg thank you! I’ve been savagely tweeting them about how bad their “updated” website is w/… https://t.co/y7pmI7nOGG
10/8
2018
#eurointernet is so bad I can’t tell if this is supposed to be funny cuz it’s so bad or it’s for real @BricoCross 😂… https://t.co/g1TniFnW59
10/6
2018
@Pflax1 Had this idea for a while. Entity u can anonymously donate to that specializes in making these people’s liv… https://t.co/zUKPJrnfvs @AppleSupport I spoke too soon about the iOS update being “better”. May need a keyboard when sending a photo👍👍. https://t.co/ijtMUHN2xJ
9/20
2018
@apple your iOS development flow chart going forward should be. Is this better? Yes-proceed No-fire whoever proposed this#iOS12 @apple 👍. Really they just fixed mistakes they made earlier... but at least they didn’t make it worse than before.
9/18
2018
Comprehensive list of websites/apps I enjoy using. 1. @craigslist
9/17
2018
@NBCSportsGold your Roku app doesn’t work. Works fine on my phone
9/13
2018
@TrekCXCup any chance there will be food trucks this year🥗🍲🍜🌮🥑🚚🚜? @usacycling these are both 2 day races. Any reason your website says they’re 1 day (besides being a complete dumpst… https://t.co/4dwdY2LYjq
9/11
2018
@DBouchardHall @usacycling can you point out one thing that’s better/more user friendly about the “new and improved… https://t.co/z0pgCIQvOX @usacycling @DBouchardHall remember how nice it was to find your results in the same spot u found the event. Now yo… https://t.co/2x4Km7Yj4l
9/3
2018
If you enjoy scrolling and not having results displayed succinctly on one page your going to love @usacycling “new… https://t.co/pGqBaziLGz @usacycling bring back the “legacy” events search link. Please 🙏
8/31
2018
Add @weatherchannel to the long list of Apps that neadlessly “update” their layout and end up making it worse. Anyo… https://t.co/EpC1T3307n
8/30
2018
You’re telling me some groups believe some day both genders will get the same reaction when walking around porky pi… https://t.co/rExRMwRFtU
8/29
2018
@Healthy_Choice doesn’t mess around with their “best by” dates. Wife said hers started on fire at work so I thought… https://t.co/lH2DysL9HL
8/28
2018
@googlemaps :1% providing accurate navigation 99% tracking you’re every move and selling that info
8/4
2018
@Cyclingnewsfeed So the riders on this team promoting a country have no choice on whether to zip or unzip🤔. Seems about right
7/12
2018
⁦@Starbucks⁩ isn’t the only terrorist group trying to “save the earth”. 💧meet bucket 🙄 https://t.co/QM81SGO1F0
7/10
2018
Raise your hand if u thought every website u visited wasn’t selling your info 🙎🏼‍♂️. Fuck off with the privacy noti… https://t.co/ATxBj5ESFE
7/1
2018
Most millennials will welcome our new leader. They’ve already been rocking the Hitler youth/Kim Jung haircut for a while now.
6/12
2018
@NBCSportsGold a cover photo of how the race ends on video clips is kind of a spoiler. @dauphine
6/7
2018

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