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like a furby on steroids | unfortunately all views are my own

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Joined Twitter 7/25/19


@rabbitwhalev @RobDenBleyker thank you google translate i was confused @KurzerPfosten Are u Oklahoma @KurzerPfosten i was too busy weeping to inquireabsolutely not https://t.co/TS0pd8hOjCjudging everyone else’s driving on my morning commute while i drive terribly https://t.co/zwxlvEwXrXlistening to sad music to fuel my sadness https://t.co/TcVbkcZBOJ @TrevorWoggon I didn’t ask
8/5
2021
@Hoof_It_Harry not pleased with thisoh to be a blank VHS tape no thoughts, just static @lowriderslug_ Certificate in mail @desukidesu what the fucj @Skoog @SteWilde skoog you aren’t allowed to use the words coffee and women they are trademarked @SteWilde @Skoog Lol no @petiteMjolk why didn’t gollum bedazzle it @rockyourbroady literally twins https://t.co/pHMfrgIvinfun icebreaker topics - favorite color - favorite ice cream flavor - your greatest childhood trauma and how that f… https://t.co/q9v3ebhxoFis he ok https://t.co/zWXqQ6oF2O @TheHyyyype interesting rebrand @sherrysworld @desukidesu @bigsharkguy @frankieplsrelax @adeleinator @thesammyhannah @HeavenlyGrandpahttps://t.co/mzgkxHnAxkim doing my best https://t.co/HxBpESnElw @siezbop I’ll try itfriends with benefits, the benefit is we ruin eachothers lives
8/4
2021
@justky1018 Unlock this cage I need to fly @mayfieldquality try try again @rockyourbroady you wouldn’t get it @rockyourbroady check updated version it is a bangerthat twitter function really was fleeting https://t.co/MGCFe2qzJc @HughMcaloon Unfortunatelyhome sweet home https://t.co/oFoElQBjYX @Skoog @rockyourbroady i know too much now @Skoog @rockyourbroady This is more dramatic than the bachelor @rockyourbroady @Skoog I’m shaking and throwing up rn @Skoog why am ijust now seeing this it is incrediblenot eating because my stomach hurts and my stomach hurting because im not eating, a classic case of schrödinger stomach @KatyWellhousen Great point!i don’t want to be the bigger person i want to sprinkle crushed up saltines in their bed @stfujujubean this is very good advice, thanks for sharing @justky1018 Water ❤️ @justky1018 Always @lilbbykimchi improvise, adapt, overcome @TweetPotato314 Pineapple mango
8/3
2021
should i get a smoothie or lay on train tracks @justky1018 stop 😐i don’t know how i stumbled on italian twitter but i can feel the sass without even translating https://t.co/m1rfQm0Zip
8/2
2021
@WowsersMeowsers i try to understandthis is the best movie theater candy don’t argue https://t.co/agU42kFzQ2walgreens now provides a fully serviced lobotomy kiosk
8/1
2021
https://t.co/XMp9rhmnFe @RobDenBleyker thanks
7/31
2021
so glad the week is over so now i can still do nothing, but comfortably @GK_Physics u flatter meno one: my brain: ₛₐᵥₑ bᵢg ₘₒₙₑy ₐₜ ₘₑₙₐᵣdₛ @roastmalone_ You will be okay, sending hugs 💗 @coach_SarahMac it looks SO intense
7/30
2021
mentally here https://t.co/jLTfXoFFYLit’s cute how we’re all in our little cars driving to our little jobs where we’ll sit at our little desks until we get to drive again
7/29
2021
exercising will do wonders for your mental health. no one can see you crying when ur drenched in sweatCDC: wouldn’t it be crazy if we asked you to put your mask back on lol hahah jk …unless 😏 .. no but seriously please put it back onoh to be a baby without object permanence. i’ve seen enough @ArthurMorganSux i know, gardening is toughthink of yourself as a garden. what you water grows. nurture the good and the bad will wither away
7/28
2021
i tweeted about therapy and got 800 followers and that’s how i know we are all brokenagent: FBI OPEN UP me: okay where do i even begin, things have been really hard lately and- @2Saddington Iconicoh thank god https://t.co/bhJ7ZeFv4h @lowriderslug_ I let them decide everything for me. Dinner? Who knows
7/27
2021
my irrational and logical thoughts trying to work together: https://t.co/OIURNMIvX4did you know you can be gaslighting yourself? signs look like - always worrying about being wrong - constantly ap… https://t.co/tQ0SppTspB
Retweeted by ꧁Madimoiselle꧂ @CO_mcbucknasty Want to get your ass kicked in 8ball, billiards, filler, 8ball+ again? wow the list is endless @sordideuphemism What if we fistfight in the Denny’s parking lot at dawnthanks for 40k! this is wild, i am going to puke. who wants to fistfight to celebrate!?this is your sign to clean your room @lowriderslug_ exactlyyy and you feel like you aren’t fitting the expected role you are supposed to play in people’… https://t.co/HYahnxWmWp
7/26
2021
i really do appreciate everyone interacting with this it’s helpful to see so many different thoughts and many thing… https://t.co/WXDL54UpVR @astromonkey21 @bazzapower Thanks just followed! @randocynic fitting for the first pointif everyone drops one thing they learned in therapy we can all gain insight from this threadnew Olympic sporting events: - turning doorknobs with lotion hands - putting leggings on after shower - opening pl… https://t.co/mfKFZbXbnLi think the worst kind of sad is when you know you are sad but just going through the motions of life where it does… https://t.co/1FMYDfe5Nnwhere’s the olympic sport for oversharing. i would win
7/25
2021
@Coll3enG We are all so proud @Coll3enG i can’t focus on anything but the goat on a leash @justky1018 I love you ❤️ you make this hellsite a better place @desukidesu fixed it https://t.co/DDDk40EScP“are you a morning person” i dont even know if i am a person @desukidesu um wtf @666gringo me too @rudy_betrayed You deserve it @maddison_s_glam messing up eyeliner then your tears mess it up even more
7/24
2021
@abernothing @PleaseBeGneiss egg time??getting ready when you’re annoyed is so difficult. any little thing is the end of the world. struggling to put on a necklace? time to crywhy is SunnyD tweeting like a frat guy on Snapchat https://t.co/NdatxPyiEKanything is possible if you just ̶b̶e̶l̶i̶e̶v̶e̶ ̶ receive generational wealth and never pay taxes @TheHyyyype he only half hates his wife @TeganFell I use Revolution hydrating foundation and the megaglo highlighter by wet n wild it’s so good!fun game go up to any bald man and start yelling jeff bezos jeff bezos
7/23
2021
thank you for all the birthday wishes! a year ago i had just started on twitter, and i remember being so excited be… https://t.co/bPE6ff9OWO @itsmariannnna @sherrysworld get her ass @itsmariannnna Omg!😍😍😍 @daddycowboi bahahah hey 😉
7/22
2021

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