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Trying to unravel the illusion and figure out if it's at least a real dog and pony or just another instance of dudes in a suit

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Joined Twitter 2/25/13


@r_10ver @varcharr looks like no love for Nitro so far. It's the only thing I've used in a production environment t… https://t.co/rPf7Ef4OZZ
8/15
2020
@ErrataRob https://t.co/hzoxBDOn2J Out of context quote? @DAkacki @hacks4pancakes an office napping couch is a game changer @matthew_d_green oh no @CryptoGainz1 What happened to the boats from 2017? @BenLesh @elchefe That's an ADHD thing? Maybe I should look into those amphetemines since I keep checking off boxes @elchefe Hi Tim, I'm "Agreed to work that weekend even though I had made plans to go visit my girlfriend who later… https://t.co/dmucKVXHFx @Joshisforreal @SwiftOnSecurity Unfortunately, they didn't return my call :(
8/14
2020
@dontbenebby @ElleArmageddon For what it's worth, I recall the prize for beating the final boss of differential equ… https://t.co/B5ZfMWaM3j
8/13
2020
@alexbloor No. I can't be bothered to go around unplugging everything everyday...sometimes a couple times a day. Su… https://t.co/K2jcQZGnIu @_MG_ @seansposito @wizertraining @KnowBe4 @StuAllard @kevinmitnick I wonder how long that will take @seansposito @wizertraining @KnowBe4 @_MG_ Is there any attribution that knowbe4 was behind it? Not really interest… https://t.co/s4JMntWd4Z @WeldPond "We'll fix it in the next release" I'm not surprised. That's the most frustrating part of running applic… https://t.co/Da17BjDo9V @w1bble @cakeis_not_alie @bphogan @IanColdwater quick, join #hack to try and take over the channel! @SwiftOnSecurity Is this new? Microsoft told us that unified MFA was fundamentally not possible a few months ago, s… https://t.co/kKxZ0ojla7
8/12
2020
@Grady_Booch These four years of learning Russian....WASTED! @Gillis57 I thought bread was a critical sandwich component! ...at least there's no ketchup <ducks> @Gillis57 Definitely not a sandwich Picked up and roasted my first batch of hatch chilies for the season this weekend @MattThePlanet There's a local place that does "healthy prepared meals" where I live. I think most metro areas have… https://t.co/n7bhV79SgS @Narfpoitzort @djjackalope @firesparkcons Does https://t.co/hkouCl5j7a work? Looks like something inserted an extra www. into the URL @andreasklinger @minal_hasan @grlalx My offensive take on that is it's just dudes with war-fantasies setting the to… https://t.co/MSv2k94atQ @McGrewSecurity @djjackalope Sitting on my couch watching safemode, I accidentally ejected the cd tray on my laptop… https://t.co/buTM4cisMr @GossiTheDog Do you remember why? I got into heated arguments with my family that the hoverboards in Back to the F… https://t.co/JBXpYoeZ6e @matthew_d_green There is one https://t.co/5NqfRAZGK7 @GossiTheDog Did you honestly believe this? @SwiftOnSecurity I watched Joker on a cross-country flight. The only thing I knew about it was people said it was g… https://t.co/C9u9AAxI54
8/11
2020
@TimPeters_ADL @cyberkatelyn @AccidentalCISO @AlyssaM_InfoSec @gabsmashh @marcusjcarey That's what I've done, but s… https://t.co/lRMWm4dhIh
8/10
2020
@QuinnyPig Now I kinda feel like a noob because I've never accidentally deleted /dev/null @akolsuoicauqol There's also pivoting in from/out to sysadmin, networking, and development. Most of my security co-… https://t.co/3gDizv54Ws @thugcrowd I didn't wake up hungover this morning, so that's a positive change @bluknight @defcon @dcskytalks I've got an old phone I might smash. Maybe get somebody to dress up like Brian Kreb… https://t.co/HwdviobM8G
8/7
2020
@gregotto Shit, that's like .2% of their revenue for a year. That's barely a speeding ticket @hacks4pancakes ...also another anecdote to add, a friend of mine makes $10k over that number. Similar experience,… https://t.co/28whVHb1OE @hacks4pancakes Who's low balling? That's more than I make with similar background, but like 10x the experience...… https://t.co/gp42qg1LTp @Shatter242 @jfslowik I don't remember it ending with any kind of resolution. Sam is still out there jumping around
8/6
2020
@EvilViergacht @Cielo_Costero @Foywonder Lightning in a bottle. Damn network execs always cancel the great ones too soon @Foywonder @ABAOProductions I loved this show, and it all made perfect sense to me
8/5
2020
@0xdade Search LinkedIn for sysadmins that work for the company...somebody popular, but not too popular and seems t… https://t.co/TUsmKuBKZ8 @GossiTheDog @thebdaman @musalbas they give you £1 for every £0.32 pencil you order? I have a marvelous idea! @GRIFTSH0P That's a lot of whitespace there...I bet somebody could fit a lot of words into it ...like names or som… https://t.co/yBREzgtH58
8/4
2020
@cybergibbons @alexlomas @TheKenMunroShow If you stuffed a 747 full of bananas, would that exceed it's takeoff capacity? @cmdrtaco Same here. Godspeed and report back if childhood is ruined.
8/3
2020
@blueteamblog @halvarflake clicky and see what happens ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @halvarflake IT has been like that ever since I started like 20 years ago...war rooms, nuclear options, etc. Bunch… https://t.co/pGfm3bpZx5 @CraneHassold @K1ng__J0hn what were you up to when you were 17? the most successful criminals in high school are i… https://t.co/DQ87z9Aoi0 @McGrewSecurity right? ...or at least all of those things I thought were "responsibilities" were just lies
8/1
2020
@ffneto_cwb @d0rkph0enix @r0wdy_ Not hard, just grueling and bizarre...the CISSP books are more reference material… https://t.co/Ya7M6Iv4i4 @d0rkph0enix @r0wdy_ I like lamp What bulbs are you using? Mine makes the room look like the interior of the sun at full blast @networkgrinch @Infosec_Taylor Damn, I've been out of the Linux game too long. I didn't know that existed...goodbye suid? @McGrewSecurity I hadn't really considered setting one up since it would be another team's responsibility in the en… https://t.co/ihbqhZcSR1 @McGrewSecurity How do you feel about the sandbox services run by 3rd parties like Palo Alto, Microsoft, Crowdstrik… https://t.co/lJJYn4RNcH @gabsmashh Thanks :) Some people are just toxic, and their respect isn't that valuable. The "pretty face" thing is… https://t.co/2DGpjM2rPK @gabsmashh No, but I have been ridiculed for wanting to call somebody to replace a toilet instead of doing it mysel… https://t.co/hS3Qbd3SpC
7/31
2020
@cybergibbons Excel <cries>
7/30
2020
@JeremyVineOn5 Wonderful idea! Then we can mine the cell phone metadata to flag the phones that show up as belongin… https://t.co/avnT37L12N @ABAOProductions Welcome to Safe Cracking Club...might I recommend @LockPickingLwyr to help further your adventures? @MaidenSarah1 It was a real debacle when I said that word in front of people @Grady_Booch @Werner I'm stealing that last one for my next threat assessment
7/29
2020
@BosmerArcher5 @GossiTheDog I conceded that the war is lost long ago @0xdade ahhhh, yeah...that's obvious now that you mention it. I was stuck thinking about how I would detect that f… https://t.co/ewqJiyPc46 @Xizmes @0xdade My rogue ssh tunnel was on the jump box! @0xdade No How would one detect a reverse port forward? @GossiTheDog you're going to have to double down now irregardless @AlyssaM_InfoSec Outside of the bay area, IT wages have been pretty damn stagnant for 20 years. @SafetyHarborSun aaaaaand Safety Harbor re-affirms that it is a small southern town
7/28
2020
@Invad3rKrim @joshcorman I am sadly out of Hatches for the foreseeable future and don't want to resort to canned :( @joshcorman made some vegetarian green chili this weekend with some roasted hatch chilies that were in the freezer… https://t.co/rouI3WXBPt @cybergibbons Bananas which is unfortunate for the current line of reasoning @MalwareTechBlog @zackwhittaker I think the Garmin in Kansas is technically the foreign subsidiary, wholly owned by… https://t.co/r52zEdL5Oc @zackwhittaker What impact would Garmin's incorporation in Switzerland have on US sanctioins? https://t.co/WXBRogKrzv @LitMoose @haystack_ia I'll specifically note find's "-exec" and that it ends with \; ...and following on from tha… https://t.co/c7cS18YMq6 @adam_baldwin @1o57 I'd like to give it a try, but I'm afraid I don't have any rubber pants in my size @el_jasoon @GossiTheDog No. Maybe they did eventually, but when I brought it up to my team the first day, their res… https://t.co/5ER9eUxtwb @GossiTheDog Some of us are still waiting for a maintenance window. Not me...but, I've heard things. I don't thin… https://t.co/QUy5ZvYYnv
7/27
2020
@cybergibbons I'm kind of a fan of Boost because it lets me run 27.5+, but also annoyed because that means none of my old wheels work @MaaloufMD Cliff Huxtable @cybergibbons What happened when you got busted by the police? Was it a "all right you lot, off you go", or like gu… https://t.co/knsLV2T3Ff @AndreaBarisani @Garmin Desperately it would seem
7/26
2020
@Agent__X__ Since we're not in Vegas, I will probably not be too hungover to run @WeldPond Yes...specifically Terminal Velocity too @JonSelman @defcon Haven't looked yet, but wouldn't the uncompressed audio be more preferable to mp3? ...as if I d… https://t.co/wsVLpcwKnz @Grady_Booch Shit man...hunker down I'm hoping the Atlantic stays quiet....but it isn't @nickdothutton No segmentation? They turned everything off in a panic? Both? I keep finding myself in orgs arguing… https://t.co/S5WproFmXf @GossiTheDog The ransom is probably cheaper than an E5 license though
7/24
2020
@cybergibbons Pineapples I had no idea they could be good until I was in my 30s and had a fresh one in Costa Rica @Hyr0n1 @1o57 I just discovered that the tape player in my 10+ year old bookshelf stereo does not appear to work :( @NathanMcNulty @maaverix @ITguySoCal What is Sophos doing differently? ...or they were just lucky because those att… https://t.co/WdXv7mC1v1
7/23
2020
@egyp7 20 years of wasted keystrokes! @Viss @egyp7 my go-to for arcane bash stuff is https://t.co/86vqg12Dga it's not even really that arcane, just easy… https://t.co/4ZhcqqNbAC @MeganGuiney @SwiftOnSecurity Why did I click? What the hell was I expecting to find there?
7/22
2020
@defcon Hmmm, scavenger hunt @CPetersen_CS @ThatFanRex Zahn's trilogy got me re-interested in Star Wars...along with most the rest of the world @rctruitt @ThatFanRex That always bothered me @ElleArmageddon There's people who disagree? I suppose I could understand some Empire apologists, and A New Hope h… https://t.co/2KuQuXIRWf
7/21
2020
@cmdrtaco lazers man! One of my friends had one of those @realberthayes @dildog Although it might now be fun in These Unprecedented Times to personally respond to all queri… https://t.co/JW66CmesUC @realberthayes @dildog Fun times is also getting stuck with the LEO mailbox/voicemail for the owner of IP space use… https://t.co/sYxC8reVqB @PaulRoales @__apf__ It makes a huge difference...and I am a shitty swimmer. It's a lot more than 1%. Feels like ru… https://t.co/wAGeOyJWaw @cmdrtaco Why do they need lights? ...and speed holes? https://t.co/lLfbim5QOf
7/20
2020
@Dr_Memory @SwiftOnSecurity https://t.co/gsE7hVV5zM
7/18
2020

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