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@HelloTerriLowe Please drive like an arsehole in it. When I had to hire a white van, I made it my mission to drive… https://t.co/IgomjYIGPv
2/21
2020
6. If anyone is suffering with any mental health issues or suicidal thoughts but you’re scared to reach out to thos… https://t.co/9DhsUuuk923. Caroline had endured years of bullying from the press/social media. 4. the events in December were under invest… https://t.co/7zKbzYDKi91. The hypothetical lad isn’t famous but his family/friends who would grieve for him. Even victims/partners have a… https://t.co/Ed2ydIraZXTweeting it louder for the people who cancelled Caroline/joined in with the gross jokes (people I actually thought… https://t.co/qmHDYroCdR
2/15
2020
Unless they’re a financial advisor and know your situation, don’t let strangers on the internet make you feel inade… https://t.co/EBW6OuU3OvNever forget: don’t eat, don’t wear clothes, put fuel in your car, use public transport, pay rent, pay bills or eve… https://t.co/ijEKMSzuYu @LeighTravers Saaaame 😫My ovaries and uterus: “Hey Lil, what’s ur favourite rock band & horror film” Me: “pls, don’t do this” Ovaries an… https://t.co/gU4MXlf3Cm
2/14
2020
@Ryanair #loveisintheryanair Santorini! 🥰Not that JLS were bad, they had a couple of bops, but I didn’t realise that they had gone anywhereNo offence (some offence) but who actually wanted/got excited about JLS getting back together? Honestly, I’ll be sh… https://t.co/7NFrzANJ77 @boohoo Marley and Me #boohoo
2/13
2020
No one knows what “👀” means, but it’s provocative. Gets the ppl going!
Retweeted by Lilly Roberts @MikhilaMcDaid I know what you mean, I feel like another one is missing! Creole applies to Haitian-Creole which i t… https://t.co/oamRmLH6As
2/9
2020
@MikhilaMcDaid Creole maybe? Or Cajun?
2/8
2020
“Managing director of itsgoodtobeaman” 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢 https://t.co/EbOKa7YZ9iI greatly caution women when they’re considering marrying a man. A lot of well-meaning women have found themselves… https://t.co/ycESj0R2rK
2/5
2020
@Bungliciouse We have to be first up, don’t we! And also, 10/10 for your gif useWhen the buffet is announced at a wedding https://t.co/ZHSj7kNflv @victoriajane6 @AS113Y @AvantiWestCoast A strongly worded email, along with these links is headed their way tomorrow @saramara88 @AvantiWestCoast I’ve got one in the drafts! Ready for a proof read and to be sent in the morning @victoriajane6 @AS113Y @AvantiWestCoast You’d think they’d adhere to that, or at least as a retention and customer… https://t.co/H8ZUtQ5BWr @AS113Y @AvantiWestCoast Or in my instance, don’t really like trains anyway, feel very sick when travelling so spec… https://t.co/rqVDk9SuSV @narrowboatowner @AvantiWestCoast It’s disgraceful @AS113Y @AvantiWestCoast This is what I’ve been trying to get through to them 🙃 @AvantiWestCoast And to also reiterate my point: WE HAVE RESERVED SEATS BUT SOMEONE ELSE ALSO HAD THE SAME RESERVED… https://t.co/4JBXZUbu4d @ellisrosec Terrible, isn’t it. I am in a fortunate position with my health etc, but still, sitting on a floor or s… https://t.co/VJ8vlrLYS7 @AvantiWestCoast Maybe have a word, or at least pass the message on, to whoever deals with accessibility, communica… https://t.co/BpGm3HdD4H @JessicaMalBlog Pretty bad, isn’t it as a policy. It’s an example poor, scripted handling really, I don’t blame the… https://t.co/Y50MzVQQgF @pdmarshall Thanks Paul. I’m an able-bodied person with no chronic pain so I can bite this bullet. It’s just so unf… https://t.co/mIbyNqSJY0 @kramit @AvantiWestCoast YES MIKE! Clearly a glitch in the system due to greed. It’s not even an over-crowded train… https://t.co/j0TSsH0Rso @pdmarshall It’s shite! This is my first time using these since the change, really putting me off using them again @Sophie_Paul @AvantiWestCoast It’s terrible isn’t itTo anyone with chronic illness, limited mobility, disabled, are elderly or heavily pregnant, you can’t get a train… https://t.co/9mHuOsEfaH @AvantiWestCoast Can you please admit error and offer a solution? But what about my other question regarding those… https://t.co/IkIniMEzhX @AvantiWestCoast That’s overselling tickets then, isn’t it 😂 it’s not the customers fault that your systems don’t u… https://t.co/r1LS6T6pEh @AvantiWestCoast I have a reserved seat but a glitch in your system has also provided someone else with that same s… https://t.co/JLcVQbVivG @AvantiWestCoast Soooooo you’re happy to oversell train tickets, charge £70+ for a seat and have people stand/sit on your grotty floor? @AvantiWestCoast hey! We’re on the 19:00 from EUS to SOT and someone is in our seat BUT, plot twist, they have the… https://t.co/uRVB0GS9WN
2/4
2020
Lying snake 😂 https://t.co/2H9NBAb0HsYou all need to get on this thread IMMEDIATELY https://t.co/l0AxkjtrNk🌴 COMPETITION TIME 🌴 We’re giving away 100 #boohoo dollars during EVERY ad break 🙌🏼👀 All you've gotta do is "like"… https://t.co/W2gdCcWW0O
Retweeted by Lilly Roberts
2/3
2020
@EmilyQ92_ @HelloTerriLowe @victoriajane6 you’ve both probably already been tagged & seen this but instantly though… https://t.co/h0bNJLSDgZ#win #competition Join @Travelzoo_UK today via this tweet and you’ll get £10 off their deals and a chance to win a… https://t.co/jCFSQN3mVg
1/31
2020
Same but Boots https://t.co/Ke9jdBi1G6
1/29
2020
@Bungliciouse @mefeater And to block out boring meetings 😂yeah I love SNL S tevie N icks singing L andslide
Retweeted by Lilly Roberts @mefeater @Bungliciouse DUCK!
1/27
2020
It’s the DFS of fast fashion https://t.co/e3DckMK1YG
1/26
2020
why is the best story of 2020 being ignored, is what i want to know https://t.co/f36i2rimUI
Retweeted by Lilly RobertsDefining “some of you”: CIS men who think periods are “gross” and “tmi” Women who like to tell everyone “I’ve neve… https://t.co/de5ZPS1uyYSome of you never had to struggle to pay for tampons or sannies. Especially ones that soak up the kind of flow you… https://t.co/eNZItVop9X
1/22
2020
Why was every school disco DJ like this https://t.co/T8XIus5Czs
Retweeted by Lilly Roberts
1/21
2020
@ReadytoglareYT A Star Is Born. THERE I SAID IT
1/20
2020
@LuckyPenumbra @megrebekahx It’s not fair but it definitely happens! I got some on my hips and thighs after losing just a few lbs
1/18
2020
And what’s really funny, dear reader, is that after all these years & posting that tonight, I just had a pang of “o… https://t.co/OeURPTlRzqAt least both current & 23y/o me thought “lol, what a daft over privileged prick”. But it all worked out well, the… https://t.co/A8o1asscdzIt was my first paid marketing job & the worst 18 months of my employed life. MD’s daughter just had a job because… https://t.co/3P9UOiWy0oThe MD’s daughter (who from what I remember actually had no relevance in the company, just her parents owned it) in… https://t.co/ysKBnBN8v0 @ASOS_HeretoHelp Sent! @ASOS_HeretoHelp hey! I had a gift card for my birthday, added it to my account but when I try and add it to my ord… https://t.co/6tzix4iLbe
1/16
2020
@Talesofpaleface @gingergirlsays one for you!
1/15
2020
For everyone still weighing in with their “I don’t like what she’s done to Harry” bullshit, read this thread. Read… https://t.co/bk986ucbsY @Defender904x4 @snigskitchen Are you fucking for real Do you know them both personally to say you don’t like what H… https://t.co/oN6cojpFXs
1/14
2020
@vuecinemas hey! Is there an issue with your website? I’m trying to apply 2 vouchers to an online booking for a sho… https://t.co/1AwGe4nrDt
1/11
2020
@devilwrstartan I can’t pick just one 😭😭😭 But: We Are Gonna Be Friends Fell In Love With A Girl Hotel Yorba I Think… https://t.co/TyQR3DIb2SMe: “Kind regards, Lilly” Them: “Hi Lily, Lilli, Lillie, Lili, Lilley” I know it’s the same word, but C’MONNNNNN 😭 https://t.co/sC2fsKazB6
1/10
2020
@piersmorgan Ok BoomerMeghan Markle and her husband say they're stepping back as senior members of the Royal Family and will "work to bec… https://t.co/mcJLJ3cFZh
Retweeted by Lilly RobertsThe amount of mansplainers replying to this being like “your response was over reacting though” or “there was no ne… https://t.co/QC2fmH24lEAnd if you’re concerned about them making their own money, I don’t think HRH Henry Charles Albert David, Duke of Su… https://t.co/R9jlE1k6E3I love how shook & crotchety folk are about Megan & Harry deciding to do their own thing. Guys, if this was any oth… https://t.co/qe15zErHJ8I do the same every month and I’m 18 years into this 40 year BUUUUULLSHIT https://t.co/8nPCfUF6hN
1/9
2019
“Hey Lil what ya get for Christmas?” I’ll tell you what I got, my period. I got my period. https://t.co/n9BxbQBx9Q
12/26
2019
@ASOS_HeretoHelp It’s ok, I found the label and put it in 😝 thank you anywayGuys, if you're taking a break from social for xmas, can you please let me know asap. Last thing I need is to be c… https://t.co/UbbkVs4Yh1
Retweeted by Lilly RobertsHappy day where people try and tell me that “Christmas Eve pyjamas” are a thing!
12/24
2019
@beckymace_ Haha I know! After 4 years it’s still going strongSuccess Cock Vacation I hope it’s not a real-life cockerel as I’m scared of birds & I’m a vegetarian so I won’t e… https://t.co/y633bb16hw @rhiannaoliviab But it’s definitely a combination of all the above exhaustion and the blanket fort plus food and films is a must for sure @rhiannaoliviab Weirdly, there is! I did a training session last year about relationship building in the work place… https://t.co/BH9kNjTT8g
12/17
2019
Hello, I’m Lilly, I’m from Staffordshire and I’m reading your tarot cards. It’s a hangman. But it’s ok, it’s all bo… https://t.co/ZWxnW26hws
12/16
2019
@MikhilaMcDaid In this house, it goes: Toast Cheese Beans Cheese
12/15
2019
@BeckyBedbug @MelodyCollis https://t.co/HNmvsH0CO8 You also get good explanations about what policy means whatYou have 3 hours and 20(ish) minutes left to go out and #vote. Still undecided? No worries, do the survey on… https://t.co/HGIvCfH8NbI knit a shirt to my ferret last year and he still hates it https://t.co/mndlaqGliH
Retweeted by Lilly RobertsThat tweet was an attack on the eyes but I needed to get everything into one tweet but also so you’d pay attention to my cute dogHector didn’t vote because he’s not allowed to (rude) but a gentle reminder that the polling stations are open unti… https://t.co/qh1FHbOOWbGo and vote you little twat 🗳
Retweeted by Lilly RobertsPS, you should also be thinking about: Saving the NHS Saving public services (Those two go hand in hand really, es… https://t.co/MRKS6Ihc5akeep in mind when you do vote: Supporting those with disabilities, kicking racism in the dick, LGBTQ+ support, the… https://t.co/McrJyvIHreHello Twitter chums. This isn’t a tweet about getting my period, that will be in about 2 weeks. This tweet is to te… https://t.co/CoZgJmTQe4
12/12
2019
Next level hysteria.. posh twats get butt hurt that regular people don’t know/care about the difference between a “… https://t.co/FLyVP97bf1 @TIME @GretaThunberg 👏🏼 Young, female, making her voice heard and angering old horrid men along the way 🖤 Gwaaawn G… https://t.co/TrOrBRFjxP
12/11
2019
Never in my bird-fearing life did I think I’d so HARD agree with Bill Oddie. Gwan Bill! https://t.co/sSVqa6DAfR
12/10
2019
@homerjay1889 Nah, fried like my brain https://t.co/hpqHh5q9Oy @MalcontentDave French fry! https://t.co/BUQzYBqL5HHello, I’m Lilly, I’m from Staffordshire and I’m reading the results of a Buzzfeed quiz about which type of potato I am #UniversityChallengeWhat’s your toxic trait? Mine is if I’m doing a round of teas and someone I don’t get on with/has wronged me in so… https://t.co/b3gpEb2MZ4
12/9
2019

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