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@DoYouEvenLif I demand a recount of everything everyone ate. The truth will come out. Release the kraken.
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Retweeted by Jesse LifsonThanksgiving is rigged. โ“˜ ๐—ง๐—ต๐—ถ๐˜€ ๐—ฐ๐—น๐—ฎ๐—ถ๐—บ ๐—ถ๐˜€ ๐—ฑ๐—ถ๐˜€๐—ฝ๐˜‚๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐—ฏ๐˜† ๐—ผ๐—ณ๐—ณ๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ถ๐—ฎ๐—น ๐˜€๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ฟ๐—ฐ๐—ฒ๐˜€ https://t.co/WoF2Okt3YX
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Retweeted by Jesse LifsonFun fact: this is Trump's last Thanksgiving as president*. Cheers to that!
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Retweeted by Jesse LifsonAs Thanksgiving nears, close your eyes for a second or light a candle in honor of the souls who will not be joiningโ€ฆ https://t.co/Y7FjLh88pxAgreed. Iโ€™m so thankful & filled with hope for our country. https://t.co/tP9tUPszq4
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