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Columnist: @DefectorMedia, @GENMag. Co-host of @DistractPod. Author of Point B, out now. Defund the police.

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Should add: There have been verrrrrryyy informal discussions of this among owners.
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Retweeted by Drew MagaryThere's a better chance this dude spends a few months oafishly running for president than facing a minute of real a…
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Retweeted by Drew MagaryI don’t re-watch Sexy Beast enough @laurawags @theisen95 Actually that’s just what a trifle is and it’s DELICIOUSI accidentally called “Frog and Toad” “Frog and Todd” and I don’t think my kids have stopped laughing. FROG AND TODD! 😂😂😂
Retweeted by Drew Magary @laurawags @theisen95 Hear me out: cake SALADUltra Autopsy Marathon, you say... WHAT BETTER TIME @RBTheAlum Yeah fuck them @_NickRogers_ Is it ever Nick, is it everA desperate Jim Carrey gonna play Rick Carlisle in the bubble league movie @barry Wait are you telling me that this whole it has NOT been a reference to some silent movie actor I’d never heard ofShit I’ll even pay video game prices for first run movies at home. I live for the ACTIONWell actually Nazi players are undervalued in the market and virtually all of them have a surprisingly robust WAR f…
Hi this dude on 90 day fiancé looks like Luka Doncic if he hosted a podcast about anime that he jacks off to
Retweeted by Drew Magary @AriA1exander I would tooI wanna see the Bond movie. Now. I’ll pay the goddamn $30 for it. @jaywillis @david_j_roth “I didn’t cancel my season tickets because that would have meant I couldn’t BURN them Dann… beefy golfer looks like if Tom Hardy went way too Method in a shitty movieWatching the beefy golfer @jaywillis @david_j_roth Because lemme tell you about that free love protesthumper John Roberts... @ianhakes @mattufford Ufford is a Seahawks fan and can BURN IN HELLAccording to @drewmagary there's only one director who could handle the task of bringing the Trump presidency to mo…
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Retweeted by Drew MagaryWhen the Heat don’t wear the Vice jerseys it’s such a wasteWe did one! I look just that good I’m such a Hufflepuff. JUDGE: You’re supposed to say “guilty” or “not guilty”
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Retweeted by Drew Magary @drewmagary The Sabres finished 13th just in time for expanded 12--team conference playoff! The Bills are THE AFC E…
Retweeted by Drew MagaryThe Streets over more manager chat is clearly the future
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Retweeted by Drew MagaryHear me out: A Scorsese Trump movie. IT COULD WORK! MAYBE! I see I've been bailed out in advance. is as good a day as any for Movie Knower Twitter to want me murdered. that viral photo of a high school hallway in GA: Teachers say staff tested positive after going to work wit…
Retweeted by Drew Magary🎶 It's too late to change events It's time to face the consequence For delivering the proof In the policy of truth… @Stewdabaker2013 That’s The Motherload @ScottBiggs That’s fucking sweet @drewmagary I got really drunk during a Mastodon show about ten years ago, and the visuals were so intense I almost barfed
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Who’s this Alex Caruso is his job to buy alcohol for all the underaged Lakers @barry My ass you can’t get cancelled for this bullshitLandon White was a kicker for Eastern Kentucky. He quit the team because the coaches “do not care about player safe…
Retweeted by Drew Magary(In Billy Elliot’s dad’s voice) Farfalle?! @chrisweitz Thank you sir. Please cast Nicholas Hoult