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Matt Drance @drance The Lighthouse

61/10, 3782. He/him.

494 Following   9,891 Followers   51,889 Tweets

Joined Twitter 7/12/07


Stop it https://t.co/pTxXQC7WSWMy kids went on a huge, tangential, disingenuous rant this morning about the % effectiveness of soap because we tol… https://t.co/XRxyWYD77FMr. Honig may well be right -- though I've seen offices use Public Corruption Units as a de-facto "high profile com… https://t.co/8k6VqhoVpF
Retweeted by Matt DranceThis is really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really re… https://t.co/RQLxN6VPsC
Retweeted by Matt Drance @GeekAndDad Updated regularly: https://t.co/lSKXY2bqTNOh https://t.co/Dy1UsXxCNK @grisuy Rockland kids are pieces of work. @EyesOnTheRight You don’t know Balaji? He will be very upset to hear that. He has lots of money, you know. And Bitcoins.Solidarity with @TaylorLorenz, a truly incredible and brilliant reporter, currently facing an onslaught of harassme… https://t.co/VwI6mL13M7
Retweeted by Matt Drancepreparations being made to Ghislaine Maxwell's jail cell https://t.co/kYkAP5DWMb
Retweeted by Matt Drance @counternotions You still haven’t put forbes in your content blocker?This is the office Barr tried to blow up in June. https://t.co/zu4QTEBjjk1. Facebook has admitted that @benshapiro is breaking its rules. There is an undisclosed financial relationship be… https://t.co/6a3pkkcdQg
Retweeted by Matt Drance2019 2020 https://t.co/IGOk8pMqb8
Retweeted by Matt Drance @tvaziri Same setup @tvaziri https://t.co/CKYnfMagT1Scorsese & De Niro through the years https://t.co/HDQTtiRciI
Retweeted by Matt Drance @tvaziri I adore this scene. It’s the precursor to poop mouth reporter @tvaziri No CGBREAKING: Fort Lauderdale police officers thought their body cameras were off when they laughed and joked about sho… https://t.co/LfxDnSRrhe
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7/2
2020
@matthewfederman In a way, the “cult DVD hit” phenomenon foresaw this. Netflix’s ubiquity is the difference. HBO co… https://t.co/jVNAWvyw4JThe Trump years have seen an increase in domestic terrorist attacks linked by hateful ideologies that thrive online… https://t.co/kjL9cv8SV2
Retweeted by Matt Drance @thaniya Only one way to find out! @yipe @LinkedIn Maybe you should have three avatars based on your own lead preference: - Not looking: Child - Mana… https://t.co/MZaVNLWyXwI changed my @linkedin avatar to include my toddler. Results after 2 months: ⬇️ 90% Recruiters for manager roles… https://t.co/XqzDxjBTQq
Retweeted by Matt Drance @kevrockcity OK but what’s the problem?(Bayer bought Monsanto in 2018) https://t.co/HKNOen5FtSUPDATE: Here's the now 9 QAnon-supporting congressional candidates who have now made it to November by state: -CO:… https://t.co/tD6i5ESNb3
Retweeted by Matt DranceWatch the b-roll in this Fox News clip and note who they show wearing masks. https://t.co/f9Cr9xhkDS
Retweeted by Matt Drance @can Wow disrupting Techmeme. What would we do without these guys.Pouring one now. This is great news and hopefully not the last of it. https://t.co/pL5Wb00Gsl
7/1
2020
Subtle https://t.co/Og0C8fZf8M
Retweeted by Matt DranceNEW: Santa Clara County offers new guidance in preparation for reopening K-12 schools. Full guidance online here: https://t.co/3VjkF56e5N
Retweeted by Matt DranceI had to buy groceries at the 99 Cents Only Store when I worked as an editor on the Kardashian-Jenner Official Apps… https://t.co/yWQ3vf1Azm
Retweeted by Matt DranceThe Americana: The Galleria: https://t.co/BMoDvM247E
Retweeted by Matt DranceYou can grow up in rural West Virginia to a paper mill worker and a house cleaner, earn a summa cum laude degree fr… https://t.co/DkoWgq1ciy
Retweeted by Matt DranceI used to joke about putting Rand Paul in charge of Homeland Security because I wanted the TSA obliterated. I can’t apologize enough.What’s next, Dr. Fauci? No fistfights with our neighbors??? https://t.co/46me9eKowOHas anyone asked Bolton post-book-release why he didn’t testify? Not even greed makes sense — the book would have s… https://t.co/Quj1udZR4GHey y'all, new app time! Introducing Sim Genie. https://t.co/Vsr8ITru9G
Retweeted by Matt DranceCode is like this too except the lines are completely invisible https://t.co/CBPhjNO2Ld
Retweeted by Matt DranceOf course in the event of a fecal matter we have to use the indefinite article “a” fecal matter never... https://t.co/Q7L8xyvvD9Body cameras, deescalation training, and implicit bias training will not fix this. https://t.co/6EpdnPNxasThis used to be me. Now the night ether is my freedom. https://t.co/QlQj8WZp4LLearned a very relatable term today: “報復性熬夜” (revenge bedtime procrastination), a phenomenon in which people who do… https://t.co/wpS3dUJWxA
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6/30
2020
Ohhhhhh man. https://t.co/OF5nDxOxqDApropos of nothing, @ShannonFreshour is challenging Rep. Jordan. https://t.co/xoA0EkyMQCApropos of nothing, @SaraGideon is challenging Senator Collins. https://t.co/eSfmcvHtyr37 states have Black Lives Matters painted on a road. Only 1 has ended qualified immunity for police.
Retweeted by Matt DranceJeff Bezos has decided he will not end world hunger today.
Retweeted by Matt DranceThis is a really good thread about why declarative UI frameworks are so important. https://t.co/facRhEFKWx
Retweeted by Matt DranceAs Predicted: Parler Is Banning Users It Doesn't Like https://t.co/R3xxBQ80GK
Retweeted by Matt Drancehaha TikTok can handle all the URL schemes in the world. LSApplicationQueriesSchemes: https://t.co/vACH4hPzmC
Retweeted by Matt DranceTikTok snooping on users' pasteboard, so I had to take a look. Their main app's [YYTextView _initTextView] method: https://t.co/YwNTSUTNod
Retweeted by Matt DranceThe Campbell Police Department wants to purchase a $250k armored vehicle, but some residents are wondering if it's… https://t.co/FI5J6bJWg6
Retweeted by Matt DranceRash of armed US Bourgeouise citizens threatening Proletariat likely due to influence of violent electronic games,… https://t.co/Syg8m0PMX1
Retweeted by Matt DranceAnother high-profile ban today: Stefan Molyneux, a far-right YouTube personality who has expressed sympathies with… https://t.co/iMPBYpultz
Retweeted by Matt DranceThis study from 2015 wound up being remarkably important: "After the ban [of racist communities], users didn’t mov… https://t.co/EgqvdZPfiO
Retweeted by Matt DranceEast San José has 39% of positive COVID 19 cases. We continue to have the most cases. This is very alarming. https://t.co/Jb8zRxmaXC
Retweeted by Matt DranceThis is not to glibly call Republicans hypocrites. We know that. This is a call for Democrats to park themselves in… https://t.co/GzLLTi9vn3Reminder that Republicans staged die-ins at every impeachment meeting they heard about, including ones they had acc… https://t.co/dRgKbrtbmHDon’t sweat it, man, there’s only one more session before November anyway. https://t.co/XO4XxdP172I don't know who the people are who murdered these children. I do know this: I wish we could have spent 5 million d… https://t.co/muQ4EGZ8e8
Retweeted by Matt DranceWe're now up to spending almost $5 million dollars a day on police in Chicago. for a system that, by design, can ON… https://t.co/loWyNte2lj
Retweeted by Matt Drancethis program reduced violent arrests by 44%. it cost $1100 per participant. https://t.co/TjL6lQQI9v
Retweeted by Matt Drance @trollishdelver Lucas made a gorgeous 7 hour long movie for children about how entitlement and fear of loss turns g… https://t.co/cbPj50jJoj
Retweeted by Matt Drancewasp self-image vs wasp reality https://t.co/VcG6n5vM64
Retweeted by Matt DranceWhoa. https://t.co/RrdPEyDIgIBREAKING: After 126 years, Mississippi’s state flag bearing Confederate battle emblem REMOVED. “I can’t believe it… https://t.co/rtlceN2np1
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6/29
2020
The great Mel Brooks is 94 today. He worked on The Elephant Man, hired David Lynch and insisted his own name be kep… https://t.co/9Pv3gYE3r9
Retweeted by Matt Drance @gruber I gave up and did a wall in my house with chalkboard paint.EXCLUSIVE - Names of all people killed by police in 5 Bay Area counties in the last 5.5 years on front page, showin… https://t.co/6HxNpICZAj
Retweeted by Matt Drance @matthewfederman “How can we repackage a thing we were going to do anyway for financial reasons” is an age-old tric… https://t.co/si2NXEtNCR @myunderpants I would have wanted del Toro to make a live action Titan, but he kind of already did with Pacific Rim. @mattzollerseitz The Rock. He got roped into F&F but he was already a star by then.Workers removed thousands of social distancing stickers before Trump’s Tulsa rally, according to video and a person… https://t.co/hwPNLGt4EN
Retweeted by Matt Drance @myunderpants Yeah big disappoint. The primitive flashlights were cool though.PSA: If you are a creator optioning your book/comic to film/TV and are concerned about whitewashing you can add a c… https://t.co/De0yNLHVnm
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6/28
2020
This is Jo Rae Perkins, the Republican Party's nominee for the U.S. Senate in Oregon, taking the QAnon digital sold… https://t.co/FMSLmI020R
Retweeted by Matt DranceIt’s wild to me that these dudes keep finding *new* ways to openly admit that they would never be in power if Ameri… https://t.co/suzJmIUYTQSomething I don't see screenwriters talking about is collapsing scenes, but it's something I end up doing on every… https://t.co/tDJg1WxQKc
Retweeted by Matt Drance @kevrockcity I lol’d @saurabhg @danielpunkass @Aleen Here’s hoping those folks have found better people to talk to! @counternotions VR glasses, of course.Tucker tomorrow: Journalist Waterboarded by AntifaWhat hope is there when our heroes cannot part the Dasani SeaAnd now we see what cowards the conservative thought leaders really are. If Jack had only pressed on a mere twenty… https://t.co/ffRu3HQS7y @buzz Confessions of a person who doesn’t want to own any of their creationsThis is why I don’t like signing petitions. And demographically speaking I know I have very little to fear. https://t.co/XNaQmXAhfkVery cynical take: ad budgets are shrinking already during the pandemic. Why not get some applause for it? https://t.co/jrbgYKiTJ9
Retweeted by Matt Drance
6/27
2020
I’ve hated flying for a solid ten years, before COVID. Now... yeah. Sorry.Honestly can’t imagine ever getting on a plane again. Sorry friends/family. https://t.co/9ZB98YiW7P @johnaugust @sarahcpr And the progressively disheveled hair. I like that these keep adding layers with every round.How to second term https://t.co/WTuH277sUA
Retweeted by Matt DranceDamn https://t.co/LkJr7X73eq @songadaymann Gronk (https://t.co/6Sl9feVzR5), Calvin and Hobbes, Far Side, GarfieldOkay, I'm doing it: In-person WWDC isn't an inclusive event. It's expensive. It's exclusionary (San Jose can only… https://t.co/3fNgcLGmYX
Retweeted by Matt DrancePlease understand that when the energy drink bros say they will save our electoral system and end car accidents the… https://t.co/35EMQFkpcIIs our machines learning https://t.co/XY2hKMgjszThe real news today is that the U.S. set a record for new cases today: 38,672. The previous record was April 25 at… https://t.co/2hWPtlsIhW
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6/26
2020

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