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I help make Android. Filling awkward silences with awkward conversation for over 40 years. Black lives matter. He/him INFP.

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@ShriramKMurthi "Dad, is your blog ... being served?"Confirmed: Hiroshi's been coding in Kotlin https://t.co/3C2tk6cK8X
7/3
2020
@thetorpedodog @joywave Keane be like "I know a place" then like wait ... is this the place
7/2
2020
@coryaltheide everyone knows the real weapon is that tiny golf pencil @MishaalRahman @backlon you won't believe what happens if you set it as your wallpaper @realDonaldTrump Why doesn't Black Lives Matter belong in a "luxury" neighborhood?
Retweeted by android.widget.DoomScrollView @pheinberg @mcmillen Owl had it right all along @totallynotlisa @mcmillen your next project perhaps @totallynotlisa This gives me ideas for an automation game. You are a cat and you direct your little humans to cr… https://t.co/cqJ2lzrCId @mattcasey @mcmillen twitter be like "I know an ab workout" but then show u a bourbonelijah wood's calligraphy practice looks like frodo absolutely losing it over sam getting married. https://t.co/Y6CPO9zuC1
Retweeted by android.widget.DoomScrollViewme: i am done being productive. i would like to read a book or play a game work ethic: be productive more me: i can… https://t.co/DDaIZxqn7N
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7/1
2020
Carl Reiner just posted this video interview a couple days ago. https://t.co/28Ik33PhvsMY HEROS CARL REINER ANNIE REINER & MEL BROOKS https://t.co/yimJbwoqCU
Retweeted by android.widget.DoomScrollViewLast night my dad passed away. As I write this my heart is hurting. He was my guiding light.
Retweeted by android.widget.DoomScrollView @jonrosenberg @carlreiner @MelBrooks These guys cracked each other up all the time and we we're lucky enough to get… https://t.co/F7qrh9cWCY @CodySkinnerFan Yes. Trans women are women.
Retweeted by android.widget.DoomScrollViewfrown! at the thesis defense
Retweeted by android.widget.DoomScrollView @gravislizard Still freaked out by the Bad Packard Bell commercial https://t.co/v5QPqtFsxK
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6/30
2020
@cshabsin @_fuurei (teeing up a seaplane joke for someone else)https://t.co/0oNG8PGJ7s @_fuurei @cshabsin that's ok @ceejbot you really nailed the scansion on this whole thing, but particularly "milk and clotted cream" @cshabsin No, wait- It's at least a C+!code kitten get up eat tuna code kitten sleep for job code kitten have boring meeting with boring human named Rob c… https://t.co/YtuWsoDPX2
Retweeted by android.widget.DoomScrollView @cshabsin YES! I think it's because we build up these devices to be like extensions of ourselves, so when something… https://t.co/wU34kWEmpK @jonrosenberg Amazing how she managed to fit the word "real" in there without using a single character. 😡 @martinowong @davewiner @gruber Same over on Android https://t.co/4EjaesypzA
6/29
2020
Scroll back to the top of this thread on memory & expertise & writing https://t.co/dQrtTclea9 @_fuurei @mcmillen Technically @mcmillen It's a start, anyway https://t.co/VOWIgqTFs6 @mcmillen Like taxes @gmurphy @lockheimer Or was it a projector? @gmurphy @lockheimer Fewer lasers, though @PagliacciLive We were only blessed with two seasons @PagliacciLive Is it scarier if there is a new boss above Bill or if there isn't @PagliacciLive We don't deserve Gravity Fallsthe original ARM Mac https://t.co/Jd3k90lm9B
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6/28
2020
1/ Covid (@UCSF) Chronicles, Day 101 This week, it felt like we entered a new phase of Covid. In March & April, we… https://t.co/slIItjzZAu
Retweeted by android.widget.DoomScrollViewJust so you all know, no matter what it is, I'm going to have nightmares about those three emojihttps://t.co/HVy7jlrETN
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6/27
2020
Fifty-One Nifty, Fun United States @RickSchaut @jamonholmgren Happy user, reporting in. @pheinberg With Will Smith, evenHas anyone ever put on "The One Where No One's Ready" as a one-act?
6/26
2020
@jbrooksdev @austin_walker @kuraine https://t.co/ttbMAKuUK3 @mattcasey Great, now I need to wash my brain out with bleach againAll my favorite space games are on sale on Steam today: @astroneergame - $20 @SpaceEngineersG - $14 ($29 incl DLC)… https://t.co/8SFz7UPfi2Amid America's #COVID19 disaster, I must come clean about a lie I spread as a health insurance exec: We spent big $… https://t.co/iFi0dY6NaS
Retweeted by android.widget.DoomScrollView @__apf__ Except maybe the calm resolve to keep right on making your point despite the dog trying to interrupt @__apf__ I can't think of anything more boss than showing off an awesome dog on-camera @bluesmoon @__apf__ That's so cruel. All you wanted to do was accurately measure instantaneous power draw
6/25
2020
@natefoster @ShriramKMurthi Actually the hockey rink thing seems plausible.https://t.co/vTkwVvJNBZ https://t.co/FWoNeNGJUj
Retweeted by android.widget.DoomScrollView @catandgirlcomic these days, all our faces look the same right side up and upside down @tojo2000 @coryaltheide https://t.co/K0hXfErO73 @bdawg650 @voidref I still have that somewhere
6/24
2020
@mcmillen the DLC with an effective potion isn't expected until 2021 at the earliest...I literally gave two fucks so the kids could see it: 1. In Yorktown, there's a mute over "I get the f___ back up… https://t.co/xFsusWaIfH
Retweeted by android.widget.DoomScrollView @RealRBHJr A timid first step toward gender equality.If this was an rpg and you found an item with 30% disease resist and you had an empty slot you'd equip that motherf… https://t.co/jgFmPhbCNO
Retweeted by android.widget.DoomScrollView @aaronreynolds [ornate woodcut of a bird] "YOU INVITED ME UP HERE, NOW WHAT"Animal Crossing fans! If Redd is on your island today, use this helpful guide to make sure you don't get scammed. https://t.co/qWL6L8RXjr @ibogost @lia The opposite of the Photonucleic Effect. @RhadamanteWP this tweet was brought to you by Français Au Lycée @RhadamanteWP encore, le week-end serait mieux @julieterp99 @AnelleTarke *from under a pile of clutter* "... it's true" https://t.co/wfWuDzdMH1
6/23
2020
I keep thinking about how HBO's Watchmen was somehow sent to us from 6 months in the future. https://t.co/rsVdry6yr4
6/22
2020
Forcing people to skip work to vote is, and has always been, a poll tax. https://t.co/Qm8QIv3aeR
6/21
2020
“staying updated” https://t.co/uJUFA0K9oH
Retweeted by android.widget.DoomScrollView @laparisa #RaymondInBoxes @zigstripes @micomiin Underrated tweet @SunByrne NewsRadio was actually pretty great (he was easily the worst part of it) @Taylor_Animator @ibogost To be fair, actual humans have a decent amount of trouble with that @SunByrne He was on "NewsRadio". After that he made a career of celebrating disgusting and debasing thingsAlso I just need this written in gold foil on some business cards https://t.co/Q3gJWin6XKI long suspected this was true https://t.co/ioeR33HNxJhttps://t.co/T25C4uV8tU https://t.co/LFbnAyXmb2It seems obvious, but saying investigations will continue “without delay or interruption” suggests Berman wants us… https://t.co/BDjhV9P00n
Retweeted by android.widget.DoomScrollViewThread full of first aid for anxiety, panic, and existential dread: https://t.co/vazZb5UZVz @ShriramKMurthi we can finally run kubernetes literally in the cloud
Retweeted by android.widget.DoomScrollView @amandadeibert Keeping coffee stocked. ...That's about it. @cshabsin @jstickgoldsarah The overlap with current events is eerie. @koush @MikeIsaac I played through both seasons of Legacy with a group of friends and we loved it. So many razor-th… https://t.co/8GDXFvRKYS @johnspurlock Not the last broadcast after all, then @JoshuaForeman @ibogost Oh my god, I haven't thought about this experience in almost 30 years. "Hi, uh, can I talk… https://t.co/9OTgRtyvZO @matthewlehew @ibogost * drops needle on an R.E.M. album * @ibogost I'm sitting here wondering how many people worked full-time on rope physics and animations. @mcmillen misread that as "FFS"
6/20
2020
This graph is all the more shocking when you consider that Florida's (21M pop) latest daily figure -- ~3,800 -- was… https://t.co/3sa1nWeRc4
Retweeted by android.widget.DoomScrollViewIf you are fortunate enough to afford household help, and you still have your job, please keep paying your househol… https://t.co/CZAJyiwLLC
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6/19
2020
@jillian_kern @dustychipura +1 on the Keep grocery list, pinned to the top of the list at all times, shared with the kids @JoeBeOne Thanks. Fighting for the user every day over here. @GreenShades9 @HANI_4k @AndroidDev @romainguy Yeah I'll ask the team about it. The screenshot clearly shows nonblac… https://t.co/YMVM9zVhIs @HANI_4k @AndroidDev @romainguy Thank you for sending the screenshot. This is super helpful. https://t.co/8Uo4ZPNV5m @jvoorhis @__apf__ obviously alien robots @HANI_4k @AndroidDev @romainguy I just tested on my device and the status bar icons flipped correctly. No light gradient on a black backdrop @HANI_4k @AndroidDev @romainguy If you have a Pixel device, and use the default wallpaper picker, there's a "Solid… https://t.co/DaCQJToy2X @HANI_4k @AndroidDev @romainguy Sounds like a bug in our color detection—we try to figure out whether light or dark… https://t.co/eWDceTnMeY
6/18
2020

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