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Trying to unravel the illusion and figure out if it's at least a real dog and pony or just another instance of dudes in a suit

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@cybergibbons That part sure, but I really like that I can have a full suspension 27.5+ that will stop on a dime ov… https://t.co/BnLq1G4ujC
1/20
2020
@bluknight How? I thought the entire point of Walker, Texas Ranger was "Look! Chuck Norris has a TV show!"
1/17
2020
@GossiTheDog @msexcel I would also like to thank Mr Higgins, because I did not know this and use Excel to an embarrassing extent. @Grady_Booch Halfway through I started thinking of these as names for sex stuff... Swiss Incident Burmese Maneuver… https://t.co/6OnatMneqf @Viss I wish I interviewed at a place that was technical enough to ask me that. Hardest I got was about adding a new disk without rebooting.
1/14
2020
@cybergibbons I meant to vote for "gaining the fear". Once you think about it, you're done and going to crash. Bett… https://t.co/mu8ZeMehys @cybergibbons @JimAndrakakis @DivineOps My team has an argument going around this very thing that is approaching it… https://t.co/JzN9cE553u
1/13
2020
@GossiTheDog Well done, sir! I shall prepare some notes to present to our CTO and assure him that we are safe from Shitrix
1/11
2020
@GonerDoug @JenMsft Similar, but with VMs. @esotericsystem I'm going to take this as impetus to finish the laundry I started a couple days ago. Really, this… https://t.co/BATENTlNxh @dildog Yes, but I also worked in a college library...so technically it's Library of Congress Classification. Most… https://t.co/3IypasZKzX
1/8
2020
@MT_Heller @matthew_d_green @hdevalence sheeeeeeeeeeeit, I still see people proposing they use "MD5 encryption" in… https://t.co/8d1v6SjMih
1/7
2020
@GossiTheDog @SwiftOnSecurity @SeraphimDomain "...Travelex had allowed RDP to be accessible from the internet.." D… https://t.co/h4wtFVfHE2 @cybergibbons Totally bananas that this system was so easy to fool @AlexParkerDC Addidas and Nike both have some serious running shoes mixed in with many lifestyle shoes. I've never… https://t.co/A5rxoYPKSn @AlexParkerDC The smaller brands seem to have more differentiation between them. I like prana and Outdoor Research… https://t.co/Dc9Vs2Jvi5 @AlexParkerDC If you're talking purely clothes, then generally yeah. I'll wear Asics running shirts/shorts because… https://t.co/WTTR0WgOBs @AlexParkerDC Yes, but it isn't the "brand", it's because the items with that name on it work/fit better for me tha… https://t.co/B54fdXOxuW
1/6
2020
@Gillis57 The Starbucks in the Gallery Mall in Riyadh is open daily from 8am to 11:30pm
1/3
2020
@brysonbort @jdchristopher @BEERISAC @chrissistrunk I'm going to go with the Balvenie 14
1/1
2019
@drc64 @SwiftOnSecurity I've got like 5 of these and no idea what's on them! https://t.co/MDui6I3Dn6
12/31
2019
@m_rothe @NathOnSecurity @SwiftOnSecurity That's the first one I would click
12/30
2019
@SwiftOnSecurity I can't decide whether to be horrified at all the creepy shit people in this thread are doing and… https://t.co/RlF5WjRwjB @Grady_Booch "...confiscated over $10,000 cash, drug paraphenalia, and a baby alligator." Very Florida. The $10k… https://t.co/lsB1ZE5XIZ
12/29
2019
@SimonRWaters @KxBenson @IanColdwater maybe "accountable" would have been better..."no" doesn't work well when that… https://t.co/bH56C2MZTj @KxBenson @IanColdwater Been there....then you see all of the awful things that developers, DBAs, BAs, and Architec… https://t.co/1pqTadUYgW @dinodaizovi what's the difference between running and just jogging?
12/24
2019
@HouseOfRay I think there are more $500k/yr jobs in San Francisco than there are $315k/yr jobs in Tampa. ...now if… https://t.co/CTLgrEQVcD @patio11 @cperciva Distinct from the the videoconferencing ATMs that are replacing tellers at US branch locations?… https://t.co/DfvAzfvjxp
12/23
2019
@Aviation_Intel What was that again? I can't hear you over this Airwolf theme that just started playing @cmdrtaco The pens are awesome and my go-to for my rare instances of written communication. ...I still need to ge… https://t.co/OhY9gEIBwz
12/20
2019
@CCLoos @joe_1183 @alicegoldfuss @SoozUK They also don't sit well because they are usually followed or preceded by something racist. @ihackedwhat @code_injected Basically what I started doing after my last round of "shit, phone broke". After re-enr… https://t.co/garjvIPw2U @pry0cc Hiring manager calls into phone interview 15 minutes late, re-schedules interview, then is never heard from… https://t.co/tte47GtKEj
12/19
2019
@AmyLarimer1 @drewmagary ...the review my boss submitted for her where he gave her an "excellent". Did not mean to… https://t.co/RAxQgDl6Ql @AmyLarimer1 @drewmagary I've never worked anywhere that wasn't the case. At one $4B company I worked, one of my co… https://t.co/kfZMOsJ0XW
12/18
2019
@katharsys2012 @webjedi Just an internet rando here*, but Wells Fargo is heavy on Splunk and had some remote openin… https://t.co/Hcxqqay37y @nickdothutton I would probably still be getting a paycheck from an old job I left if I hadn't told them they never… https://t.co/G61dPBg3iZ @hellNbak_ I think it's already started playing out https://t.co/Q8lWH7UT94 @dildog the dev/prototyping/testing process is interesting to follow since I don't have my own 3d printer and works… https://t.co/mKxTy6XpKy @dildog Damn, I got nothing then :( I liked the early coating approach attempt, but damn those 3d printed parts hav… https://t.co/njcFKnNpE3 @dildog What kind of RTV are you using? I'm mostly familiar with this variety, https://t.co/aTS3FlXuSc from using o… https://t.co/EuZ8V7OyJ4
12/17
2019
@JoeKnowsCyber @mr0x20wednesday Move them out of Tier 1-2 support and bring in somebody else specifically for that?… https://t.co/30tDZTH39o @chris_herd Same question, but remote job pays 15% less? Also, assume that the 15% less still covers all your basic… https://t.co/XCf5jyBf9h @denvercoder @chris_herd If I work in that office, can I vote to have you work remote? busy-bodys are why I don't l… https://t.co/9ufFcqz226 @sfbest_23 @JackRhysider Compliance is the very definition of a check box exercise. There might be some mental gymn… https://t.co/le6hvCu8JW @Gillis57 In my experience, that only works once.
12/13
2019
@cybergibbons Did you download the car? @AkselTorgard @StevieBuckley @iamdevloper I worked somewhere that had "unlimited time off". At the end of the year,… https://t.co/B6xMf5hlrR @blowdart Great, now you make me think about that for a moment, and I'm worrying about ACH transfers again @esglaude @Grady_Booch They probably aren't. The shocking/terrifying thing is that they are saying the exact things… https://t.co/DxejkWeiVk @blowdart Is there a mortgage company in existence that has good privacy/security practices? Buying a house is an e… https://t.co/38fh4IUgQr
12/12
2019
@nickdothutton None really come to mind. Lebanon and Bosnia are the two I can think of and aren't shining examples of long-term stability. @nickdothutton I think so, but scaling can be difficult. The United States has its moments, but is still pretty coh… https://t.co/MtBe0fhaPw
12/11
2019
@dinodaizovi @johnnycannuk After a couple of my friends started working on the networking side for a payment proces… https://t.co/rt672g2koF @bigboy_buddah @simoncholland Pretty sure my living room had that couch, that lamp, that TV, but sadly not that aircraft carrier. @AndrewCrow @simoncholland Yeah, I had almost forgotten :( @nickdothutton ...that's just one state from one region, and I'm sure the rest have similar outliers that bust the… https://t.co/1zH8EBS7aY @nickdothutton Eventually you'll reach the keys. The keys are weird and beyond classification. If "all the nuts rol… https://t.co/V6PmikFJIf @nickdothutton One thing is certain though, you're not going to confuse Okeechobee for the "Spanish Caribbean". The… https://t.co/iqiZJ3zbho @nickdothutton The southern interior is pretty much swamp, and I'm guessing more similar to Appalachia, but can't s… https://t.co/uCuVuxGZQq @nickdothutton The coasts will have something akin to "northern conservatives". From the same areas as Central Flor… https://t.co/5zyyVsP2Fo @nickdothutton ...and that's also mainly the metro areas. As you get out of the metro areas, it's more southern, bu… https://t.co/ZXnzlheWQQ @nickdothutton Just taking Florida...The North is really the deep south, but once you get into Central Florida, you… https://t.co/IgpYKCVO3i @nickdothutton In theory, sure, but it's nowhere near as simple as a map this broad. There are some pretty flagrant… https://t.co/l0qMdgtGbs
12/9
2019
@thinkofanum @MalwareJake The last conference I went to that was large/sponsored enough to give you backpacks was a… https://t.co/F0kUgcWdic @MalwareJake Yes, I already had a bag, but it was/is bulky. The conference bag was better than mine in the scope of… https://t.co/U9CA45DexJ @SwiftOnSecurity It always amused me that the elevators in the engineering building where I went to college seemed… https://t.co/vgQNpeHbFR
12/6
2019
@svblxyz I'm actually more impressed that you censored the important bits of the key there. Also, I want one now
12/5
2019
@ComradeEevee @SushiDude @TheCravenOne What the hell is it they want done in bash? I bet they have databases implemented in Excel files. @ComradeEevee I looked at the resumes for candidates applying for my team and participated in peer-level interviews… https://t.co/Og75IiYs6K
12/4
2019
@nickdothutton When I know somebody at a company who can put my resume in the hiring manager's hands, I'm 3/4 in ge… https://t.co/66LAADIbSU @nickdothutton I still don't really know how to break into infosec. It's not a skills shortage, but an introduction… https://t.co/9OzofL9ltR
12/3
2019
@theidlemajor @theamycoop @kateejamieson More of a Killick move really @Viss Any particular tips or resources to point to for trying to change the course of a behemoth whose primary secu… https://t.co/28T9rW4u8w @dildog Your 3d printing adventures are making me question my want for one of these things. It sounds like buying o… https://t.co/vql33oHfkZ
11/29
2019
@CarmenCrincoli This might call for a tomato sauce-off the next time I make a batch @CarmenCrincoli Always looking to up my sauce game, and I like the shitton of mushrooms idea. Does the selection of… https://t.co/MHccJ09lKe
11/25
2019
@dildog <writes "google: libsodium" on the whiteboard> Is this still a decent answer?
11/24
2019
@benedictevans Also related, if you do see the name of such a company pop up, then it's probably not for anything good.Just how sick is Trump's Crowdstrike conspiracy theory? Very. A personal thread.
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11/23
2019
"Then the cops came. And then the fire department. Authorities watched from a distance as the driving dog did donut… https://t.co/PjdeWmcZEK @ZoPBK @thepointsguy @FlyTPA I dunno, the lounges kinda suck. Other than that, yeah. @brysonbort crap...totally fell for it too. At least my adblock was on @brysonbort I am really curious to see what my info in there looks like though @brysonbort Yeah, basically. The hype was not worth the payoff. This is something I've basically assumed existed fo… https://t.co/eF8yU3UBzI @maddiestone Now it's time to learn about the named buffers for advanced copy/pasting @dildog @Viss Is this related to San Diego? Can you divulge the location? @bambenek @brysonbort Networking fundamentals, OS fundamentals, programming fundamentals, writing/communication, so… https://t.co/fWdsTIn6M2
11/22
2019
@SwiftOnSecurity Searching for #thinkshield, I only came up with what looked like a circle of bots and hashtag hack… https://t.co/IdCEe9HgLN @profgalloway Don't mind genX over here...we're used to it @darthtrain1138 @UnDeadspin I also have a rock from every country. Perhaps we could compare notes. I also don't re… https://t.co/XbTlymxce9
11/21
2019
@svblxyz That'll cut down on a lot of excess bits of paper! I can just use that to scribble down my new password every 90 days @Perf3ctSec @securitybrew Have you seen Twitter? It's a very very low bar, and anything you can add will probably raise it a tiny bit @securitybrew After 15 years in the industry, I think there is only one person I've worked with who is on Twitter.… https://t.co/XN4QQFNGGm
11/20
2019
@SwiftOnSecurity Shit....what if it was just the bassist on a solo tour many years later? Wait, now that I think a… https://t.co/VlULFdm3nN @0XBANANA I beat all of the weapons in FF VII, so that gives me 20+ years experience with relevant systems and products.
11/13
2019
@dildog oh, I like that one
11/12
2019
@justindross ...strangely enough, their best 4 year run was during the global market collapse.
11/11
2019
@dildog Oh God...I talk about the DevSecOps from time to time...what have I done? <jumps out window> <runs off into the forest>
11/9
2019

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