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duncanpoundcake @duncanpoundcake In The Night Garden

Your money my time Your stinking industrial bathwater my wine Imbalance induces hate How will you fill the gap between the endless buffet And the scraps I have?

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@inkinick @Pamos19 @Col13584420 Buy a cheap as chips Casio. £25. Has 70-80 presets. Stick it through some effect pedals and have fun. @AudreyAurus1 Not feckin' difficult is it...#HappyBirthday This is Gilbert. He is 2 today... https://t.co/nqg6IQjD7n @Rockyj900 @davesumnersmith I was more of a Sam Fox boy...Lord, 5th Baron of Jim 'Cor blimey Guv'nr. Rub a dub dub. Take me back to dear old blighty. Penny for the guy. Chim… https://t.co/4W4hojxE2G @rise_alien I have no idea what you are talking about...but I like it 👍🇬🇧But not Dominic Cummings, Kirsty Allstrop and various Tory cronies... https://t.co/FrH4wPEeJh @MrsLandDB https://t.co/xRBJLDwcpS @Rockyj900 @davesumnersmith "Touch me. Touch me. Touch me there"...🎶 @Hunner6times True true. Look at his big bruh. Professional nonce... #BoyDoneGood @BenOM13 @MartinDaubney @guardian Aye. Unoriginal, predictable, hackneyed Rightist twaddle. @AudreyAurus1 Gone to France #Innit @fckingtony @the3strikes @francescaWEBB She needs to wear adult clothes and get a decent bra.Relentlessly Gay... https://t.co/vWdKeP5Q6M @MXOFO @ajukes69 They will call the Gay Police?...🤭#Covid_19 no longer exists. Back to wage slavery now. Chop chop... https://t.co/MHf15bcesw @ligomersall @skwawkbox All part of the plan. @charliekirk11 https://t.co/TttArzEC2DSeveral months ago Trump was lauding Drs Fauci & Birx for their expertise, when introducing them as part of ‘his te… https://t.co/YSv1XyyGZj
Retweeted by duncanpoundcake @AudreyAurus1 https://t.co/0P74sP8mhR @sjhammerschmidt @Keir_Starmer https://t.co/UhMfxvKG02 @Keir_Starmer Solutions to this problem by Keir Starmer... https://t.co/CdWvMGxwII @DawnHFoster @ofqual be like: "Know your place prole and be grateful"... @ofqual goes all Hunger Games... https://t.co/qCMWv3Iaao @Keir_Starmer They must have felt so much better for that forensic analysis... #WellDoneShould have voted Labour... https://t.co/dafY8KOqaO @Rockyj900 @Keir_Starmer https://t.co/XvLAzjU54I @larymary60 @Keir_Starmer Devil is always in the detail...Just when you thought Trump was the really stupid one... https://t.co/OH4Qgxi1BX @CuriousUkTelly OTT. @MartinDaubney @guardian Is it International Stupidity Day for Rightists?"Zero Tolerance" @Keir_Starmer 😂 https://t.co/aEQK4wcRYmWill @BBCNews be reporting that Labour is breaking its own rules, and letting auto excluded members that campaigned… https://t.co/ctCk09CCOu
Retweeted by duncanpoundcake @marie_kate2 Furlough Loafer... @Lovehasnowords1 https://t.co/ZKy093io8p @twattybanjo @LouiseRawAuthor @parsifel43 @FromLondonArea @Maccspider https://t.co/c4HgVy45l4Nothing changes in @UKLabour and their culture of fear... #WatchWhatYouSay https://t.co/GpkoSnq0PC @charlotte2153 @ursuladarrigan He's saying the complete opposite. They're suffering because of others stupidity. @charlotte2153 If they voted Tory, then they got exactly what they voted for. They helped enable this shit show wit… https://t.co/dn92WaePjY"We stand in solidarity with migrants including refugees and asylum seekers, and reaffirm the moral and legal right… https://t.co/SibmJS8yp8
Retweeted by duncanpoundcake @LouiseRawAuthor @RatingsWord Lozza is very popular. She has 125 followers. Doesn't like the SNP. Doesn't like 'fuc… https://t.co/MoXdXClJx5
8/14
2020
@djbirkinshaw That would help...🤭 @djbirkinshaw https://t.co/DMvomwZoGg @Conservatives Politicians for years: You're all lazy work shy bums. A'Levels are too easy. Teachers are militants.… https://t.co/HC5Pv4esfgAdults To Children: "Your grades are very important. You must work very hard to achieve the best you can. Your grad… https://t.co/skaUoUZACX
Retweeted by duncanpoundcake @hilaryprice777 https://t.co/nZbBau5s0d @EvanCull @Pamos19 https://t.co/bheoagFUxu @DavidGauke @helenmcollins1 France not playing ball over dinghies, Dave. More spite from your team. @Pamos19 Ask Twitter. They're the one with a problem. Disappointed I didn't tick more boxes... @TheDukeofNorton A salutary lesson in self-delusion that one...Back on the #NaughtyList where I damn well belong... https://t.co/RveRR3dPvu @LouiseRawAuthor @FromLondonArea @parsifel43 @Maccspider A sort of anti-fan girl. Still, if you ever need a car... @PritiNot New Action Man Range: Tory Hemorrhoids with protruding arse grapes... @jackiescoones The New New Labour Party. All are welcome apart from anyone who isn't welcome...Should have voted Labour... https://t.co/jvscKkn6sg @LouiseRawAuthor @FromLondonArea @parsifel43 @Maccspider 'So called' was the first thing I spotted. I find it very… https://t.co/McNnP81bpDRevealed: Lives were lost because of the UK's decisions on #COVID19 testing: 🚨 UK Lighthouse Labs at centre of Hi… https://t.co/yLniPqtXZr
Retweeted by duncanpoundcake @duncanpoundcake The madness of the whole fiasco (2020 really) is watching people staggering around wailing "if onl… https://t.co/iHbcgRcYUo
Retweeted by duncanpoundcake @DrNewN Jimmy Jones stuff... @FromLondonArea @parsifel43 @Maccspider @LouiseRawAuthor There is only one MP for Rayleigh and Wickford. He is Con… https://t.co/WoTNv5WmeM @webbby10 #DoneUpLikeAKipper#AlevelResults All these 'ultra-centerists' in @UKLabour & media, bitching & moaning about how terrible it's all be… https://t.co/fnRT3vaFUNTweets from angry Tory voters, who kids A level results were downgraded. Declaring it’s not what they voted for. Ye… https://t.co/7IwiIwcFGB
Retweeted by duncanpoundcake @LadyPoop2 Trendy Conservatives went all ga ga for New Labour. Gave them a feeling of 'social conscience', whilst b… https://t.co/vQEUZ7mpuh @willgupshup Tell her to hustle and show grit and perseverance just like Harrow boy, Baron and Tory Lord Jim here..… https://t.co/Yix9wCphKD @LadyPoop2 Moran the once Enfant Terrible, now just another smug, Centrist hack working for a Liberal middle-class… https://t.co/TQVYNglPC7 @Tpopularfront Massive swelling ego Narcissism &sense of self-importance? He's the Neo-Liberal establishment's use… https://t.co/btsVp0r9WE @AudreyAurus1 #UltraCenterism...genius.And no doubt, if they go for a socialist choice, you &your centrist lot will tell them how they didn't deserve bett… https://t.co/oAeZNv8ZQW
Retweeted by duncanpoundcake @MerryMichaelW @caitlinmoran Lectures on Politics from a Guardian hack...#FfsShould have voted Labour, hun... https://t.co/n8SlNUVF0O @jones_davy Hustled his way onto HS2 promotional campaign and grittly called anyone objecting to a train track goin… https://t.co/2pWIhK0YBW#AlevelResults So this algorithm gives all the top marks to privately educated kids and downgrades all the scum fro… https://t.co/gTzQdR54QLShould have voted Labour, hun... https://t.co/nbRxswovhq @MettlesomeTeri @JimBethell He went to Univeristy... @duncanpoundcake @Changeling_1 "You choose your leaders and place your trust As their lies wash you down and their promises rust" 🎶
Retweeted by duncanpoundcake @pots101 @duncanpoundcake He certainly misspelled University
Retweeted by duncanpoundcake @Hunner6times @Tpopularfront It's the hypocrisy that sets me off. @seery_o Community seems to be a word used to include everyone with a particular label, whether they agree or not.… https://t.co/wVGjXzcdsX @Hunner6times @Tpopularfront "Petunia! Fire up the Mercedes. We're going back to Spain".... @Changeling_1 "The public want what the public get" 🎶 @Hunner6times @Tpopularfront "Is that a Dinghy. Full of illegals. Eating Ben & Jerry's?!"..Funny Tinge Socialists to rejoin @Keir_Starmer and his Lib Dem parody party... https://t.co/YoblgSjvDXYeah...another measure that won't be enforced, so that some will not follow because they can't afford to miss work… https://t.co/dyrTEOfnbd
Retweeted by duncanpoundcake @MirrorBreaking_ And who is going to check if they don't... #BullShit @Tpopularfront "Where's my ice cream?"... @Angelo_Giovino @BorisJohnson "Not today thank you"... https://t.co/hzODVsOPLp @Pamos19 Thanks for the heads up #muted @nigeltheleftist It's meaningless pap for the masses. 43% of which, still want to vote for Johnson.Lord Jim (5th Baron) went to Harrow, so you can be assured 'grit and perseverance' and not running PR campaigns for… https://t.co/obQ8J1mg7KNo-one will test you before you leave the UK. No-one will test you before you return to the UK. No-one will gre… https://t.co/pLIk00RXVE @Pamos19 Is this that dick Dodges? @AudreyAurus1 People like Dan were to busy masturbating to learn the history of their own country... @ExiledBitch You know they are. Look... DINGIES...ICE CREAM...Grrr...Gav is right. Over promotion and a completelack of any ability will not be a barrier to any @Conservatives MP or Ca… https://t.co/pXZv3A2x79 @kirajodiejoanne @SkyNews Oh... @Scaggs98091947 Schools... Monarchy. Parliament. Lords. No Constitution. Corrupt elites running everything. Prefere… https://t.co/jy1gj47CNk @kirajodiejoanne @SkyNews It's called an incubation period. @Changeling_1 @LorraineLocke8 🇬🇧🤯🚬🥃😷♥️ @kanin_wittgren @JayJay08752584 @10DowningStreet @BorisJohnson @MichealMartinTD https://t.co/JK8TBRiAfM
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2020

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