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Some of you should stop with the "not a SECOND lockdown 😭😭" btw we all have u on insta, we know u didnt even participate in the first one
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9/24
2020
Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween. It’s terrible for the environment. Locally sourced, all natural skelet… https://t.co/qQvfwJcZIO
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9/20
2020
@MaidenSarah1 It still is! Where we walk our dog, we once took a new path and came across the most 80s looking jazz… https://t.co/PqMgYXwMKb
9/18
2020
How do you spell chicken gewjohns?
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9/16
2020
“A statement now from the Prime Minister. ...Prime Minister?” https://t.co/wlbDhrInkl
Retweeted by Lilly RobertsI honestly wish that I was bothered about doing it. I am after all, floral by name, but I just don’t give a shit. H… https://t.co/bS7QUtKZSJI’ve just done the most boring task in all my 30 years: requested quotes for a gardener to sort out our shitty back… https://t.co/Wr0VbxB6dW
9/14
2020
I think there’s a few PS3 games there too. We did try and put it all on Music Magpie but the ones they would accept… https://t.co/jdjAvfGjPzCharity shops close to me aren’t taking any donations of stock so are there any social care homes/hostels/assisted… https://t.co/554YDuPsBFI’d rather pay money to huff on the stench of the @OfficialRandL long drops for a year than for this to happen https://t.co/V3JoXuAqnL @BuzzFeedUK Harry Potter (some of the exterior was used to Hogwarts Scenes), I think Robin Hood (Kevin Costner one… https://t.co/lFzUU5OvDm @HelloTerriLowe You haven’t done it again?!Young people: - Sent back to school - Sent back to Uni - Make up the majority of the workforce in sectors which ca… https://t.co/stJx62vqpK
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9/9
2020
Shop locally! But save Pret! Lose weight! But eat out to help out! Socially distance! But get back to work! Schools… https://t.co/9zL7XFV2TD
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9/8
2020
Same author. 🤔 https://t.co/PNIdGhHgub
Retweeted by Lilly RobertsThat sounds like something that Banksy would say to keep his identity a secret https://t.co/mBpsGGTqinWAP stands for What Are you doing in my swam P
Retweeted by Lilly RobertsAs a musical lover & Disney+ subscriber, I’m giving Hamilton a go. At what point do I start liking it? Because so f… https://t.co/VYhRd8qWXlFancy film sounding version: I worked in a hardware store when I was 18. The actual version: I worked weekends onl… https://t.co/FCp3LGSxfTOH MY GOD IF ONE MORE WOMAN IN MY LIFE SUCCUMBS TO A DISINTERESTED MAN AND INTERNALIZES HIS AMBIVALENCE AS HER OWN… https://t.co/Ze3TurRGxD
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9/7
2020
Don’t Trust The Bitch in Apartment 23, such a good show and they just decided to do away with it… https://t.co/m8oZCbHXLf
9/6
2020
Same & also where I’m looking gormless/RBF/eyerolling in the background of a family photo in a restaurant/tourist a… https://t.co/ovqfYNsmYh
9/3
2020
@dago_dazzler @maddy1daddy Literally the only people I’ve ever seen/heard laugh at that or consider it no big deal… https://t.co/X9TiuPF7vR
9/1
2020
Yea, try having a mid-January birthday. That shit is real ugly https://t.co/buXvDi5ySs“We're talking about S.E.X in front of the C.H.I.L.D.R.E.N." "Sex Cauldron? I thought they closed that place down!" https://t.co/WtlTxhHBPm
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8/31
2020
mad that someone out there has eaten the most crisps in the world and they don’t even know about their amazing achievement
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8/28
2020
Me jumping to conclusions https://t.co/BYVZy0fXH1
8/27
2020
Hey guys, wanna feel old? I'm 40. You're welcome.
Retweeted by Lilly Roberts @devilwrstartan The bleakness of a January birthday is real and I feel your pain. also, people bloody SUCK
8/26
2020
re-normalize using the word “lying” instead of calling everything “gaslighting”
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8/21
2020
@QueenBeady They’re always G R 8 choices 😂 I wish I was the person responsible for sourcing them @victoriajane6 I’d love to meet the person responsible for it 😂 I also wouldn’t mind matching the music to the last… https://t.co/v0PGR0BTXlImagine Americans getting ‘Homes Under the Hammer’ as their “recommended for you” on Netflix like we do with ‘Selli… https://t.co/s8OPaikDLwSure, Selling Sunset is ok but it’s no Homes Under The Hammer, is it?Rest In Peace • Chi Chi DeVayne 💔 https://t.co/smji1uL6W4
Retweeted by Lilly RobertsI feel like pretty much every hit & run person gets caught & also, DASHCAM. But basically, main point to the origin… https://t.co/fzouKidRz7 @scillybigbird @chloehenryxxo And it’s funny that the people who are reacting negatively are usually all too quick… https://t.co/gvDis4fR3hAnd it’s a trip to your local constabulary to talk about why you drive like a massive prick 🖤🖤🖤🖤 https://t.co/Iy8Rn1M9N8
8/20
2020
@chloehenryxxo And also, why can’t anyone just appreciate this funny tweet for what it is?! @chloehenryxxo The amount of butt hurt male Corsa drivers who aspire to get a BMW on tick replying to this with “th… https://t.co/lgTtJNFIj7I’ve pulled my shoulder by doing absolutely nothing. Is this it? Is this what people mean when they say “it’s getting old”?
8/19
2020
@hengeron It made me realise how much I don’t want them 😂 It’s a brilliant film thoughWhat’s one the best film that rarely gets any praise and why is it ‘Riding In Cars with Boys’?
8/18
2020
@tblanchfield On behalf of my mum: she was 44 when her nana passed, it was the one and only grandparent she knew. N… https://t.co/QprZcE8PlZSo the fake surprise in the adverts really titses (that’s a word) me offIt doesn’t matter if you’ve checked your emails or post to found out you’ve won, a whole entire team has to ring up… https://t.co/79VoRIHPMmAs it’s just been on TV, this is my annual tweet to express my annoyance at Postcode Lottery ads. These people know… https://t.co/O87HdWyoYh @VikkiSmash Very true! Although I’m more on board with Emily & Richard. @jcanham1986 Typical spoilt, entitled brats the pair of them!I love me some Gilmore Girls but this is exactly why Lorelai (and Rory) are the actual worst characters in the show… https://t.co/4tXgqI8AYY
8/16
2020
ed sheerans wifes pregnant??? ed sheeran had sex???????
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8/13
2020
@rhiannon_marie I’m glad I’m not the only one!Does anyone else eat their food in sections & in preference order (e.g. peas first, then carrots, then Yorkshire pu… https://t.co/fBhN8QbSYb @jcanham1986 If I could have a human sized hamster bottle thing permanently attached to me, I would! Or even one of… https://t.co/xIETF1kqyBHonestly it makes me mad at grown adults for not doing this. Same level of mad at people who burn every goddamn tim… https://t.co/J2AUDgIeNS
8/12
2020
“It is also cursed” “My god you’re greasy” “The ring came off my pudding can! Take my pen knife my good man” https://t.co/K7xB5zDM1E @hannahkate202 @KandyDathrush @jxeker 😮 you’re right! Thus further proving that Ross Geller is a knob! @KandyDathrush @jxeker They were definitely on a break but a very disrespectful move on his part, especially the mo… https://t.co/RuRPTS3PuC
8/9
2020
@jxeker The only thing I will E V E R side with Ross Geller on is when that man ate his sandwich and tried to act l… https://t.co/YmIYM8mewa
8/8
2020
@chloehenryxxo I like slowing down into a 2 and then back into third because the traffic light hit green as I approached it @HotpointUK Still no link, only an email with a generic apology. Sort it out
8/7
2020
How is Wileys music getting erased from streaming sites but Lostprophets (whos front man was convicted Of Raping ba… https://t.co/Jj9pUYpQtn
Retweeted by Lilly Roberts @HotpointUK @BBCWatchdog @WhichUK @_alicebeer Hi Hotpoint, I don’t think you do understand the frustration of a fam… https://t.co/znwQhhaKkZ
8/6
2020
@HotpointUK @WhirlpoolCorp @WhichUK @BBCWatchdog Still only getting empty apologies via DMs No one tried to call my… https://t.co/jhNzbRdwih @HotpointUK @WhirlpoolCorp @WhichUK @BBCWatchdog I have DM’d, several times and I haven’t been assistedSee that absolutely naff all has been escalated. Sort 👏🏼 this 👏🏼 mess 👏🏼 out https://t.co/ZWiCpXvz5s @HotpointUK @WhirlpoolCorp @WhichUK @BBCWatchdog it’s been a month of me contacting you guys on my parents behalf.… https://t.co/EVXgJBLV4z
8/5
2020
@hayhaylala_ @shannonmaile_ I remember being in year 5 at school like “omg why DO these tears come at night, Britney?!”
8/4
2020
@shannonmaile_ @hayhaylala_ Mine was ‘Lucky’ by Britney when I was 9 but as a 14 year old, ‘Every Time’ hit me hard
8/3
2020
@EloiseMcG @_natb0yd I think I might have had a Topshop version too! It used to fit so nicely, good old mid-late 00s bandage bodycon 😂 @_natb0yd I never had the Quiz one but the H&M one in mini and NewLook in knee length? *chefs kiss* From work to twerk in seconds
8/2
2020
THEY OPENED AN INVESTIGATION FOR THE DEATH OF BREONNA TAYLOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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7/31
2020
I don’t think you will have to worry about a future wife, Jack. https://t.co/7rOzSS3St4 @jackaleidoscope @Iheartnoise @Todd_Spence I heard ‘There’s a Light That Never Goes Out’ was written about Barad-dûr
7/28
2020
@victoriajane6 Haha oh Gav, he’ll have to get himself a PR age like a DJ. Aah right! That’s the best way to do birt… https://t.co/mSe8bmucBH @Todd_Spence Isn’t this the famous Smiths tribute band, Meat is Mordor? @victoriajane6 1. Amazing news! Congrats on getting featured. 2. Gav is 35?! He’s got such a young face! And obvz… https://t.co/vHm6hzJ3eNnew girl is the ultimate female fantasy of there being 3 nice men
Retweeted by Lilly RobertsShopping for dresses because gender isn’t real & neither are fucks.
Retweeted by Lilly RobertsHI TWITTER I'M HERE BEING LOUD AND JEWISH AND WILL CONTINUE TO DO SO FOR THE NEXT TWO DAYS BECAUSE I DON'T THINK AB… https://t.co/8me0Z6r0Hv
Retweeted by Lilly Roberts @missemilyjayx I know 😂 she kinda looks like the other super glam news reader too, I can never remember her name th… https://t.co/hxK9zc2hv1 @missemilyjayx Natasha Kaplinsky & Jeremy Paxman, BBC News Summer Party 2006 @ldaxo_ @21TEHE Honestly it’s such a relief that I’m not alone in thinking this 😂 I really thought it was just me n… https://t.co/jH3IKM9aKC
7/27
2020
@wolfandstag @21TEHE And, they’re the worst characters with a toxic af relationship @littlejeannie84 The imagery & styling in the series was lovely. But I absolutely agree, both characters are awful.… https://t.co/QARaG68QJh
7/26
2020
@littlejeannie84 I’m glad I’m not the only one! In the book’s (and series) defence, I’m not really a ~romantic~ fic… https://t.co/BBfwtRsRYjdo you come up with an escape plan every time you enter a new space or are you normal?
Retweeted by Lilly Roberts @21TEHE I’m gonna get some angry fans coming my way but... Normal People @QueenBeady Absolutely! Imagine how many kids/younger impressionable people this could be a positive thing for too @QueenBeady Much like with the plus size bodies getting the representation they deserve over the recent years! Norm… https://t.co/EvOs5zQnoM @QueenBeady Literally this! I’m an 8-10 but, I’m not a trim, toned 8-10. I have cellulite, rolls, pear shaped with… https://t.co/XzqBD1JzFg
7/25
2020
BBC Children In Need concert 2003 on the old Valentino’s carpark in Hanley. Nick Knowlse hosted it. Blazin Squad he… https://t.co/DMirxfeQ4k
7/24
2020
I think I’d rather suck shit through tights https://t.co/ZPyaPRbhad
7/21
2020
I couldn’t tell you one thing that happened in a Pirates of the Caribbean movie. No plot, just vibes.
Retweeted by Lilly Roberts @Gaibriul Sinister, I like it! @jcanham1986 I’m the leader of the Bowel MovementRoberts 2020 Do you need a poo poo? https://t.co/cSkVwOsdSB
7/18
2020
People shouting about getting free masks now they are a necessity. We don’t get free tampons yet and they are a nec… https://t.co/CyjbesuJeQ
Retweeted by Lilly Roberts"Kippers for breakfast, Aunt Helga? Is it St. Swithin’s Day already?" https://t.co/UHBQtgNAG2
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7/15
2020

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