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Professional baby and certified baby whisperer. Dog mom to the happiest pup. ENFP-T. https://t.co/RfRxK1y0Ti

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Joined Twitter 6/21/17


Toddler to NP looking for her stethoscope: I hope you find your telescopeI recently discovered that Amoxicillin-Clavulanic Acid for dogs is not called Dogmentin and it feels like a real mi… https://t.co/A8dPf6mzc8
Retweeted by Babydoc MD @RodLacroix “Toothpaste” sure
12/2
2020
@Megatronic13 Here’s Luca redefining floofiness after a grooming session ❤️ https://t.co/3HvXqCuIVXIt’s concerning when the first thing you hear upon turning on the radio is “He is the most despicable man in Americ… https://t.co/4852fv0z0h
12/1
2020
Ppl dont fake depression they fake being ok...remember that
Retweeted by Babydoc MD @millercycle https://t.co/SphXtUNVWG @CanadianKayMD @SassyPsychDoc @DGlaucomflecken Same, lol. Run only when necessary, especially if you work in an ICU! @SassyPsychDoc @DGlaucomflecken If anyone ever sees me running, they should probably start running too because I’m… https://t.co/Gr0lV2lXww
Retweeted by Babydoc MDMe: I am in a bad mood. [sees this guy in an Olive Garden parking lot] Me: I am in the best mood. https://t.co/az3SAj0REO
Retweeted by Babydoc MD @LanceShaver Just FYI, this doesn’t change even after clerkships (through fellowship so far)
11/29
2020
The modified Seldinger technique #medtwitter https://t.co/FjSJnKlIRY
Retweeted by Babydoc MDSo much of women asking for relationship advice amounts to “how do I make this man care that he hurt me” and it makes me pretty sad
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Retweeted by Babydoc MD @ARadDocDates 69845 times preferable unsolicited dick picsI have an acetaminophen nomogram joke but now isn’t the right time https://t.co/IiQor7gxDH
Retweeted by Babydoc MDWe need an employment #BlackFriday for upcoming graduates.4 *looking through album*: mama you're so big! Me: I'm pregnant with you in my belly 4: poor mama, you look like… https://t.co/ke0RnNYWmW
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11/28
2020
@Tobi_Is_Fab I only use this at work because it’s such a perfect work mood. @lazycrybaby_ Too late. That was a conscious decision that took more than minimal effort. @mom_tho https://t.co/x8aqRhcjAo @Tobi_Is_Fab https://t.co/9a6LRoOYkj
11/25
2020
@medburnbook Unable to answer this question based on the fact that *some* people even with average/below-average di… https://t.co/FlET0bTfUS @ARadDocDates Same. But that means free Thanksgiving food! 😄 @RodLacroix https://t.co/GMdCiA0Sn1 @RodLacroix https://t.co/AYJHjwqdF7
11/24
2020
@BrxkenSlytherin https://t.co/Yj1xzXXaNrWho called it a decaf button and not a coffee faker
Retweeted by Babydoc MDPSA: I can’t believe this needs to be said, but here goes: If you fully enclose an outdoor space, it becomes an ind… https://t.co/aAvOPCsRXc
Retweeted by Babydoc MD @Maybe_Ketamine @ARadDocDates I might also ask if they recommend a sure-fire baby-making position because why not😈 @Maybe_Ketamine @ARadDocDates Whenever I get married and an Indian Aunty/Uncle asks me about babies, I’m going to t… https://t.co/FSWQIDANFC @smora75 @DrGolfShirt 😦 @smora75 @DrGolfShirt 😱 different thresholds at different places I guess. But all hospitals I’ve worked at have new… https://t.co/5icR6yEKBc @smora75 @DrGolfShirt He was admitted because the Peds ICU doesn’t refuse anything. But he was discharged with Motr… https://t.co/qaS81LIEZd @strangestatic 🐾 Luca 🐾 https://t.co/InllqYEfQW @AubriePesky But we do! 🥺 @AubriePesky Just keep making new accounts? They’ll get tired eventually! (Read: don’t go!) https://t.co/JSZU45jKyj @Maybe_Ketamine @ARadDocDates My favorite is how sex is taboo (Aunty, you have 6 kids, we know you like it, and hon… https://t.co/FPqC7D1Ezx @Maybe_Ketamine @ARadDocDates You go on one date and suddenly everyone is imagining what your babies would be like.… https://t.co/FLPR3kYq6S @ARadDocDates Btw this is not offensive because I’m Indian and this is from when Indian Matchmaking came out on Net… https://t.co/Z9kXX4IOkV @ARadDocDates Told my friend that the guy I’m seeing is an Ivy League grad and this was her immediate response https://t.co/NYXMrQsytU @DrGolfShirt 16 y/o M with chest pain and no other cardiac symptoms/labs/EKG changes/normal echo for “observation o… https://t.co/FRqIek3R1V
11/23
2020
I am a trainee being “deployed to the frontlines” for the 2nd time in in 2020. I don’t need your applause, yard sig… https://t.co/kefZFduOwq2020 is the gallbladder of years: full of bile, predisposing to jaundice, and a source of unnecessary pain for far too many
Retweeted by Babydoc MDLuca is having fluffy dog fall problems @MedtwOf https://t.co/4lO491Gn0H @mcsassymd New TV after spending 3 years without one! @adamgreattweet @Home_Halfway Super abandonment 😶Sum up your job in a GIF Pediatric ICU doctor https://t.co/Pp6GbK6WdW https://t.co/rq2k2cVnLZ
Retweeted by Babydoc MD[every morning] Me: Do you need to go outside? Dog: Me: Outside? Dog: Me: Do you need to pee? Dog: Me: Go poop? G… https://t.co/YjRFA7V7fj
Retweeted by Babydoc MD @VivianHMoore @brrendaaac Please tell Patrick that I love him ❤️ @ShannonOMac Also for health systems not to treat trainees as sacrificial lambs just because we’re easier and cheap… https://t.co/jGIC3QEDxo @ShannonOMac For people to be sensible so that this nightmare would just end already! @medburnbook Wait until you start getting Doximity news. I once woke up to an email with the subject “The end of yo… https://t.co/Eqz2Lxk1Oe @mhdksafa All of us need to be like this! I was the only person who rode the elevator with a chatty environmental s… https://t.co/9MN7SMUat3 @cate_walt @brguest20 This card is a work of art.
11/22
2020
@Vancbromycin That’s sad. To me it was meant to highlight what we’ve known for the longest time but might not be ob… https://t.co/1m1sY8pWDCI cannot see my boy who is quarantining from me before visiting his family because I’m a healthcare worker and he d… https://t.co/QWJin1XNrn @marklewismd “Yes, hello, I really DO think this patient needs this medication. My original prescription was a prio… https://t.co/CGkqWNUhJ6 @UnFitz At least there are flash dancing mobs @Jad3yLady Broke up with me on New Year’s. Came back a year later saying he’s been mentally dating me all this time… https://t.co/XBHNXoGfaH
11/21
2020
Dear doctors, If your patient is dying, please tell them.
Retweeted by Babydoc MD @HorseMorsel I promise that’s not pee, it’s just butt sweat
11/20
2020
@drgregkelly Interesting how being rich with a social media account suddenly makes you an epidemiologistSame ✨ https://t.co/KxN14kTIA5entitlement is the real pandemic
Retweeted by Babydoc MDSaw a woman sitting in her car and crying, so I backed into the parking spot next to hers, and long story short, we… https://t.co/soxmX9KhI1
Retweeted by Babydoc MD @nathandionl This entire series is so underrated
11/17
2020
@FallonTonight Muting participants in a conversation #NewThanksgivingTraditions @realmellors “Your English is fantastic.” Sir, India has more English-speaking people than any other country in the… https://t.co/VwB7iEbhHv @RobDenBleyker Nice
11/16
2020
@Ygrene https://t.co/64BAB7Zp9M
11/15
2020
@RyanMarino Isn’t it so convenient when the trash announces it’s taking itself out? https://t.co/ayS1x1Fq5V @DrM_Kou @DrGolfShirt But in a way this IS a medical emergency!
11/14
2020
@ARadDocDates Also Courteney Cox and Ellen Page. Might I point out that none of these women look like each other? 😆 https://t.co/mFN2WLsrJ9 @theofficetv Speaks to my soul https://t.co/XozpKWpSgqMe: I need you to vacuum Roomba: don’t wanna *hides under couch* Me: just do this section with all the crumbs R:… https://t.co/Vq1cgL4t5N
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11/13
2020
YOGA INSTRUCTOR: breathe in the good, exhale the bad. PLANT: no.
Retweeted by Babydoc MDAsk not what your ICU can do for you; ask what you can do for your ICU
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11/12
2020
@gretchemaben Height: 5’2” Age: 30 Shoe size: 7 Tattoos: 2 Piercings: Ears x2, nose,… https://t.co/lJziUZZBIR @adamgreattweet Pretty convinced it’s just because I’m brown and chatty, although I would KILL to look that gorgeou… https://t.co/WD53aMfjw3“We” THIS is how you lead 🙌🏻 https://t.co/wk2ToMEKGK @RyanMarino https://t.co/nJmHY2o5HS @H_MitchellPhoto Maybe they shouldn’t have been the way they are then 🤷🏻‍♀️[hanging out] Friend: Do you want to eat half a block or cheese? Me: Ew dude that's way too much cheese. [at a p… https://t.co/wqQXqQZ4j9
Retweeted by Babydoc MDPeople are going to think you’re weird no matter what you do, so you might as well just be weird.
Retweeted by Babydoc MD @sw4618 Cornbread. Bland and overrated.
11/11
2020
Friendly reminder for flu season during a pandemic 🦠 https://t.co/EZupFRhHsz
11/10
2020
@aflannery516 @LadyDoctorSays @medburnbook @md_salty I mean, when has that ever worked? What do they think is the n… https://t.co/Ci3n7upbsk @LadyDoctorSays @medburnbook @md_salty Sometimes I wonder if men truly believe that the only reason women are not a… https://t.co/ZoRF8nMJQW @mister_blank Or this delusional.This just seems like the perfect time to introduce my new bookmark. For no particular reason.… https://t.co/jDrQGwgGEhtrump my ex 🤝 lasting half as long as he wanted in a position
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Retweeted by Babydoc MD @AdamRippon This seems like the perfect time to introduce my new bookmark https://t.co/HSRzDMn4r4Especially their daughters https://t.co/BSQig8MIPnLESLIE KNOPEING SO HARD RIGHT NOW!!! 💕 https://t.co/c1OwBVhO7Y @CaucasianJames Who isn’t? @AdamParkhomenko Priorities
11/8
2020
#NYC ❤️ https://t.co/2VjsuQ0MTv @Coll3enG Eating 😍
11/7
2020

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