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DumbLuckCapital @DumbLuckCapital Everywhere MIMS raps about

Family office. Influencer influencer. Public equity L/S and Private Equity cheerleader. Advice to young ones: Give up now.

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Joined Twitter 4/23/13


Madoffs victims lost 25% Jeff Immelts victims lost 90% Just sayin 😉
Retweeted by DumbLuckCapitalWut https://t.co/194mnpRQw3 @jamiepastore @AboveAvgOdds @AdamBScott1979 Afterlife Goes On Allah if you Hear Me I Wonder if Heaven Got A Souq @jamiepastore @AboveAvgOdds @AdamBScott1979 Ambitionz Az Al-Riyadh-a? @jamiepastore @AboveAvgOdds @AdamBScott1979 Brenda had a Fatwa @jamiepastore I never thought I’d see him quote 2pac
12/11
2018
YASSSS THIS IS EVERYTHING https://t.co/i4ZlQ65sytAll I hear with these inverted yield curve tweets is “Laurel”
Retweeted by DumbLuckCapital#TweetsFrom2012Now just watch Trevor Ariza gon’ fuck around and drop a triple double in D-Wade’s face
12/8
2018
None - detain a tech blogger https://t.co/e34rG5alZ6My new requirement is that if my kid wants to download a new app, she has to write a one page report on the founder… https://t.co/N4j3RN3wxU
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12/6
2018
And this amazing revelation accomplished what exactly? https://t.co/nqRdx72wIt
12/5
2018
I fucking hate everythingGreatest thing since sliced bread. This really delivers the pain. Violence baguettes violence. This would be gre… https://t.co/NwSmLR3Z3c @sillyolddaniel Hold on a sec - is it him or is it her that looks absolutely ridiculous in this photo?Wow, way to kick someone while they’re down https://t.co/e43T6fKQR0
Retweeted by DumbLuckCapitalSo my son who is 13 just dumped his girlfriend and now he's attempting to get his hoodie back. He's in for one hell of a life lesson
Retweeted by DumbLuckCapitalYour mom casts a wide net
12/4
2018
@SuperMugatu Carbone is averagea whale would never kidnap your son
Retweeted by DumbLuckCapitalI already miss the greatest human being that I will ever know. Love you Dad!
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12/2
2018
@modestproposal1 Not to be that guy but... isn’t this more accurate but less clickable with a headline like “BREAKI… https://t.co/PTzHjCLrZ1 @SuperMugatu He stands by what he said“Fuck bipartisanship!” ... *Gets all bipartisan* *Suggests a new party* https://t.co/cuygSvOBCV @TheStalwart @RyanSAdams @APompliano Are these... haikus? @ShortSightedCap I love human beings man
11/29
2018
One time in Starbucks, they finished making my drink and they screamed my name and everyone ducked under the tables.
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11/27
2018
Tweet of the year https://t.co/ujzyhxtbsX @FaL_In_Chester @EventDrivenMgr @PennBasketball I loved this poster but now hate Abners @SuperMugatu @BATMongoose @MinvstrD @highermoments Seconded @SuperMugatu Be a good person. But don’t waste time proving it on the toilet
11/25
2018
Happy Thanksgiving to all - even the CEO’s who authorize share buybacks and the passive investors destroying our world!
Retweeted by DumbLuckCapital @Jon_Doughnut @LSValue I should probably rephrase - the current players in discount surplus, particularly TJ and Ro… https://t.co/Ss8RFDRGu9I fear I know the answer but... is it pronounced...Just asked my 2 month old nephew if he wanted to “go out back and toss the pigskin” and he started crying......I do… https://t.co/SIQIXokVSj
Retweeted by DumbLuckCapital @LSValue Not sure how these four got there but I’d have had it $VRSN $CACC $ORLY $GOOG, maybe put $TJX in over… https://t.co/mO5HFW6DaW @mariocibelli @EdBorgato Me and @jack
11/23
2018
Should be a strong thanksgiving. https://t.co/NJCO33JkMMShoutout to the anonymous 6th grader for saving me a couple thousand (Bus not drawn to scale) https://t.co/7aNK10xSwX
Retweeted by DumbLuckCapital @DavidSchawel LOL I missed this... sweet Jesus
11/22
2018
@brivu who hurt u Chris Lavish
Retweeted by DumbLuckCapitalDoes Thanksgiving Glorify The Historical Slaughter Of The Detroit Lions? https://t.co/BRjjEIX1dK
Retweeted by DumbLuckCapitalGOT by Darwin™️ https://t.co/3JgvkuURUi
11/21
2018
@CyrusBlack3 He never understood the company. Basically every analyst who covers this stock is pretty stupid, but… https://t.co/ubIPfujGQg
11/20
2018
Value investors who couldn’t stomach buying $FB at $200 or $180... why aren’t you buying it now?If you put your entire net worth in $DAR and never looked again, you’d never hit a drawdown tripwire or panic, and… https://t.co/9V0SDETLKr @CynicInvestor @BarbarianCap I call the whole alliance NissanAnd ima keep ridiculing it cuz of explanations like this https://t.co/oEqBOkRO98While you were watching football, real life was bubbling up just under your nose https://t.co/l4Iud6iYrQ @BarbarianCap No. I want one of each subscription monthly. One candle, one sock, one razor, one pre-prepped meal… https://t.co/4xikE9EOut @DumbLuckCapital No. Musk.
Retweeted by DumbLuckCapital @BarbarianCap Ew. Sergio was decent. Maybe he was great for capital markets? But he wasn’t a smart car guy the way… https://t.co/srKB1m1pASFWIW Carlos is the best auto exec not just of his generation but maybe ever.I'm sure Sheryl aced that case on Extra Strength Tylenol and the biz history class. If I remember right, she aced e… https://t.co/Y2cbFSPlOS
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11/19
2018
@jamiepastore @SuperMugatu You two and @CrookedCapital are my ideal fintwit party foursome @LSValue @BarbarianCap @MidwestHedgie This is something I find odd but hear all the time. Is it responsible to LPs… https://t.co/gepsdy6LiZIs your son an illegal immigrant? https://t.co/0HsvGXo445Did he tell you he got a “tech job” at Amazon? https://t.co/0HsvGXo445 @eriz35 @‘ing in agreementDevastating self-own https://t.co/DfChjNCHaA
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11/18
2018
To do list for Twitter threads: 1) Long rant on Fidelity, 2) long rant on VC being the dumbest of the buy side, wit… https://t.co/pe5swjCREHFidelity is the worst private investor of all time, and is still a private company for reasons. https://t.co/LSSWPdIHjD @bbybrujaja @3YearLetterman @COLDGAMEKELV And they do serve purposes, as our mascots in over 80% of the teams. Aubu… https://t.co/DbHdiKelFr
Retweeted by DumbLuckCapitalGoodnight Mon #RemoveALetterSpoilABook https://t.co/UcDr10TkNoThe Bile #RemoveALetterSpoilABookMob Dick #RemoveALetterSpoilABook @LSValue Take Bluegrass’s most owned list and that should fill up the majority, then take recommendations to fill in the rest @BarbarianCap Wow, worst nightmare @elonmusk Worst song out there Elon. I caught one of the players on my youth football team listening to it, so we f… https://t.co/YxbEiAPxBf
Retweeted by DumbLuckCapitalFYI Jana Sucks https://t.co/52VWTXJy0J @NickatFP @teasri https://t.co/gttylmDa4U @teasri @pearkes Good one hahaha @SuperMugatu $2.8mil signature Mandarin Duck l’orange coming to The Modern, where your subsequent excrement will be… https://t.co/OZlu9Ixi74
11/17
2018
Why bring up safety on the earnings call? Oh cuz Reveal. Why suddenly aggressively start talking about trucking b… https://t.co/6vKb8KTJZ4Is Elon prowling production lines because he really wants to know they can hit 7,000 cars or because it was clear i… https://t.co/9SsknNq1AF
11/16
2018
@jamiepastore Cc @SkeleCap https://t.co/iOE1317yraTomi Lahren looks like if Arizona State was a person
Retweeted by DumbLuckCapital @SuperMugatu Bail after step 1
11/15
2018
@BarbarianCap This company won’t stop being a short until it’s a penny.
11/14
2018
Literally nobody loses money selling weed, let alone more than smoking it themselves https://t.co/5w55HqpvVXI’m feeling some really awful shit post-close from a company we love talking aboutTaylor Swift's silence on the crude plunge is deafening
Retweeted by DumbLuckCapital @ShortSightedCap Wants higher
11/13
2018
most whales were never asked to their high school prom
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11/11
2018
@BarbarianCap Sold to you! I love those guys. Their second generation talent has proven to be truly atrocious and… https://t.co/A7WwNcf14H @quantian1 @Nonrelatedsense @EdLatimore My wife and I have one. (CFA = Cum First Agreement?)If the only way you can make money with your degree is to become a professor teaching the subject... Then you have… https://t.co/G82fviDTFc
Retweeted by DumbLuckCapital @BarbarianCap Not excitement... barrons curse. @mariocibelli @maffei_fake ...OR IS NASCAR?! $LCARAWhite people.. Don’t lose your Fn minds because I’ve never eaten a Bagle.. Take it easy.... lol
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11/10
2018
Fuck yes https://t.co/w0zP83wPwi @tensigma @BarbarianCap Grandpa-hater @LSValue $MOMO is a value stock!!??!!Unpopular take: she’s trying to stay relevant https://t.co/SNl8OJEmIn @BarbarianCap I would have gone as-hominem and then hacked into his contacts to kill his mother, but maybe I’m a li… https://t.co/o2BuZk5KCH @realDonaldTrump I personally blame roughing the quarterback penalties for pretty much every problem this country has.
Retweeted by DumbLuckCapital @BarbarianCap I’m sorry but how can anyone not love this guy he’s like if everyone’s grandpa got to say everything… https://t.co/cg50zYLIUc
11/9
2018

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