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DumbLuckCapital @DumbLuckCapital Everywhere MIMS raps about

Family office. Public equity L/S and Private Equity cheerleader. Advice to young ones: Not here to teach the children - do exactly as I don’t.

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Joined Twitter 4/23/13


@jamiepastore @M_C_Klein Hate her @jamiepastore @maffei_fake I liked the more upbeat “Spin For It” @jamiepastore Til I CollapseI don’t like CEOs who use their personal wealth for value destruction https://t.co/VuhTkWWguE @jamiepastore @talktoskirt I can think of many creative ways we could murder him @SuperMugatu @quantian1 I’m uncomfy
9/17
2018
@modestproposal1 Said this to my wife about 5 minutes agoElon Musk does not have a Twitter account, anyone who claims to be the "real" Elon Musk is a fraud.
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9/16
2018
a whale would never forget your favorite flower
Retweeted by DumbLuckCapitalIf you were a " gifted kid " in elementary there's an 100% chance you're gay and depressed now
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9/15
2018
Because it’s the only reason we’re all here. https://t.co/hj4sSoqddd
9/14
2018
@SuperMugatu Gottem
9/13
2018
@_oldmangloom @covenantlite It was all CFODaughter: What does gays mean? Me: Well you know mum and dad love each other - two men can love each other the same… https://t.co/bJVXdEzAQT
Retweeted by DumbLuckCapitalShit he’s gonna buy Tesla https://t.co/waXUaYX4rd @maffei_fake Fries or Fiers? ⚾️ @TeslaCharts Leave the associate alone
9/12
2018
Not really, cuz wouldn’t he have stopped to come in?! Every milk man I know at least says hi before fucking a wife https://t.co/l1lL6fKLQ3 @jamiepastore Must be for Tesla @AaronMandell @Gfilche FUD from the shorts
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9/11
2018
@jamiepastore @pearkes @3747S_14458E https://t.co/lLJ7vWg2bC
9/9
2018
When weird millennial beliefs meet shitty parenting https://t.co/NusFOAEiTW @DavidSchawel She’s better
9/8
2018
@SuperMugatu Let’s not eliminate the possibility that the company he’s leaving was sketchier than Helen Keller’s artwork @_oldmangloom I’ll repeat again - I honestly think he is gonna die before the end of 2019 @TheStalwart Joe doing it right, Elon doing it wrong. Only time you hold it like that is when it gets really short like a roach. @NoonSixCap This is completely right @EventDrivenMgr 40th and 3rd? @5borographics @CarDudeTopanga Nice$TSLA https://t.co/VivK3qlq3aI was gonna go to bankwuptcy court, but then I got high. I was gonna pay my child support, til I got hiiigh. They t… https://t.co/4vMF5fOIW8I am unhappy I fell asleep.Fell asleep too many times. A real snoozer. Dude talks slower than the short bus. $TSLA @jamiepastore @retail_risk He just wants to bang hot chicks. Leave him alone.So the CTO and arguably most important man in the company has a recycling startup he runs on the side and this isn’… https://t.co/dVRbtRGbDb
9/7
2018
Never. https://t.co/GluYa38eo0Am I missing all his hype tweets or is @joerogan not doing a good enough job of confirming that Elon Musk is in fact on his show tonight...hi @StuyTownApts plz hurry up w/ my security deposit because i need it to buy more $TSLA. thx
Retweeted by DumbLuckCapitalMaybe it’s just me but she’s trying to make some sort of point that doesn’t exist by asking a very *vague* question https://t.co/NJIKY43uE3Uh, so it appears Andrew Left of @CitronResearch just sued $TSLA. https://t.co/Eej8r9V1vz
Retweeted by DumbLuckCapitalInsurance Company Gets Fucked Over By Another Cancer Patient https://t.co/qTexgI6woj https://t.co/c05NnvaFb0
Retweeted by DumbLuckCapital @_oldmangloom I mean... it is a job for life and all...
9/6
2018
Wasn’t $TSLA gonna do some fancy reveal today? @_oldmangloom Rex tho, can just hear the hate in his voice reading that
9/5
2018
Lmao dude tries to watch the nfl? https://t.co/nQ5F2YN8L0I'm not religious by any definition of the word, but moving to Qatar after a decade or more of living in the US and… https://t.co/Ce2GHAl3lU
Retweeted by DumbLuckCapital @SuperMugatu Whose eggs tho @pixelatedboat @_oldmangloom But not a catsuitSelf-immolating in full Nike activewear to own the libs
Retweeted by DumbLuckCapitalCoastal mentality is an enormous reason for mispricing and TAM stories and certainly an excellent flaw to take adva… https://t.co/7KBox4sXzB
9/4
2018
@FatTailCapital What’s the number for 911?
9/2
2018
@SuperMugatu Lmfao I’m dying irlCome at me https://t.co/DNyhuORbTH
9/1
2018
@capital_walker I heard Darrell Jackson was gonna come back to make them watchable @Morgan_03 Lol fuck that place @grantpa @SuperMugatu Can’t believe Hamilton didn’t get further @KrangTNelson 99% sure we have a cameltoe in the leopard print @ShortSightedCap How dare you put Starbucks brand next to Illy. @LSValue The fact you can’t assess fundamentals means we should probably get long for six months cuz it can’t be disproven, ride the hype!
8/31
2018
in the united kingdom, whales are largely referred to as “whales”
Retweeted by DumbLuckCapitalBrushing in the shower is for serial killers. I am a serial killer. https://t.co/44ZYRmcMtA @eriz35 @GerberKawasaki @latimes @yoda @elonmusk @Tesla Maybe I'll buy more stock.
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8/30
2018
@CrookedCapital @modestproposal1 Handjobs?And $500B for the immortality. https://t.co/JaCkj2Afu4Tesla CEO Elon Musk is already in trouble for tweeting about plans to take the company private. Now he could be in… https://t.co/aRMoBgrUry
Retweeted by DumbLuckCapital @aniket_nikumb @BluegrassCap GOATcoTHIS MAN FOR PRESIDENT 2020 https://t.co/T89do4sbR5
Retweeted by DumbLuckCapital @ShortSightedCap Problem with bull markets. Everyone is long so everyone is right. Not exactly an offsetting dyna… https://t.co/BnXEPWVF81 @CalciferCapital It’s not, they learned it from somewhere and it wasn’t in school. I blame sell side ER and any tec… https://t.co/JjHtz7iioN
8/29
2018
“You mean like those crazy fully autonomous smart-trucks?” DLC: “No, like crystal meth hooker trucks. The ones tha… https://t.co/uPdCYUZfSh“How’s your portfolio Greg?” DLC: “I like trucking right now.”“It’s a platform flywheel with limitless R&D call options in AI, neuro-centric cross-computing big data levers, and… https://t.co/Zf1wvOOYW5I think my best work and best results come when my head is shoved deeply and thoroughly in the sand, or in most whe… https://t.co/iOOqluvyQ8As an investor, when I talk to anyone under 35, I’ve started to feel a lot like Michael Keaton in The Founder when… https://t.co/y6SwOu8A3z @Briefingcom The infamous TURD. $ADSK @BluegrassCap Knew that would come out wrong. Let me rephrase: It’s exciting to see how giddy management can be abo… https://t.co/OkZIZqeXPy @Biohazard3737 Tiger Global didn’t do that with $PPC but that was just float not all the Brazilian owned shares I guess @BluegrassCap The fact that he couldn’t explain how exciting it is to him briefly says a lot about how good that business is to him @BluegrassCap That’s boneHow is James Murdoch still on this board @SuperMugatu Read faster @PScatterpatter @eriz35 Making fun of people who didn't pass a test as easy as the CFA is particularly cruel.
Retweeted by DumbLuckCapitalmath is for ugly people and only ugly people know how to do math.. pretty bitches don’t know how to do math so if y… https://t.co/5eHKmxhIVV
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8/28
2018
@jamiepastore @paulmac708 https://t.co/HYJALhrbAS @nosunkcosts This thing could be up 20 who fuckin knows
8/27
2018
@_oldmangloom So fucked up but true @nosunkcosts I’m too old for this earth @nosunkcosts How old are these people, 12?whales are pretty fuckin big
Retweeted by DumbLuckCapital @_oldmangloom @VegaVandal Gay frogs
8/26
2018
@DumbLuckCapital Odds looking better for you to cash your second ceo to jail bet
Retweeted by DumbLuckCapital @modestproposal1 dude is going to jail one day
Retweeted by DumbLuckCapitalThe epic midnight “please don’t ruin me, SEC” news bomb drop.Its embarrassing to even read this thing. Imagine writing it. https://t.co/TWcEA7aZ7W
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8/25
2018
@davegriffus @TezzlaCFO It would be an enormous amount of net income though... @jamiepastore @CoxsackieCandy You can go hunter2 yourself you hunter2’ing hunter2 @CoxsackieCandy @jamiepastore Ya it’s hunter2 lol @SuperMugatu Bolo tie pulp fiction JT is probably about as giffable as gifs were ever gonna get @SuperMugatu Fuck yes burning man! @BSCapital2 @LSValue He kept qualifying all his targets about profitability with “unless of course there’s some for… https://t.co/5FYaAOuAxR
8/24
2018

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