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@hallofstairs told u the extra 400 reading counts points were with it... pizza party in the media center was a fucking movie 😝This meant to say assign points to reading counts booksU know that mf read the spark notes instead of the book too and said fuck it this feels like 8 pointsSometimes I really be thinking... someone’s job is to assign Reading Counts™️ bookshttps://t.co/0SYZz0gQCzWhen bath and body works includes the aromatherapy body washes in the buy 2 get 1 free sale you’re gonna see one charged up mother fuckerTrying to time the drop in Nights with my “listen... we should just start over and build on what we know is a solid foundation” textSaw some dude (discription withheld) jingling his cup of ice asking Two white girls for just a crumb of coochie at the bar
2/16
2020
Tame Impala right... the less I know the better 😔
2/15
2020
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2/14
2020
Ok so taking a vote - next Friday Saturday night I will be simmering late night and live tweeting the show of your choice...Listen I’m just saying if Lori from Shark Tank was looking for a 23 year-old boy toy that she just has to DM this accountMy lyft driver is playing the audio of the movie “A Bug’s Life” through his speakers right now.... is this some king of fucking joke @BleacherReport Big if trueBob is in his crease tonight #oneterritory
2/9
2020
Unreal that the 411 pain song isn’t charting shit goes bananasMf talking about his FCAT Writes prompts like bro I’m just tryna get back to my apartmentNot complaining but just got in a lyft and my driver is 12 years oldUber be like “fear not, your Uber driver has undergone self-defense training and your ride has bullet proof doors a… https://t.co/9vu6G61UuqLyft be like fuck it just jump in whatever car looks goodGotta get the cake up EdwardWake up Edward @hallofstairs If your girl doesn’t have a MIP on her record leave her @ColeNFKL With a locker full of Collin
2/8
2020
I hope to god none of you run up on me today https://t.co/TOGCMj2S5N
2/7
2020
I’m still behind so no spoilers but this season of the bachelor really has me questioning if I should just never ta… https://t.co/mQf7g0LHld
2/6
2020
Top 3 defensive teams - 1. The Monsters of the Midway Chicago Bears 2. The Legion of Boom Seattle Seahawks 3. Th… https://t.co/gArVoSR9JVY’all wanna CLAP when the pilot brings you alive to somewhere you paid hundreds of dollars to go... but y’all won’t… https://t.co/9UD2xBtE1WUnreal fucking plane etiquette boysTSA Agent - “you got any snacks in this bag” Me - “not for you big guy 😂😂😂”
2/2
2020
Incredible https://t.co/9aIpMzmrfl
2/1
2020
Mom just left the house and the stereo system on so you already know what the fuck is up - Coldplay ✈️✈️✈️ Cole World 🥶
1/31
2020
New call of duty looks unreal https://t.co/NDXY8sjIIC
1/30
2020
Before y’all start letting me have it I had a gift card from my bossTook a leap of faith and am at Panera for dinner and I’ve only been waiting 15 minutes for my food in an empty restaurant
1/29
2020
Are you kidding me DomTime to crush these thanksgiving leftovers ahaha https://t.co/cCoFhJn0ad @ColeNFKL Ninja Cole the GodI HAVE ATTONED FOR MY SINS, AND ON THE DAY MY NAME IS TRENDING , WHEN THE WORLD NEEDED ME THE MOST, IS WHEN I HAVE… https://t.co/hhpHmgSoCZ
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1/28
2020
Ladies you have $5 pick your perfect man: Funny - $100 Intelligent - $60 Confident in who he is - $200 Has No I… https://t.co/wuC8fNZVk2
1/23
2020
About to be on the mean street of St. Louis brother - HHOn my chest: Hurley T-Shirt On my waist: khaki shorts it’s fuckin hot outside On my feet: Collin’s Jordan’s that… https://t.co/vGfqXQQ5pc
1/20
2020
Leave him sis you are God’s gift to earth and shouldn’t waste another breath on his dumb assYour mcm saw the fight and posted “yea I saw the fight and all I can say is thank God I can last more than a minute… https://t.co/CWsaYvYeg7
1/19
2020
@DrCranGarySauce https://t.co/CiDzdWGxsI
Retweeted by Cran Gary Sauced @pollotropical Y’all are good. I could never stay mad at someone I love @johnsonmarinara https://t.co/x8oLrljb14 @JuanchoHuncho @pollotropical The only thing I can compare the proceess of frustration in waiting and hour and 20 m… https://t.co/TOlTQd3NOb @pollotropical despite all of your short comings I would die for youOk I’m done playing games @pollotropical y’all forgot my cilantro garlic sauce it’s a real shame the dude couldn’t… https://t.co/pSNZkiNbSLThe manager just looked at the drive thru employees and asked “what’s wrong” bro where do you wanna start I’ve been… https://t.co/HJnelnr79zAgain, how the fuck are y’all gonna take 45 minutes at the Pollo Tropical pick up window @JuanchoHuncho Tell Lockheed to cut the check
1/18
2020
The boys and I gettin after it earlier https://t.co/RcMvjdV5fg
1/17
2020
This afternoon has been absolutely electric fellas let’s keep the ball rollingA lot of ppl have been reaching out the last few days.... and I’m jus here to say this year, ima fuckin do me https://t.co/BGRnGeodpeLadies not to brag but just found out I made too much money last year to use TurboTax™️ Free so hit my line for a nice meal at Chili’s
1/16
2020
Good call for LSU cancelling classes for the week since this game is gonna trickle into Thursday morningNothing like going over your boys house for the Natty and then sleeping over because the game ran til 3 am
1/14
2020
On my chest: sleveless hoodie from H&M On my TV: Blips and Chitz episode of Rick & Morty On my fridge’s second sh… https://t.co/POHC5ETCDo
1/13
2020
When the conservative Washington R**skins fan on the TL starts tweet that he was right about Lamar Jackson the enti… https://t.co/5XnyxbaFEuI have multiple bottles of champagne in this fridge @johnsonmarinara Content loading
1/12
2020
@melissazargon Are you fucking kidding me my children use this website
1/5
2020
Dudes are afraid to be drafted and FIGHT for our country but would GO TO WAR for the chance to be within 5 feet of Liv Cowherd
1/4
2020
Another nationally televised sports event - another finalist on “The Voice!” singing the national anthemAll women that didn’t have a kiss at New Year’s - you aren’t anywhere in his brain and he already cheated on you twiceI don’t like to announce personal goals on Cran Gary but... ladies the promotion did happen please dm meNobody- Me in the first 5 seconds of 2020 - boys if I was 6 foot I would have 0 problems in lifeI was I informed that the only thing that make me go Is dark lipstick
1/1
2019
You best believe sam boy didn’t finish the dons challenge which means only one thing - free nuggets babyThe best part of the Don’s apple pie is the boxThere’s two people getting married at Jojo’s rn
12/29
2019
Don’t text ———— https://t.co/X89buyfyqN @johnsonmarinara sir if u would https://t.co/agzoCWxVvxWhen she says “u must have been born yesterday if you think we fuckin” https://t.co/6Yjf7ghRfEhttps://t.co/0vFw3I7uMX
12/28
2019
Y’all want to only talk about the president getting impeached but don’t wanna talk about the PRESENTS you should GE… https://t.co/tvE0RXPrWuI’ve watched literally 12 total movies in the past decade and should have no base of judgment and just be proud of… https://t.co/qtDRDFLX7hPut a bullet in my brain before you force me to rewatch the last 26 minutes of Star Wars Episode 9: The Last SkywalkerIf you’re wondering why this account is only half as active as it used to be it’s because d spends all his free tim… https://t.co/9EjMphNCoBBring Me dropping an EDM album to end 2019 really put the fucking nail in the coffin I can’t wait for next year to… https://t.co/ekJFUqeLnB @JuanchoHuncho ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
12/27
2019
@melissazargon I have never felt more apologetic @melissazargon Melissa don’t u fucking dare let aunt Lisa do u like thatOn god this is the best Christmas Eve ever - my homophobic uncle told me he, if no one else could ever find out, wo… https://t.co/fMbWZ3RZYU
12/25
2019
Literally about to fucking kill myself because I have like 5 hours where listening to Winter Things by Ariana Grand… https://t.co/nhWflf8RrK
12/24
2019
@johnsonmarinara Any time big guy
12/23
2019
Don’t fucking text.... she cheated on me with the mall Santa. The only women I trust now is Ariana Grande https://t.co/IQcVriX5n4
12/22
2019
Fellas go ahead and comment which Mayday Parade song makes you miss her the mostBut this holiday blend from Edward low key be hitting a lilYou could put a gun to my head and I couldn’t pick skittles willingly at a convenience store if you threatened to pull the triggerAbsolutely baked this PM does anyone have a copy of Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over with the little blue and red film 3D glasses that come with it?
12/21
2019
@JuanchoHuncho Crazy to think the could convince so many licensing bodies as well to buy into the vision. Incredibl… https://t.co/g4iBg9P8cTYour mcm waited 17 minutes in the make your own pasta line at BB&T Center.... on a Monday night against Ottawa
12/17
2019
Not to be dramatic but I would take a bullet to the head if it meant Tacko the hamster could livehttps://t.co/HRNOmmNHBPhttps://t.co/BXWthqEtcI
12/15
2019
A lot of people be graduating with the last name Laude bruh.... talk about good genes
12/14
2019

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