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Hi! Im Jordi! Im a girl who loves everyone! ~ Alt is @DragonogonAlt ~ Banner by @ProTayToeGamer2 ~ PFP by @hotwheeljade ~ 🎀Bi🎀Trans🎀She/her

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when i was a kid i used to cut bits off of erasers and eat them when nobody was looking at school
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#COVIDー19 I dont get whats the big deal with this Corona guy but I aint scared
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Retweeted by 🏳️‍🌈Dragonogon🏳️‍⚧️🐲In the Flipside Outskirts in Super Paper Mario, there is a doorway where positioning Mario in a precise location (l…
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Retweeted by 🏳️‍🌈Dragonogon🏳️‍⚧️🐲And how the fuck did you find this out love the idea that blathers is just terrified of 1/3 of the museum
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Retweeted by 🏳️‍🌈Dragonogon🏳️‍⚧️🐲 @RockingGomba Y'know i wouldn't be surprised if that was actually the case lmaoLike yeah sure buddy, you totally have a spy friend that somehow got ahold of that information. Y'know the sad par… man is extremely anti-bernie im pretty sure and he said that to make bernie look bad. I am not even kidding.One time my law/history teacher said something like "oh if bernie doesn't win theres a plot made by politicians to… fast food sprite and letting it sit in my mouth. My tongue is now gone
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Retweeted by 🏳️‍🌈Dragonogon🏳️‍⚧️🐲Hey watch this *holds up spork* lol so wacky XD *shoves it up my ass and screams* OH GOD!!!!!!!!!!Man playstation motion controls sure do look weird this time around @ArsonistBlake WHATI have smooth balls no wrinkles all skin @Dragonogon The Nintendo snip
Retweeted by 🏳️‍🌈Dragonogon🏳️‍⚧️🐲I MEANT TO SAY COLECOVISION AMSJKSJSKSSJKSJAJSCircumcision game console yeah @Sir__Scribbly Same but like i said they'll probably release alternate colors. Hopefully they will lolI genuinely really do love the ps5 controller. I agree the color scheme could be better, but that's not something i… @gart_fox2 Hot af eat it all up yum yum yummo!I kinda wish you could rotate houses in new horizons and make them face different directions and stuff. Idk if that's already a thing thoFinally... the Happy Video Game Nerd
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Retweeted by 🏳️‍🌈Dragonogon🏳️‍⚧️🐲Cus like the furniture they drop is pure shit, yeah?I forget, are balloons in new leaf worth the effort or nah?Are turnips a thing in new leaf if so where do you get themI am a gamer!!!!!! @TheOnlyCrate Well Chinese resturants around here sell sushi lol I thought that was a common thing tbh lolIt rlly be tru @TheOnlyCrate Idk why a Chinese restaurant selling sushi is weird lol There's a sushi bar in the buffet lol @ArsonistEevee The chinese buffet has a sushi bar lol @TheOnlyCrate ??????? What's so wrong about that???? Its just a Chinese restaurant??????Hopping on live after a long ass day of frustration to hopefully enjoy a bit of wingman with my best friend, come s…
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Retweeted by 🏳️‍🌈Dragonogon🏳️‍⚧️🐲 @ohnoitmatt NahBathroom duck @BiggestFella1 Yeah apparently there's a comic where spiderman gets turned into a giant spider and gives birth to a… would they do this there a comic where spiderman turns into a giant spider and gives birth to himselfSpiderman is the most relatable hero
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