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Dealer of fine desks and campaign furniture. Maker of virtual tea, the world’s largest veggie burgers and the world’s longest song titles!🙂

3,526 Following   4,887 Followers   14,660 Tweets

Joined Twitter 7/3/16


If our government was something you could drink, what would it be?🤔🙂Name another Donald that is better than Trump?🤔🙂Can you feel the love tonight?🤔🙂The answer is.... The wall! What is the question?🤔🙂It’s taken a while but we’ve got our first booking!🙂 https://t.co/4E2dMnQYb7 @JaneRemain Nothing will spring to mind because their minds have been poisoned with years of language like this whi… https://t.co/sxJ0OvlktiIf you were a drink, what drink would you be?🤔🙂 @CaptainCurnow I thought you were asking me for a minute 🤦🏼‍♂️ @slightlydotty 😂😂😂 @Ken_the_Dub Wow. Who is your dad? @grannyponting Think more my age @annebatt30 Ha ha. If only 🤪If you could ask Boris Johnson one question, what would it be?🤔🙂What year am I in?🤔🙂 https://t.co/lv80dfgeWrThe answer is.... Double! What is the question?🤔🙂 @theguildfordone Don’t you call yours a wanger?😜 @Smartmommom Genius!The answer is.... 15°! What is the question?🤔🙂 @MrsAitchBee 😂😂😂 @TheCurrentMrsC Sorry I sold it last year 🙂Who said... “Mmmm, I'm Mr. Lover Lover”? Wrong answers only🤔🙂Good afternoon all! What is your favourite song where the title includes something fruity?🤔 My favourite is ‘Bonita… https://t.co/qxJfrvr8IE @MrsAitchBee Indeed it is. 🙂 @HarveyFirestone @JaneRemain Deal! @Justbwc Sorry mate. I sold it last year for US$38.72 million🙂 @ooAjCoo I think others painted in the 50’s. Detention!Well that will be my growing done for this year🙂 https://t.co/N1um1x9acL @TracymOshea Ha. It’s worth a bit more than that 😂Who wants to date my painting👇and tell me what you think it’s worth?🤔🙂 https://t.co/4KUjfbgQX4The answer is.... Bespoke flaps! What is the question?🤔🙂 @YvonneBurdett3 You mean 30! @annebatt30 Well we know that is a lie! At least come up with something believable 🙂 @londonmissives @JaneRemain I’m working on a suitable punishment for you Nige! I’ll be in touchGood morning all! What is your favourite song where the title includes something you might do if you don’t like som… https://t.co/AOHKANIiQw @KWallisSmith Trust you to spoil my idea 😂 @TracymOshea Like me but with the gorgeous bit😝 @JaneRemain Most things are nicer when they are muted. Especially right wing politicians!😜 @KWallisSmith Well it’s a nice idea. I sort of agree with you. But I could bet a million pounds in Leicester winnin… https://t.co/BOflhHpkqU @JaneRemain Totally. We could actually put forward a positive case for staying in the EU. And I could bet £1 millio… https://t.co/Wi9LH6l8EI @Andrewbunchlfc Indeed @KWallisSmith No, we could get it right this time 🙂 @justinbellinger Im laughing 😂 @AngelaCahill17 I’d say definitely. She is a rescue from Romania (waits for Brexiteers to say we have too many imm… https://t.co/dQYIj7ZQ7WThe clocks go back tonight! Do you think anyone will notice if we rewind them all the way back to 2015?🤔🙂 @TracymOshea You got me 😝 @Cindy89Rose Ours too @JaneRemain Oh dear oh dear! That will be a Tier 5 detention for you!Give me proud! Give me scared! Give me sad! Give me cute! 🙂 https://t.co/kTwHmEvaAT @JaneRemain Well I literally have my head in the clouds 🤪 @mak_nono Yeah. So was I. It’s always dull in Manchester 😜 @deharpham 965 ftWho said... “Can we fix it? Yes we can!”? Wrong answers only!🤔🙂 @mak_nono Thanks. Your tweets are dull too!🤪😂What the highest point in south east England looks and sounds like this morning👇🙂 https://t.co/G5eQYcETlX @Elaine_Lanie78 Yeah it’s hard to think I’m as old as you 😝 @Elaine_Lanie78 Ha! You got it @JaneRemain This ain’t the Brexit I voted for!The answer is.... 1995! What is the question?🤔🙂Who let the dogs out?🤔🙂It’s only 7.55am but what have you already done this morning?🤔🙂 @trixietrottsba1 IndeedThat’s not the Brexit I voted for 🤪 https://t.co/bms8tT944r
10/24
2020
@cat_abroad 😂😂😂🤪 @Justbwc @steve_bamlett @mrsverypicky @miffythegamer @JaneRemain @knit1slip1psso @getnorthern @JCaramac Touch base soon mate x @Justbwc @steve_bamlett @mrsverypicky @miffythegamer @JaneRemain @knit1slip1psso @getnorthern @JCaramac As long as… https://t.co/vOTo0QDkeD @cat_abroad Very good!🤪I had a ‘chat’ today with someone I work with who I like very much but is utterly convinced Brexit is going to fina… https://t.co/PaUIfzHvfQWhere is the love?🤔🙂Powerful speech from someone with a heart👇 I’m not sure many in our government actually have one! https://t.co/RwB9G57ZcC
Retweeted by DrewLawrenceAntiques @grannyponting Whattttt😂 @tommo515 You seriously want to go back to feet and inches? Pounds and ounces? 🤦🏼‍♂️ @OnlyOneTeeta Looks.... ok😜Good evening all! What is your favourite song where the title includes something you might need in the bedroom?🤔 My… https://t.co/VJrahu0ZTl @Kale_eesi Where are you going? Looks great 🙂Wouldn’t it be nice?🤔🙂 @265kay No it’s not 😂I booked myself onto an Escapology course by mistake and I’m really struggling to get out of it!😜 @265kay We were going to move to Cerne Abbas but I was worried I’d get recognised 😜Who said... “We shall fight on the beaches”? Wrong answers only!🤔🙂 @TracymOshea Like what? @CaptainCurnow @sharoncove1 I need to get my hands on some new Manuka honey. Is this not the place to look? I was about to google it🤔 @sharoncove1 @CaptainCurnow So nothing to do with honey then?I was just thinking🤔🤔🤔 Why are willy measurements always in inches if we are supposed to be a metric country. I mea… https://t.co/jiFOt2wO9aAre you gonna go my way?🤔🙂The answer is.... 19mm! What is the question?🤔🙂 @Toadoftoadhall7 Well I went tI a really swanky wedding in Florence and the food was out of this world. But one cou… https://t.co/xQsDmX3LIh @unojen_wood It’s the real deal 🙂 @CFarrell2009 @markmcan @florencerounda2 I don’t know about Mark but mine is detachable and interchangeable. Sort o… https://t.co/unOAFpE4W8 @CFarrell2009 @markmcan @florencerounda2 Don’t we all? 🤔 @TracymOshea That wasn’t the idea no and I am going to make a special exception for you. Just don’t tell Boris 😂 @SInglesfield Yeah! In truth you are so impeccably behaved that you haven’t got close to getting a detention. Maybe… https://t.co/EXMHZhik8a @melraunch1 You think? @tomamason @HelenofTrog Iz dat y Im soo thick den!🤪Following new restrictions introduced by our government please note that I can now only entertain a maximum of 6 of… https://t.co/4kJBwe9s7V @HelenofTrog Are you saying all Greeks have small willies? @MacLiv Listen, not all fellas have willies you can see ok! Ok! 😜😜 @Elaine_Lanie78 It does look a bit sad doesn’t it 😂 @CaptainCurnow Im intrigued now 🤔🤔🤔 @CaptainCurnow What is Love Honey?Who wants to date my bronze figure👇🤔 and tell me where it’s from?🙂 https://t.co/flTsOwoVtq
10/23
2020

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