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former Public Defender. current comedian. opinions are not my own- for they belong to the people

2,200 Following   31,383 Followers   24,129 Tweets

Joined Twitter 10/10/11


@katrinasivad @Jimmytheworm Like from a car or something @katrinasivad @Jimmytheworm Can we get lunch plsThe reasons she shanties are "having a moment" probably has a lot to do with the similarities between the current s… https://t.co/QV07jshX6o
Retweeted by Drew Morgan @brendengallager Hahaha @brendengallager This is very false. You’re a man of great takes. This take is not it @NorthForgot @Andiwithaneye @GutterBumpkin @ArloCW @intotheabiscuit ❤️Really amazing stuff https://t.co/gurPXEWFTa
Retweeted by Drew Morgan @dgambill @USAquarium @JasonIsbell @JohnMorelandOK I’m a little ashamed of what I’d pay for that show @ArloCW @cameroncowan @Andiwithaneye @GutterBumpkin No problemEat fruit. Fornicate https://t.co/EmP4JshXiS @PaintmonkeyArt Columns are still so very important @PaintmonkeyArt Oh it’s super important and cathartic as hell. I think of it like writing a column. Some folks take… https://t.co/K2LCscnBlEPost church zoom yall ! https://t.co/Mzr157YYaq😂😂 This is why the internet is awesome! https://t.co/7QcLUgqkmA
Retweeted by Drew Morgan @USAquarium @JasonIsbell Burn.flicker.die and casualties back to back is pretty tough to beat. But since I’ve nearl… https://t.co/qkeEbQxiGa
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2021
@Im_Ole_Craig @DavidJoy_Author The 3k is for me to show him where the dollar store is. There are many in the area. Could get lost @Im_Ole_Craig @DavidJoy_Author 3000 dollars and I’ll take you to his dollar general @NorthForgot @Andiwithaneye @GutterBumpkin @ArloCW I’m so so sorry @brendengallager I don’t like what yang is abt for the most part, but I can tell you what it is @NorthForgot @GutterBumpkin @ArloCW @Andiwithaneye jesussolidarity with Amazon workers in Bessemer and West Jefferson County, the homeplace of the Alabama coal strikes of… https://t.co/ivBP7E87LL
Retweeted by Drew MorganI heard @SarahWofford42 will be reading a poem too! That’s just what I heard. Cannot confirm as I don’t speak direc… https://t.co/mK60nywtMo @NM_Che56 @GutterBumpkin @ArloCW @Andiwithaneye HahaJoe Biden should just give us 1984 dollars? Is that something? Idk but me & @GutterBumpkin have a zoom comedy show… https://t.co/fSyAmZxZc2 @mandolyn13 I told youHappy Friday mother truckers. This song is great. Have a great day https://t.co/l4XTaL6tyQ @ldrinkh20 @GhostofParties lolTo me this feels a little... like... 19...84? Is this right? https://t.co/urbgYvQmOv @randolphmorley I wanna be the shanty pig guy. It’s way better than my other idea - pirate rapperBoats * Boars are fuckin rad too thoMy theory on sea shanties becoming so popular is that they’re rad, pirates are rad, boars are rad, and getting drunk and fighting is rad @antlfgrnd Jesus @disgustud @Andiwithaneye Gus I rly am sorry @disgustud @Andiwithaneye I’m sorry Gus I use fuck you like it’s a greeting @disgustud @Andiwithaneye Me too! my bad! @disgustud @Andiwithaneye Go donate to your preachers! @disgustud @Andiwithaneye We get it gus, you’re better than us. This is as dumb as treating her like savior @disgustud @Andiwithaneye Buddy ima ask you to take this energy somewhere else @drewmorgcomedy Adding the “I” to “Q” https://t.co/E4Zwjiht1N
Retweeted by Drew MorganI can't stop watching this https://t.co/EL2thWBLUV
Retweeted by Drew Morgan @cameroncowan I hear you but my take isn’t meant to be “smart kids had it easy.” The take is “dunking on tag kids… https://t.co/Kkuy4vC7PPFull disclosure sophomore year a 9 yr old whose dad was a physicist at ORNL beat me so bad in a math competition my… https://t.co/Csak0fyfBgI was in TAG and I’m doing great & my depression comes mostly from capitalism and party rockin’ Not from being tol… https://t.co/LlHxGOwT2dI’ve seen dozens of “omg talented & gifted kids - get over it” dunk attempts, but ~4 ppl sayin TAG hurt their psych… https://t.co/1b5vpbBEaASure, Smart @MarkAgee and I have discussed first impeachment on Evening Skews, but have we had Second Impeachment?!… https://t.co/iDfWtpUs7M
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1/15
2021
@jediger I apologize my completely perfect height kingOf course may of them can and you just weren’t counting them. Hmmm wonder why. And my ppl have Been in the south s… https://t.co/vCGXpsZ3dpHey Scott - tell us why so many southern black folk can only trace their roots back so far. We’ll wait 🙃 https://t.co/PUmqE2COx2 @thetrillbillies Real hard watching this and feeling sad abt it. Wanting to feel anything positive abt these develo… https://t.co/AgzUVStiuJ @runolgarun I have two pre existings and simply want to know if they're on the list and when I may be eligible and… https://t.co/haElFvBwAD @mandolyn13 @traecrowder @MarkAgee @CoreyRForrester yuhhhhh @brendengallager @CA_EDD also just now realizing that the "processing" I've been staring at since early December re… https://t.co/m2PmxhCyZG @disgustud I cleave to my Kletes @brendengallager @CA_EDD This happened to us but someone used Andis card to order post mates so we thought it was legitOh good. And here I was believing something had happened to my account and it would get worked out https://t.co/DWrMbsUNMXMy fav @drewmorgcomedy bit up on twitter. “Y’ALL ARE AFRAID OF THE WRONG GODDAMN ACCENT!” https://t.co/3kRuyn9eAr
Retweeted by Drew MorganIf you like @CoreyRForrester and @traecrowder but don’t know @drewmorgcomedy you ought to remedy that quick, fast,… https://t.co/nwY76bAqyP
Retweeted by Drew MorganI can't stop singing this in my head and laughing. https://t.co/RV1SHeCp1w
Retweeted by Drew Morgan @slobberhose @SarahWofford42 @CoreyRForrester @traecrowder In that he was right Christmas rules @cow_oom Oh no I deleted the chain @cow_oom There are some good replies ! Play with us @randolphmorley Idk if you could sing this. You could do a rad dance thoAll kletes are good swimmers @johnefrancis You need to make time you flannel yankee @hellogoodbyers Can I play witchyoo party lines @hellogoodbyers A goddamn @hellogoodbyers Awwww Klete Klete mafucker @beeaweirdman @SarahWofford42 @CoreyRForrester @traecrowder This is my fault and it’s much appreciated @johnefrancis Lil Jon > drake not even close @johnefrancis Y’all ain’t get rap in Canada in 2000!? @johnefrancis You for real ? Get low @SarahWofford42 @CoreyRForrester @traecrowder https://t.co/atJk3Hlccy @SarahWofford42 @CoreyRForrester @traecrowder 😊🤗😔l🎼 Broke the windoooows! Scaled the walls (scaled the walls) His buddy tased his balls! W/ a Taser from the mall!… https://t.co/ZYhYE5lMAcWait Marjorie Taylor Greene didn’t lose? She lost right? This is her no? https://t.co/gRlIyEp8enAlso @SarahWofford42 will be dropping some new heat on us! I'm pumped yall. Come fellowship! https://t.co/vx5JbBa9YH
Retweeted by Drew MorganFeels like a month of Sundays since last we convened. After our last meeting I encourage anyone to empty the chambe… https://t.co/seSsq2O3SW
Retweeted by Drew MorganIt’s cute how y’all want to believe the guys who stormed the capitol live in their mom’s basement snorting Cheeto d… https://t.co/32o3i84RZd
Retweeted by Drew MorganAustin, not Cali * @endorob My friend told me it was Cali - it was Austin I realized as I rereadOooo oooo https://t.co/DrMWRV5J97 @USAquarium I’m a little disappointed there isn’t a story but good on you! @kdmnsf Oh you rightThis rules ! https://t.co/yuH6J4MlN7 @Sukitbackrow Lol not maryvilleThe more I think abt this the angrier I get. He moved to Blount county from CA & found out it welcoming. When it we… https://t.co/EtfPuKvVUNSo this man moved to my college town from California to write columns abt leftists moving to his town? My friend J… https://t.co/9o8tW911PBThis is one of many reasons you won’t catch me tagging the goddamn FBI and tryin to play Twitter cop. https://t.co/EtqnygtrdeIt's been wild lately. Wanna little break? Wanna laugh and wear cool robes? Wanna eat fruit? Join the cul... comedy… https://t.co/Vuapu203sV
Retweeted by Drew MorganThis absolutely killed me for some reason. It’s probably something random, but it sure seems totally appropriate th… https://t.co/DnTBwqJp1SHell yeah son! 🔥🔥🔥 https://t.co/NIRRza691B
Retweeted by Drew MorganJoin us. https://t.co/8WFvrOnqEN
Retweeted by Drew MorganWe have a cul... comedy show via zoom tomorrow at 8:15 EST. I heard @ArloCW will be there but don’t you dare tell a… https://t.co/kwoihlXdi4Thank God we can still laugh. https://t.co/P06Ei4LKue
Retweeted by Drew Morgan @februerin Patriot at Law @drewdowdey @kubethy Hahajajajajaaja @drewdowdey Hahahaha hahaha.If the founding fathers were black our 2nd amendment would be the I wish a nigga would amendment
Retweeted by Drew Morgan @drewdowdey You’re hilarious @drewdowdey We gotta help folks find common ground.
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