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artist • sticker maker • etsy seller • autism mama of 4 teenagers (2 sets of twins!) • mom of @cungryhunt • she/her #ally #blm 🌮🍺🖌️

810 Following   4,139 Followers   15,127 Tweets

Joined Twitter 2/8/08


@PaperCakes I'm really sorry. I totally get the "gallows humor as a coping mechanism" thing, but for real. My heartfelt condolences.One of my kids just had an assignment that involved contrasting the differences in textbooks between CA and TX. I r… https://t.co/WFfjahF14i
9/29
2020
@itsmefranswa This one of the kids in your class @cungryhunt ? 😄😄😄 @RealShellyMeyer @JamieALeary @DaveCBS4 @CBSDenver @COParksWildlife @GrandCoSheriff That's what I was just trying t… https://t.co/9tRoftDvNQ
9/27
2020
My daughter just said The Offspring is classic rock. I don't want this one anymore someone come get her.
Retweeted by Laura NeimanThis is the best sticker I've drawn so far, pretty sure. Holographic stickers are now my favorite. https://t.co/ttfXrRl4T2 @melissius @957theparty These holographic stickers are my favorite!
9/24
2020
A whole mood. https://t.co/E9XzuWkS8Z
9/21
2020
This is a amazing deal. I can't wait to check them ouuuuuut! 🙈 https://t.co/yeTs5G08PT
9/18
2020
@JeremyCShipp https://t.co/oBtYsV687T @StateOf_ALaska This is the worst flash mob I've ever seen. 0/10. @LauraliLea My kids read Night by Elie Wiesel as 14-year-old freshmen.
9/16
2020
i spoke to the folks behind some of the, well, *dankest* recovery meme accounts out there about how they use incred… https://t.co/6F1nOoiD1W
Retweeted by Laura Neiman @indextwo @tenthmuse I was almost Shiloh.
9/8
2020
@itsmefranswa Ahhh, simpler times.
8/31
2020
First day of (hybrid online/in person) school be like https://t.co/Mi98vvahJN
8/17
2020
My daughter was telling me last night how much better she feels after deactivating her FB and I really think she's… https://t.co/RP379TyuNx
8/15
2020
Congratulations on creating Obamacare. https://t.co/1h5BY4GSHI
Retweeted by Laura Neiman @jeremyjojola Good morning! It's true, once I had a bunch of kids, I started to really appreciate the sunshine and… https://t.co/QiatLTxxFuThank you @POTUS44 for the ObamaCare that covers anyone with pre-existing conditions. @POTUS tried to plagiarize and steal your ideas
Retweeted by Laura NeimanYikes, Parker CO @autozone guy just hung up on my husband when he tried to solve a problem... Grrrrreat customer service. 😂
8/8
2020
Stop making Betty White trend! https://t.co/LsUuEEjNn7
Retweeted by Laura NeimanMy favorite new Youtube channel is these twins listening to 70's and 80's songs for the first time. Here they are,… https://t.co/5gB2AKFG2t
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8/7
2020
Low- & no-cost immunizations, sports physicals, dental screenings & behavioral health services available during an… https://t.co/oFQgu6jkjO
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8/3
2020
@LaurieBerkner This will be so helpful for preschool teachers like my daughter @cungryhuntDaniel Tiger's Neighborhood to Air Episode About Helping Kids Understand Coronavirus Pandemic "Daniel Tiger's Neig… https://t.co/RvjE9JCAkD
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7/29
2020
@StaceyNerdin @Etsy Yikes!That person you keep thinking, “I should call them.” You should. Do it. Pass it on.
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7/28
2020
"Well son, it was July of 2020 that we really just gave up." https://t.co/aQw6EFroES
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7/20
2020
The man. The myth. The legend. #JohnLewisRIP https://t.co/Z9kYhdK1cv
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7/18
2020
@jeremyjojola She was only looking for a fight. I wish the shopping cart lady would have circled back.My teenagers are all TikTok obsessed so I decided to create an account for my art stuff. So far I've only posted vi… https://t.co/BYIbxXCl87 @johnnysmooth Every mom who drives a van like that *ahem* cringed seeing him yank on the automatic door like that.This woman made an absolute ass of herself. https://t.co/76MGM2Unh9
7/17
2020
@midgetinvasion I mean... She would probably say yes.Chris Cuomo is all of us. https://t.co/N2ci97A3ah
Retweeted by Laura Neiman @midgetinvasion I know! And to add insult to injury, because of covid ortho is no longer giving kids a roadie cup f… https://t.co/iU8rOIeRCb
7/16
2020
I asked this lady where she got it from and she said she makes them. She ran back home just to sell me one. Look h… https://t.co/Fcbxjf7UuW
Retweeted by Laura Neiman @lzzcat @Greeblehaus @kidastronavt Gaaaa I think we were camping that weekend. Had I anticipated this whole global… https://t.co/HOPuChZvi0I've never seen someone more disappointed than my daughter who thought she was getting her braces off today only to… https://t.co/afBYYgauAX @SteveStaeger Yeah the kids don't say that. BUT if you have Snapchat or Tiktok... https://t.co/qjXBWFHDNY
7/15
2020
@cungryhunt Hopefully she's been dying inside all day long at the realization that she said something so stupid. I'… https://t.co/gupFTbOWWGyes! https://t.co/ErEQR8tttu
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7/14
2020
We don’t deserve them. Dogs, bruh...https://t.co/HMdDZdvMlo
Retweeted by Laura Neiman @mikeynerd Hey if you're a fry guy, today is National French Fry day and you can get free fries through the McDonal… https://t.co/ZSYWShwgPFMcDonalds ending All Day Breakfast is just mean.let's just take Douglas County... and push it somewhere else
Retweeted by Laura NeimanBeen around large crowds, find out a friend/relative just tested positive? Sign up for testing, it's quick, easy &… https://t.co/8kEtjZChXS
Retweeted by Laura NeimanTed Cruz flew on an @AmericanAir commercial flight yesterday and refused to wear a mask. And American Airlines let… https://t.co/TkZNnCFJ4p
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7/13
2020
A thing I never realized about being an adult is that you will always be cleaning your kitchen. No matter if you ge… https://t.co/Sg49tZ3NCE
Retweeted by Laura NeimanPeak adulthood is saying things like, “I want a house with a porch so I can sit outside and drink my morning coffee,” with 100% seriousness.
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7/8
2020
Remember when James Corden did a Reddit AMA and was brutally roasted in almost every single comment?… https://t.co/vtTM4PPsODIf you were exposed to COVID-19 over the holiday weekend, you might already have symptoms, which may appear 2-14 da… https://t.co/YkMmYb76i4
Retweeted by Laura NeimanDonald Trump is running as a warrior against "cancel culture." I made a list of some of the people and things Dona… https://t.co/dMfEFBkdX4
Retweeted by Laura NeimanI know Twitter can be prone to hyperbole, but this ad is stunning. It is the most amazing (and heartbreaking) TV ad… https://t.co/j6jeq3zGCC
Retweeted by Laura Neiman @16thStMALL Like I literally thought this meant he changed something in the paperwork but no this guy touched up his car with white out 😂😂😂 @_colonative It is perfectly OK! People walk around and take pictures of things all the time? Why so paranoid? Espe… https://t.co/ubkgVXDLsa @_colonative So taking a pic of a strangers house is a. Equal to kissing them and b. Equal to conservatives not wea… https://t.co/5KDHnShMK6This is all a hoax being fueled by Big Facemask
Retweeted by Laura NeimanI love this idea. 4th of July is over, bring on Halloween! 🎃🦇 https://t.co/jdCQyMR5PwThere is literally nothing suspicious about any person taking a picture of anyone's house on a public street. Wait… https://t.co/waAQN8RqUp @davenewworld_2 Good job to the lady recording! Be an ally. Record and intervene.
Retweeted by Laura Neiman @RexChapman "Racism is not getting worse. It's getting filmed." Will Smith
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7/7
2020
BREAKING: Country rock icon Charlie Daniels, who had a hit in the 1970s with "Devil Went Down to Georgia," has died… https://t.co/fWIWULdmUf
Retweeted by Laura NeimanI keep seeing retweets of this clown and I feel like it HAS to be a parody account. Right? #atetheonion #please https://t.co/Z8FfhdC3ZkNow she's so happy! This is also my face after a fresh pedi. Not that I've had one since February mind you.… https://t.co/L1YO8Hcv62Brought my pup to the vet for a long-overdue nail trim and she wiggled right out of her harness in the parking lot… https://t.co/ck7L1RhrV4My cousin was married to a guy for FIVE YEARS and there are fewer pictures of them together than there are of Ghiz… https://t.co/R0mProoSBg
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7/6
2020
@bobbywesson lets get this going. So emotional. https://t.co/vOIdvN0qjn
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7/3
2020
Oh my God. 😭❤️ https://t.co/lJnSXmqxcqAs riot police approached with pepper spray and batons, @OfficialMaestro took out his violin and began playing "Cha… https://t.co/2Q6JU3zz65
Retweeted by Laura Neiman @iHeartSteveB @KTCLchannel933 Pithy.
7/2
2020
@ginger_snxp @Coach Omggggggg @tonyposnanski Can we get VIP access to this party? @MichaelRapaport @realDonaldTrump Bookmarking this tweet to read in a couple of years when it's aged like wine @itsmefranswa It is on the east coast. @cungryhunt I mean, he's your dad. Do what feels right. Like he's on Twitter. @cungryhunt Glad you said it. They look like the actors playing your dad and his wife in the Lifetime movie about them.
7/1
2020
CCSD is pleased to announce a new option for in-person learning, five days a week, for all students in preschool th… https://t.co/OainlnbUNk
Retweeted by Laura NeimanJUST IN -- @FBI and Colorado US Attorney announce it has been reviewing #ElijahMcClain case since LAST YEAR "rev… https://t.co/EUQKpjxsKb
Retweeted by Laura NeimanDouglas County responds to the announcement. https://t.co/ydjXM3Kv90 https://t.co/voVSSVTtrH @WFKARS @MaraWilson We will keep your resume on file for 90 days should appropriate friendship opportunities arise. @melissius Whoa! How the heck did that happen?What is "marxist" about wanting every human being to have the means to enjoy life? When did "I don't want people t… https://t.co/tTpjyMuXzL
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6/30
2020
@tonyposnanski I don't feel like you need a concrete reason given the shit that's been going on in the world. Hope… https://t.co/9F5tcAqIUD
6/29
2020
Any zombie movie that doesn't have hordes of people running towards the zombies to deliberately get bitten because… https://t.co/6qDDs7ZuVH
Retweeted by Laura NeimanWhen this is all over, #JMO but we should probably throw a parade for front line doctors and nurses like we do #SuperBowl Champs. #COVIDー19
Retweeted by Laura NeimanLearned a very relatable term today: “報復性熬夜” (revenge bedtime procrastination), a phenomenon in which people who do… https://t.co/wpS3dUJWxA
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6/28
2020
#bebe just saying https://t.co/lQ4eHEJtGq
Retweeted by Laura NeimanI think the biggest mistake we made is telling Americans that wearing masks is to protect other people. Know your audience!
Retweeted by Laura NeimanIf there's any silver lining to this horrible moment that we are in—the pandemic, the economic collapse, police bru… https://t.co/1ISVWUyyyx
Retweeted by Laura NeimanKnowledge is power! https://t.co/BpExJGMtz7 https://t.co/8cDraTEO1z @DARollins “Harassed” = asked to wear a mask. Why doesn’t she tear her shirt off and challenge the “no shirt, no se… https://t.co/js1DDha1HW
Retweeted by Laura Neiman @SugarJones Good lord. All these people lately behaving so poorly while people stand there recording them. Have some fucking dignity, Karen. @lcpatt @LaytonEWilliams Oh yeah I always forget about Ipsy. I bought it for my teenager for a year as a bday prese… https://t.co/cmfEk7RtkY @LaytonEWilliams I'd love to order something for my kids with funky snacks or little crafts. @ninjapoodles Same! https://t.co/6mrJPgx0TXare you a purple pink or a red pink kind of person https://t.co/A3oozrLBzG
Retweeted by Laura Neiman @fras99 https://t.co/5PRlw1syWs @YourOrganicLife I can't get over her weak ass "sorry you feel that way" non-apology. She should've just said "welp… https://t.co/3Y2QSOSHzB
6/27
2020

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