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shawn @dummyasstard Chow Mein Lane

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321 Following   253 Followers   2,516 Tweets

Joined Twitter 11/16/11

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11/28
2020
@cake_hoarder @badboychadhoy This is an option???
11/27
2020
Now why he do our good sis like that?!😂😂😂😭 https://t.co/6AidLtNoce
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10/4
2020
@realDonaldTrump @TamingMyImpala @JoeBiden 🤡
9/29
2020
I made deez https://t.co/LdzJTspVjk
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9/26
2020
https://t.co/9VH7zeJdHp
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9/16
2020
100 GECS - MONEY MACHINE (COVER) https://t.co/CKIa8aFjlj
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8/15
2020
https://t.co/5ecnwhBWwG @VenmoSupport Y'all bout to receive an EAR FULL @WhoIsNickTravis I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate youIt is 4am and I have just received a transaction to my old account significant enough to be upset. I'm sick of wait… https://t.co/7sYiSvUha3I HAVE SUCCESSFULLY RESET THE PASSWORD ON THE ACCOUNT MULTIPLE TIMES, BUT I'M STILL NOT ALLOWED TO LOG IN. I WOULD… https://t.co/aNnfdWjHpx @venmo @VenmoSupport CAN I PLEASE HAVE ACCESS TO MY OLD ACCOUNT??? I HAVE BEEN SENT MONEY ON MULTIPLE OCCASIONS TO… https://t.co/CjkJ2dYYRA
7/25
2020
@iguessimasian go on
7/12
2020
https://t.co/1Xq9xazmbx
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6/22
2020
It shouldn’t have made me laugh but it did https://t.co/hiDH1wxACl
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6/21
2020
oh to be that frog https://t.co/aPVz6e8QOv
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6/13
2020
7️⃣3️⃣ Grand Rapids, MI: man yells at police from a distance, a police officer walks up and pepper sprays him... .… https://t.co/gfjh4PQokL
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6/3
2020
@sophia_taube We have no yard!!Anyone w a pool wanna be friends??
5/25
2020
Bro this has gotta be the wildest most out of pocket video I’ve ever seen https://t.co/d6NxElhsyV
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5/20
2020
Compare and contrast https://t.co/An0jd7Oqgf
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5/11
2020
@Blackkout__ This guy is psychotic!! He unplugged the PlayStation without turning it off first 😰
5/1
2020
420 lol
4/20
2020
@7zarc How do you never miss??
4/13
2020
sucks that these are the same screens now https://t.co/rcIzSO49Bj
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4/10
2020
same energy https://t.co/8YkrFEgyWf
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4/8
2020
we, as a species, are losing our minds https://t.co/QZL4sabtQI
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4/6
2020
Idk man something about this https://t.co/h6RuJVpwwE
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4/4
2020
Quarantine got me fucked up in the crib learning the cups song
4/3
2020
“Quick kid I don’t have much time. In 2020 they will release a super virus in a strategic attempt to wipe ou-“ https://t.co/Q3nUjiJ9FL
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4/2
2020
THIS DOESN’T MAKE ANY SENSE https://t.co/upN4cRQUJ6
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3/17
2020
@iucipur https://t.co/1nnjcgV1Fh
3/9
2020
😂😂😂 https://t.co/sQqDp6Df9s
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3/3
2020
I don't remember this scene https://t.co/fdVGgwM7v2
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2/4
2020
Let’s go chefs
2/2
2020
@yojohnwhatsup The song made me think this was gonna take a horrible turn
1/21
2020
Woke up again, damn
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1/18
2020
6 look at all them dumb ass niggas know they be havin a ball lmao https://t.co/pZfrkzW9C2
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1/7
2020
since I no longer work for doordash, let me exhibit my insatiable desire for pure chaos. fuck doordash the longway. https://t.co/PXxlPejTFH
Retweeted by shawnLast night was a motion picture 💯This is the funniest fucking video that exists https://t.co/BFIg1yzygK
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1/6
2020
Quick, just blend in😏 https://t.co/c4M21KgJsU
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1/5
2020
just found out about world wars 😔 damn 😔 i hope earth wins 😔
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1/3
2020
This is the purest thing I’ve ever seen🥺 https://t.co/5V6jgai5RI
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1/1
2019
the snake in my backyard: https://t.co/GwQG9j703h
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12/30
2019
I got a speeding ticket for Christmas 🤗
12/25
2019
@BriannaMaxey That hat 😂
12/24
2019
I hungies I wan chicky nuggies 🥺https://t.co/TNlbmSYHCX
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12/23
2019
@7zarc can we get a face reveal 🙈
12/20
2019
@integrashawn Nobody cares nerd
12/17
2019
JUICEWORLD - LUCID DREAMS (COVER) https://t.co/8jKaer1M5y
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12/14
2019
Can we all throw every single penny we have into bitcoin again that was fun @BriannaMaxey Real??
12/11
2019
@Mr_White_Money How was your trip @7zarc Yo follow me back I thought we family 🥺
12/10
2019
Why’s that’s so raven intro gotta bangi am a: ⚪️ man ⚪️ woman 🔘 little hungover seeking: ⚪️ men ⚪️ women 🔘 a bagel
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12/9
2019
@JuiceWorlddd susWhat’s the 27 club we ain’t makin it past 21AINT NO WAY JUICE WORLD DEAD https://t.co/JxegE6qRQE
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12/8
2019
@icedoutomnitrix chris are you a developerWHY IS THIS MAKING ME LOSE MY MIND AJKDLSJAB https://t.co/PCizDerFqq
Retweeted by shawnI’m 👌🏽this close to losing my shit 😤https://t.co/YmPDFQ9DuP
Retweeted by shawn @JanJo_Flores Hahahahaa
12/6
2019
In the middle seat taking both arm rests
12/2
2019
Jesus it’s enormous https://t.co/gLhdHtWZLf
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11/29
2019
@WhoIsNickTravis said I cant 😐I have a gf let’s goooo
11/25
2019
I just got asked if I work at express. I thought I look homeless, so ty ma’am
11/24
2019
baby grinch would beat the living fuck out of baby yoda
11/23
2019
Everyone who pretended to smoke a cigarette in the cold as a kid is addicted to the juul now
11/11
2019
I lost it when he licked his hand https://t.co/YktVwohYPT
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11/8
2019
her: “where are the guys that still sing to their women?”🙄 me: https://t.co/5seVxeCzky
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11/4
2019
You ever ask the homie if they wanna hang but you accidentally ask if they wanna bang and all of a sudden you're having gay sex with kellen
10/27
2019
@WhoIsNickTravis Even though I mean it?Goodnight everyone except Kanye West
10/26
2019
@BriannaMaxey This is a reoccurring one for me. It always starts with a wiggle and then they all fall out and I hav… https://t.co/H9oAthNl5Y
10/24
2019

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