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I help make Android. Mercy main. My opinions are my own and not necessarily those of my employer. Build for eternity. He/him.

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larger screen, more cores, better keyboard: hmm, yes, not bad, not bad physical Escape key: *cloud of dsandler-sha… https://t.co/q1d5xHMFQu @neilcic Descender Justify Em X-Height Slab Serif Loose Tracking @lecanardzero @waxpancake @neilcic Vocal Vines @rstevens the photo was cheating @rstevens IT IS A WELL KNOWN FACT I HAVE BEEN PRO-PORG SINCE DAY ONE EVERYONE GETS A FREE PORG I WOULD ALSO LIKE… https://t.co/kNv5LPV1KJ
11/21
2019
@cwren more of a majestik møøse @jovzoran +1 for "tip" or "top" or "TOT" @mspncp @timbray @jessfraz find ... | xargs -ifoo mv foo /some/dir/foo ...although this does have the same effect,… https://t.co/61PZqhHRKn @groby @petermilley @tojo2000 My hunch: selection bias, some intrinsic to the work (you can make a computer do what… https://t.co/OlMJp6b8AA @jovzoran Nah man, git all the way now, never looking backOn branch master Your branch is up to date with 'origin/master'. nothing to commit, working tree clean #FeelsGoodManI really needed to get to sleep tonight (early meetings tomorrow) but instead I recovered some ancient svn reposito… https://t.co/PHEGVcJi4n @mcmillen My neck hairs are curly and sneaky and hide from electric razors. I have to use a safety razor and then c… https://t.co/lne6BXBvLq
11/20
2019
@thetorpedodog @mcmillen an oldie but a goodie
11/19
2019
@__apf__ I love themes. Beyond the technical challenges, shipping theme support in your software is a public signal… https://t.co/kuUlMBssBV @_fuurei Me: oh look, a message from a friend who means a lot to me and I should really resp— Voice: NOPE Me: how a… https://t.co/BD6ffsRWtX @mcmillen see also, Messaging Margaret @Meatwad650 @mcmillen People were afraid to change the building numbers in case some legacy code in GL depended on it @jessfraz I work with repo a lot, so I'm going to throw in a vote for `yes` @mspncp @timbray @jessfraz It can be quite a bit faster to run the command once with N arguments than to run it N t… https://t.co/p7gt9bB26l @mcmillen @phreakmonkey https://t.co/wnHH0wpZJA @mcmillen @toorsdenote Nail it to the church door?The replies here, of people who have been on the other side of this and felt true joy, are so wholesome https://t.co/C7rAwqCaJd @codybondarchuk @kevinrj @alxp My daughter thanks you, by which I mean, I thank you, because she never finishes a b… https://t.co/1ojr4tKr8t#ReleaseTheBoorswanCut #DuckTales https://t.co/Tf28yLsoNG
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11/18
2019
@rstevens That photo was from 2016. Forgive me, Father, but it has been years since my last trip to StoughtonI was today years old when I first read "A Rabbit's Thesis" https://t.co/euYfRBR9Dp @rstevens No better place to spend a Sunday morning https://t.co/UM5iLfpx7j
11/17
2019
New England pro tip: make foolproof dinner plans while the sun is still up, because once 5:00 rolls around you will… https://t.co/Nc8hdFFxWK @qwrrty @mcmillen Also kind of a chat app if you think about itlove how seamless it is to unlock my ipad with my face https://t.co/bICK4FMFCy
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11/16
2019
@pheinberg @dsaff Lucky! They put my face on the airsickness bag @vagabondvivant @tomkarlo Or just, you know, louder. https://t.co/wBBu79y9b5 @ksylor @tomkarlo Oh wait, Dre's Gen X too! IT ALL FITS @ksylor @tomkarlo I think that's Dre @pheinberg Or maybe we hurt everyone's feelings in general? @jwz said it best in nscpdorm: https://t.co/g7yi9L2zAT @pheinberg We did? I didn't think we cared enough to hurt anyone's feelings in particular. @julieterp99 nathan_fillion.giflook, my first ratio @tomkarlo yeah exactly we were just sitting here minding our own fucking business at the end of the world, and now this @mattcasey @mcmillen @pheinberg I thought we already decided that there would never be a Gen X president?
11/15
2019
what the exact specific fuck, gen z, what did we do to you @RisaraldaPerez @PerryFellow What are you talking about, this is a photograph of @PerryFellow submitting work to the New Yorker @nasamuffin git-mentoring(1) Manual Page NAME git-mentoring -- mentor any downstream indices inside any unmentored… https://t.co/5s406t45id @mcmillen I don't even think of this as "extremely gamer" so much as "extremely awful". It's like the design brief… https://t.co/lBwxEZyUWO @bradfitz I don't have a lot of space and need dual-purpose gear. Do they make 19" baker's racks for the kitchen? @fugueish Well, you didn't have 9 people fall out the window, so I consider that a success.me: let's grab any old random garbage sd card to use on this new raspi me, years later, using this same raspi for a… https://t.co/CNGd5QP7hh @johnspurlock Revert "Revert "Revert "fix NPE""" @johnspurlock https://t.co/ybPBqAD5cd @johnspurlock Gaze upon my works, ye mighty, and follow these instructions to set up your dev environment @mcmillen I fixed that with MSI Afterburner, the UI of which takes me back to the early 2000s
11/14
2019
cc @WrongCaptions https://t.co/cydLUrgsgE @dsaff @mcmillen FERRY TO THEYou know you're an introvert when you can spend an evening with some great friends and yet still feel the need to sleep it off
11/13
2019
"Hidden back doors in voting machine software" is the silliest conspiracy theory ever. Anyone who's examined the co… https://t.co/VAMvqZtrWF
Retweeted by DSANDLER.GIF @chethaase The judge was very specific. @dsandler @chethaase more than once https://t.co/qiQYYvHzh1 https://t.co/YcK0LGPEYm
Retweeted by DSANDLER.GIFThis is why I visit HQ: so I can crash @chethaase's podcast recording sesh https://t.co/MDJp6OPIvf @rstevens @babaisyou_ He's bright blue and he does not give two shits about humanityTo widen the target audience of the Baba franchise, our marketing team suggested adding a more mature character int… https://t.co/Xxuymdi1rV
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11/12
2019
@ianhlake @mreichelt @Anti_Hype It's like that. With the protective cover flipped up, SysUI will accept all of thes… https://t.co/gYaG9XiEAj @ianhlake @mreichelt @Anti_Hype https://t.co/iOxgrI3Ajb @ficus I think this is the exact heartbreak that Watterson was trying to roll back with every single panel of that comic @NoMansSky found a vid of what this looked like yesterday https://t.co/UEbNU5tcH9
11/11
2019
I feel seen https://t.co/WUa7cs042v @NoMansSky some more vacation pics, including me hanging out with the architect, Milk Boy https://t.co/1GVybf0lPtsomeone has built an incredibly hospitable base around the weekend community research destination in @NoMansSky and… https://t.co/MPGbXGgmaL @affinitybyserif Thanks! I have also been searching through forums but I consider this answer permission to stop digging 😁 @got_pant @mcmillen For a second I wondered if "managing migraine symptoms" was a browser feature and got excited
11/10
2019
Jobs where you tell a computer what to do with bullshit combinations of button presses you have to get exactly righ… https://t.co/lNjOcWYMAI
Retweeted by DSANDLER.GIFTrying to move from Illustrator to @affinitybyserif Designer, but I have 30 years of muscle memory to unlearn. Anyo… https://t.co/XiSW1pOpRFI only just tonight put together, thanks to @sarahjeong, that *both* science fiction and computer programming were… https://t.co/b0MOGCF1wt
Retweeted by DSANDLER.GIF @NewChappy Pretty sure she's been like this for 9 years. @pheinberg https://t.co/YDLiZWN7o5Ms. 9 is notoriously cranky when half-asleep, usually manifesting when getting up for school. Tonight she fell asl… https://t.co/gCzHNXhkkN
11/9
2019
@chethaase @_JamesWard @romainguy So I'm guessing you can't make it to our 1:1 meeting?Thread: https://t.co/w2XA3dfKh2
11/6
2019
@coryaltheide So, like, 5'8"?
11/5
2019
@__apf__ https://t.co/ZiOPMjJeXdhello darkness my old friend why are you here its 4pm
Retweeted by DSANDLER.GIF @EfficacyOfGrace "The tiger / he destroyed his cage" taken as a single stanza conforms to the traditional iambic te… https://t.co/ob6AnJ2njp
Retweeted by DSANDLER.GIF @Wolfmann87 I just wanted the sprites out so I could use them for my Twitter icon. 😉 @mcclure111 I feel like I have a lot of `cd .` moments in real lifeAfter years of noted e-voting security researcher @danwallach dressing up for Halloween as @iamjohnoliver, last nig… https://t.co/UtHDnp2D9R @tomkarlo Visit California, they're literally everywhere, find one at random and get to work @Wolfmann87 It's the reverse of BinaryWriter.Write(String) https://t.co/9jSHVRmry7, which I needed to decode Celest… https://t.co/qAqj2Z2uHe
11/4
2019
@_fuurei @mcmillen Genius @pheinberg Crossunder @mcmillen They're not critical yet. Just 3.6 Roentgen. Not good, not terrible.
11/3
2019
@tomkarlo Happy (belated) birthday! May you too take a saw to a Teslawatching this Overwatch 2 reveal and I have literally never been so happy to see [REDACTED] https://t.co/PYp2wrnm6T
11/2
2019
mfw maps claims my quickest route home involves both Storrow and the Fresh Pond rotaries https://t.co/ywBtMGtlBx @almuneefs Same game, different joke about itThis team is crafty https://t.co/OCrCzn14ug @jessfromonline @unsatisfiedkitt https://t.co/6EWZegL9VKI image-searched [lambo at night] to replace the cop car but all I got were pictures of rekt lamborghinis :( @celeste_game if y'all at @exok_games are ever in the Boston area, hit us up for TowerFall @ the goog (every day at… https://t.co/0TjxPMLphHI'm not proud of this
11/1
2019

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